The epic failure that is me

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

Orange is the New Black: Childhood Edition

Date a boy who will make you a Build-A-Bear.

anyway here’s your reminder to give a shit about the southern united states because while you’re making fun of those Backward Republicans you’re also conveniently ignoring the people that have to live in those conditions and are affected by those attitudes/policies the most

I👏 bought 👏him 👏 some 👏glue 👏and 👏 he 👏 glued 👏 his 👏 hands 👏 together 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

👏 thats 👏 why 👏 I 👏 chose 👏 this 👏 emoji 👏

wow turns out I’ve been playing that for years

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

my mom used to work at a hospital typing birth certificates and she told me one couple named their daughter “female” but pronounced like “fuh-molly” so it rhymes with tamale

I’m kinda proud of Christopher’s parents