Spinach-ish

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

those two scottish cunts are mad for walking 500 miles and then 500 more but when you think about how much an uber costs they start talking sense

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

(person who hasn’t read the primary text voice) what if I made some reductive assumptions

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

Didn’t I my dear?

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]