Spiral, rapt

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

Churn its milky pussy like you're making butter!!

Slowly, patiently, for hours, on your porch!!

It's the scariest thing in the world, but sometimes you have to do it flaccid

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

@spiralrapt

honestly not sure if you tagged me because I want to be crushed by 10,000 tons of rock or because you just made me a strawberry [and raspberry smoothie-that-is-almost-a-]milkshake

no new selfies to post just wanted to remind everyone that i’m sexy and you’re just going to have to trust me

shoutouts to women who have druglike aoe effects i love you women who have druglike aoe effects

to be clear, one of the backs-and-forth involved her opening her mouth, failing to say a single word, and then immediately curling up into a ball on the couch with the absolute reddest face I have ever seen on another person

I have gotten so good at this! Now I can say "I want to put your penis in my mouth" basically whenever I want to (which is often, for obvious reasons). Unclear whether this will translate into an ability to say "penis" out loud in any other context.

Just like that pencil thing!!!!