Responses will be slow for July! Doing Artfight this year!
Intro
Hi all, it's your friendly neighborhood Ultimate Spider-Man, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (and graduate of S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy), your favorite hero, AND a busy-bodied young adult! I have been Spider-Man for… gosh, has it really only been 3 years? Eh, might be closer to 4, and a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent for 2 or 3 years. As I'm sure you can guess, I lead a crazy life and meet all kinds of people, which is why I decided to make this blog! I've been to space (the moon and also some alien ship when I fought alongside the Guardians of the Galaxy), Asgard, K'un-Lun, and a little bit of the multiverse, so questions are always welcome. I'd give some more details, but, man, is it a lot to summarize. I'll leave that word vomit out of the intro post; you'll quickly learn I talk a lot anyway.
I have worked in numerous teams, though. I won't mention every team-up that I've done, cause, once again, a LOT to write, but to keep it short.
My first team (OGs <3): White Tiger ((Ava Ayala)), Iron Fist ((Daniel 'Danny' Rand)), Power Man ((Luke Cage)), and (ugh) Nova ((Sam Alexander))
That time I was briefly on the Avengers: Iron Man ((Tony Stark)), Captain America (Steve Rogers), Black Widow ((Natasha Romanoff (should be Romanova because of Russian gendering in names, but whatever))) Hulk (my good pal) ((Bruce Banner under all that big green)), and Thor Odinson
My second team (New Warriors or something): Agent Venom ((Flash Thompson)), Ka-Zar and his sabertooth tiger, Zabu, Iron Spider (no hyphen, not me, to be clear) ((Amadeus Cho)), Cloak ((Tyrone 'Ty' Johnson)) and Dagger ((Tandy Bowen)), Squirrel Girl ((Doreen Green)), and Triton ((of the Inhumans))
My third team (Web Warriors): Agent Venom, Iron Spider, Kid-Arachnid ((Miles Morales)), Scarlet Spider ((Ben Reilly)), and later on Patrioteer ((Harry Osborn)) and Spider-Woman (Mary Jane 'MJ' Watson with Carnage symbiote))
Now, for the more serious stuff…
//Info and Rules
Hi, everyone! This is a blog for role-playing of the character Spider-Man, specifically Spider-Man from the 2012 Ultimate Spider-Man show (NOT the comics and all the 616 or 1610 stuff. I love you, comic readers, but I will not know what you are referring to if you mention events that did not occur in the 2012 Ultimate Spider-Man SHOW), purely made for fun and characterization practice since I write fanfiction!
However, not to be a Debbie-downer, but some rules on how things work here is important!
This blog is for public role-playing and therefore most, if not all interactions will be public (besides the private messages, duh) and treated as such.
*Most, if not all public responses will be in character. If you are looking for a private or out of character reply, messaging privately or specifying so is necessary. DMs are always welcome.
I go by he/him and they/them. I am over 18, but this blog is open to anyone and everyone so long as you can respect the rules.
Tagging
Rp starters/open rp things will be tagged under #usm open rp
Rp threads with other users (AKA: a certain reblog chain with another user) will be tagged under #usm rp (first word of other user's @/name/some similar variation)
Asks are always open, and will be tagged under #usm asks
Formatting
I am not picky and can adjust to your style of formatting and tense if you prefer. I tend to write in present tense, but can manage past tense. I write in third person for role-play, will most likely do first person only for silly posts or those treated as actual Tumblr posts (as seen in the intro section up above).
I default to regular text for actions (Ie: Spider-Man swings through New York City, the setting sun making the tall glass windows flash with amber and gold), italics for thought/the demon and angel on Spider-Man's shoulder that he has going on in the show if I feel like writing them (Ie: Sweet! I just found one hundred bucks on the ground! Spider-Man thinks. You should keep it! Finder's keepers! the small demon urges, small wings flapping as he tries to tug the large bill from Spider-Man's fingers. No! That's a lot of money! Surely someone will notice it's missing! What if they need it! the angel urges, rushing forward to shoo the demon from the money), and quotation marks for speech (Ie: "Oh, I just stopped talking so they'd keep saying nice stuff about me," Spider-Man explains with a playful shrug). Bold may be used for emphasis.
"//" will be used for OOC notes, maybe ((sample)) if I forget, but both will mean OOC text. (OOC stands for Out Of Character)
Rules
Do not share sensitive information (Location, real last names, first name is your choice to do so but an online name is perfectly okay, details regarding identity, passwords, or bank information (don't see why anyone would, but just in case), and the like) Please be careful on the internet and keep your identity secret. Make Spidey proud ;)
Sexual content will not be explicit. Do not come to this blog expecting any explicit material to be entertained. This includes certain sexual jokes if they are too far or too often. That's what she/he/they said jokes are fine. Nonconsensual sexual jokes are not. Brief mentions of sex/implied sex are okay so long as they are at most a short to medium length sentence or two if it is important to a character (ie: Tony Stark is/was a playboy, so a mention of being busy last night, or knowing someone from some wild night a few years ago, is fine). I do not do fetish content either.
Intense gore. I can handle blood, murder, vomiting, burns, whatever, just fine. Broken bones (specifically compound fractures (Bones outside of the body)), dismemberment, and torture I can handle so long as they are not described at a length. Just try to keep organs inside the body. This may vary depending on how I am feeling, so this one is lenient.
Please add a disclaimer at the top of whatever you are writing if it contains sensitive content such as self-harm, suicide, torture, abuse, sexual assault (respecting Rule 2; SA is a serious topic that is important to discuss, but vivid descriptions of the act are not welcome), drug abuse, etc just in case. This is largely because this is all public and anyone can come across it, so for their safety, please put a disclaimer.
I'm chill if you swear, just don't expect to see it from me.
No slurs of any kind. I do not care who you claim to be that makes it alright to use. I can not trust that you are who you say you are, so whatever "pass" you have may not be used on this blog. If you need a guide of what words are slurs, a search engine, online person, or friend can help.
Drug abuse/addiction should be kept to brief descriptions. Be aware that this is sensitive content and treat it as such. Interesting stories can be done with addiction, and I respect the people who write about that stuff. I myself have no interest in exploring recreational drug use with my characters, sorry to the silly askers.
Absolutely no generative artificial intelligence (generative AI). I have no interest in role-playing if you can not come up with a message without referring to AI. This include ChatGPT, Character.ai, Janitor.ai, Chai, other chat bots, and any AI generated images. I spend time writing a response and expects at least an iota more of effort on your end than typing in a lame prompt to a pattern recognition machine that steals from real people. (AI used for editing a response is discouraged, but up to user preference, though I will never comment on grammatical/spelling errors so don't worry about that, so long as your message is comprehensible, I will not mind! <3)
Recognize that the character I am role-playing is canonically a teenager (17, maybe 18 depending on the situation) and role-play accordingly. If I feel the rare need to age up my character, I will specify the age in post. You are more than welcome to reach out and ask for an older Spidey/Peter if it makes more sense for a plot idea. I have yet to say no. (NOTE: I am open to romantic relationship roleplays now, but I will likely be selective! Feel free to reach out and ask, though)
One-liners are strongly discouraged. If you intend to do a long form of role-playing, please make sure the plot line is something that will hold your interest and communicate if something is not working. Refrain from less than a sentence if you are looking to keep a long story going with Spidey/Peter. I can only do so much with a response if you merely say '"Blah blah blah, says so-and-so.' Be wordy, I beg! I'd love to hear all the little tidbits of your character, even if they don't directly affect the plot! Tell me if they fidget, how they fidget, their facial expression, how the light makes their eyes this cool/creepy/pretty colour, their thoughts! It helps me know what direction you want to go with the rp!
Headcanons I believe in:
Consistently:
Peter Parker acts like a spider (dislikes mint and lavender, hisses (only when tensions are really high or I want to lean into a less human presentation), purrs (just for cuteness, really), likes fruits a lot.)
He has enhanced senses (treated as canon a lot, but adding it just in case.)
He has a lot more trauma than what the show hints to (for realism and just for angst reasons)
Skip Wescott exists (any mention of him and his actions will have a disclaimer at the top of the post, though he likely won't be mentioned. I'd advise researching with caution if you are sensitive to child sexual abuse, or just SA in general. Nothing should be graphic in the search, but just in case)
Peter is smart (it's proven in the show, I know, but he has his moments (Avengers Assemble, ep. 41 cough cough) where he's dumbed down really bad, which I will not be doing. Any nerd rambles will be as accurate as I can make them to actual facts, only with minor finagling for science-fiction things to make sense.) He is a little better in biology than robotics.
He's bisexual (As per the show's universe, he is not interested in MJ, nor is she into him. I rarely enjoy the two together in this universe anyway. Silly extra detail: his bi awakening was Thor for no other reason than because I think it's funny.)
He sews and will repair his own suit often. (Canon, but a small detail)
He has anxiety (maybe a little paranoia) and over-plans for everything. Will blame himself if things go wrong
He was trained by Fury (in show's canon, but just to be clear) and while not exactly like Fury, shares some habits like coming up with a million contingencies, some cool spy things, and, in theory, he could do some spy/undercover missions.
He jokes to avoid showing fear and relax those around him. Generally avoidant of being vulnerable. It makes angst a little hard to do because of how avoidant he is, but I'll try, folks, making him take things seriously is hard.
He will sacrifice himself for anyone (once again generally canon, but for the sake of clarity, it's mentioned.)
He uses a Manhattan accent in the mask to hide his Queens accent. (I know the different borough accents in NYC don't seem to be distinguishable IRL that I know of, but let's just say they're a little more dramatic in this universe for the sake of my argument).
Sometimes:
Trans Peter Parker (I am picky about it and need to be in a very specific mood, but may happen. Anything relating to this or other characters being trans will be found under #usm trans)
Cross dressing for undercover missions (silly with little reason other than to make him look pretty)
Any ship (Romance is not my main interest for rp, but may happen. However, I will refer to Peter Parker x Harry Osborn and maybe Peter Parker x Danny Rand if asked about "crushes" but more often than not, Peter is too busy to reflect on crushes.) ***Since this is a Peter focused blog, this may be more lenient and I may hint to Parksborn.
Peter has spider traits (Fangs, tapetum lucidum (night vision thing animals have in the eye. I will describe his eyes as more green than blue if it is present)
Autistic/ADHD Peter. I am fine with it, but I am most comfortable writing with my own experiences with autism and ADHD, so traits will not be as extreme as some fan iterations, though those versions are perfectly valid and rather fun.
Schizophrenic Peter. I've seen it specifically with Ultimate Spider-Man, and I kind of love it, though I fear I don't have enough information/experience to accurately portray it.
Never:
Peter is clueless/childlike. This is often seen in the irondad trope (no shade, I love the trope, less so this specific thing) where Peter has little to no agency and is in constant need of guidance/protection from a mentor. My Peter is hyper-independent and barely listens to authority unless he believes there is reason to an order. Please don't baby Peter.
He is overly aggressive or has anger issues (I don't like writing very aggressive characters and being rude isn't the vibe of the hero being written here. I know some iterations of Peter have him be a very angry person, but I prefer him being petty and annoying)
Fun but rarely used (feel free to write them in for responses if you so wish (I will love you forever))
Peter's parents were S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. (Love it but difficult to implement as Peter knows very little about his parents.)
Peter's parents were Oscorp scientists (same reason as previous HC)
Peter can viably rule K'un-Lun thanks to the episode where he fights the trial in Iron Fist's place (Fun, silly, and wild to randomly brag about, though nothing would ever come of it)
Of course, feel free to communicate any and all headcanons you are interested in seeing.
Anyway, I'm super excited to get to know you all as your friendly neighborhood, ultimate Spider-Man!
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"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
//Anyone and everyone is welcome to respond! For everyone affected by these heatwaves, please stay safe, hydrated, and make sure to keep your salts/electrolytes up (Salty snacks, Gatorade or similar, and such!)
Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
April tilts her head as she nods it after. She takes his hand, gently tugging him along as she smiles.
"You're fine. It's hot and humid. I don't think anyone wants Spider-Man to have a heat stroke in this weather. You're supposed to protect us."
She giggles afterwards, enjoying this as they weave through the crowds. Her steps light and careful as she hops around people.
Once they got to the station, she gently walks in with him as she gently waves. "Hello, we're interested in a water spigot for the fire hydrants."
One of the firefighters nods their heads and gave one over. "Of course. Just attach to the end of a fire hydrant, works like our hoses do, and it'll start sprinkling water out. It's not many people who come in asking..."
They blink at the sight of Spider-Man. "Or ya know.. Spider Man."
"Figured it was worth asking the guys who know how to handle a situation when it heats up." Naturally, Spider-Man had to make the joke. It is also an easy way for him to brush off the surprise of his presence. He's just being a normal-ish person today, no need for all of the attention.
"Not gonna cause any trouble, I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die," he promises, mostly as a joke as he holds a hand to his heart. However, with Jameson's constant slandering some folks don't trust him much. Whatever story they believe, menace, incompetent fool, conspiring criminal, none are all that great. "Just trying to help everyone cool off."
An itty-bitty promise wouldn't do much convincing for someone who really doesn't like him, but it's worth a shot. He can't go living life assuming everyone hates him. Too much of a waste of energy, especially in this heat.
He leans over April's shoulder to look at the water spigot in her hands, studying it briefly. "So... mission accomplished?" he asks, straightening back up.
He glances back at the firefighters. "Appreciate the work you all do. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I don't think it makes it matter any less." There. That's... something. Maybe the heat really is frying his brain. Of course he is grateful for the work they do—it makes his life a lot easier—but he definitely could have said it in a cooler way. At least it matches his shirt, lame and dorky.
April looks back to him as she giggles at his words. Honestly seeing him act a big foolish reminded her of the teen under the mask.
"You're a dork..." She quibs as she waves the fireman off. "Thank you again sir." She takes his hand as she weaves them out the fire station.
A genuine laugh leaves her. "You can't just assume.. everyone hates you." She reached up and jabbed his cheek. Gently rocking him back on his feet.
"Just because he..." She gestures to the newspapers of the Daily Bugle on a new stand. "Doesn't mean every single person in this city does...." She reminds him gently.
She beams as they returned to their original spot, right by the water fountain. She got to work on a hydrant as she screw on the sprinkler spigot. She offers a wrench to him
"Will you do me the favor, and open the hydrant. Since you're stronger then me Spidey?" She teases. Knowing fully well she can do it without him, but he was here to help with this mini mission they got their hands on.
"I know! That was me not assuming! I can play it safe every once in a while," Spider-Man defends, not putting much effort into resisting her push. In all fairness, his attempts to, well, act normal often come off as weird or defensive. "I deal with people that want to kill me all the time, so excuse me if my social skills are lacking." He puts a hand to his chest in mock indignation.
"Besides, I've got friends like you to help me be normal... or try to; I've been told I have a thick skull." He knocks on the side of his head for emphasis, and leaning into the joke avoids him getting too mushy.
He spares the briefest glare at the news stand, specifically the Bugle papers. "Easier said than done. He's got this creepy little way of turning the city against me whenever I'm having a good day." He waggles his fingers in a supposedly creepy motion.
Leaning on the top of the fire hydrant, he watches April screw on the water spigot and laughs when she asks him to help. "Well, if you need me so bad, I guess I have to, don't I?" he quips, taking the wrench. It's an easy task, for him especially, but he still takes care to slowly apply force to the wrench until it moves. With his strength, he always has to take care not to break things, and breaking a fire hydrant would be particularly bad. The water begins to spray out, creating an arc of water droplets that spread out in a fan shape. "Tada!" he exclaims as he waves his hands in fanfare at the fire hydrant turned sprinkler.
April squeals at the sight of the water. Her eyes shimmer with joy as she stood up and high fives him. "See we did it!"
A sigh leaves her as she heard the neighborhood kids come by. "Can we play in the water?"
She eyes Spidey for a second as she smiles. "Yeah. That's why we did this...go right ahead kids." She walks a bit back for the kids to have fun. She sighs softly as she wipes her forehead.
"..Thanks again Spidey... I know this will help the kids in the area to cool down. And us too." She bumps her shoulder into his
Spider-Man nods the second he processed the question. April is right; it is the whole reason they did this. And even so, who would he be to hog all the water in a public space? Worse than Galactus, that's who.
Following April's lead, he takes a step back as well, less worried about cramping the kids' fun than he is about the cold water leaching into the fabric on his feet. Talk about getting cold feet. He can enjoy it all from outside of the slowly growing puddle.
"No problem. It was your idea." His shoulders lift as he shrugs. "Maybe a little more boring than carrying groceries," he teases, "but good work all the same. It's nice when saving the day can be as simple as this." Watching the kids enjoy the water is a nice bonus, too. Most often, his heroics don't end with something that he can easily tell made things better, much less fun. This is a nice change of pace. He chuckles as one group of kids huddles just outside of the spray, talking eagerly to each other. One breaks away from the group, shrieking as the cold water hits them, stopping once they are through, and then running back to their friends, egging on the next kid to do the same.
"Well good work or not. We did something we can see." April beams at him as she sighs. She stretched her arms up over her head. Her buns swayed as she yawns.
"Okay Spidey. I think that'll all the heat I can take." She turns to face him as she steps closer. "Are we still on for our game tonight?" She whispers softly as she smiles. Big blue eyes shimmer with glee as she steps back.
To April, just because she was friends with the masked hero. Doesn't mean she isn't friends with the man behind the mask. And being friends to both means a lot to her.
"What are you going to do next? I worry a bit." She points out. "Like how you're still in this heat!"
Spider-Man looks at April when she decides she's going to leave and avoid this heat, nodding. It is way too warm to just stand around like this. Any sane person would go for shelter and air conditioning over staying out in the blazing sun. Unfortunately, jury's still out on his sanity.
"Our game? Yeah, we're still on," he confirms, matching her volume. "I'm not going to say anything that's going to jinx me, but, you know..." There has been no villain activity, barely even criminal activity, for all of his patrol, and that likely isn't going to change. "So, we're still good."
He laughs as April voices her concern, "I know, I know. I'll take it easy, okay?" He doesn't have much of a plan; he rarely does when it comes to patrolling alone. He usually lets his spider-sense lead him from one trouble to the next, and he'll likely do the same now. "I'll probably swing by and bug some people while I'm out and about, gotta pester some folks and keep them on their toes... And I get to enjoy some AC while I bug them," he says lightly.
April giggles as she nods her head. Knowing his plan was to stop by certain people in the city.
"If you visit anyone near my home. Stop by for a second. My sisters would love to see you also!"
She looks around as she gave him a side hug. A big grin on her lips as she sighs. This heat was becoming brutal. "Okay, now I must get out of this heat!"
She declares as she pulls from him. Grabbing her bag as she smiles softly to herself. "I'll order pizza. Maybe my friend will enjoy that tonight..." She moves along as she waves back to him. Just eager to see him later in the day.
""Of course! I'll be sure to say hi if I'm in the area," he agrees. He would be seeing them later anyway, probably, but it wouldn't kill him to drop in briefly.
April's declaration makes him laugh. He couldn't agree more; this heat is awful. "I'm sure they will!" he calls as he waves, watching April disappear into the crowd.
Spider-Man takes a moment to make sure everything is okay around the fire hydrant before he leaves, no lost kids, scraped knees, stuff like that. Then, he's back on patrol, swinging fast purely to get the rush of wind to cool himself off, and it's fun. He makes a few stops around the city to help some people, bother some friends, pet a few cats, the usual. Maybe he lingers at his last stop for the day a little longer than he should. It's not his fault Oscorp has such good AC. He still has goosebumps by the time he leaves, now in a new shirt—thank you, Harry—that isn't sweaty and wearing a borrowed backpack for his suit and the old shirt.
He's cutting it close by stopping to get drinks for them, but he's knocking on April's door only two minutes after their agreed meet-up time, drinks in hand. He shakes his fingers through his hair to get rid of the worst of the mess his mask causes.
April smiles as she rushed over to the door. She picked on a loose shirt and shorts, her curls were down as she squeals and hugs Peter.
"Hi~ oh you got me tea!" She pulls him inside as she gasps. "You're sweating stillll- gross!" She laughs as she help him inside. The house was cold with the AC, her families home was always welcoming.
To the warm tones of green and blue. To the large living room with the TV and games set up. "Have you ate yet? My mama is making a lasagna." She points out as the waff of food welcomes their senses.
"Are we playing Mario Kart or something else?" She asked him as they settled into the couch. She was happy he came over still, even if he was tired or not he made time for those he cared for.
Peter smiles, glad for the warm—technically, cool—welcome. The mix of AC and the warm smell of food would have pulled him in if it weren't for April already doing so.
As April asks if he's eaten yet, he shakes his head. "Nope, not yet. And even if I did, I'm pretty sure I have a second stomach just for your mom's cooking," he jokes. It would be absurd of him to refuse; her family's cooking is way too good to turn down.
He flops down onto the couch next to April with a sigh. Comfy couch, AC, and the promise of food. With all of that, he nearly forgot the whole reason for the night. "Uhh, Mario Kart is good." He sits up, now in a better position to take part in the whole game part of game night. "Just don't go telling Fury I can't be trusted to drive, okay?" he quips, fully intending to recklessly try for shortcuts, fail miserably, and probably get screwed over by his own power ups if things somehow went in his favor.
"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
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Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
April tilts her head as she nods it after. She takes his hand, gently tugging him along as she smiles.
"You're fine. It's hot and humid. I don't think anyone wants Spider-Man to have a heat stroke in this weather. You're supposed to protect us."
She giggles afterwards, enjoying this as they weave through the crowds. Her steps light and careful as she hops around people.
Once they got to the station, she gently walks in with him as she gently waves. "Hello, we're interested in a water spigot for the fire hydrants."
One of the firefighters nods their heads and gave one over. "Of course. Just attach to the end of a fire hydrant, works like our hoses do, and it'll start sprinkling water out. It's not many people who come in asking..."
They blink at the sight of Spider-Man. "Or ya know.. Spider Man."
"Figured it was worth asking the guys who know how to handle a situation when it heats up." Naturally, Spider-Man had to make the joke. It is also an easy way for him to brush off the surprise of his presence. He's just being a normal-ish person today, no need for all of the attention.
"Not gonna cause any trouble, I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die," he promises, mostly as a joke as he holds a hand to his heart. However, with Jameson's constant slandering some folks don't trust him much. Whatever story they believe, menace, incompetent fool, conspiring criminal, none are all that great. "Just trying to help everyone cool off."
An itty-bitty promise wouldn't do much convincing for someone who really doesn't like him, but it's worth a shot. He can't go living life assuming everyone hates him. Too much of a waste of energy, especially in this heat.
He leans over April's shoulder to look at the water spigot in her hands, studying it briefly. "So... mission accomplished?" he asks, straightening back up.
He glances back at the firefighters. "Appreciate the work you all do. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I don't think it makes it matter any less." There. That's... something. Maybe the heat really is frying his brain. Of course he is grateful for the work they do—it makes his life a lot easier—but he definitely could have said it in a cooler way. At least it matches his shirt, lame and dorky.
April looks back to him as she giggles at his words. Honestly seeing him act a big foolish reminded her of the teen under the mask.
"You're a dork..." She quibs as she waves the fireman off. "Thank you again sir." She takes his hand as she weaves them out the fire station.
A genuine laugh leaves her. "You can't just assume.. everyone hates you." She reached up and jabbed his cheek. Gently rocking him back on his feet.
"Just because he..." She gestures to the newspapers of the Daily Bugle on a new stand. "Doesn't mean every single person in this city does...." She reminds him gently.
She beams as they returned to their original spot, right by the water fountain. She got to work on a hydrant as she screw on the sprinkler spigot. She offers a wrench to him
"Will you do me the favor, and open the hydrant. Since you're stronger then me Spidey?" She teases. Knowing fully well she can do it without him, but he was here to help with this mini mission they got their hands on.
"I know! That was me not assuming! I can play it safe every once in a while," Spider-Man defends, not putting much effort into resisting her push. In all fairness, his attempts to, well, act normal often come off as weird or defensive. "I deal with people that want to kill me all the time, so excuse me if my social skills are lacking." He puts a hand to his chest in mock indignation.
"Besides, I've got friends like you to help me be normal... or try to; I've been told I have a thick skull." He knocks on the side of his head for emphasis, and leaning into the joke avoids him getting too mushy.
He spares the briefest glare at the news stand, specifically the Bugle papers. "Easier said than done. He's got this creepy little way of turning the city against me whenever I'm having a good day." He waggles his fingers in a supposedly creepy motion.
Leaning on the top of the fire hydrant, he watches April screw on the water spigot and laughs when she asks him to help. "Well, if you need me so bad, I guess I have to, don't I?" he quips, taking the wrench. It's an easy task, for him especially, but he still takes care to slowly apply force to the wrench until it moves. With his strength, he always has to take care not to break things, and breaking a fire hydrant would be particularly bad. The water begins to spray out, creating an arc of water droplets that spread out in a fan shape. "Tada!" he exclaims as he waves his hands in fanfare at the fire hydrant turned sprinkler.
April squeals at the sight of the water. Her eyes shimmer with joy as she stood up and high fives him. "See we did it!"
A sigh leaves her as she heard the neighborhood kids come by. "Can we play in the water?"
She eyes Spidey for a second as she smiles. "Yeah. That's why we did this...go right ahead kids." She walks a bit back for the kids to have fun. She sighs softly as she wipes her forehead.
"..Thanks again Spidey... I know this will help the kids in the area to cool down. And us too." She bumps her shoulder into his
Spider-Man nods the second he processed the question. April is right; it is the whole reason they did this. And even so, who would he be to hog all the water in a public space? Worse than Galactus, that's who.
Following April's lead, he takes a step back as well, less worried about cramping the kids' fun than he is about the cold water leaching into the fabric on his feet. Talk about getting cold feet. He can enjoy it all from outside of the slowly growing puddle.
"No problem. It was your idea." His shoulders lift as he shrugs. "Maybe a little more boring than carrying groceries," he teases, "but good work all the same. It's nice when saving the day can be as simple as this." Watching the kids enjoy the water is a nice bonus, too. Most often, his heroics don't end with something that he can easily tell made things better, much less fun. This is a nice change of pace. He chuckles as one group of kids huddles just outside of the spray, talking eagerly to each other. One breaks away from the group, shrieking as the cold water hits them, stopping once they are through, and then running back to their friends, egging on the next kid to do the same.
"Well good work or not. We did something we can see." April beams at him as she sighs. She stretched her arms up over her head. Her buns swayed as she yawns.
"Okay Spidey. I think that'll all the heat I can take." She turns to face him as she steps closer. "Are we still on for our game tonight?" She whispers softly as she smiles. Big blue eyes shimmer with glee as she steps back.
To April, just because she was friends with the masked hero. Doesn't mean she isn't friends with the man behind the mask. And being friends to both means a lot to her.
"What are you going to do next? I worry a bit." She points out. "Like how you're still in this heat!"
Spider-Man looks at April when she decides she's going to leave and avoid this heat, nodding. It is way too warm to just stand around like this. Any sane person would go for shelter and air conditioning over staying out in the blazing sun. Unfortunately, jury's still out on his sanity.
"Our game? Yeah, we're still on," he confirms, matching her volume. "I'm not going to say anything that's going to jinx me, but, you know..." There has been no villain activity, barely even criminal activity, for all of his patrol, and that likely isn't going to change. "So, we're still good."
He laughs as April voices her concern, "I know, I know. I'll take it easy, okay?" He doesn't have much of a plan; he rarely does when it comes to patrolling alone. He usually lets his spider-sense lead him from one trouble to the next, and he'll likely do the same now. "I'll probably swing by and bug some people while I'm out and about, gotta pester some folks and keep them on their toes... And I get to enjoy some AC while I bug them," he says lightly.
April giggles as she nods her head. Knowing his plan was to stop by certain people in the city.
"If you visit anyone near my home. Stop by for a second. My sisters would love to see you also!"
She looks around as she gave him a side hug. A big grin on her lips as she sighs. This heat was becoming brutal. "Okay, now I must get out of this heat!"
She declares as she pulls from him. Grabbing her bag as she smiles softly to herself. "I'll order pizza. Maybe my friend will enjoy that tonight..." She moves along as she waves back to him. Just eager to see him later in the day.
""Of course! I'll be sure to say hi if I'm in the area," he agrees. He would be seeing them later anyway, probably, but it wouldn't kill him to drop in briefly.
April's declaration makes him laugh. He couldn't agree more; this heat is awful. "I'm sure they will!" he calls as he waves, watching April disappear into the crowd.
Spider-Man takes a moment to make sure everything is okay around the fire hydrant before he leaves, no lost kids, scraped knees, stuff like that. Then, he's back on patrol, swinging fast purely to get the rush of wind to cool himself off, and it's fun. He makes a few stops around the city to help some people, bother some friends, pet a few cats, the usual. Maybe he lingers at his last stop for the day a little longer than he should. It's not his fault Oscorp has such good AC. He still has goosebumps by the time he leaves, now in a new shirt—thank you, Harry—that isn't sweaty and wearing a borrowed backpack for his suit and the old shirt.
He's cutting it close by stopping to get drinks for them, but he's knocking on April's door only two minutes after their agreed meet-up time, drinks in hand. He shakes his fingers through his hair to get rid of the worst of the mess his mask causes.
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"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
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Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
April tilts her head as she nods it after. She takes his hand, gently tugging him along as she smiles.
"You're fine. It's hot and humid. I don't think anyone wants Spider-Man to have a heat stroke in this weather. You're supposed to protect us."
She giggles afterwards, enjoying this as they weave through the crowds. Her steps light and careful as she hops around people.
Once they got to the station, she gently walks in with him as she gently waves. "Hello, we're interested in a water spigot for the fire hydrants."
One of the firefighters nods their heads and gave one over. "Of course. Just attach to the end of a fire hydrant, works like our hoses do, and it'll start sprinkling water out. It's not many people who come in asking..."
They blink at the sight of Spider-Man. "Or ya know.. Spider Man."
"Figured it was worth asking the guys who know how to handle a situation when it heats up." Naturally, Spider-Man had to make the joke. It is also an easy way for him to brush off the surprise of his presence. He's just being a normal-ish person today, no need for all of the attention.
"Not gonna cause any trouble, I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die," he promises, mostly as a joke as he holds a hand to his heart. However, with Jameson's constant slandering some folks don't trust him much. Whatever story they believe, menace, incompetent fool, conspiring criminal, none are all that great. "Just trying to help everyone cool off."
An itty-bitty promise wouldn't do much convincing for someone who really doesn't like him, but it's worth a shot. He can't go living life assuming everyone hates him. Too much of a waste of energy, especially in this heat.
He leans over April's shoulder to look at the water spigot in her hands, studying it briefly. "So... mission accomplished?" he asks, straightening back up.
He glances back at the firefighters. "Appreciate the work you all do. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I don't think it makes it matter any less." There. That's... something. Maybe the heat really is frying his brain. Of course he is grateful for the work they do—it makes his life a lot easier—but he definitely could have said it in a cooler way. At least it matches his shirt, lame and dorky.
April looks back to him as she giggles at his words. Honestly seeing him act a big foolish reminded her of the teen under the mask.
"You're a dork..." She quibs as she waves the fireman off. "Thank you again sir." She takes his hand as she weaves them out the fire station.
A genuine laugh leaves her. "You can't just assume.. everyone hates you." She reached up and jabbed his cheek. Gently rocking him back on his feet.
"Just because he..." She gestures to the newspapers of the Daily Bugle on a new stand. "Doesn't mean every single person in this city does...." She reminds him gently.
She beams as they returned to their original spot, right by the water fountain. She got to work on a hydrant as she screw on the sprinkler spigot. She offers a wrench to him
"Will you do me the favor, and open the hydrant. Since you're stronger then me Spidey?" She teases. Knowing fully well she can do it without him, but he was here to help with this mini mission they got their hands on.
"I know! That was me not assuming! I can play it safe every once in a while," Spider-Man defends, not putting much effort into resisting her push. In all fairness, his attempts to, well, act normal often come off as weird or defensive. "I deal with people that want to kill me all the time, so excuse me if my social skills are lacking." He puts a hand to his chest in mock indignation.
"Besides, I've got friends like you to help me be normal... or try to; I've been told I have a thick skull." He knocks on the side of his head for emphasis, and leaning into the joke avoids him getting too mushy.
He spares the briefest glare at the news stand, specifically the Bugle papers. "Easier said than done. He's got this creepy little way of turning the city against me whenever I'm having a good day." He waggles his fingers in a supposedly creepy motion.
Leaning on the top of the fire hydrant, he watches April screw on the water spigot and laughs when she asks him to help. "Well, if you need me so bad, I guess I have to, don't I?" he quips, taking the wrench. It's an easy task, for him especially, but he still takes care to slowly apply force to the wrench until it moves. With his strength, he always has to take care not to break things, and breaking a fire hydrant would be particularly bad. The water begins to spray out, creating an arc of water droplets that spread out in a fan shape. "Tada!" he exclaims as he waves his hands in fanfare at the fire hydrant turned sprinkler.
April squeals at the sight of the water. Her eyes shimmer with joy as she stood up and high fives him. "See we did it!"
A sigh leaves her as she heard the neighborhood kids come by. "Can we play in the water?"
She eyes Spidey for a second as she smiles. "Yeah. That's why we did this...go right ahead kids." She walks a bit back for the kids to have fun. She sighs softly as she wipes her forehead.
"..Thanks again Spidey... I know this will help the kids in the area to cool down. And us too." She bumps her shoulder into his
Spider-Man nods the second he processed the question. April is right; it is the whole reason they did this. And even so, who would he be to hog all the water in a public space? Worse than Galactus, that's who.
Following April's lead, he takes a step back as well, less worried about cramping the kids' fun than he is about the cold water leaching into the fabric on his feet. Talk about getting cold feet. He can enjoy it all from outside of the slowly growing puddle.
"No problem. It was your idea." His shoulders lift as he shrugs. "Maybe a little more boring than carrying groceries," he teases, "but good work all the same. It's nice when saving the day can be as simple as this." Watching the kids enjoy the water is a nice bonus, too. Most often, his heroics don't end with something that he can easily tell made things better, much less fun. This is a nice change of pace. He chuckles as one group of kids huddles just outside of the spray, talking eagerly to each other. One breaks away from the group, shrieking as the cold water hits them, stopping once they are through, and then running back to their friends, egging on the next kid to do the same.
"Well good work or not. We did something we can see." April beams at him as she sighs. She stretched her arms up over her head. Her buns swayed as she yawns.
"Okay Spidey. I think that'll all the heat I can take." She turns to face him as she steps closer. "Are we still on for our game tonight?" She whispers softly as she smiles. Big blue eyes shimmer with glee as she steps back.
To April, just because she was friends with the masked hero. Doesn't mean she isn't friends with the man behind the mask. And being friends to both means a lot to her.
"What are you going to do next? I worry a bit." She points out. "Like how you're still in this heat!"
Spider-Man looks at April when she decides she's going to leave and avoid this heat, nodding. It is way too warm to just stand around like this. Any sane person would go for shelter and air conditioning over staying out in the blazing sun. Unfortunately, jury's still out on his sanity.
"Our game? Yeah, we're still on," he confirms, matching her volume. "I'm not going to say anything that's going to jinx me, but, you know..." There has been no villain activity, barely even criminal activity, for all of his patrol, and that likely isn't going to change. "So, we're still good."
He laughs as April voices her concern, "I know, I know. I'll take it easy, okay?" He doesn't have much of a plan; he rarely does when it comes to patrolling alone. He usually lets his spider-sense lead him from one trouble to the next, and he'll likely do the same now. "I'll probably swing by and bug some people while I'm out and about, gotta pester some folks and keep them on their toes... And I get to enjoy some AC while I bug them," he says lightly.
"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
//Anyone and everyone is welcome to respond! For everyone affected by these heatwaves, please stay safe, hydrated, and make sure to keep your salts/electrolytes up (Salty snacks, Gatorade or similar, and such!)
Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
April tilts her head as she nods it after. She takes his hand, gently tugging him along as she smiles.
"You're fine. It's hot and humid. I don't think anyone wants Spider-Man to have a heat stroke in this weather. You're supposed to protect us."
She giggles afterwards, enjoying this as they weave through the crowds. Her steps light and careful as she hops around people.
Once they got to the station, she gently walks in with him as she gently waves. "Hello, we're interested in a water spigot for the fire hydrants."
One of the firefighters nods their heads and gave one over. "Of course. Just attach to the end of a fire hydrant, works like our hoses do, and it'll start sprinkling water out. It's not many people who come in asking..."
They blink at the sight of Spider-Man. "Or ya know.. Spider Man."
"Figured it was worth asking the guys who know how to handle a situation when it heats up." Naturally, Spider-Man had to make the joke. It is also an easy way for him to brush off the surprise of his presence. He's just being a normal-ish person today, no need for all of the attention.
"Not gonna cause any trouble, I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die," he promises, mostly as a joke as he holds a hand to his heart. However, with Jameson's constant slandering some folks don't trust him much. Whatever story they believe, menace, incompetent fool, conspiring criminal, none are all that great. "Just trying to help everyone cool off."
An itty-bitty promise wouldn't do much convincing for someone who really doesn't like him, but it's worth a shot. He can't go living life assuming everyone hates him. Too much of a waste of energy, especially in this heat.
He leans over April's shoulder to look at the water spigot in her hands, studying it briefly. "So... mission accomplished?" he asks, straightening back up.
He glances back at the firefighters. "Appreciate the work you all do. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I don't think it makes it matter any less." There. That's... something. Maybe the heat really is frying his brain. Of course he is grateful for the work they do—it makes his life a lot easier—but he definitely could have said it in a cooler way. At least it matches his shirt, lame and dorky.
April looks back to him as she giggles at his words. Honestly seeing him act a big foolish reminded her of the teen under the mask.
"You're a dork..." She quibs as she waves the fireman off. "Thank you again sir." She takes his hand as she weaves them out the fire station.
A genuine laugh leaves her. "You can't just assume.. everyone hates you." She reached up and jabbed his cheek. Gently rocking him back on his feet.
"Just because he..." She gestures to the newspapers of the Daily Bugle on a new stand. "Doesn't mean every single person in this city does...." She reminds him gently.
She beams as they returned to their original spot, right by the water fountain. She got to work on a hydrant as she screw on the sprinkler spigot. She offers a wrench to him
"Will you do me the favor, and open the hydrant. Since you're stronger then me Spidey?" She teases. Knowing fully well she can do it without him, but he was here to help with this mini mission they got their hands on.
"I know! That was me not assuming! I can play it safe every once in a while," Spider-Man defends, not putting much effort into resisting her push. In all fairness, his attempts to, well, act normal often come off as weird or defensive. "I deal with people that want to kill me all the time, so excuse me if my social skills are lacking." He puts a hand to his chest in mock indignation.
"Besides, I've got friends like you to help me be normal... or try to; I've been told I have a thick skull." He knocks on the side of his head for emphasis, and leaning into the joke avoids him getting too mushy.
He spares the briefest glare at the news stand, specifically the Bugle papers. "Easier said than done. He's got this creepy little way of turning the city against me whenever I'm having a good day." He waggles his fingers in a supposedly creepy motion.
Leaning on the top of the fire hydrant, he watches April screw on the water spigot and laughs when she asks him to help. "Well, if you need me so bad, I guess I have to, don't I?" he quips, taking the wrench. It's an easy task, for him especially, but he still takes care to slowly apply force to the wrench until it moves. With his strength, he always has to take care not to break things, and breaking a fire hydrant would be particularly bad. The water begins to spray out, creating an arc of water droplets that spread out in a fan shape. "Tada!" he exclaims as he waves his hands in fanfare at the fire hydrant turned sprinkler.
April squeals at the sight of the water. Her eyes shimmer with joy as she stood up and high fives him. "See we did it!"
A sigh leaves her as she heard the neighborhood kids come by. "Can we play in the water?"
She eyes Spidey for a second as she smiles. "Yeah. That's why we did this...go right ahead kids." She walks a bit back for the kids to have fun. She sighs softly as she wipes her forehead.
"..Thanks again Spidey... I know this will help the kids in the area to cool down. And us too." She bumps her shoulder into his
Spider-Man nods the second he processed the question. April is right; it is the whole reason they did this. And even so, who would he be to hog all the water in a public space? Worse than Galactus, that's who.
Following April's lead, he takes a step back as well, less worried about cramping the kids' fun than he is about the cold water leaching into the fabric on his feet. Talk about getting cold feet. He can enjoy it all from outside of the slowly growing puddle.
"No problem. It was your idea." His shoulders lift as he shrugs. "Maybe a little more boring than carrying groceries," he teases, "but good work all the same. It's nice when saving the day can be as simple as this." Watching the kids enjoy the water is a nice bonus, too. Most often, his heroics don't end with something that he can easily tell made things better, much less fun. This is a nice change of pace. He chuckles as one group of kids huddles just outside of the spray, talking eagerly to each other. One breaks away from the group, shrieking as the cold water hits them, stopping once they are through, and then running back to their friends, egging on the next kid to do the same.
I will blame it on you since you're the one who wanted to play scientist! Which, by the way, usually come up with ways to make sure it doesn't blow up in their face
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I will blame it on you since you're the one who wanted to play scientist! Which, by the way, usually come up with ways to make sure it doesn't blow up in their face
"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
//Anyone and everyone is welcome to respond! For everyone affected by these heatwaves, please stay safe, hydrated, and make sure to keep your salts/electrolytes up (Salty snacks, Gatorade or similar, and such!)
Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
April tilts her head as she nods it after. She takes his hand, gently tugging him along as she smiles.
"You're fine. It's hot and humid. I don't think anyone wants Spider-Man to have a heat stroke in this weather. You're supposed to protect us."
She giggles afterwards, enjoying this as they weave through the crowds. Her steps light and careful as she hops around people.
Once they got to the station, she gently walks in with him as she gently waves. "Hello, we're interested in a water spigot for the fire hydrants."
One of the firefighters nods their heads and gave one over. "Of course. Just attach to the end of a fire hydrant, works like our hoses do, and it'll start sprinkling water out. It's not many people who come in asking..."
They blink at the sight of Spider-Man. "Or ya know.. Spider Man."
"Figured it was worth asking the guys who know how to handle a situation when it heats up." Naturally, Spider-Man had to make the joke. It is also an easy way for him to brush off the surprise of his presence. He's just being a normal-ish person today, no need for all of the attention.
"Not gonna cause any trouble, I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die," he promises, mostly as a joke as he holds a hand to his heart. However, with Jameson's constant slandering some folks don't trust him much. Whatever story they believe, menace, incompetent fool, conspiring criminal, none are all that great. "Just trying to help everyone cool off."
An itty-bitty promise wouldn't do much convincing for someone who really doesn't like him, but it's worth a shot. He can't go living life assuming everyone hates him. Too much of a waste of energy, especially in this heat.
He leans over April's shoulder to look at the water spigot in her hands, studying it briefly. "So... mission accomplished?" he asks, straightening back up.
He glances back at the firefighters. "Appreciate the work you all do. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I don't think it makes it matter any less." There. That's... something. Maybe the heat really is frying his brain. Of course he is grateful for the work they do—it makes his life a lot easier—but he definitely could have said it in a cooler way. At least it matches his shirt, lame and dorky.
April looks back to him as she giggles at his words. Honestly seeing him act a big foolish reminded her of the teen under the mask.
"You're a dork..." She quibs as she waves the fireman off. "Thank you again sir." She takes his hand as she weaves them out the fire station.
A genuine laugh leaves her. "You can't just assume.. everyone hates you." She reached up and jabbed his cheek. Gently rocking him back on his feet.
"Just because he..." She gestures to the newspapers of the Daily Bugle on a new stand. "Doesn't mean every single person in this city does...." She reminds him gently.
She beams as they returned to their original spot, right by the water fountain. She got to work on a hydrant as she screw on the sprinkler spigot. She offers a wrench to him
"Will you do me the favor, and open the hydrant. Since you're stronger then me Spidey?" She teases. Knowing fully well she can do it without him, but he was here to help with this mini mission they got their hands on.
"I know! That was me not assuming! I can play it safe every once in a while," Spider-Man defends, not putting much effort into resisting her push. In all fairness, his attempts to, well, act normal often come off as weird or defensive. "I deal with people that want to kill me all the time, so excuse me if my social skills are lacking." He puts a hand to his chest in mock indignation.
"Besides, I've got friends like you to help me be normal... or try to; I've been told I have a thick skull." He knocks on the side of his head for emphasis, and leaning into the joke avoids him getting too mushy.
He spares the briefest glare at the news stand, specifically the Bugle papers. "Easier said than done. He's got this creepy little way of turning the city against me whenever I'm having a good day." He waggles his fingers in a supposedly creepy motion.
Leaning on the top of the fire hydrant, he watches April screw on the water spigot and laughs when she asks him to help. "Well, if you need me so bad, I guess I have to, don't I?" he quips, taking the wrench. It's an easy task, for him especially, but he still takes care to slowly apply force to the wrench until it moves. With his strength, he always has to take care not to break things, and breaking a fire hydrant would be particularly bad. The water begins to spray out, creating an arc of water droplets that spread out in a fan shape. "Tada!" he exclaims as he waves his hands in fanfare at the fire hydrant turned sprinkler.
No, but really, it was a gift from my pal Doc Connors that he gave me on my first day at S.H.I.E.L.D. (I know, a whole bike? And yeah, he's simply awesome like that) and it can get me to some places faster, and is less stress on the shoulders
"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
//Anyone and everyone is welcome to respond! For everyone affected by these heatwaves, please stay safe, hydrated, and make sure to keep your salts/electrolytes up (Salty snacks, Gatorade or similar, and such!)
Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
April tilts her head as she nods it after. She takes his hand, gently tugging him along as she smiles.
"You're fine. It's hot and humid. I don't think anyone wants Spider-Man to have a heat stroke in this weather. You're supposed to protect us."
She giggles afterwards, enjoying this as they weave through the crowds. Her steps light and careful as she hops around people.
Once they got to the station, she gently walks in with him as she gently waves. "Hello, we're interested in a water spigot for the fire hydrants."
One of the firefighters nods their heads and gave one over. "Of course. Just attach to the end of a fire hydrant, works like our hoses do, and it'll start sprinkling water out. It's not many people who come in asking..."
They blink at the sight of Spider-Man. "Or ya know.. Spider Man."
"Figured it was worth asking the guys who know how to handle a situation when it heats up." Naturally, Spider-Man had to make the joke. It is also an easy way for him to brush off the surprise of his presence. He's just being a normal-ish person today, no need for all of the attention.
"Not gonna cause any trouble, I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die," he promises, mostly as a joke as he holds a hand to his heart. However, with Jameson's constant slandering some folks don't trust him much. Whatever story they believe, menace, incompetent fool, conspiring criminal, none are all that great. "Just trying to help everyone cool off."
An itty-bitty promise wouldn't do much convincing for someone who really doesn't like him, but it's worth a shot. He can't go living life assuming everyone hates him. Too much of a waste of energy, especially in this heat.
He leans over April's shoulder to look at the water spigot in her hands, studying it briefly. "So... mission accomplished?" he asks, straightening back up.
He glances back at the firefighters. "Appreciate the work you all do. I'm sure you get that a lot, but I don't think it makes it matter any less." There. That's... something. Maybe the heat really is frying his brain. Of course he is grateful for the work they do—it makes his life a lot easier—but he definitely could have said it in a cooler way. At least it matches his shirt, lame and dorky.
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"Oh, that's nice," Spider-Man sighs as he leans back on the edge of the fountain. Maybe deciding to go on patrol at noon wasn't his brightest idea. Not even the rush of the wind flying past while he was swinging helped cool him off. The sun's heat is oppressive, considerably worse closer to the ground than up in the air, but he would bake all the same on a rooftop. Here, at least, there is mist from the fountain that he can enjoy.
He ditched his thick suit in favor of a thin T-shirt with some pun scrawled on it in faded print and shorts. An odd look, for sure, given the mask, gloves, and shoes that scream Spider-Man, but it's safer than his suit in this weather. 'Spider-Man collapses in the summer heat' is not a headline he wants to see.
Given the heat, he could likely call in for the day; who would put in the effort to commit crime on a day like this? He doesn't even have the energy to concern himself with whatever pictures the press could get out of him with his new look showing off all of the old bruises and faded scars. Definitely not the upstanding image of an invincible hero, but the city has seen him take a beating time and time again, so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Spider-Man can't be bothered by it anyway. He has better things to do, like finding the will to get started on patrol again before the back of his shirt is completely soaked through. It's a task he's completely absorbed in, barely paying attention to his surroundings.
//Anyone and everyone is welcome to respond! For everyone affected by these heatwaves, please stay safe, hydrated, and make sure to keep your salts/electrolytes up (Salty snacks, Gatorade or similar, and such!)
Maybe April was a bit used to this. Especially seeing as she was friends with the person behind the mask.
She was quiet as she bought two waters, she beelines for the masked man. Softly tossing it to him as she calls out. "You better catch this Spidey." She sat with him by the fountain as she opens her water. Her curls in buns as she hated this weather.
New York gets hot sure, but this has to be a record heat wave they're experiencing.
Spider-Man really only takes a peek to see what is coming at him, already catching the water bottle mindlessly. So long as there's nothing else being pelted at him, he knows it isn't an angry mob, and no monologuing, so shouldn't be a villain. Then he actually see the culprit, April. She is infinitely better company than any of the aforementioned scenarios.
He blinks a few times, his mind taking its sweet time to catch up with the present. "Oh, April, hi. Thanks." He cracks open the water bottle, the condensation already making the plastic slightly slippery. He lifts his mask up over his nose, taking a moment to reach up under his mask and wipe away whatever dampness the mask hasn't already soaked up. He adds washing the mask to his mental to-do list.
"You're out in this?" he asks, taking a sip of water, like he isn't doing the exact same thing as her.
April shrugs as she kicks her feet up. "I did come out of dance class." She mentioned as she hums softly. Taking a sip of the water as she sighs out in relief.
"It's too hot for you to be out. Why are you even our for?" She gently sassed him as she held her bottle to her face. Letring the cold water try, to alleviate the heat.
"Why does it feel like Satan made New York his vacation home? This is a bit ridiculous." She jokes as she let the fountain mist her a bit. Thankfully he wasn't that stupid-
Spider-Man hums in acknowledgement. Coming right out of dance class into this weather probably didn't feel great. Doing any physical activity in this heat sounds awful. And yet he decided to go web swinging.
He has a good reason for it. "Gotta make sure folks get home safe. The heat isn't easy on the average person, never mind what it can do to more vulnerable people." He isn't as well equipped as a first responder would be, not by a long shot, but he can try and prevent people from suffering the worst of the heat. "I may not be able to fight the sun, but I make a mean grocery carrier," he quips. Carrying groceries doesn't negate the heat, but it gets people someplace cooler quicker.
At the mention of Satan, Spider-Man groans, "I've had enough of any mystical, demon nonsense for a lifetime. He's going to have to get a motel elsewhere."
"Ah, yeah, guess that'd work too..." He sits up slightly, lazily scanning through the crowd for a hint of the vibrant red of a fire hydrant before deciding maybe it isn't the best idea. He's still trying to keep some sort of chill vibe with law enforcement, firefighters, what have you, folks that work for the public like that. Possibly busting a fire hydrant by brute forcing it open wouldn't gain him any favors. That sort of thing needs tools usually. At least he thinks so. It's not something he's tried to do. When it comes down to it, he just breaks them.
Spider-Man tilts his head to the sky instead, eyes closed to shield them from the sun, but it only does so much as oranges and reds paint the backs of his eyelids, which forms green spots in his vision as he looks at April when she mentions needing a break.
"I'd say that would be nice, but you know my luck. Some villain would try to take over the world, wouldn't be magic, just to top it all off, but probably the most annoying technology to ever be made... or aliens. That's always a safe bet too," he ponders, partially aware that he is catastrophizing, and sighs. "Maybe their ship will be so big it will block out the sun, give us some shade," he jokes. There, now what he said was just a set up for a quip. He is so good at this.
April stares at him as she finished her water. Staring at him as she bursts out laughing. "Peter- why... Ya know I do hope on the ship. At least it'll be be big enough to block it out and maybe we can focus on that for a second besides this heat."
She tilts her head as she hums. "We don't have to burst a fire hydrant. We got water spigots we can get at a fire station. They're free and make it easy to turn a fire hydrant into a sprinkler." She points out as she kicks her feet. Looking back around as she smiles. It was nice to hear kids running around or the sound of bikes speeding by.
This was important to protect. More then anything else. "We need a beach day." She quibs to him as she giggles.
"Ohh, so that's how that works. Learn something new everyday." Spider-Man taps a finger to his forehead. He could probably figure out how to set that up with a few minutes and one of those spigots. And if he couldn't, well, people would still get wet, although J.J.J. would likely flame him for 'tampering with resources necessary for New York's beloved fire fighters'. He could hear the rant already. To be honest, Jameson would find a way to twist anything he does to seem nefarious, so it isn't his biggest worry.
He stands up and stretches, pulling at his shirt so it doesn't stick to him as much as it was before. "Mhm, beach would be nice," he agrees. "Just don't look for a nice beach in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s files. Last one Nova picked out was harboring a sandy criminal. Nice dude now, but I gotta say, the weirdest game of hide and seek I've ever played," he says lightly.
"But we did find out some folks at S.H.I.E.L.D. had some pretty wild hairdos. Did you know Coulson used to rock a ponytail?" He simply has to bring it up. Beaches make him think of Sandman, well, Flint—he's not a villain anymore—which remind him of the carvings Flint had in that maze on the island, and one of those carvings had Coulson running, ponytail flowing behind him.
"For now, let's see what we can do with a fire hydrant," Spider-Man suggests.
"A villain?" She raised an eyebrow at him. Especially as he was talking about this so freely. Her eyes shimmer at this as she laughs, trying to sell it as a made up story for those around them.
Especially as people finally noticed it was Spider-Man in the fountain.
"We can try it. Come on Spidey, we need to make this city a bit more manageable with this heat." She gently got to her feet, her curls swayed as she holds a hand out for him.
"Come on. Let's save the city, one fire hydrant at a time."
"We're chill now, don't worry. The ol' Spidey charm never fails," he reassures with a hand wave, not all that worried about being secretive. S.H.I.E.L.D. learned their lesson pretty quick to not exile dangerous people to islands when rebellious teenagers have access to their systems and want to avoid training. That and he isn't paying much attention to the folks around him. He's vaguely aware of them, but with how much he talks, half of it is never acknowledged. Those factors mixed in with Spider-Man throwing in a joke every other sentence and April's laughter means he isn't all that worried about people taking him seriously. He's been known to spout nonsense before.
"One fire hydrant at a time!" He cheers, pumping a fist in the air. He takes April's hand, just about ready to drag her off to the nearest fire station to get the tools needed for their fire hydrant method of saving the city when he notices the crowd's eyes. "Good to know everyone gets to see I wear..." He looks down at his shirt, pulling at it so he can read it, having forgotten what exactly he threw on. "–this shirt periodically." With the periodic table printed on it, of course.
He readjusts the short sleeves so they are covering as much as they can. Without his suit covering his body, he feels bare. He was getting used to it, but being in the public eye undid a lot of that, even though they have seen far more than just his arms and legs. He eyes the people for a moment longer, debating their intentions and if it would be better to go by web. He decides that they are quiet enough that he doesn't need to worry about getting yelled at or worry that April will get harrassed either. "Off we go?" he asks, taking a step in the direction he remembers there being a fire station at.
//In this AU, S.H.I.E.L.D. hesitated to recruit Spider-Man but Norman caught wind of their interest and acted, refusing to let them 'sink their claws into his prize.'
//You can read Peter to be the same age as he usually is (17-18) or imagine him to be a few years younger (14-16), that's up to you.
It's safe to say there are very few things he doesn't love about being Spider-Man. Mostly everything is great! He gets to protect his city, work with awesome tech, and do basically whatever he wants. One of the things he doesn't like is waiting… unfortunately a lot of the missions Mr. Osborn sends him on involve patience and waiting for the right moment to strike. Another thing he doesn't like is the way the bad guys flinch when they see him. It makes his gut twist with guilt, and sometimes he wonders if it's his fault, but Mr. Osborn says that they only react like that because they are guilty. So, he can't be that bad. He trusts Mr. Osborn's opinion… and if all else failed, Harry would speak up. He has always said something when he thought he saw something go too far. He would do the same, even if it was his best friend he would be talking to.
Currently, it is the waiting he hates the most. The sun dipped below the horizon a while ago. A spy mission in the dark! At least that's cool! He bets superheroes like Black Widow and Hawkeye do this sort of stuff all the time! And other heroes too, probably. He just doesn't know of that many spy superheroes. Mr. Osborn says picking for truly good heroes are slim, which is fine. Spider-Man works better alone anyway.
He watches the guard circle around for the thirteenth time now, flicking a pebble that falls from his position on the roof and bounces off their helmet. He snickers as their head whips around, gun lifting with tense shoulders. They never look up. Eventually the wariness fades and Spider-Man is left bored again. He lays down on the roof with a huff, his eyes scanning the scene. Typical warehouse district stuff: dilapidated buildings, crates, both metal and wood, cases, and tall lights that flicker with moths. The crates and cases have Stark Industries printed on them, but he isn't worried. Mr. Osborn said that the criminals sometimes fake logos. It's not actually Stark Industries stuff. He has the right target.
Mr. Osborn gave the intel and he has no reason to lie about this sort of stuff. After all, he taught Spider-Man a lot of stuff about being a hero, kept his secret, and even let him tell Harry! He has helped him keep the city safe, and made sure that he was okay after tough battles and ensured his powers wouldn't kill him. A few blood tests and long nights are nothing in the face of doing good. Sure, he much preferred doing his own patrols over these missions, but Norman's pride is a pretty good reward.
Finally, he sees a truck pull in and some of the guards move in to help unload whatever is in it. Spider-Man stands up, stretching out his legs. He pulls the guard below him up into the air. He leaves them wrapped up in webs hanging from the edge of the building. Rinse and repeat as he draws nearer to the target. Just keep quiet, stay in the dark, and stop this from proceeding.
//Anyone and everyone is welcome to interact! Heads up, no one but Norman and Harry know Spider-Man is Peter, and Spider-Man is way more of a recluse (pun intended) so this would likely be a first meeting, unless you want to be from a universe that knows Peter and, well, you can figure out the logistics there. (So please keep the "Peter"s out of this, secret identity time)
//If it wasn't obvious, Norman Osborn is lying and having Peter take out his competitors/do the dirty work of the highest bidder, most of it not being legal. Spider-Man hasn't killed anyone, but a lot of his morals are in a grey area because he is trusting Norman so much. This is happening because Norman failed to replicate Spider-Man's powers to sell after getting to him before S.H.I.E.L.D. did, so he's keeping the one Spider-Man for himself.