The Everything Bowl

Grace Rocky Save Stars

Decided I wanted to draw this since no one else has thus far

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

like hes so so kind but also so so far up his own ass. he picks fights. he talks over people and doesnt like being interrupted. he likes making others laugh. he likes kids. he simultaneously takes things too seriously and doesnt take them seriously enough. he'll yell and throw shit but tuck his tail between his legs and run the second his ego is threatened. he only sleeps when he starts getting stupid from sleep depravation. his fear of intimacy makes him easily annoyed with other people, but it also makes him not want to worry anyone. he doesnt swear but only out of habit. he's scared of most things but was adventerous in college. he is a coward and also the hero

has this been done

The encounters don’t always go as planned…

(And if you use this image in a bloodymary fic, send it to me ;)!