Every Episode of Spongebob as a Tarot Spread

E6a, S1 “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy”

1. You

2. Your ideal/idol

3. The positive way it/they affect you

4. The negative way it/they affect you

5. The negative consequences you bring forward

E5b, S1 “Home Sweet Pineapple”

1 & 2. What you’ve lost

3. How you’ve attempted to replace it

4. Positive effects of loss

5. Negative effects of loss

E5a, S1 “Pizza Delivery”

1. [Pizza] What must be shared

2. [Obstacles] Obstacles en route

3 & 4. [Walking & Boulder] Method of sharing

5. [Customer] Person to communicate/share with

E4b, S1 “Boating School”

1. [Walkie-Talkie] Bad advice

2 & 3. [Boat] Your situation

4. [License] Why you’ve taken the advice

E4a, S1 “Naughty Nautical Neighbors”

1. [Spongebob] You

2. [Patrick] The person you’re in conflict with

3. [Squidward] Cause of discord

4-6. [Interactions with Squidward] How you’ve tried to replace/ignore them

7. [Squidward’s Messages] Their attachment to this discord

8.  [Squidward’s Messages] Yours

E3b, S1 “Plankton!”

1 & 2. [Spongebob] You

3. [Plankton] What’s controlling you

E3a, S1 “Jellyfishing”

1 & 2. [Wheelchair] What you’re trapped in/What’s keeping you trapped

3 & 4. [Spongebob & Patrick] What’s meant to help

E1b, S1 “Ripped Pants”

1. What you’re doing

2. How it is negatively affecting those around you

E2a, S1 “Bubblestand”

1. [First go like this] What you’re currently doing

2. [Spin around] The big picture

3. [Stop!] What to stop fixating on

4-6. [Double take three times] What to be aware of

7. [Then pelvic thrust] How to act on that

8. [Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it!] What to avoid

E1c, S1 “Tea at the Treedome”

1. [Spongebob] The situation

2. [Water] What you are doing without

E1b, S1 “Reef Blower”

1. [Reef Blower for Squidward] How you see things

2. [Reef Blower for Spongebob] How other see things

3. [Squidward] What you can learn from their perspective

E1a S1 “Help Wanted”

1. [The spatula] The “impossible”

2. [Squidward & Mr. Krabs] Who/what is making you believe it’s impossible

3. [Anchovies] The obstacles