I'm not clever enough for a title.

I was making a sandwich; it was ham, salami and cheese on wholemeal bread, and my mum walked into my room (I don’t make or eat sandwiches in my room?) and said, “You ate all of our salami, but you were so conservative with the ham,” and Ben Shapiro’s ghost appeared and said, “You claim to be a socialist liberal, yet you’re conservative with your ham consumption. How curious.”

catholic school teachers grading shit like

[ID: Screenshot of a tweet by @ BroderickHunter. It reads: “Let’s normalize not confusing someone’s free time with their availability.”]

the most important character arc in recorded history

t-shirt that says "i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks"

*hits my own brain with a rolled-up newspaper* you stop that

happy autism acceptance month, asperger's is still an ableist and useless term

yes i want to listen to new music. no i can’t stand any music that i don’t already know. do you see the problem here