good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
thatâs fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
That reminds me of this from the comic books
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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
thatâs fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
That reminds me of this from the comic books

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I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people wonât Understand.
Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO.
THEY!!
Nice evening together ;))

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Itâs about damn time.
happy birthday, vidhi!
there they are
happy hanukkah!!!!
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Letâs tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then donât eat bread for a week. This is a big one; youâre going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: Itâs Earth Day, letâs eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Letâs have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! Itâs time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanahâs somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I donât even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Letâs eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, âThey tried to kill us, we survived, letâs eat.â
thank you for the descâs bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
A handy table for everyone:
A kiss on the threshold :â)Â

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Itâs an important discussion to have.
bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words âchinese hoaxâ heâll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that âoh no boo hoo you canât stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess itâs just not worth extinguishing youâ. heâd stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stanÂ
Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.
Tbh, Iâd help him
Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nyeâs nameless henchperson
MARVELÂ
link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)
Okay Iâll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited
Thatâs fucking tight.
ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF
fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is âThe Avengers Songâ˘â
Still the best Avengers video Iâve ever seen and possibly the best fan made fandom video too!!!
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HAPPY 36TH BIRTHDAY, ANDREW GARFIELD (August 20, 1983)

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) dir. Marc Webb
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it