Eileen

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

watching jarpenter's "that thang" gonna live blog it

wooah

AAHHH

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

the lion does not concern herself with papa

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The