hey guys! so a bunch of shit just came out and I learned a bit about my cannon, so i’m gonna post it and see if I pull in any traction. please god DM me if your cannon has any of these in it, i’m like struggling to find cannonmates and it’s killing me. as far as I know, the game was still the same and nothing much changed (im not sure yet if we won or lost the game) , but a lot of the characters had personality differences.
🌪🌀🎹JOHN (me!) 🎹🌪🌀
i am an extremely energetic and optimistic person, i was always constantly talking and rambling about all kinds of things to whoever would listen but i was also often confided in frequently by the rest of my friends. i would often play piano and sing as well. i loved outer space. i am extremely tiny 5,4, 115-120 lbs and i would often get ragged on for this a lot. My hands are covered in scars, dirk talks about them a lot. I lived in an apartment with Dave post game and I’m speculating that we shared this apartment building with roxy, dirk, and Hal as well...maybe jade and rose too.
🧲🎈💾HAL💾🎈🧲
[FOUND] @splinterboy
Hal was smashed by dirk in our timeline on multiple occasions. He ran away to roxy’s apartment and sometime before or after those events I began dating dirk. Jake did not like him.
⌨️🕹🦀KARKAT🦀🕹⌨️
karkat and i were extremely close, we constantly pestered each other and i helped him though a lot of his insecurities as a leader. karkat helped me learn how to stick up for myself, however i am extremely hard to upset. He and Dave dated for a short period of time.
🎤🎧🎒DAVE🎒🎧🎤
[FOUND] @0413s
dave was pretty standard to the source material however, we formed a deep bond and once that happened he began to open up about his issues with having a huge god complex and how he was worried that if he wasn’t careful he’d drive all his friends away, he was protective and possessive when it got down to it but in a “I don’t wanna lose you, you’re the only person who truly understands me” way. he was one of my best friends.
🧡☄️🎭DIRK🎭☄️🧡
dirk dated me (I’m not yet sure if it was ♥️ or ♠️), he dated Jake briefly before he dated me,much like dave he also struggled with a god complex but in our relationship he expressed violent tendencies and was extremely controlling, however this never bothered me and most of the advice he gave me, at least the stuff I bothered to follow, ended up saving my ass. he knew what was best for me and I loved him for it. I was constantly understanding of his struggle and was able to help him calm down. we often had really deep conversations, and stayed up all night talking. he called me pet names a lot. i sometimes unintentionally fueled his god complex by praising him. my dirk was extremely intelligent. I went through a phase of malnourishment at some point?
🎻☂️🔮ROSE 🔮☂️🎻and 🧪🔫⛰JADE⛰🔫🧪
both dave and i share this very specific kin mem of all four of us playing mario kart. I was screaming at the top of my lungs the entire time and dave was ragging on how terrible i was at the game, if any of you remember these things hit us up!!!
so far this is all i got, however i will update as i go! please be aware! i’m looking for you guys and i miss you dearly! if you think you may be another character from my cannon and recognize me please please pm me!






















