sucking dick is demeaning

De meaning of life 😎

five years later and i still can’t believe this is my legacy. my mother must be so proud

your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

I’m just sucking dick cause that’s the free option

I mean if you do it right suckin dick could take you places

Cashier: Your total comes to $188.40 Me: Not to be fake deep but none of this is real

i wish no one knew anything about me 

Actually it isn’t bullshit. Minors can’t legally sign contracts. Parents have to do it for them. The minor has to undersign. Nice try looking like a jackass tho.

Also, legally speaking, a teacher cannot physically confiscate anything from you. They can threaten you with detention and try to coerce you into giving it up “voluntarily,” but legally speaking if they take it from you with force they are committing theft (and potentially minor assault).

Just saying no in a deadpan voice worked wonders for me.

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again

buffering more like suffering

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go

I hate rich white people

I don’t please donate to my PayPal

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management