Birthday Sex
Last night I found out that my best friends are nothing but fake ass bitches. It's sad when you are always there to help them with any favors, but they can't return one simple favor. I guess you do begin to see who your real friends are in college. Also why in the fuck, do you say to hang out if you are going be sleeping with the gay guy! Did you not forget, he only gets hard with men not women, so get the fuck over it. On a brighter note, my friend invited me to his party and I ended up getting drunk. Let's just say it's not a walk of same if you look so damn good in the morning.Â














