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"P"word is magic.

Whats the magic word? + "F" word = "P" word is magic.

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One of the hardest decisions a father will have to make is deciding the right time to masturbate during a family vacation.

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Blue Corn Muffins Recipe

Blue Corn Muffins with Green Chile From La Casa Sena, Santa Fe, NM

8 tablespoons unsalted butter

1/2 cup sugar

2 extra-large eggs

1 New Mexico or Anaheim green chile, roasted, peeled, seeded, and chopped (about 1/2cup)

1/2 cup fresh corn kernels (from 1 ear), steamed until just tender

1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese

1/2 cup grated monterey jack cheese

1/2 cup all-purpose flour

3/4 cup blue cornmeal

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup milk

Preheat the oven to 375F

In the bowl of an electric mixer, cream together the butter and sugar.

Add the eggs and chopped green chile. Add the corn, cheeses, flour, cornmeal, baking powder, salt, and milk, and mix just until blended.

Divide the muffin dough into 12 pieces and place them in a well greased, 12 muffin pan. Bake in the oven for 35 to 40 minutes or until a cake tester comes out dry. Turn the muffins out onto a rack to cool.

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Couple's iPhone time at Panera Bread.

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Just walked in on my bfs landlord watching cheech and chong, drinking sake, in candle light with her very young bf.

#candle light

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i was thinkin about this gif in the shower and i started laughing so hard i slipped n fell and tore the shower curtain down

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PIXEL-8 Artwork by Gashi Gashi

Eating pickled fish on my bfs bed while he makes faces at himself in the mirror.

#pickled fish #bed #mirror #sushi

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Oh god, this is hilarious. Im terrible.

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I literally cannot stop watching Breaking Bad

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Vodka Packaged in a Juice Box

Happy 2013

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