I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I could use some good news for someone else, work your magic my spudly friend.

- Luck me up, Spud -

Please

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

You always share and reblog this stuff!

Reblog and i will post a topless video

Stunning Absolutely Stunning ❤😍❤

#breasts #hitomi tanaka

Like to call me a good girl <3, reblog to call me a good slut <3

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

The people who read this deserve to be happy too.

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

I’m legitimately sipping cold sweet tea rn and this post makes it even more delicious

Let’s go back to NSFW the way it should be

It honestly makes it harder for me to create captions..especially when you put the effort into doing something and tumblr is like “nope fuck off”

Truth.

Absolutely

😍🤤