Girl with Two Pearl Earrings

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

And that something should be fixable

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

this is about autism

love it when I leave notes for myself at the end of my writing doc so I won't forget smth the next day and the note says something like "remember the leech"

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

vampirism as a metaphor for queerness. hunger as a metaphor for repressed desire. immortality as an expression of profound loneliness.

guys what if they kill me at work today

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel