I Ain't Looked at You in so long

...stop saying vondom in the tags

Don't forget to take countraception

I hope she found her super-smart butch with generous curves...

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

we could be weird together btw if you even care

having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww

Sex is bad ass if you like hanging around someone enough you can get them to put a bunch of ooze in you. Or other such things

the housing market is ruining my sex life

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

EXACTLY

reblog if you need a funeral imimiidiieitally