be gay do crime

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

The Gecko is friends with such icons as Time Flies and Bear In Mind

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

some of you need to understand that when the driver in front of you is going 10 over that is a privilege and it can be taken away

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels