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PUT YOUR FUCKING AGE IN YOUR BIO!!!!!

Thank You

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buginateacup

The best country shapes are the ones surrounded by water. Show me the silhouette of a country where the whole diameter is water and it's like, yes, excellent shape, good job. Show me a silhouette when you know those edges are girt by rocks and it's like, fuck off, that's just made up. What are you doing pretending the dirt on one side is any different to the dirt on the other?

tartlette1968

Australians may not know a lot of our national anthem, but we will belt out "Our home is girt by sea" at the top of our lungs every time.

lewdmememonarch

Do love when that shit is girted by seas

thememedaddy

chucktaylorupset

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Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

lewdmememonarch

Whenever I had finished an achievement I was proud of I was immediately met with "what job can you get with that" I stopped telling people about what I did because it felt like they didn't care about me and my interest but whether or not I had a job.

I might have a job, a job that I'll actually be excited for that works within the capacity of my disability and I don't want to tell people because I just want to enjoy it.

omagpies

things to say when you are not a place of honor

original text by @inkskinned can be found here. I’ve made a comic with it before but wanted to make a mbart version for a while

alliezweihander

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

alliezweihander

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.

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liquidstar

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

AUSTRALIA NO GOONING ZONE

#auspol

noddytheornithopod

Proton VPN moves from 174th to 19th place as NordVPN goes from 189th to 13th, as porn websites in Australia start requiring age verification

The digital panopticon continues to grow in Australia. Gooning is now not allowed unless you give up your data that some perv in surveillance for big tech or ASIO is probably gooning to anyway.

In wild news Pornhub CEO protests Australias age verification laws and BLOCKED every Australian from watching porn. If you did not previously have an account you cannot access porn on their sites, and now pornhub just looks like the porn version of youtube, which hey you can't access porn but get to know those stars you miss so much.

#auspol #nsfw #p0rnhub

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dragon-in-a-fez

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

dragon-in-a-fez

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

lewdmememonarch

c) is what happens to Gideon Coal

#legend of avantris

bigfoots-biggest-fan

I don’t know anything about the Australian music scene but i do know one other comedy/musician from there.

Opinions on Tom Cardy?

love him, would steal his underwear

#lookingfortomcardysstolenunderwear

kiophen

solo jazz suicune

kiophen

there are a lot of people reblogging this again and tagging it with "wow.. this kind of looks like that one cup" again. you guys would not believe what "solo jazz" means

lewdmememonarch

This cups design has been stuck in my head lately I've been using the colours in my art or trying to it makes me happy seeing the name of the design.

mangosmoothies

watching GOT is like wow I hope the good guys win this season and the worst thing ever happens instead

lewdmememonarch

Wishing for a good new year is like...

slutdge

squint for me real quick

tartrazeen

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

tartrazeen

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

lewdmememonarch

The most creative way if anyone deserves to win it is this person but ironically they never will because of how often their triumph will be loved and shared

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yuureigrrl

The bushfires in Victoria are still happening. This is the current state map.

Some of those fires are reigniting and I can’t help but think of the people trying to fight these fires. In temperatures higher than the ambient temperature.

There are people doing all of this support work in the background. From ensuring broadcasting the emergency warnings goes ahead, setting up relief centres, making sure firefighters get a couple of sandwiches in and a cuppa. An entire community dedicated to holding back the fires.

lewdmememonarch

Also we have entire towns under water and cyclones in different states. A friend of mine's house got fully flooded.

Watching my mutuals goon all day is something special 😊 because it's gooning together, no shame. "Look at this, it made me very horny" "Oh yes, me too I'll share to all my other friends, cheers"

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