me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

theyre my roasted vegetable and i will decide how much olive oil goes on em!!!!!

*sees same stranger three times on campus in one day* what are we

shit i was just about to pop one down but i guess im not now thank god i almost did it again

I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”.  Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.

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My prof asked the class “who was emperor when jesus was born?” And a kid responded “Palpatine”