let’s treat ourselves more gently. let’s go to bed early. let’s rest when we need to. let’s live life in a way that doesn’t make you feel burnt out after a few weeks. i want us to have fun, to enjoy everyday life, to be present and not to always push ourselves to the last limit. challenge yourself but also treat yourself with love. okay?

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

The reason the new Batman is so good is bc it definitely was not made for the regular male super hero loving audience. It was made for the girls and the gays and especially the bi’s

big fan of how the riddler handled rejection. oh the vigilante that you’ve been obsessed w/worshipped enough to start a criminal career as a serial killer doesn’t like you? step 1: sing until he leaves. step 2: wail like a 18th century maiden who just found out her beloved won’t be returning from sea

i loved robert pattinson’s batman because THATS what bruce wayne in his earliest years as batman should be — a young, awkward socially anxious shut in who looks like he doesn’t shower and would be completely helpless without alfred’s care. young batman is a hot mess who wipes the fuck out sometimes because HE IS STILL LEARNING !!!!! 10/10 bruce wayne characterization please give him a hug and a hot bath

bruce hitting alfred w “you’re not my dad” immediately after turning down his Nirvana playlist while residual eye makeup runs down his face within the first twenty minutes of the film. at last. an adaptation that truly Gets Him

one thing about the batman I truly loved is that when he was around other people like the cops and whatever it WAS abundantly clear how absolutely weird it was that he’s walking around dressed like that. like I feel like a lot of modern day superhero movies manage to tonally just make the heroes look cool, but while the suit definitely looked cool it was also just like. clear he was a fucking weirdo for it lmfao