Timothy J. Drake-Wayne

Honestly this is mainly here to mess with my siblings, you're a fool if you think this is my REAL account.

I SWEAR TO GOD STOP ASKING FOR INSIDER TRADING INFO.

Me: Fine, I'll go to bed if it makes you shut up. Can you at least make me a glass of warm chocolate milk first? *puppy dog eyes intensify*

Dick: Aww, of course, Timmy!

I'm feeling conflicted.

On one hand, I understand periods suck and would love to help, plus I'm not totally sure I believe you can

but, on the other hand, i don't want to feel the pain either, I'm sure it would be distracting considering I'm not used to it, and if you CAN do it that would be slightly concerning.

it would be interesting though...

Okay, you're aloud to try, I'll even help you out if you let me know what to do, BUT only with the condition that if it works you tell me how you did it.

...

Yes, I can relate.

Honestly, the spleen is an underappreciated organ, it works tirelessly to filter our blood and provide white blood cells to save us form infection.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Absolutely ridiculous, I'd never.

Frankly, I'm appalled at these slanderous comments, I only missed like half of that meeting when I fell asleep!