I dont own emotion. i rent.

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian milk girl

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yall need to chill for real

Lord my chest

That baby from toy story is all grown up

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

Adorable yet cacophonic.

Flirting with girls is so cute like I’m so glad I’m gay cause guys just go straight to the sexual and that’s so uncomfortable but like flirting with girls is like hey how are you what do you love in life I like your cat let’s cuddle and do cute things together

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

good vibe tribe

Why don’t girls hit on me what am I doing wrong, do I act too straight