Hi all, it's your friendly neighborhood Ultimate Spider-Man, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (and graduate of S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy), your favorite hero, AND a busy-bodied young adult! I have been Spider-Man for… gosh, has it really only been 3 years? Eh, might be closer to 4, and a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent for 2 or 3 years. As I'm sure you can guess, I lead a crazy life and meet all kinds of people, which is why I decided to make this blog! I've been to space (the moon and also some alien ship when I fought alongside the Guardians of the Galaxy), Asgard, K'un-Lun, and a little bit of the multiverse, so questions are always welcome. I'd give some more details, but, man, is it a lot to summarize. I'll leave that word vomit out of the intro post; you'll quickly learn I talk a lot anyway.
I have worked in numerous teams, though. I won't mention every team-up that I've done, cause, once again, a LOT to write, but to keep it short.
My first team (OGs <3): White Tiger ((Ava Ayala)), Iron Fist ((Daniel 'Danny' Rand)), Power Man ((Luke Cage)), and (ugh) Nova ((Sam Alexander))
That time I was briefly on the Avengers: Iron Man ((Tony Stark)), Captain America (Steve Rogers), Black Widow ((Natasha Romanoff (should be Romanova because of Russian gendering in names, but whatever))) Hulk (my good pal) ((Bruce Banner under all that big green)), and Thor Odinson
My second team (New Warriors or something): Agent Venom ((Flash Thompson)), Ka-Zar and his sabertooth tiger, Zabu, Iron Spider (no hyphen, not me, to be clear) ((Amadeus Cho)), Cloak ((Tyrone 'Ty' Johnson)) and Dagger ((Tandy Bowen)), Squirrel Girl ((Doreen Green)), and Triton ((of the Inhumans))
My third team (Web Warriors): Agent Venom, Iron Spider, Kid-Arachnid ((Miles Morales)), Scarlet Spider ((Ben Reilly)), and later on Patrioteer ((Harry Osborn)) and Spider-Woman (Mary Jane 'MJ' Watson with Carnage symbiote))
Now, for the more serious stuff…
//Info and Rules
Hi, everyone! This is a blog for role-playing of the character Spider-Man, specifically Spider-Man from the 2012 Ultimate Spider-Man show (NOT the comics and all the 616 or 1610 stuff. I love you, comic readers, but I will not know what you are referring to if you mention events that did not occur in the 2012 Ultimate Spider-Man SHOW), purely made for fun and characterization practice since I write fanfiction!
However, not to be a Debbie-downer, but some rules on how things work here is important!
This blog is for public role-playing and therefore most, if not all interactions will be public (besides the private messages, duh) and treated as such.
*Most, if not all public responses will be in character. If you are looking for a private or out of character reply, messaging privately or specifying so is necessary. DMs are always welcome.
Tagging
Rp starters/open rp things will be tagged under #usm open rp
Rp threads with other users (AKA: a certain reblog chain with another user) will be tagged under #usm rp (first word of other user's @/name)
Asks are always open, and will be tagged under #usm asks
Any talk of friends and hero stuff that is mostly expository will be under #just hanging around
Formatting
I am not picky and can adjust to your style of formatting and tense if you prefer. I tend to write in present tense, but can manage past tense. I write in third person for role-play, will most likely do first person only for silly posts or those treated as actual Tumblr posts (as seen in the intro section up above).
I default to regular text for actions (Ie: Spider-Man swings through New York City, the setting sun making the tall glass windows flash with amber and gold), italics for thought/the demon and angel on Spider-Man's shoulder that he has going on in the show if I feel like writing them (Ie: Sweet! I just found one hundred bucks on the ground! Spider-Man thinks. You should keep it! Finder's keepers! the small demon urges, small wings flapping as he tries to tug the large bill from Spider-Man's fingers. No! That's a lot of money! Surely someone will notice it's missing! What if they need it! the angel urges, rushing forward to shoo the demon from the money), and quotation marks for speech (Ie: "Oh, I just stopped talking so they'd keep saying nice stuff about me," Spider-Man explains with a playful shrug). Bold may be used for emphasis.
"//" will be used for OOC notes, maybe ((sample)) if I forget, but both will mean OOC text.
Rules
Do not share sensitive information (Location, last names, first name is your choice to do so but an online name is perfectly okay, details regarding identity, passwords, or bank information (don't see why anyone would, but just in case), and the like) Please be careful on the internet and keep your identity secret. Make Spidey proud ;)
Sexual content is not allowed. Do not come to this blog expecting any explicit material to be entertained. This includes certain sexual jokes if they are too far or too often. That's what she/he/they said jokes are fine. Nonconsensual sexual jokes are not. Brief mentions of sex/implied sex are okay so long as they are at most a short to medium length sentence or two if it is important to a character (ie: Tony Stark is/was a playboy, so a mention of being busy last night, or knowing someone from some wild night a few years ago, is fine). I do not do fetish content either.
Intense gore. I can handle blood, murder, vomiting, burns, whatever, just fine. Broken bones (specifically compound fractures (Bones outside of the body)) and torture I can handle so long as they are not described at a length. Just try to keep organs inside the body. This may vary depending on how I am feeling, so this one is lenient.
Please add a disclaimer at the top of whatever you are writing if it contains sensitive content such as self-harm, suicide, kidnapping, murder, torture, abuse (indicate if it is physical, psychological, etc), sexual assault (respecting Rule 2), drug abuse, etc just in case. Maybe add a "keep reading" break if you feel it necessary, which is something I will be happy to help you with if needed, just send me a message!
I'm chill if you swear, just don't expect to see it from me.
No slurs of any kind. I do not care who you claim to be that makes it alright to use. I can not trust that you are who you say you are, so whatever "pass" you have may not be used on this blog. If you need a guide of what words are slurs, a search engine, online person, or friend can help.
Drug abuse/addiction should be kept to brief descriptions. Be aware that this is sensitive content and treat it as such. Interesting stories can be done with addiction, and I respect the people who write about that stuff. I myself have no interest in exploring recreational drug use with my characters, sorry to the silly askers.
Absolutely no generative artificial intelligence (generative AI). I have no interest in role-playing if you can not come up with a message without referring to AI. This include ChatGPT, Character.ai, Janitor.ai, Chai, other chat bots, and any AI generated images. I spend time writing a response and expects at least an iota more of effort on your end than typing in a lame prompt to a pattern recognition machine that steals from real people. (AI used for editing a response is discouraged, but up to user preference, though I will never comment on grammatical/spelling errors so don't worry about that, so long as your message is comprehensible, I will not mind! <3)
Recognize that the character I am role-playing is canonically a teenager (17, maybe 18 depending on the situation) and role-play accordingly. I don't have much of an interest in drinking rps, so I don't see why aging up would be necessary. If I feel the rare need to age up my character, I will specify the age in post. You are more than welcome to reach out and ask for an older Spidey/Peter if it makes more sense for a plot idea. I have yet to say no. (NOTE: I am open to romantic relationship roleplays now, but I will likely be selective! Feel free to reach out and ask, though)
One-liners are strongly discouraged. If you intend to do a long form of role-playing, please make sure the plot line is something that will hold your interest and communicate if something is not working. Refrain from less than a sentence if you are looking to keep a long story going with Spidey/Peter. I can only do so much with a response if you merely say '"Blah blah blah, says so-and-so.' Be wordy, I beg! I'd love to hear all the little tidbits of your character, even if they don't directly affect the plot! Tell me if they fidget, how they fidget, their facial expression, how the light makes their eyes this cool/creepy/pretty colour, their thoughts! It helps me know what direction you want to go with the rp!
Headcanons I believe in:
Consistently:
Peter Parker acts like a spider (dislikes mint and lavender, hisses (only when tensions are really high or I want to lean into a less human presentation), purrs (just for cuteness, really), likes fruits a lot.)
He has enhanced senses (treated as canon a lot, but adding it just in case.)
He has a lot more trauma than what the show hints to (for realism and just for angst reasons)
Skip Wescott exists (any mention of him and his actions will have a disclaimer at the top of the post, though he likely won't be mentioned. I'd advise researching with caution if you are sensitive to child sexual abuse, or just SA in general. Nothing should be graphic in the search, but just in case)
Peter is smart (it's proven in the show, I know, but he has his moments (Avengers Assemble, ep. 41 cough cough) where he's dumbed down really bad, which I will not be doing. Any nerd rambles will be as accurate as I can make them to actual facts, only with minor finagling for science-fiction things to make sense.) He is a little better in biology than robotics.
He's bisexual (As per the show's universe, he is not interested in MJ, nor is she into him. I rarely enjoy the two together in this universe anyway. Silly extra detail: his bi awakening was Thor for no other reason than because I think it's funny.)
He sews and will repair his own suit often.
He has anxiety (maybe a little paranoia) and over-plans for everything. But sometimes a small detail he missed will take him out and he will HATE that.
He was trained by Fury (in show's canon, but just to be clear) and while not exactly like Fury, shares some habits like coming up with a million contingencies, some cool spy things, and, in theory, he could do some spy/undercover missions.
He jokes to avoid showing fear and relax those around him. Generally avoidant of being vulnerable. It makes angst a little hard to do because of how avoidant he is, but I'll try, folks, making him take things seriously is hard.
He will sacrifice himself for anyone (once again generally canon, but for the sake of clarity, it's mentioned.)
He uses a Manhattan accent in the mask to hide his Queens accent. (I know the different borough accents in NYC don't seem to be distinguishable IRL that I know of, but let's just say they're a little more dramatic in this universe for the sake of my argument).
Sometimes:
Trans Peter Parker (I am picky about it and need to be in a very specific mood, but may happen. Anything relating to this or other characters being trans will be found under #usm trans)
Cross dressing for undercover missions (silly with little reason other than to make him look pretty)
Any ship (Romance is not my main interest for rp, but may happen. However, I will refer to Peter Parker x Harry Osborn and maybe Peter Parker x Danny Rand if asked about "crushes" but more often than not, Peter is too busy to reflect on crushes.) ***Since this is a Peter focused blog, this may be more lenient and I may hint to Parksborn.
Peter has spider traits (Fangs, tapetum lucidum (night vision thing animals have in the eye. I will describe his eyes as more green than blue if it is present)
Autistic/ADHD Peter. I am fine with it, but is most comfortable writing with my own experiences with autism and ADHD, so traits will not be as extreme as some fan iterations, though those versions are perfectly valid and rather fun.
Schizophrenic Peter. I've seen it specifically with Ultimate Spider-Man, and I kind of love it, though I fear I don't have enough information/experience to accurately portray it.
Never:
Peter is clueless/childlike. This is often seen in the irondad trope (no shade, I love the trope, less so this specific thing) where Peter has little to no agency and is in constant need of guidance/protection from a mentor. My Peter is hyper-independent and barely listens to authority unless he believes there is reason to an order.
He is overly aggressive or has anger issues (I don't like writing very aggressive characters and being rude isn't the vibe of the hero being written here. I know some iterations of Peter have him be a very angry person, but I prefer him being petty and annoying)
Fun but rarely used (feel free to write them in for responses if you so wish (I will love you forever))
Peter's parents were S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. (Love it but difficult to implement as Peter knows very little about his parents.)
Peter's parents were Oscorp scientists (same reason as previous HC)
Peter can viably rule K'un-Lun thanks to the episode where he fights the trial in Iron Fist's place (Fun, silly, and wild to randomly brag about, though nothing would ever come of it)
Of course, feel free to communicate any and all headcanons you are interested in seeing.
Anyway, I'm super excited to get to know you all as your friendly neighborhood, ultimate Spider-Man!
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The Avengers' common room is about as loud as it usually gets. Tony and Steve are bickering or joking—who knows with those two?—there's coffee being made a few feet away in the kitchen. It's a calm chatter, which is odd since Spider-Man is visiting. He's sat on the arm of the couch, staring between Tony and Steve like he's listening to their argument, but the lack of interruptions suggests he has barely heard a word of it. At first, he did seem to at least put in the effort to switch his focus to whoever was speaking, but right now, the spot between the two appears to be far more interesting to Spider-Man.
The usually restless hero hadn't even moved, not until Clint accidentally set down the coffee mugs he grabbed from the cabinet too hard, then, Spider-Man's head snapped towards the noise like it was about to attack him, lenses wide as he stares for a moment. However, a jaunty remark from Tony grabs his attention back to the argument/conversation, and he rests his chin in his hand, not matching that remark with any sort of joke of his own.
//Tags, no one is forced to interact, and those not tagged are welcome to put in a response too: @emiliakane , @winter-solstice-soldier , @julietterogers, @katiebishop-1610
Strange looks between Ceres and Ock as Ceres introduces themselves. "Congratulations," he says, his tone suggesting he isn't sure if he should be congratulating the truce, and shaming their hand briefly.
As Ceres explains, Spider-Man leans back, glancing back at Ock. "You can call him Capey," he mutters, gesturing to the cape.
"Do not. Spider-Man–" Strange begins to protest, giving Spider-Man a harsh look that is obviously ineffective since he immediately retorts.
"Why? Do you have a name for your swickityawetastic cape?"
That makes Strange pause, not to think about a name for his cape, no, but likely to question Spider-Man's sanity—even though this behaviour should not be a surprise. "Are you making up spells again?" he demands, almost hopeful that that is the answer.
"No. Does it look like it's Halloween to you?" And there were numerous other factors that allowed him to imagine a spell. "Come on, swickityawetastic? I said that so many episodes ago. You need to catch up, man," Spider-Man complains. "Capey gets it." To which the cape in question perks up at the collar proudly.
Strange narrows his eyes, opening his mouth to say something, but where do you even start with all of that? Instead, his jaw clicks shut and he turns back to Ceres. "You need to track down an alternate version of Loki, your Loki, using magic, preferably without the Avengers discovering your... escapades," he summarizes, clearly debating on if this is worth his time. "I suppose I may have a spell that could help." Without so much as a wave to follow after him, he turns on his heel—Capey flaring out just a little too dramatically, enjoying the attention—and walks into the Sanctum Sanctorum. The large wooden doors remain open for them to follow.
"He's just as grumpy in your dimension," Ceres hums to Spidey, following Strange into the building. Ock follows close behind, still seeming at awe with the magic shown.
Ock glances at Spider-Man and mumbles, "You can call it Capey. I will not risk annoying a man with such power. I value my life."
Ceres gives Ock a thumbs down. "Lameee," they reply. "Strange is a good guy, which means he usually doesn't kill people for the crime of being annoying. Unlike some people I know. Besides, Capey likes the name." Ock grumbles but does not grace Ceres with a response.
Ceres has been in the Sanctum Sanctorum before, but it's been a minute. They forget how cool the place is. "So, Doc," they hum, directing their attention towards Strange. "Interdimensional issues are kinda your thing, right? Because after we find my Loki, me and him and also maybe the Doctor over there needs to find a way home, and it was kinda-sorta-a little bit of magic that got us here in the first place." They talk fast, gesturing as they do.
Spider-Man snorts at the back and forth between Ceres and Ock. It's weird to see a version of Ock who fears magic users in some way. His Ock, before reforming himself and all that, was pretty convinced that he was either unkillable or just didn't care enough to worry. He also assumed everyone was too incompetent to best him. Good to know this Ock maybe won't challenge/steal from everyone under the sun.
Strange doesn't turn around to look at the group as he listens, staring up through the stained glass window hanging above the grand staircase taking up the back of the room. "Not alone. I am well-versed in time and its passages. However, to travel across dimensions, to one specific universe would be, as you say, 'like finding a needle in a haystack'," Strange explains, his words slightly stilted as he utters the metaphor. Spider-Man doesn't get why exactly; the man has been on Earth for most of his life. But then again he also wanted to study Halloween, so who knows what is up with that.
"So we need a magnet?" Spider-Man tilts his head. He's been around a few times on the multiverse merry-go-round. There's only one other person he knows can help travel the multiverse through magic. "Another Strange-Madame Web team up?" That's always fun. The plane ride to K'un-Lun, less so. The place is great, just cold, but renowned in the world of magic for its thin barrier between realities well enough to set your hair on end. "Neither of you get airsick, right?" he asks, looking towards Ceres and Ock.
Ceres raises an eyebrow, clearly unfamiliar with any Madame Web in their universe. They're mildly disappointed, though; of course the return trip home couldn't be easy. Nothing ever was with them. Oh, well. At least they got more time with their new cool spider person friend (and get to delay their future attempted murder at the hands of Ock.)
Ock makes a face at the question, as if she thinks Spidey is stupid for even asking. "We come from a spacefaring universe, spider. I have traveled the cosmos. Ceres lives in a spaceship." She looks mildly disgusted as she adds, "I have been on it. It is filthy."
Ceres cringes. "Probably could stand to clean it more often," they mumble. To be fair, except for when aliens board it to try and kill them, they usually live alone. Louder, they say, "Nah, I should be all good. Do we get to go on a roadtrip later? I'll bring snacks."
"You'd be surprised. My teammate lived on an airship but couldn't handle the S.H.I.E.L.D. jets. After Power Man fell victim to airsickness, I figured I'd ask. Those jets do not air out easy." He shudders, mostly for dramatic effect. "And yes, we kind of are. Not much road involved."
Strange looks contemplative. "This 'roadtrip' is not to sightsee or play around. Snacks are unnecessary. We are merely there to create a means for you all to return home," he reminds.
"For the plane ride. K'un-Lun's got great food anyway," Spider-Man clarifies, knowing Strange enough to recognize his 'about to go on a lecture about mystical responsibility' face. "They can bring snacks, it's fine– Where would you get snacks anyway?" He looks over at Ceres at his realization. "Y'know what? Details later. We have a Loki to find... and a Madame Web to call," he decides, and Strange nods.
Ock mumbles something about human stomachs being weak. The word inferior is thrown in there at some point. She goes ignored.
Ceres nods, a little greatful Spider-Man bailed them out of getting a lecture. They'd had enough magic related lectures from Loki growing up. (Mostly some variation of "No, Ceres, I cannot fix that with magic. No, I am not saying that because I don't want to. If I attempted such a feat you would most likely die. No, I will not attempt it anyways.")
"Alright!" They say, clapping their hands together. "So, step one, tracking Loki. If it makes it any easier, she has at least a couple of wards on me. Mostly stuff to manage my chronic illness. Might help you get a frame of reference for what kind of magic youre looking for." They really didn't have any idea how magic worked, but they figure extra info is better than not enough. "Step two is contacting Madame Web and getting us a way home?"
They lean back to Spidey, cover the side of their mouth with their hand, and stage whisper, "Who's Madame Web?"
"I suppose that could work," Strange agrees, one hand scratching his chin as he turns and wanders off without any explanation. Spider-Man doesn't make a move to follow, watching him walk away, shrugging, and looking back to Ceres.
"She's... uh, I don't exactly know. She's a pal of Nick's– er, Fury, for sure. Got some kind of see-the-future power, just without the crystal ball, and some sort of connection with the web of reality or something." Madame Web is a bit of a recluse—no pun intended—so that along with Fury's penchant for secrets makes the information Spider-Man has on her not-so substantial. "But I do know she and Strange can make a portal to other realities together. And that she's a friend."
Strange returns from the opposite side of the room, a book levitating beside him—you know the type; so dusty it could trigger an asthma attack and thick with yellowed pages. He begins to flip through it, likely searching for a spell, and ignores the cloud of dust nearly engulfing his head.
Ceres nods, getting the gist. They have more questions-- web of reality? -- but Spidey probably doesn't have the answers, and there's more important things going on anyhow. "Got it." They decide not to gush about how cool a seeing the future power would be. Even if there are drawbacks. Actually, thinking about the drawbacks, maybe it wouldn't be that cool to have.
Ceres stands on their tip toes, trying to see over the edge of the book and onto it's pages without getting close enough to go into a coughing fit from the dust. It's probably in some language they don't know, but they're naturally curious.
Unfortunately, their attempt to glimpse at the pages does get them a little too close, and they begin to cough. "Jeez," they wheeze. "I think you're beyond dust bunnies, doc. You've gotta be at dust--" they cough. "--dust bears by now." Stupid spider venom not getting rid of their stupid asthma. They cough for a few moments more before it subsides.
"Honestly." Spider-Man waves the worst of the dust still in the air away from Ceres' face, keeping an eye on them until the coughing subsides. "With how adamant you are every time I visit about not making a mess, you'd think you'd do at least a little spring cleaning."
Strange looks up from the book, unamused with the chiding, but he flicks his wrist, a purple wisp of magic leaving his hand and carrying the dust along with it out of the room. "They are not dust bears," he mutters defensively, sticking his nose back in the book. Spider-Man crosses his arms, glancing over to Ceres with a theatrical disbelieving expression.
"I suppose this spell could work," Strange decides, slipping off towards the cauldron in front of the fireplace. Well, it looks like a cauldron, but the liquid inside is not bubbling, but stagnant and a delicate silver color that stubbornly refuses to show a reflection. So maybe more of a vat than a cauldron. Especially since Strange isn't the type to usually incorporate the physical world into his magic like potions would generally demand. This being some sort of artifact is more likely than Strange picking up potion making and happening to have exactly what he needs on hand. "This will not summon Loki, but will show their whereabouts," he explains as he looks over the pages one last time before uttering the spell, in a language Spider-Man can't even hope to understand. It doesn't even sound like it has latin roots, so who knows if it's even of Earth. The silvery liquid shoots up from the cauldron in a tall column, small little forms seeming to weave in and out of the liquid surface in spirals, horned creatures, eyes, wings, and snarling teeth, but no bigger than a little finger. A figure, larger than the rest, nearly taking up the whole width of the column forms next, a long face with a smirk, the only color other than silver being bright green eyes, not quite right for what Ceres knows. However, within a few seconds, that face shifts, becoming much more familiar and a whole lot more like the Loki they know.
Ceres leans forward, careful not to actually touch the cauldron. They understand more than most the consequences of messing with magic stuff; as said before, they've had a ton of magic related lectures.
They look mildly confused as the wrong Loki shoes up -- hair too short, scar on the nose missing, too much armor -- but they light up again as their Loki forms from the liquid. "That's him!" They exclaim. "That's-- Where is that?" It's clearly not New York.
Ock, from a distance, also watches. Her head tilts as she takes in the moving liquid; there is not anything similar to such magic on her planet. A part of her wants to study it, to wield it. A part of her fears it. She remains where she is, several feet away.
Ceres takes another few moments to stare before they realize where Loki is, their face scrunching up. Oh, that's not gonna be fun. "Hey, Spidey, how well do you do in the heat?" At least they had an explanation for why Loki didn't show up when they were plastered all over Jameson's Jumbotrons; he was stuck in Muspelheim, realm of fire.
Spider-Man squints, eyeing the scene. His experience with magic dimensions may be limited compared to others, but he can guess it's not Earth. "I'm assuming not the hawai'ian shirt and coconut drinks type of heat?" he quips. A full-body suit has its downsides in the heat. Sweat, specifically. Nothing better than getting soaked in sweat in a land being scorched alive before travelling to snowy mountains and freezing his tuchus off. He's going to hold up great. Spiders are known for their fantastic thermoregulation.
"Muspelheim," Strange recognizes. "Certainly no vacation."
"And we can't just 'whappam'–" Spider-Man makes a gesture nothing akin to how magic is generally used. "–portal Loki here?" His tone is doubtful. It's never that easy.
"No. I can not summon Loki, much less from another realm such as Muspelheim. However, I can likely create a portal to get us there before our intrusion is noticed so we may retrieve Loki. I am unsure if all of us are befitting for such conditions." Strange looks pointedly over at Ock. Aquatic aliens and a realm of fire likely don't mix. Strange is also likely to stay behind so he can make a portal to get them out, something likely to be more difficult and requiring some sort of magic 'power-ups' once those of the realm are alerted—and Capey is simply too wild to be trusted around that much fire.
Ceres glances at Ock. "You cool with staying behind? I've seen you on hot planets before, you almost--"
"I would do just fine," Ock interrupts. "Though I would prefer not to. You two can suffer on your own." She will not willingly admit that she would absolutely die in such a place; her species comes from deep water, adapted for near freezing tempatures. No species from her planet has the thermoregulation earthlings seem to possess, as the little strip of Altera capable of hosting life rarely changed temperatures outside a certain range. Her suit could only do so much to maintain her body's ideal temperatures.
Ceres shrugs. Ock is clearly lying, but they can't say they'll miss her. "Fine by me." They glance at Spidey. "It's hot as hell in there. Literally, it's practically hell." They've only been once, for a brief moment, but it was rough. Hopefully the mission won't take too long. They can't imagine how a frost giant like Loki is doing there.
Ceres removes the upper part of their costume, leaving them in something akin to a jumpsuit. They then tie the upper part around their waist. Less layers are always good when its that hot.
Ceres faces Strange. "Any chance you could magically conjure up some water bottles?" They're joking. Mostly. "If Spidey's ready, I am."
Spider-Man shrugs at Ock's refusal to go. He figured as much. From what he's learned from his own Ock, self-preservation is top priority until the urge to try to kill him takes the wheel, which always happens at the worst of times.
And from the sounds of it, he'd rather not go to a fiery realm with a variant of Ock who is only peaceful thanks to a flimsy and strained agreement. He can learn more about the fish lady possibly staying in his universe when he's not going to get roasted alive.
"Perhaps once you're back," Strange offers. "I'd presume you'd like your hands free in the face of the creatures from Muspelheim."
"Ready as I'll ever be. Not like I can shed any layers," Spider-Man agrees, only sounding mildly jealous of Ceres' suit. Yes, he designed his own suit, so it's only himself he has to blame, but that was before he had to deal with the heats not native to New York. By now, he has a brand that almost all of his team has copied.
Strange nods before twisting his hands around in the air, focused and controlled. The Eye of Agamotto opens, emitting a purple glow, and a beat later a portal opens to Muspelheim. Strange drops his hands, a few beads of sweat collecting at his temple, seemingly not from the heat slowly creeping into the room from the portal.
"We'll just give you a shout when we need to leave?" Spider-Man checks, already walking towards the portal like he knows the schedule by now.
"Yes, I suppose that will suffice," Strange confirms, rubbing his forehead.
"Alright. See you soon, Doc...sss, both of you." Spider-Man gives a two-finger salute before stepping through the portal. "Man, I know too many doctors."
The heat hits like a wall. Stifling as it is, thankfully, at least where the portal opened, it isn't humid. Just a dry heat that reeks of smoke and a hint of sulfur, in case the place being on fire wasn't obvious enough.
Ceres follows through the portal with a quick wave to Strange and a raspberry blown at Ock. They cringe at the sudden wave of heat that hits them; they're from the Southeast, but not even the summers there had heat this oppressive.
The world around them is made of pale orange rock with many jagged edges. Volcanos and rivers of lava can be seen in the distance, and there is, of course, various patches of fire around. Ceres's nose scrunches at the smell of smoke.
"I've only been to the Muspelheim in my dimension once," Ceres says, "and it was only for a little bit, so I'm not fully sure what we're getting into here. I know there's fire demons here, and Sutur might be around somewhere. Just be on the lookout." They never actually had to fight him, but they heard stories. They hope the two avoid the giant entirely.
Ceres keeps an eye out for any green among the reds and oranges of the realm. Loki can't be far; they consider asking to split up, but decide if they do get attacked it'll be better to stick together. They go silent as they scan the horizon for their lost friend.
They've only been walking a few minutes when their spider sense alerts them to something. It's seconds later they hear the footsteps quickly approaching and something metal being swung. "Look out!" Ceres turns and pushes Spidey, taking a step back after; the two barely avoid the sword that lodges in the ground between them. A creature made of fire stands at the hilt end of the weapon, raising it in preparation of another strike.
Spider-Man stumbles from the shove, recovering like the elegant superhero he is. Yeah right. That's totally what happened. He turns to look at the fire being with a sword. "Oh, that's hot." He leaps into the air, firing a web at the sword as he goes over the creature's shoulder, pulling it back. His webs won't hold long before they burn by being close to such heat, but even a second extra is an advantage he'll take.
"Not like that! I prefer my dudes looking smoking hot, dare I say smouldering, but burning? No way," he corrects, mostly talking at the fire monster whirling around to smash his sword in his general direction rather than actually discussing his preferences in people with it. He ducks to the side, circling back around to Ceres. "Sorry, I think my brain is melting. This line of jokes is like the opposite of cool," he says as an aside to them, only partially aware of the hot pun that the 'opposite of cool' is, before calling out at the creature. "Almost as uncool as your sword technique! I haven't ever used one and I know it doesn't work like a club!"
His webs won't hold a being on fire, and trying to fight fire with fists seems like a poor idea. Well, when webs and fists don't work... "Hey, ya big fireball! You ever heard of rock, web, fire? Fire may beat webs, but how about rock?" There's one benefit of a rocky terrain and a fire-guy into smashing things around, plenty of good chunks of stone to lob. And that's exactly what Spider-Man does, picking up a rock with his webs and chucking it at the fire creature. It hits, the shoulder and arm it hit dissipating into sparks and smoke. However, it still stands, and it does not seem very happy with Spider-Man for costing it its arm. "Uh, is it too late to call it a tie?" he chuckles nervously.
It's a terrible time to laugh at jokes. Ceres knows this, but they can't help but giggle at Spidey's puns. They're absolutely terrible, and that's their favorite kind.
They step back to give him space to swing the rock at the fire creature, letting out a shout of celebration as the rock collides. Their excitement is quickly wiped away as the creature still stands. "I think fire also beats rock," they quip. "But, hear me out--" they follow Spidey's attempt and use their webs to send another rock flying. "--two rocks."
The creature does not fall for this a second time, and dodges easily. Ceres blinks. "Welp, I'm out of ideas."
The creature charges them, and Ceres yelps as they dodge to the side; they attack from the back, landing a hard punch that sends the creature to the ground. They hiss as they wave their hand frantically. "Ow ow ow, that burns, ow."
While they're distracted, the creature grabs them by the ankle, sending them to the ground as well. They cry out and use their other foot to try and kick the creature away, to no avail.
Before anything else can be done, a green blast of energy slams into the creature. There is a hissing, and then silence.
"Can you not manage to avoid mortal peril for more than 5 minutes, Ceres?" The voice comes from Loki, who leans against a particularly large boulder. "I heard the sounds of battle and assumed it was you. Then I heard the terrible jokes and knew it was you." He doesn't look great; his brow is slick with sweat and he looks quite pale, even moreso than he already is. Even his voice seems a tad too raspy. He looks to Spidey. "A new friend, I presume?"
Spider-Man watches Ceres hurl the second rock, maybe feeling a little proud and fond—it's not like he meets many people, even alternate versions of himself, who are as chaotic as him aside from Deadpool who wanted to '"k-word" people and it's nice to not get eyerolls at his dumb jokes even if he doesn't mind them—but the feeling doesn't last long enough for much introspection before the creature is leaping at them. He turns his head away as Ceres lands the punch. He's made that mistake many a time. Punching fire is not an enjoyable experience
As Ceres is dragged by the ankle, Spider-Man's mask lenses widen. He steps forward, but stops in his tracks as the fiery creature is struck with some sort of bright green light.
He flinches harder than he'd like to admit. But in his defense, usually sudden bright flashes are being shot at him, not his adversaries. He cracks open his eyes, peeking at the worse for wear Loki, and drops his arms from where they were shielding his face.
"Yeah, new friend. I'm Spider-Man," he introduces himself with a wave to Loki. He walks over to Ceres, holding out his hand to help them up. "You good?" He avoided touching the fire creature, so he isn't sure how bad the burns could be from being held by the ankle.
Ceres blinks up at Spidey. "Fine. Probably." They're definitely burned, but it'll probably maybe be alright. They've healed from worse.
The teen takes his hand, allowing themself to be pulled up. They cringe slightly as the burn on their leg protests the sudden weight put on it, but they take great care not to react otherwise.
Ceres looks to Loki. "You alive?" They mean it as a joke, but Loki really doesn't look all that great. They're pretty sure he's on the verge of a heatstroke, between the unfocused look in his eyes and lack of comments thud far. Normally he would have made at least one remark about their terrible midbattle jokes after the fact. His skin isn't blue yet, though, a good sign.
They god approaches the two of them, offering a nod of greeting to Spider-Man. "Alive enough." He looks at the spot where the fire demon had been vanquished. "It will be back soon; the flames here don't stay extinguished for long." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other. "We should make haste in our exit. Proper introductions can be given when we are out of here." He'd love a rundown of what's happened while he was stuck in this place, but he'd rather be out first. A frost giant belongs in Muspelheim about as much as a penguin belongs in Florida.
Spider-Man doesn't say anything to contradict what Ceres has said about their condition, but keeps a mental note for later. He feels kind of scummy getting out of this as the only one uninjured, but that's fine. He'll just ignore it. It's not like he will end up doing something stupid—well, more stupid than usual—because of it festering.
Stop! Focus! Feel guilty later. Spider-Man has to shake off that withering feeling. "That's fine. I'm not planning to make a vacation home here or anything," he says, also looking to where the fire creature had disappeared.
Now, getting out of here. Just a shout. A literal shout, right? He doubts he has service here... or if Strange even owns a phone. "Hey, Straaangee!" he calls, looking up to the sky because he has no idea where to look. "We'd like to leave, pronto if you– oh, look at that, already there." A portal crackles open, revealing the inside of the Sanctum Sanctorum, Ock, and a weary looking Strange who sits back in an armchair the moment they step through and the portal closes, the damp, hot air fading with it.
Immediately, Loki looks quite relieved at the cold air, but his expression seems to grow sour as he realizes where they are. "Ah. Hello, Stephen." It's clear he isn't quite thrilled to be in the Sanctum Sactorum; Loki knows this isn't his Strange, but the petty rivalry he holds with the Sorcerer Supreme taints his rescue all the same.
Ock glances the group over. "You lived. How sad." Her gaze lingers on Ceres. "Though not without injury. Not all bad, then."
Ceres waltzes over and flicks Ock on the equivalent of her nose. "You're literally the worst. Hush." They turn to face the others, ignoring the murderous glare they're receiving. "So, I don't think Strange is looking up to travel right now. Are you good? You don't look good." They frown at the doctor before continuing, "...but when he is we got a road trip to K'un-Lun, and then we're home bound! Yay!" They pause, seemingly remembering something. "Weren't the Avengers looking for Loki? Should someone tell them we have him, and he's not committing war crimes like they thought he would? I'd hate to waste their time."
"I, for one, have no problem wasting their time," Loki responds. Of course he wouldn't.
Spider-Man looks between Loki and Strange, surprised by the god's animosity for the other. They have beef? Man, where's Strange been all the times my Loki's been all up in my webs and causing trouble? He frowns under the mask as Ock comments about Ceres' injury, and he'd have said something if not for the look on her face after being flicked hinting that murder is on the horizon if anyone else utters a word in her direction.
Side eyeing Loki for the attitude, Strange sits up more, an attempt to look more composed that is convincing to those who don't know him well. "I am fine. Creating portals between realms like Muspelheim is not a task I regularly perform, and for good reason: it is rather strenuous." He wipes his forehead with a handkerchief to rid it of the worst of the sweat that built up.
When Ceres poses the question of telling the Avengers, Spider-Man tilts his head. He can't believe he's agreeing with Loki here, but the Avengers were told that this Loki wasn't a threat and ignored that, so... "They've wasted their time in worse ways. It's not like they listened the first time anyway," he adds. It isn't the team player move that would increase his rapport with Earth's mightiest heroes, but he was taught by Nicholas 'tell them only what is necessary' Fury first.
"So, how about that water, huh?" Spider-Man questions rather than linger. He marches off towards where he knows the kitchen to be, pausing just before the hall. He should probably delegate the role of making sure no one dies before he leaves, even if it's only for a few seconds. Murderous, about to be murdered, exhausted, exhausted but recovering faster. "You–" He points to Loki. "–Make sure no one dies. Please? And Capey, come help me with the water." Capey floats off of Strange's shoulders, slipping towards Spider-Man, but momentarily darting back to pat Strange on the head in some sort of apology.
Capey at his side, Spider-Man takes off down the hall to raid Strange's fridge for water bottles. He may have asked Loki to make sure no one kills each other, and this definitely isn't his Loki, but he isn't going to lie and say he's willing to take his sweet time with him watching over everyone, no matter how much they agree on. However, he is willing to spend a few extra seconds hunting for whatever bandages and medical supplies he can find for Ceres' burns. He's on his way back, Capey sagging with water bottles and he nearly drops a few himself.
Loki looks like he wants to make a comment about Strange's current state (something about his magic clearly being superior and his skill level far greater,) but he decides to keep his mouth shut for once. No need to further slow down the proceedings of things; that would just make getting home harder.
Ceres can't argue with that. Not their fault the Avengers don't know how to listen.
Loki jumps a little at the sudden attention on him. He only sighs and solemnly nods when he realizes the task he's been assigned. "I will do my best." He looks around at the group; Crazed scientist, annoying sorcerer, teen with a knack for getting themself in trouble, and him. Not the worst he's worked with, somehow. He can keep them alive for a few moments while Spider-Man leaves.
Ock is not happy. She was forced into enemy territory. She knew Ceres was going to go on some heroic spiel about how she needed to return home with them and blah blah blah. She was not going to return. She was also not happy with being marched into an enemy's home, surrounded by unfamiliar sciences. She hates not knowing. She also hates this stupid truce, because the idea of pretending to be Ceres's equal is humiliating.
And now Ceres has humiliated her again by telling her to "hush." She knows attacking is a bad idea. She is outnumbered (another thing she hates.) Strange has magic and so does Loki and both spiders have considerable strength that she can take on individually but not together.
But Strange is exhausted and Loki is too and Ceres is injured. Spider-Man is gone and so is the cape and even if she cannot win she can at least prove she is better. That's what she tells herself, anyways. She really just wants a fight.
Ceres's shouts can be heard before Spider-Man even enters the room. When he does enter, Ock has Ceres pinned against the floor with a tentacle, Loki is shouting something while summoning what little magic he can muster, Ceres is shouting about their truce and telling Ock to let go, and Strange is watching in bewilderment.
It's not until Ock sees Spider-Man that she lets go. The odds are against her again; she cannot win if he is here. Loki and Strange can't fight well and Ceres won't kill her but she still isn't sure about the other Spider. "Should've stabbed you quicker," she hisses under her breath, glaring daggers at Ceres. She could have done it and ran and been done with this.
Ceres, still on the floor, ignores their entire predicament and only holds out their hand towards the water. "Can you pass me one?"
Spider-Man stands in the doorway, gobsmacked, bewildered, discombobulated, all of the above and more. "Not even a minute. I wasn't even– okay..." he sighs. He doesn't bother looking to Loki for an explanation. He may have been saddled with the responsibility for the group, but Spider-Man can easily guess he has no hand in what happened. He really didn't expect Ock to choose murder in the span of a few seconds.
"Was my Ock this murder-y? With the whole dissecting thing, maybe" he mutters into his hand, looking up at the high ceiling. His Ock has backstabbed many times during their so-called truces, but he can't recall one while in such a disadvantageous position. He doesn't pay any mind to the expression Strange has; he must have overheard, but it's not like Spider-Man could be bothered to figure out if it's confusion or concern on his face.
He nods as Ceres asks for a water, taking one from Capey and handing it to them. "I've also got bandages," he says, not intending to leave much of a choice in whether or not they are taken. Burns aren't his strong suit when it comes to treating them—most of his solutions are to merely slap a bandage on it anyway—but hopefully Ceres or Loki know how. Strange probably would know, but his hands don't seem to be very steady at the moment. Capey lays out the rest of the water bottles and the roll of bandages out on an end table before returning to Strange, dropping one of the bottles into his lap.
"As for you." Spider-Man looks towards Ock, not bothering to put on a show of disappointment. He knows his opinion doesn't matter to her. Though he does appreciate that she at least stopped trying to kill Ceres once he walked in, even if it wasn't because of anything besides realizing the odds are against her. "We had a deal. You don't do that–" He waves his hand around to gesture to the scene that just occurred. "–And you'd get to stay in my universe while we figure out the whole Norma thing. I'm already going to have to fight thirty different people to keep you out of a cell during your stay, never mind how many I'll have to fight to keep you in this universe, so don't make it harder for me by trying to kill people, no matter how much they snub or mock you." He would stand up for Ock against all those people, but when it comes to her realizing that, he might just be talking to a wall, so he adds on one more thing. "You're smart. That much is obvious. Don't throw it all away with a stupid decision." He's still unfamiliar with how exactly this Ock works, but intellect matters a lot to his Ock, so he may as well try to feed into her ego that way.
"And we'll try to avoid antagonizing each other too much." He looks over his shoulder at Ceres. He's guilty of doing the same with his Ock, so he can't blame them, not when their Ock was also chiming in with similar comments and starting things, but rising to the challenge given by someone operating on a hairpin trigger doesn't help. As fun as it can be when there's no injury impeding one's ability to move.
Spider-Man walks over to the table, grabbing a water bottle and sitting on the floor, hoping that's a clear enough signal that it is chill time and attempted murder is not allowed. They need some time to recuperate before they go to K'un-Lun that isn't spent trying to fight or correct each other. Loki and Strange likely need it most out of everyone here.
Ock scowls. She hates orders. She does not want to listen to Spider-Man. But even she must acknowledge that he holds the cards here -- he's the one who will make the choice to let her stay, he's the one who can pull the strings to keep her off the filthy streets of this planet if she does. If that means putting off her plans of murder until a more opportune time, so be it. She grumbles, but sits down and does not engage any further.
If it comes down to it, she's not sure whether she'd pick her own freedom or Ceres's death. Freedom runs the risk of recapture. Ceres's death runs the risk of her own. For now, though, the possibility of both was still on the table. She just needed to play her cards right.
Ceres looks away as they're chastised. That was fair; they really weren't helping the already tense relations here. They're not going to promise it won't happen again, but they'll at least think about it before they do anything stupid, a step above their usual "act fast, think of consequences later" attitude. They sit up, cracking open the bottle they were handed and taking a long sip.
Loki takes the bandages and tosses them to Ceres before he takes a seat on the floor as well, slowly sipping at his own water. He hates to admit it, but the heat did get to him. He's far from full strength. At least he didn't have to push his already sparse seiðr reserves to keep Ock from murdering Ceres. He'd done a relatively alright job keeping the teen from dying so far; it'd be a shame to have all that hard work thrown away because he didn't have enough magic in him to stop their murder.
Ceres removes their boot and looks over the damage to their leg. It wasn't as bad as they first thought -- their boots took the brunt of the damage, partially burnt away from the heat. The ankle itself is red and blistered, on the worse side of a second degree burn, but their healing factor is already taking care of it. They wrap it loosely.
"My shoes got messed up," they sigh, holding up the burnt boot. "It's gonna take so long to fix this thing." They'd have to get new materials -- and that meant a trip back to the planet they'd got them from, and a trip to the planet they got their specific dye from, and then they'd have to figure out a way to make the patch look seamless-- ugh. Too much work. They groan, propping their chin on their fist.
Spider-Man's shoulders slump with relief as everyone sits down. No one is going to kill the other, and now he has time to think. Procuring a plane ride to K'un-Lun won't be as easy as pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Is pulling a rabbit out of a hat easy? Or do magicians just make it look easy? He shakes his head. Focus is important, not parlor tricks.
Opening his water bottle, he rolls his mask above his nose before taking a sip. He takes a peek as Ceres wraps their ankle, not completely satisfied with the dressing, but he understands why it was done so. He drums his fingers against his water bottle, looking away. As Ceres complains about their boot, he nods. Costume damage always sucks, but better the suit than them.
I could ask Danny for a ride to K'un-Lun. He rules the place, after all, has a jet, and it would be cheaper and quicker than a commercial flight. It would just be a matter of avoiding the Avengers' efforts to catch Loki under their assumptions that he's the same as their Loki. Smuggling a god out of New York in a private jet. No biggie. Maybe a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet would be better. Fury is used to me "borrowing" anyway. Facing Fury's wrath is more appealing than possibly dealing with angry and unreasonable Avengers, and risking Danny's identity. Of course Rand would have to go on the side of the jet, or at least it was from what Spider-Man remembers.
Airlines are immediately out of the option anyway. Loki is well-known enough that getting on a flight would be impossible, and that's without considering what reaction Ock would garner with her charming fishiness. So, S.H.I.E.L.D. jet it is.
He shrugs. Stealing a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet is easy enough. Leaning back on his hands, he speaks up, "We'll take a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet to K'un-Lun. It'll take a bit, but quicker than an airline." Flying to Latveria had taken six hours, so this may take nine or less. He can't imagine it taking more.
Loki raises an eyebrow at the spider. "Are we borrowing a jet, or taking a jet?" He's well aware of his infamous status in most places; he doubts it's any different in this timeline. He has no issue with stealing, but the fact a hero such as Spider-Man would be willing to forgo such morals to ensure he (and Ceres) made it to safety was at least a little touching, if not reckless.
Ceres takes another sip of their water, glancing between the two. They're pretty sure they already know the answer; S.H.I.E.L.D. would never willingly transport Loki to anywhere but a jail cell. That's not even mentioning the bad taste Ock would probably put in their mouths. "Don't they fly around in a giant airship thingy? Gonna be hard to sneak in."
Loki hums. "I think I could conjure up a few cloaking spells. It's a little harder to work them around technology than magic, but given enough time..." He taps his chin as he thinks. He could manage to mask the four for a brief period once he recovered a bit more strength. Once they're on, it's a matter of avoiding the agents on board.
Ceres grins. "Sounds like a plan." Half a plan, really, but better than what they usually work with. "Dibs on flying the jet out!" Flying a jet is probably just like flying a spaceship, right? They have plenty of experience in that, and they kind of miss flying around fast. "Think I could do a barrel roll?"
"If you make any attempt at such a thing, I will kill you, truce be damned." Ock scowls at them. She could offer her services -- she could disable the cameras, the radar, the sensors, she could send the damned ship into the ground if she wanted, but she has no wish to help Ceres beyond what is required of her.
"I'm going to give it back, so borrowing." Without permission. It's fine, Spider-Man knows that much. Fury likes him, he gets results, and whatever third thing that isn't him pulling his rank, means that he gets a lot of grace even though he doesn't follow orders. "You mean the Tricarrier?" he supplies. Getting onto it would be difficult without webs and flying. Last he checked, Ock and Loki can't fly, though the latter might be able to with a spell. "It docks in the river. Flying all the time would be a huge cost of energy, and it would be hard to get heroes who don't fly aboard."
He holds a hand over his mouth as he thinks. "There's S.H.I.E.L.D. tunnels at my old high school from when me and my team used to go there. They would hook up to the Helicarrier when it was under water, would probably do the same with the Tricarrier. We're only five, right?" He looks over everyone here, counting heads. Himself, Ceres, Loki, Ock, Strange (and Capey). That's five, thankfully. One more and seating would get awkward.
"So, check with Coulson if the tunnels still work, get to Midtown, get onto the Tricarrier, grab a jet, and fly out before the Tricarrier has fully breached that water and it's safe for other jets to pursue," Spider-Man says simply, though it won't be that simple because when is it ever? "Uh, actually, how likely is everyone to kill me if I suggest we take the sewers to get to Midtown to avoid all of New York from seeing us march into a school?" He knows going through the sewers is far from a fan favorite—not like he enjoys the smell either—but after dealing with the Lizard, he's found them to be a decent way to avoid prying eyes, and it keeps potential dangers out of the streets (Ock, cough cough).
Strange's eyes narrow. Hoofing it in the sewers is the opposite of appealing to the normal person. Strange, who has managed to avoid the messier aspects of working with Spider-Man thus far, is likely much less pleased. "Spider-Man, that is–"
"Genius, right?" he interrupts hopefully, knowing very well that it is the opposite. It's mostly to be an annoyance. Satisfied watching Strange's eye twitch, he concedes, "Or we can try Loki's cloaking spell idea and wait a bit so everyone's tip-top... or as close as can be."
"I have no opposition to the sewer approach." Ock taps the outside of her helmet. "Not like I could smell it." She didn't have much of a sense of smell anyways, but that's besides her point.
Ceres makes a face. They've been to planets that smell like nothing but sulfer and rotten eggs, and it sucks, but they can do it if they have to. "If it keeps us from getting swarmed by the guys with the guns, I'm down." They don't really wanna get in a fight with The Avengers, or SHIELD, or whoever else. For one, they would have to restrain themself more than normal, because they don't want to seriously hurt the good guys. For two, they don't trust Ock not to kill anyone. For three, they don't exactly trust Loki not to pull a violent stunt either. Not that he'd kill anyone (not while they're watching, at least, but that's a different conversation,) but he'd feel a lot less worse about injuring people who were just doing their job. Especially if the Thor of this dimension was involved in the fight. They can tell that if there weren't consequences for punching his Thor in the face, he would've already. Punching a Thor that he'll never have to see again? Loki wouldn't think twice. They can handle a smelly trip to avoid bloodshed.
Loki nods. "If we must." He mentally goes through a catalog of spells he knows -- can he restrict his sense of smell? He can definitely make a small shield of sort around his boots to avoid stepping in anything... unsavory. Strange doesn't seem all that thrilled to go into the sewer, which is all the more reason to go.
He briefly debates commenting on how the sewer will hardly be a change from how Ceres normally lives, but restrains himself. He's been on their ship. It's exactly what one would expect from a teenager who'd been left to live alone with zero rules or repercussions. At least they've improved since their younger years.
"Sorry, Doc, popular vote," Spider-Man says, not at all apologetic as he looks over to Strange, who merely sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose. Spider-Man stands up, shaking out his legs even though he hasn't been sitting for long. "I'll check that the tunnels are still working before we go." If not just to prevent his murder if they go into the sewers for nothing.
He prepares to call Coulson on his wrist communicator, but pauses. The thing is basically permanently on speaker, and he still isn't sure how exactly the camera works for his communicator, so catching either Loki or Ock in frame would be less than ideal. He would step out if it weren't for the previous experience of Ock trying to kill Ceres the second he did. She likely wouldn't try again, but call him cautious.
So, instead he jumps up to the ceiling. He hates the ceiling in the Sanctum Sanctorum because Strange's idea of decor is tiled ceilings, intricately engraved with eyes that protrude and actually open. He avoids stepping on the eyes, obviously, as he stands upside down on the ceiling.
There. He's still in the room but there's no way anyone else will be in frame. Everyone will likely still hear the conversation, but that isn't something he's too worried about. It just means he won't have to repeat himself. He calls Coulson.
"Spider-Man," greets just about the most boring voice one can imagine. Most would not imagine the owner of the voice to be one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s highest ranking agents, or maybe you would if S.H.I.E.L.D. comes off that boring.
"Coulson, do the tunnels at Midtown to the Tricarrier still work?" Spider-Man can tell immediately that his question has him surprised, but it's not like anyone knows of his little mission to harbor Loki and Ock away from the Avengers.
"They should. Why? Can you not get onto the Tricarrier your usual way?" Being firing a web while it's up in the sky and hauling himself up. "Can the alternate spider you're with not reach it with their webs?" Coulson continues, clearly aware of the story he gave the Avengers; he's showing Ceres around New York while the 'adults' look for Loki and Ock.
"What? Who told you?" It does save him from having to repeat his lie, but getting snitched on to Coulson of all people, that bugs him. No pun intended.
"Black Widow. It's important to know the whereabouts of beings from other universes... or if someone responsible is watching them."
"Yeah, that make sense– Wait, responsible? Me?" He acts shocked, putting a hand to his chest. "Shucks, ya think?" Maybe making a show of being bashful is laying it on thick, but the bigger the performance, the easier he can dodge the questions he was asked. "What else do you think about me?" he fishes for more praise, fully expecting the eye roll and end of the call. "And we're good to go," he says to the group, proudly putting his hands on his hips and looking up (down?) at them.
Ock watches the interaction with mild interest. The watch is a piece of technology from this world she can understand, much unlike the magic she's been surrounded with. A part of her wants to take it, disassemble it, figure out what makes it tick. Unfortunate the spider would most definitely not allow her to do so. Perhaps she can sneak it off his wrist when he is not looking.
Unlikely. He is stronger. He will kill you. Foolish thought.
Ceres shoots Spidey a thumbs up and a grin. They can't say they haven't pulled similar schemes to get out of calls or keep cover; it's crazy how much pretending to make people inflate your ego make them not want to talk to you.
"Can't believe Widow's a nark. Well-- I can, actually. But still." They awkwardly cough and clear their throat. "Alright, gang, let's get this show on the road!" They stand, testing the weight on their ankle. It barely hurts, so they'll probably be fine. They look to the two resident magic users.
"You two good?" They were the only others affected by the fight in Muspelheim, after all. Not everyone had a healing factor.
Loki nods and downs the rest of his water before standing. "I am ready. Let's get this over with, shall we?" He brushes past the others, knowing that he can make it outside the labyrinth of a house without help from Strange. He's starting to feel a little stuffy with all the people in the room. "Meet you all outside, assuming the good doctor needs another moment. I know magic takes more out of ameatur sorcerers." As he walks, his jacket shortens. He can do the walk, but he'd rather not have to clean stains out of his clothes. Gross.
Ceres watches him walk out with a mildly annoyed look. They were doing a okay-ish job olaying nice with Ock; why couldn't he at least try?
They roll their eyes as they turn back to Strange. "Ignore him. You good?"
The jab is, well, expected of Loki. Spider-Man can't say he's shocked. "If you let me do magic, I could really give him a taste of amateur sorcerer, a good whiff of grape-scented webs and all!" he chimes in, making vaguely magic gestures with his hands.
"I will be fine." Strange says, giving Ceres a grateful nod as he pushes himself up. He looks to Spider-Man with the patience of a saint—honestly, the man has put up with his nonsense more than most other adult heroes, so the fact he hasn't been smote by the icy tendrils of ikthalon is quite the feat—and a raised eyebrow. "Why would the Eye of Agamotto grant you 'grape-scented' webs?"
"Because they were purple, so I'm pretty sure they smelled like grapes," Spider-Man reasons as he begins to trail after Loki, slow enough that he can make sure Strange is genuinely fine and not acting tough. Whether the wizard will be going around with a spring in his step is to be debated, but he's walking well enough.
"I believe that is what you call a placebo effect."
"Nah, I'm pretty sure it was real." Strange looks to Ceres and Ock with disbelief on his face, as if making sure that he wasn't the only one hearing this. "Anyway, let's not leave ye old prince of all things green out in the concrete jungle too long," Spider-Man decides, pushing open the door of the Sanctum Sanctorum and holding it open with his foot for everyone else to file through.
Ceres walks on the other side of Doctor Strange, nodding along. "Yeah, no, purple definitely means grape flavored. I'm an expert on purple things; you see the suit? Definitely tastes like grapes." They look back to Ock, partially to make sure she was actually following, partially to bother her by asking, "What about you? You think if I made purple webs, they'd be grape flavored?"
Ock stares, deadpan. "I do not know what a grape is, Spider. My planet does not have the same food as yours."
Ceres blinks. "We gotta get you some grapes," they decide, exiting the Sanctum Sanctorum. Ock mumbles something under her breath, no doubt an insult.
Loki is already outside when they get there. He's leaned against a wall, watching the crowd move outside. He gives the group a short glance as they exit; he doesn't say much, but he doesn't look particularly excited.
"I've never actually been to high school," Ceres comments, ignoring their grumpy friend. "Is it like the movies?" They stopped going in the middle of elementary; getting abducted by aliens does make finishing education a little hard
Spider-Man is content with his grape conversation starter, which wasn't exactly what he intended, but it's sure fun. And he learned something new, well, realized something, since it does make sense that this Ock wouldn't know what a grape is, but he definitely didn't think about that. He wonders what vegetation her planet has. Does it have fruits? He can't recall any fruits that grow under water, but aliens, so cool flora and fauna.
If Ock is going to stay in his universe, she's definitely getting asked about that. Science, biology, stuff to bond over. They'll absolutely be besties in no time.
He looks over to Ceres as they talk about high school, or lack thereof. "That really depends on the movie—it definitely wasn't like Mean Girls—and who you ask. I mean, if you ask me, I'm pretty sure I got bullied by a guy who took notes from movies from the 80s," he stage whispers, even though Flash is not around to hear it. "I don't think I got the normal high school experience anyway between who I was friends with and the whole superhero thing." He pulls at the chest of his suit. "Most of the time it was chill, though, if you knew what you were learning."
He pauses at the edge of the property of the Sanctum Sanctorum, checking for witnesses outside of the illusion barrier before moving towards the nearest manhole cover and lifting it with his webs. "Just don't get in the water. It's not the stinkiest place in New York, but, y'know, stay on the side walkways." He wishes it were merely a sewer for storm runoff, but older parts of the city, so older sewage systems. At least he knows how to get just about anywhere through the sewers thanks to all of his time spent trying to track down the Lizard.
So long as no one murders each other, he can handle some sour moods. If it weren't for how often he's fallen into gross things, he would be bothered too. For the sake of everyone's safety, he'll try to lead them to Midtown High quickly. They could probably make it in 15 minutes if everyone kept up the pace.
Strange lets out a suffering sigh, staring into the manhole with as much disdain as Spider-Man thinks he's ever seen on him. The wizard floats down, shying away from the ladder like brushing against it will infect him with some unheard of sickness, even though it looks very clean for where it leads. He gingerly lands on the walkway with a click of his heels.
Ceres nods along to Spidey's explaination. They didn't expect anything spectacular, really, though they do sometimes wonder what it would've been like to go. They'd be graduating this year, if not for the alien abduction thing.
Ceres is the first to go down after Strange, placing their hands and feet on either side of the ladder and sliding down. Their face wrinkles when they reach the bottom. Not the smelliest they've dealt with (they've been on a handful of sulfer-filled planets,) but still far from pleasant. They move to stand next to Strange as the next person descends.
Neither Loki nor Ock moves first. They both look at each other, Loki with annoyance and Ock with disdain. "I will be last, thank you. I do not trust any of you not to stab me the moment my back is turned," Ock hisses.
Loki opens his mouth to retort, but seems to think better of himself. The faster he gets this done, the faster he gets to go home and get off Midgard. He sighs heavily. "As long as you agree not to make any attempts on my life, doctor." He leaps down, stopping just an inch above the floor. He hates this, very much so, but he does take mild pleasure in watching Strange's face morph into one of disgust.
Spider-Man is not shocked to hear the distrust in Ock's statement. It's not like his Ock was much different, aside from when he was maniacally trying to dissect him. She and Loki seem to resolve, or at the very least ignore, the issue, which is better than what he and his team would have done in their early days. Not that anyone here, aside from Ceres to an extent, would like to hear that they are being compared to a team. A temporary alliance with heavy emphasis on temporary would be the closest he could say without getting hurt by someone.
"What? Me too?" That is what last means, he knows, but being just a little difficult is in his nature. "What would I even stab you with?" He displays his empty hands. "This suit doesn't come with pockets."
With a sigh, he complies, beginning down the ladder. "Fine! But if you don't come down after me, you bet your helmet you'll be coming down here in a web cocoon. His hand raises out of the manhole to point threateningly at Ock, likely losing some of its power as his stern expression is lost due to the fact he's going down a ladder.
Once he reaches the bottom, Spider-Man turns and does a quick headcount, not that he has to worry since they're already in here with him. "You're good to come down, Ock!" His voice echoes off of the round walls, mixing with the quiet lap of water. He listens as best he can for footsteps running away from the manhole.
Realizing the darkness covering just about everything besides the circle of light from the manhole—yes, it took him a second to notice, alright? Night vision has been a feature in his suit for years—he fiddles with the spider emblem on his chest until it clicks and a circle of light hits the floor ahead of him. One of the newer features S.H.I.E.L.D. added which is definitely in need of tweaking. The flashlight only casts a small amount of light... and who knows when he last remembered to charge it. Not that he uses it often anyway. If all else fails, he could ask Strange or Loki to light their way.
There's a few moments where Spidey receives no response-- just long enough that it begins to feel plausible that Ock might have taken off and made an escape attempt -- before the doctor lowers herself down with her tentacles. She glances around. "Let's get this over with. I do not like cramped spaces."
Ceres pulls their mask a little lower over their face, though it's unfortunately too short to pull over their nose. Stupid younger them wanting to show off their stupid fangs.
They glances at the light from Spidey's chest; they don't wanna be mean, but it's kinda dim. Probably not enough to lead 5 people (6, counting the cape) through the sewers without at least one tripping.
(That is a funny thought, though. They kinda hope it's Ock.)
Loki seems to have a similar thought. He steps forward, a small orb of light forming and hovering over his palm. He looks expectantly at Spider-Man. "Lead the way." He walks briskly, subtly glancing at Strange every now and then, mostly to see if the Doctor is suffering as much as Loki hoped
He stares up, tense as he waits for Ock to come down. His shoulders drop as she finally does. "Yeah, I'll bet," Spider-Man agrees, forgetting for a moment that she hasn't experienced the same as his own Ock and therefore was not cooped up in an underwater lab in the Hudson—the same one they both nearly drowned in, but that's not a thought he's entertaining now—like his Ock was. Though, Spider-Man gets it. Old, stacked bricks, running water, darkness all around; what wouldn't go wrong?
He shakes his head. No time for that now. They're at the third base, or third plate, or whatever, near the finish line. Noticing the glow of the magic, he gives Loki a nod of thanks. "Let's get out of here."
He doesn't turn off his own poor 'flashlight', any light is good light, and he doesn't want to search for the button again. Taking the lead, Spider-Man sets off down the sewer tunnel, peering down each fork in the sewer and counting over the sets of footsteps behind him. With the echoes and the fact that a third, counting Capey, are floating, footsteps isn't the best method to make sure everyone is here, but he's mostly worried about Ock and Strange because one may run away and the other's footsteps are dragging.
Strange's face is stony, the usual for the sorcerer, his eyes set forward as if he can see despite the darkness looming outside of Loki's magic and strands of his own hair hanging in his face. He's keeping up fine enough, even if his boots are not clicking against the stone path, instead scraping quietly, definitely mucking up the bright yellow color. Strange has had better days, but he has definitely looked worse than the tired expression he has now.
The water rushes down another tunnel, creating a cacophony as it moves past them. The water pours out of the channel, basically a man-made waterfall, into a larger, dimly lit chamber. It is not where they're headed, but it's a decent marker that lets Spider-Man know they're close. "We're almost there. Careful around the water. It's a bigger fall than it looks and the water is fast," he warns, looking back at everyone. He's only been halfway down the drop when chasing the Lizard, and it wasn't fun to get back up.
Ceres walks a few minutes with the rest of the group before deciding to slow down a little and follow from the rear; Spidey leads, and they keep an eye on things.
They don't really know Strange well enough to know his baseline, but they're pretty sure it's usually better than this. They feel a little bad for making him hold the portal open so long; it clearly took more out of him than they thought it would.
Maybe they were just used to Loki's level of stamina. He was an Asgardian (kind of? Jotuun by birth, but he stayed shifted into an Asgardian form) and thus already had a bit of an advantage endurance-wise, and had Strange beat in the magic game by a few centuries. Maybe most people would get super tired after magic usage.
When they're not making sure Strange isnt going to pass out they watch Ock. She clearly does not like having Ceres follow behind her, and keeps shooting the spider glares sharp enough to cut. She does this again and Ceres sticks out their tongue, earning a low grumble from the scientist.
They decide, after a moment, that the ceiling looks cleaner than the floor, and silently use a web to crawl up and begin following the group from above. It's completely unnecessary but it's fun!
The walk continues on for another few minutes before Spider-Man stops, looking up at the manhole cover above them. "This should be it." He pulls himself up onto the ladder.
"Should?" Strange echoes, clearly eager to get out of the sewer tunnel.
"Yes, should, because the conclusive data–" He gestures to the manhole cover and presumably outside of it. "–hasn't been observed yet. It's a hypothesis."
"You said you knew where to go." At this point, Strange is just making it difficult for the sake of it, at least, that's what Spider-Man is assuming because it's a nicer thing to believe than the idea that Strange still thinks he's incompetent after all of their missions together. He's just being grouchy.
"Duh, but you don't say something is absolute until you can prove it. That's basic science. I thought you were a doctor." He sighs dramatically, "And here I was trying to bond." He climbs up the ladder the rest of the way, pushing open the manhole cover—only gritting his teeth a little at the scrape of metal on asphalt—and poking his head out. "Here we are. See? Told you!" He crawls fully out, checking his surroundings before sticking his head back in. "You're good to come up. One at a time, please." That probably didn't need stating, but he's had moments where his teammates all tried to go through a door at once.
Strange steps back, looking between Ceres, Loki, and Ock and waiting for someone to indicate they would like to go first. Despite his grouchiness, he can remember his manners and that everyone wants out of here just as bad as him.
Ceres watches the banter, turning their head to track who's speaking. They hold back a giggle at the antics.
Ock doesn't hesitate to take up Spider-Man's offer; she's out within seconds, cursing about the cramped space they entire way up. Ceres tilts their head as she leaves and follows quickly after; they still dont trust her not to bolt.
Loki shoots Strange a glance. "You first, Doctor. You look terrible." His voice is laced with fake worry, very clearly a mockery. Somewhere deep down, Loki knows that now is not really the time to be difficult; everyone is tired and hurt and on edge. However, that part is very very very deep down and Loki has no intentions of paying it any mind. The immediate satisfaction of making fun of Strange (even though it's not his Strange) is too good not to pass up.
Surprised by Ock's eagerness to get out, Spider-Man bites back the urge to retort and warn her about language while near schools. He likes being alive. Though he did think out of all of them, Ock would have been the most okay with the sewer thing, especially with how she responded before. But honestly? Same. The sewers around Midtown High are annoyingly small.
In the sewer, Strange gives Loki a dark glower, clicking his tongue, "Tch, then I suppose it is a good thing I do not concern myself with such things as vanity." He completely ignores the implications of looking terrible, focusing on the appearance aspect instead before he pushes himself up the ladder, mostly using Capey to float up rather than touch the rungs with his hands.
Once everyone is back in the light of day, Spider-Man toes the manhole cover back into place. He gestures for everyone to follow and leads them to the high school's iron gates. "Just to be very clear, I don't go here anymore, so if you're going to try and kill me, don't waste your time here," he announces, kind of useless considering roughly half of the group is going back to their own universe, and hopefully the rest don't try and kill him. But it's better to be safe than sorry. No way is anyone going to get hurt because of him. The front yard of the school is decorated with sparse trees and a bench that seems to be more graffiti than wood at this point.
Through the glass doors are beige walls and multi-colored tile floors in a pattern that is slightly off-center. There's a trophy case and a few student artworks high on the walls, and the echo of the whistled tune from the janitor.
"The plan is to go to detention—you'll see why in a moment—and when we get to the Tri-Carrier be ready to follow me and run. These two–" He gestures to Loki and Ock. "–aren't going to be popular in a good way. No offense." How much the tagged on consolation helps, he can't imagine much, but it's easier than getting into not only his history but the Avengers' history with Loki and Ock. They have a whole flight to discuss that if they really want to know.
Loki takes great satisfaction in getting under Strange's skin, if only a little. He follows immediately behind Strange, the second-to-last to exit in front of only Spider-Man.
"Killing you here would be a disservice to those actually trying to learn," Ock responds dryly. "I would wait until school was out."
The group trails behind Spider-Man, following as he leads them in. Ceres runs a hand along the wall as they walk, taking in the vibes of the place. It really isnt all that much different from the movies, appearance wise. If anything, it looks less exciting. They can't imagine they missed much by skipping out on the school thing entirely.
They perk a little at the sound of whistling. Their group is a little big, and they aren't sure how stealthy Ock can be (not that Ceres themself is awfully sneaky.) They think about bringing it up, but Spidey has the same super senses they do, and he's not commenting on it. It's... probably fine.
"Rodger," they hum as Spidey explains the plan. "Ock can run fast. Right, Ock?"
They receive a dead-pan look in response. Ceres offers a lopsided grin before turning away from their fishy sorta-enemy. "We'll be good."
"Glad to know you have standards," Spider-Man replies to Ock's maybe eventual plan to murder him. Not killing him in front of a bunch of teenagers is much appreciated. He's not going to mention that the school is technically closed right now, though, just to be safe.
Spider-Man nods as Ceres confirms what he hopes is actually true. So long as everyone can keep up they will be fine. He turns into one of the classrooms, letting everyone in before shutting the door. "Take a seat in any chair, no feet on the tables."
Once everyone is seated, Spider-Man sits down himself. "No one gets motion sick here, right?" he asks, but he doesn't give much time to respond before switching something under the desk and the chairs give way and they are falling into the tunnels that had opened into the floor. Strange lets out a surprised shout. Travelling through the separated tunnels, having landed on much softer chairs, is a lot of fast and sudden turns as the wind rushes past them. The only sign that the others are still around is the echo of their voices—notably Strange's cursing with each bend.
Ceres flinches, but quickly adjusts to the new speed. They figure that one, Spider-Man probably wouldn't be trying to kill them via slide, and two, if they were in real danger, their spider sense would be going off like crazy. It's been a while since they've been on a slide, anyways, and it's fun!
Ock, of course, starts cursing out everyone involved, both in English and in her native tongue. "WE AGREED ON A TRUCE, YOU BACKSTABBING LYING--" Ceres still has that translator in their neck and decides it might be best the others (excluding loki) can't understand the names she's calling them all. They're not very flattering.
Loki, much like Strange, swears as he hits a bend and screams something about a warning being appreciated.
When they are finally dropped at their destination, Ceres is the only of the three to land on their feet. They watch as Loki stands, brushing his pants legs off and mumbling something about undignified travel methods.
Ock stumbles to her feet, looking as if she wants to kill everyone in the room. She locks eyes with Spider-Man and charges, yelling in her native tongue again, before she can actually reach or attack Spidey, she's pulled back by blue webs. Ceres wags their finger at the scientist. "Play nice, c'mon. We're almost there." Ock snarls at them, but does not approach again. Not immediately.
Spider-Man does his best to keep his laughter contained. He fared no better his first time doing that, but it is still funny. However, he still does prepare for an attempt on his life from Ock, for obvious reasons, or Loki, mostly from past experiences with his version of the god rather than any beef with this one. He seems chill actually.
Upon seeing Ceres stick the landing, Spider-Man cheers, "Hey! Look at that! I wasn't able to do tha– uh-oh." He leaps to the ceiling after spotting the murderous intent in Ock's eyes. "Can I just mention that killing me now would be a really bad idea?" he utters quickly. "I mean, between 50 feet of water and– nevermind."
Being antagonistic won't help. Unfortunately for his sharp tongue, he has to be the mature one. "We can deal with the issues you have with me after we all get out of the enclosed space with armed agents at every corner."
He cautiously lowers himself from the ceiling. "And that's not an invitation to attack me on the jet either," he adds, forcing his posture to relax. He has no reason to try and make himself look bigger. "Let's get going. I don't want to know how many people heard all of that." He peeks out of the doorway. Not to mention whoever monitors the entrances from the school counted three extra arrivals than the two Coulson probably allowed. Things are going to get busy fast.
"So, we cool?" he asks, firing a web at each camera in the room, and at those in the hallway in both directions. The longer he can keep S.H.I.E.L.D. guessing where they are going, the less they may have to run.
Ock doesn't respond, but she doesn't make any moves to attack again, either, so Ceres figures it's probably fine to let go of the webs holding the scientist back. Ock huffs. Not a real answer, but she doesn't seem like she's going to kill anyone yet.
Loki raises his hands, a green glow emanating from them for a moment. After a brief moment, the light snakes around the rest the group, and everyone becomes a translucent sort of mint shade.
"We can see each other," Loki hums, "but no one else should be able to see us. They can still hear, though. I cannot guarantee it blocks us from camera view; the spell only suggests passerby dont see us, but becomes less effective through the lens of technology. Keep your guard up and be quiet." He gives a nod to Spider-Man. "Lead the way, Spider."
(If he sends a smug look to Strange, Ceres doesnt notice.)
Ceres glances around at the group before sending their gaze back to Spidey. They follow when he leads, eager to get where they need to go; stealth missions have never been their strong suit. Add on the fact at least one of their party members is of the "it counts as stealth if everyone who could snitch is unconscious," and they feel quite a few nerves.
As Loki raises his hands, Spider-Man only panics a little bit, watching everyone go translucent. He looks at his own arms briefly before he looks to Loki as he explains the spell. "You got it. Go team," he says. Now, this was the kind of dysfunctional team he could manage.
He turns and waves for everyone to follow him. Quiet was not something he practiced often, but he knows how to keep his mouth shut and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s floors muffle footsteps pretty well. Imagine the clang of the heavy boots on metal floors without some sort of sound dampening; that's why they muffle sound. He still takes care to fire a web at the cameras in their path and randomly opening the metal doors around them in a continued effort to make their trail difficult to follow.
The walk to the hangar was peaceful enough. Spider-Man only stopped them once with a raise of his hand as a pair of S.H.I.E.L.D. guards walked by, chatting to each other about someone stealing lunches in the break room. The doors to the hangar wooshed open and they all stepped inside.
Spider-Man heard the gun readying before the guard could demand, "Who's there?"
"A ghost. Now don't cause any trouble," Spider-Man instructs, webbing one of the guards hands to the wall. The gun still raises, unsteady since it is unsupported. He sighs dramatically, webbing the muzzle and pulling it from the guard's hand. They struggle to pull their hand free before coming to a stop, staring at a big red button that likely spells trouble for the group. "No. Don't even–" The heel of their boot slams onto the button. "Ooh, you're a pain." At least all of them are already here.
He walks up to the desk, not bothering with the button; the alarm has been set off. Instead, he grabs the pack of sticky notes and writes out "Sorry!" with a quick spider drawing, in case the webs weren't obvious enough, and a second note saying "Good guard!" with an arrow pointing down. He sticks both to the guard's helmet. "Just one sec, guys," he calls, opening up the desktop and typing something rapidly, giving himself access to the bay door controls.
He glances up at Ceres. "You said you wanted to fly, right? Take your pick." There wasn't much variation in the models of S.H.I.E.L.D. jets, but some were thin and others bulkier, all in shades of gray or black. "Getting out of the hanger will need some trust. Now that the alarm has been hit, the Tri-Carrier is going to be breaching the surface of the Hudson. I'm going to override the doors so we can get out before it's technically safe. So long as we go up, we'll be fine and have a head start." Spider-Man explains.
Ceres's eyes light up immediately. They glanced at the options before picking one at random.
"How long do we have before we're overrun with agents?" They call out, halfway into the jet already. They're pretty sure breaching the surface without prior authorization is sure to raise a few eyebrows
Their answer is answered quickly as SHIELD personnel flood into the room. Ceres shoots a few webs out, webbing a few soldiers to the wall or knocking guns out of their hands before climbing into the jet fully, needing a second to figure out the controls. The jet is set up differently from their ship, but they imagine the skill needed to fly both is the same. They flick a few switches and press a few buttons and the engine rumbles to life. They peek their head out the hatch again. "Ready when y'all are!"
Loki tenses, working overtime to keep the spell up long enough for the others to load themselves onto the jet. As he said, the spell itself mostly suggests the viewer does not perceive them. There are currently a lot of eyes on them. He retreats to the edge of the jet entrance, waiting for the rest to enter.
Ock decidedly does not care that she's supposed to be stealthy at this moment, as she knocks down personnel with her tentacles and laughs maniacally. Ceres keeps an eye on her from the cockpit; she's not harming anyone in a permanent way, so they decide that it's probably fine as long as she's keeping the guys off Spidey until he's done doing his thing. They ready themself for takeoff.
The agents do their best to set up defensive lines. However, with Ock's interference they are struggling to make any formation, shouting to each other and trying to locate what is thrashing their people around.
Strange notices Loki's occupied state and decides he has rested for long enough. "Shield of the Seraphim!" Bubbles of magic form around groups of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, keeping them in place and shielding them from Ock's tentacles. It was enough to thin out the crowd enough that Ock could easily prevent the rest from reaching Spider-Man; whether or not that was even close to her actual goals, he doesn't know.
Distracted by the laughter, Spider-Man glances up from the screen, watching Ock nervously for a moment. Seeing she isn't killing anyone, he returns to typing frantically. He has what he needs, but given the agents pouring into the room, he'll take a second to make their lives easier. "Yes, override. No, no don't fight me on this. Yes, ignore that. C'mon," he mutters. Even though he is close with Nick, and Coulson mostly by proxy, the override code is a heavily guarded secret he isn't privy to. So, he is doing his best to close the door and get around all of the protocols the alarm triggered.
The door finally slides shut. "Alright, let's move!" he calls, jumping into the fray and webbing a majority of the agents left to the walls. He jumps towards the jet. "That means you too, Wicked Witch of the West." He pulls Ock closer to the jet with a web. He ushers Strange into the jet, looking back at Ock as he realizes his reference likely didn't make sense. "Uh, that's a reference to a movie character who laughs when she causes trouble."
I just love making new holes in walls. Like, when I’m fighting and leaving the building over and over, I COULD just use the same hole i made the last three times, but what’s the fun in that?
You’re the reason I was tiny in the first place!! And you figuring out that the Wreaking Crew was the ones to steal the money led to the fight that brought the building down so I’m pretty sure it was your fault.
If I get stuck on cleaning duty I’m gonna convince Fury to make the rest of the team do it too. I’ll tell him it’d be a good, uh, team building exercise
Touché on the first part. The building that came down after the fight was totally Fury's fault, though. I should know. He took a week out of my allowance because I kept reminding him
I will shrink you again. Organize a team building exercise if you miss us that much, but not cleaning. I'm pretty sure Tiger would skin you.
Oh believe me, I am staying far away if you get another one of those shrinking machines. If anything, “accidentally” shrink Fury, I wanna get his reaction on video.
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I just love making new holes in walls. Like, when I’m fighting and leaving the building over and over, I COULD just use the same hole i made the last three times, but what’s the fun in that?
You’re the reason I was tiny in the first place!! And you figuring out that the Wreaking Crew was the ones to steal the money led to the fight that brought the building down so I’m pretty sure it was your fault.
If I get stuck on cleaning duty I’m gonna convince Fury to make the rest of the team do it too. I’ll tell him it’d be a good, uh, team building exercise
Touché on the first part. The building that came down after the fight was totally Fury's fault, though. I should know. He took a week out of my allowance because I kept reminding him
I will shrink you again. Organize a team building exercise if you miss us that much, but not cleaning. I'm pretty sure Tiger would skin you.
Oh believe me, I am staying far away if you get another one of those shrinking machines. If anything, “accidentally” shrink Fury, I wanna get his reaction on video.
I just love making new holes in walls. Like, when I’m fighting and leaving the building over and over, I COULD just use the same hole i made the last three times, but what’s the fun in that?
You’re the reason I was tiny in the first place!! And you figuring out that the Wreaking Crew was the ones to steal the money led to the fight that brought the building down so I’m pretty sure it was your fault.
If I get stuck on cleaning duty I’m gonna convince Fury to make the rest of the team do it too. I’ll tell him it’d be a good, uh, team building exercise
Touché on the first part. The building that came down after the fight was totally Fury's fault, though. I should know. He took a week out of my allowance because I kept reminding him
I will shrink you again. Organize a team building exercise if you miss us that much, but not cleaning. I'm pretty sure Tiger would skin you.
I just love making new holes in walls. Like, when I’m fighting and leaving the building over and over, I COULD just use the same hole i made the last three times, but what’s the fun in that?
I just love making new holes in walls. Like, when I’m fighting and leaving the building over and over, I COULD just use the same hole i made the last three times, but what’s the fun in that?
The Avengers' common room is about as loud as it usually gets. Tony and Steve are bickering or joking—who knows with those two?—there's coffee being made a few feet away in the kitchen. It's a calm chatter, which is odd since Spider-Man is visiting. He's sat on the arm of the couch, staring between Tony and Steve like he's listening to their argument, but the lack of interruptions suggests he has barely heard a word of it. At first, he did seem to at least put in the effort to switch his focus to whoever was speaking, but right now, the spot between the two appears to be far more interesting to Spider-Man.
The usually restless hero hadn't even moved, not until Clint accidentally set down the coffee mugs he grabbed from the cabinet too hard, then, Spider-Man's head snapped towards the noise like it was about to attack him, lenses wide as he stares for a moment. However, a jaunty remark from Tony grabs his attention back to the argument/conversation, and he rests his chin in his hand, not matching that remark with any sort of joke of his own.
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Strange looks between Ceres and Ock as Ceres introduces themselves. "Congratulations," he says, his tone suggesting he isn't sure if he should be congratulating the truce, and shaming their hand briefly.
As Ceres explains, Spider-Man leans back, glancing back at Ock. "You can call him Capey," he mutters, gesturing to the cape.
"Do not. Spider-Man–" Strange begins to protest, giving Spider-Man a harsh look that is obviously ineffective since he immediately retorts.
"Why? Do you have a name for your swickityawetastic cape?"
That makes Strange pause, not to think about a name for his cape, no, but likely to question Spider-Man's sanity—even though this behaviour should not be a surprise. "Are you making up spells again?" he demands, almost hopeful that that is the answer.
"No. Does it look like it's Halloween to you?" And there were numerous other factors that allowed him to imagine a spell. "Come on, swickityawetastic? I said that so many episodes ago. You need to catch up, man," Spider-Man complains. "Capey gets it." To which the cape in question perks up at the collar proudly.
Strange narrows his eyes, opening his mouth to say something, but where do you even start with all of that? Instead, his jaw clicks shut and he turns back to Ceres. "You need to track down an alternate version of Loki, your Loki, using magic, preferably without the Avengers discovering your... escapades," he summarizes, clearly debating on if this is worth his time. "I suppose I may have a spell that could help." Without so much as a wave to follow after him, he turns on his heel—Capey flaring out just a little too dramatically, enjoying the attention—and walks into the Sanctum Sanctorum. The large wooden doors remain open for them to follow.
"He's just as grumpy in your dimension," Ceres hums to Spidey, following Strange into the building. Ock follows close behind, still seeming at awe with the magic shown.
Ock glances at Spider-Man and mumbles, "You can call it Capey. I will not risk annoying a man with such power. I value my life."
Ceres gives Ock a thumbs down. "Lameee," they reply. "Strange is a good guy, which means he usually doesn't kill people for the crime of being annoying. Unlike some people I know. Besides, Capey likes the name." Ock grumbles but does not grace Ceres with a response.
Ceres has been in the Sanctum Sanctorum before, but it's been a minute. They forget how cool the place is. "So, Doc," they hum, directing their attention towards Strange. "Interdimensional issues are kinda your thing, right? Because after we find my Loki, me and him and also maybe the Doctor over there needs to find a way home, and it was kinda-sorta-a little bit of magic that got us here in the first place." They talk fast, gesturing as they do.
Spider-Man snorts at the back and forth between Ceres and Ock. It's weird to see a version of Ock who fears magic users in some way. His Ock, before reforming himself and all that, was pretty convinced that he was either unkillable or just didn't care enough to worry. He also assumed everyone was too incompetent to best him. Good to know this Ock maybe won't challenge/steal from everyone under the sun.
Strange doesn't turn around to look at the group as he listens, staring up through the stained glass window hanging above the grand staircase taking up the back of the room. "Not alone. I am well-versed in time and its passages. However, to travel across dimensions, to one specific universe would be, as you say, 'like finding a needle in a haystack'," Strange explains, his words slightly stilted as he utters the metaphor. Spider-Man doesn't get why exactly; the man has been on Earth for most of his life. But then again he also wanted to study Halloween, so who knows what is up with that.
"So we need a magnet?" Spider-Man tilts his head. He's been around a few times on the multiverse merry-go-round. There's only one other person he knows can help travel the multiverse through magic. "Another Strange-Madame Web team up?" That's always fun. The plane ride to K'un-Lun, less so. The place is great, just cold, but renowned in the world of magic for its thin barrier between realities well enough to set your hair on end. "Neither of you get airsick, right?" he asks, looking towards Ceres and Ock.
Ceres raises an eyebrow, clearly unfamiliar with any Madame Web in their universe. They're mildly disappointed, though; of course the return trip home couldn't be easy. Nothing ever was with them. Oh, well. At least they got more time with their new cool spider person friend (and get to delay their future attempted murder at the hands of Ock.)
Ock makes a face at the question, as if she thinks Spidey is stupid for even asking. "We come from a spacefaring universe, spider. I have traveled the cosmos. Ceres lives in a spaceship." She looks mildly disgusted as she adds, "I have been on it. It is filthy."
Ceres cringes. "Probably could stand to clean it more often," they mumble. To be fair, except for when aliens board it to try and kill them, they usually live alone. Louder, they say, "Nah, I should be all good. Do we get to go on a roadtrip later? I'll bring snacks."
"You'd be surprised. My teammate lived on an airship but couldn't handle the S.H.I.E.L.D. jets. After Power Man fell victim to airsickness, I figured I'd ask. Those jets do not air out easy." He shudders, mostly for dramatic effect. "And yes, we kind of are. Not much road involved."
Strange looks contemplative. "This 'roadtrip' is not to sightsee or play around. Snacks are unnecessary. We are merely there to create a means for you all to return home," he reminds.
"For the plane ride. K'un-Lun's got great food anyway," Spider-Man clarifies, knowing Strange enough to recognize his 'about to go on a lecture about mystical responsibility' face. "They can bring snacks, it's fine– Where would you get snacks anyway?" He looks over at Ceres at his realization. "Y'know what? Details later. We have a Loki to find... and a Madame Web to call," he decides, and Strange nods.
Ock mumbles something about human stomachs being weak. The word inferior is thrown in there at some point. She goes ignored.
Ceres nods, a little greatful Spider-Man bailed them out of getting a lecture. They'd had enough magic related lectures from Loki growing up. (Mostly some variation of "No, Ceres, I cannot fix that with magic. No, I am not saying that because I don't want to. If I attempted such a feat you would most likely die. No, I will not attempt it anyways.")
"Alright!" They say, clapping their hands together. "So, step one, tracking Loki. If it makes it any easier, she has at least a couple of wards on me. Mostly stuff to manage my chronic illness. Might help you get a frame of reference for what kind of magic youre looking for." They really didn't have any idea how magic worked, but they figure extra info is better than not enough. "Step two is contacting Madame Web and getting us a way home?"
They lean back to Spidey, cover the side of their mouth with their hand, and stage whisper, "Who's Madame Web?"
"I suppose that could work," Strange agrees, one hand scratching his chin as he turns and wanders off without any explanation. Spider-Man doesn't make a move to follow, watching him walk away, shrugging, and looking back to Ceres.
"She's... uh, I don't exactly know. She's a pal of Nick's– er, Fury, for sure. Got some kind of see-the-future power, just without the crystal ball, and some sort of connection with the web of reality or something." Madame Web is a bit of a recluse—no pun intended—so that along with Fury's penchant for secrets makes the information Spider-Man has on her not-so substantial. "But I do know she and Strange can make a portal to other realities together. And that she's a friend."
Strange returns from the opposite side of the room, a book levitating beside him—you know the type; so dusty it could trigger an asthma attack and thick with yellowed pages. He begins to flip through it, likely searching for a spell, and ignores the cloud of dust nearly engulfing his head.
Ceres nods, getting the gist. They have more questions-- web of reality? -- but Spidey probably doesn't have the answers, and there's more important things going on anyhow. "Got it." They decide not to gush about how cool a seeing the future power would be. Even if there are drawbacks. Actually, thinking about the drawbacks, maybe it wouldn't be that cool to have.
Ceres stands on their tip toes, trying to see over the edge of the book and onto it's pages without getting close enough to go into a coughing fit from the dust. It's probably in some language they don't know, but they're naturally curious.
Unfortunately, their attempt to glimpse at the pages does get them a little too close, and they begin to cough. "Jeez," they wheeze. "I think you're beyond dust bunnies, doc. You've gotta be at dust--" they cough. "--dust bears by now." Stupid spider venom not getting rid of their stupid asthma. They cough for a few moments more before it subsides.
"Honestly." Spider-Man waves the worst of the dust still in the air away from Ceres' face, keeping an eye on them until the coughing subsides. "With how adamant you are every time I visit about not making a mess, you'd think you'd do at least a little spring cleaning."
Strange looks up from the book, unamused with the chiding, but he flicks his wrist, a purple wisp of magic leaving his hand and carrying the dust along with it out of the room. "They are not dust bears," he mutters defensively, sticking his nose back in the book. Spider-Man crosses his arms, glancing over to Ceres with a theatrical disbelieving expression.
"I suppose this spell could work," Strange decides, slipping off towards the cauldron in front of the fireplace. Well, it looks like a cauldron, but the liquid inside is not bubbling, but stagnant and a delicate silver color that stubbornly refuses to show a reflection. So maybe more of a vat than a cauldron. Especially since Strange isn't the type to usually incorporate the physical world into his magic like potions would generally demand. This being some sort of artifact is more likely than Strange picking up potion making and happening to have exactly what he needs on hand. "This will not summon Loki, but will show their whereabouts," he explains as he looks over the pages one last time before uttering the spell, in a language Spider-Man can't even hope to understand. It doesn't even sound like it has latin roots, so who knows if it's even of Earth. The silvery liquid shoots up from the cauldron in a tall column, small little forms seeming to weave in and out of the liquid surface in spirals, horned creatures, eyes, wings, and snarling teeth, but no bigger than a little finger. A figure, larger than the rest, nearly taking up the whole width of the column forms next, a long face with a smirk, the only color other than silver being bright green eyes, not quite right for what Ceres knows. However, within a few seconds, that face shifts, becoming much more familiar and a whole lot more like the Loki they know.
Ceres leans forward, careful not to actually touch the cauldron. They understand more than most the consequences of messing with magic stuff; as said before, they've had a ton of magic related lectures.
They look mildly confused as the wrong Loki shoes up -- hair too short, scar on the nose missing, too much armor -- but they light up again as their Loki forms from the liquid. "That's him!" They exclaim. "That's-- Where is that?" It's clearly not New York.
Ock, from a distance, also watches. Her head tilts as she takes in the moving liquid; there is not anything similar to such magic on her planet. A part of her wants to study it, to wield it. A part of her fears it. She remains where she is, several feet away.
Ceres takes another few moments to stare before they realize where Loki is, their face scrunching up. Oh, that's not gonna be fun. "Hey, Spidey, how well do you do in the heat?" At least they had an explanation for why Loki didn't show up when they were plastered all over Jameson's Jumbotrons; he was stuck in Muspelheim, realm of fire.
Spider-Man squints, eyeing the scene. His experience with magic dimensions may be limited compared to others, but he can guess it's not Earth. "I'm assuming not the hawai'ian shirt and coconut drinks type of heat?" he quips. A full-body suit has its downsides in the heat. Sweat, specifically. Nothing better than getting soaked in sweat in a land being scorched alive before travelling to snowy mountains and freezing his tuchus off. He's going to hold up great. Spiders are known for their fantastic thermoregulation.
"Muspelheim," Strange recognizes. "Certainly no vacation."
"And we can't just 'whappam'–" Spider-Man makes a gesture nothing akin to how magic is generally used. "–portal Loki here?" His tone is doubtful. It's never that easy.
"No. I can not summon Loki, much less from another realm such as Muspelheim. However, I can likely create a portal to get us there before our intrusion is noticed so we may retrieve Loki. I am unsure if all of us are befitting for such conditions." Strange looks pointedly over at Ock. Aquatic aliens and a realm of fire likely don't mix. Strange is also likely to stay behind so he can make a portal to get them out, something likely to be more difficult and requiring some sort of magic 'power-ups' once those of the realm are alerted—and Capey is simply too wild to be trusted around that much fire.
Ceres glances at Ock. "You cool with staying behind? I've seen you on hot planets before, you almost--"
"I would do just fine," Ock interrupts. "Though I would prefer not to. You two can suffer on your own." She will not willingly admit that she would absolutely die in such a place; her species comes from deep water, adapted for near freezing tempatures. No species from her planet has the thermoregulation earthlings seem to possess, as the little strip of Altera capable of hosting life rarely changed temperatures outside a certain range. Her suit could only do so much to maintain her body's ideal temperatures.
Ceres shrugs. Ock is clearly lying, but they can't say they'll miss her. "Fine by me." They glance at Spidey. "It's hot as hell in there. Literally, it's practically hell." They've only been once, for a brief moment, but it was rough. Hopefully the mission won't take too long. They can't imagine how a frost giant like Loki is doing there.
Ceres removes the upper part of their costume, leaving them in something akin to a jumpsuit. They then tie the upper part around their waist. Less layers are always good when its that hot.
Ceres faces Strange. "Any chance you could magically conjure up some water bottles?" They're joking. Mostly. "If Spidey's ready, I am."
Spider-Man shrugs at Ock's refusal to go. He figured as much. From what he's learned from his own Ock, self-preservation is top priority until the urge to try to kill him takes the wheel, which always happens at the worst of times.
And from the sounds of it, he'd rather not go to a fiery realm with a variant of Ock who is only peaceful thanks to a flimsy and strained agreement. He can learn more about the fish lady possibly staying in his universe when he's not going to get roasted alive.
"Perhaps once you're back," Strange offers. "I'd presume you'd like your hands free in the face of the creatures from Muspelheim."
"Ready as I'll ever be. Not like I can shed any layers," Spider-Man agrees, only sounding mildly jealous of Ceres' suit. Yes, he designed his own suit, so it's only himself he has to blame, but that was before he had to deal with the heats not native to New York. By now, he has a brand that almost all of his team has copied.
Strange nods before twisting his hands around in the air, focused and controlled. The Eye of Agamotto opens, emitting a purple glow, and a beat later a portal opens to Muspelheim. Strange drops his hands, a few beads of sweat collecting at his temple, seemingly not from the heat slowly creeping into the room from the portal.
"We'll just give you a shout when we need to leave?" Spider-Man checks, already walking towards the portal like he knows the schedule by now.
"Yes, I suppose that will suffice," Strange confirms, rubbing his forehead.
"Alright. See you soon, Doc...sss, both of you." Spider-Man gives a two-finger salute before stepping through the portal. "Man, I know too many doctors."
The heat hits like a wall. Stifling as it is, thankfully, at least where the portal opened, it isn't humid. Just a dry heat that reeks of smoke and a hint of sulfur, in case the place being on fire wasn't obvious enough.
Ceres follows through the portal with a quick wave to Strange and a raspberry blown at Ock. They cringe at the sudden wave of heat that hits them; they're from the Southeast, but not even the summers there had heat this oppressive.
The world around them is made of pale orange rock with many jagged edges. Volcanos and rivers of lava can be seen in the distance, and there is, of course, various patches of fire around. Ceres's nose scrunches at the smell of smoke.
"I've only been to the Muspelheim in my dimension once," Ceres says, "and it was only for a little bit, so I'm not fully sure what we're getting into here. I know there's fire demons here, and Sutur might be around somewhere. Just be on the lookout." They never actually had to fight him, but they heard stories. They hope the two avoid the giant entirely.
Ceres keeps an eye out for any green among the reds and oranges of the realm. Loki can't be far; they consider asking to split up, but decide if they do get attacked it'll be better to stick together. They go silent as they scan the horizon for their lost friend.
They've only been walking a few minutes when their spider sense alerts them to something. It's seconds later they hear the footsteps quickly approaching and something metal being swung. "Look out!" Ceres turns and pushes Spidey, taking a step back after; the two barely avoid the sword that lodges in the ground between them. A creature made of fire stands at the hilt end of the weapon, raising it in preparation of another strike.
Spider-Man stumbles from the shove, recovering like the elegant superhero he is. Yeah right. That's totally what happened. He turns to look at the fire being with a sword. "Oh, that's hot." He leaps into the air, firing a web at the sword as he goes over the creature's shoulder, pulling it back. His webs won't hold long before they burn by being close to such heat, but even a second extra is an advantage he'll take.
"Not like that! I prefer my dudes looking smoking hot, dare I say smouldering, but burning? No way," he corrects, mostly talking at the fire monster whirling around to smash his sword in his general direction rather than actually discussing his preferences in people with it. He ducks to the side, circling back around to Ceres. "Sorry, I think my brain is melting. This line of jokes is like the opposite of cool," he says as an aside to them, only partially aware of the hot pun that the 'opposite of cool' is, before calling out at the creature. "Almost as uncool as your sword technique! I haven't ever used one and I know it doesn't work like a club!"
His webs won't hold a being on fire, and trying to fight fire with fists seems like a poor idea. Well, when webs and fists don't work... "Hey, ya big fireball! You ever heard of rock, web, fire? Fire may beat webs, but how about rock?" There's one benefit of a rocky terrain and a fire-guy into smashing things around, plenty of good chunks of stone to lob. And that's exactly what Spider-Man does, picking up a rock with his webs and chucking it at the fire creature. It hits, the shoulder and arm it hit dissipating into sparks and smoke. However, it still stands, and it does not seem very happy with Spider-Man for costing it its arm. "Uh, is it too late to call it a tie?" he chuckles nervously.
It's a terrible time to laugh at jokes. Ceres knows this, but they can't help but giggle at Spidey's puns. They're absolutely terrible, and that's their favorite kind.
They step back to give him space to swing the rock at the fire creature, letting out a shout of celebration as the rock collides. Their excitement is quickly wiped away as the creature still stands. "I think fire also beats rock," they quip. "But, hear me out--" they follow Spidey's attempt and use their webs to send another rock flying. "--two rocks."
The creature does not fall for this a second time, and dodges easily. Ceres blinks. "Welp, I'm out of ideas."
The creature charges them, and Ceres yelps as they dodge to the side; they attack from the back, landing a hard punch that sends the creature to the ground. They hiss as they wave their hand frantically. "Ow ow ow, that burns, ow."
While they're distracted, the creature grabs them by the ankle, sending them to the ground as well. They cry out and use their other foot to try and kick the creature away, to no avail.
Before anything else can be done, a green blast of energy slams into the creature. There is a hissing, and then silence.
"Can you not manage to avoid mortal peril for more than 5 minutes, Ceres?" The voice comes from Loki, who leans against a particularly large boulder. "I heard the sounds of battle and assumed it was you. Then I heard the terrible jokes and knew it was you." He doesn't look great; his brow is slick with sweat and he looks quite pale, even moreso than he already is. Even his voice seems a tad too raspy. He looks to Spidey. "A new friend, I presume?"
Spider-Man watches Ceres hurl the second rock, maybe feeling a little proud and fond—it's not like he meets many people, even alternate versions of himself, who are as chaotic as him aside from Deadpool who wanted to '"k-word" people and it's nice to not get eyerolls at his dumb jokes even if he doesn't mind them—but the feeling doesn't last long enough for much introspection before the creature is leaping at them. He turns his head away as Ceres lands the punch. He's made that mistake many a time. Punching fire is not an enjoyable experience
As Ceres is dragged by the ankle, Spider-Man's mask lenses widen. He steps forward, but stops in his tracks as the fiery creature is struck with some sort of bright green light.
He flinches harder than he'd like to admit. But in his defense, usually sudden bright flashes are being shot at him, not his adversaries. He cracks open his eyes, peeking at the worse for wear Loki, and drops his arms from where they were shielding his face.
"Yeah, new friend. I'm Spider-Man," he introduces himself with a wave to Loki. He walks over to Ceres, holding out his hand to help them up. "You good?" He avoided touching the fire creature, so he isn't sure how bad the burns could be from being held by the ankle.
Ceres blinks up at Spidey. "Fine. Probably." They're definitely burned, but it'll probably maybe be alright. They've healed from worse.
The teen takes his hand, allowing themself to be pulled up. They cringe slightly as the burn on their leg protests the sudden weight put on it, but they take great care not to react otherwise.
Ceres looks to Loki. "You alive?" They mean it as a joke, but Loki really doesn't look all that great. They're pretty sure he's on the verge of a heatstroke, between the unfocused look in his eyes and lack of comments thud far. Normally he would have made at least one remark about their terrible midbattle jokes after the fact. His skin isn't blue yet, though, a good sign.
They god approaches the two of them, offering a nod of greeting to Spider-Man. "Alive enough." He looks at the spot where the fire demon had been vanquished. "It will be back soon; the flames here don't stay extinguished for long." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other. "We should make haste in our exit. Proper introductions can be given when we are out of here." He'd love a rundown of what's happened while he was stuck in this place, but he'd rather be out first. A frost giant belongs in Muspelheim about as much as a penguin belongs in Florida.
Spider-Man doesn't say anything to contradict what Ceres has said about their condition, but keeps a mental note for later. He feels kind of scummy getting out of this as the only one uninjured, but that's fine. He'll just ignore it. It's not like he will end up doing something stupid—well, more stupid than usual—because of it festering.
Stop! Focus! Feel guilty later. Spider-Man has to shake off that withering feeling. "That's fine. I'm not planning to make a vacation home here or anything," he says, also looking to where the fire creature had disappeared.
Now, getting out of here. Just a shout. A literal shout, right? He doubts he has service here... or if Strange even owns a phone. "Hey, Straaangee!" he calls, looking up to the sky because he has no idea where to look. "We'd like to leave, pronto if you– oh, look at that, already there." A portal crackles open, revealing the inside of the Sanctum Sanctorum, Ock, and a weary looking Strange who sits back in an armchair the moment they step through and the portal closes, the damp, hot air fading with it.
Immediately, Loki looks quite relieved at the cold air, but his expression seems to grow sour as he realizes where they are. "Ah. Hello, Stephen." It's clear he isn't quite thrilled to be in the Sanctum Sactorum; Loki knows this isn't his Strange, but the petty rivalry he holds with the Sorcerer Supreme taints his rescue all the same.
Ock glances the group over. "You lived. How sad." Her gaze lingers on Ceres. "Though not without injury. Not all bad, then."
Ceres waltzes over and flicks Ock on the equivalent of her nose. "You're literally the worst. Hush." They turn to face the others, ignoring the murderous glare they're receiving. "So, I don't think Strange is looking up to travel right now. Are you good? You don't look good." They frown at the doctor before continuing, "...but when he is we got a road trip to K'un-Lun, and then we're home bound! Yay!" They pause, seemingly remembering something. "Weren't the Avengers looking for Loki? Should someone tell them we have him, and he's not committing war crimes like they thought he would? I'd hate to waste their time."
"I, for one, have no problem wasting their time," Loki responds. Of course he wouldn't.
Spider-Man looks between Loki and Strange, surprised by the god's animosity for the other. They have beef? Man, where's Strange been all the times my Loki's been all up in my webs and causing trouble? He frowns under the mask as Ock comments about Ceres' injury, and he'd have said something if not for the look on her face after being flicked hinting that murder is on the horizon if anyone else utters a word in her direction.
Side eyeing Loki for the attitude, Strange sits up more, an attempt to look more composed that is convincing to those who don't know him well. "I am fine. Creating portals between realms like Muspelheim is not a task I regularly perform, and for good reason: it is rather strenuous." He wipes his forehead with a handkerchief to rid it of the worst of the sweat that built up.
When Ceres poses the question of telling the Avengers, Spider-Man tilts his head. He can't believe he's agreeing with Loki here, but the Avengers were told that this Loki wasn't a threat and ignored that, so... "They've wasted their time in worse ways. It's not like they listened the first time anyway," he adds. It isn't the team player move that would increase his rapport with Earth's mightiest heroes, but he was taught by Nicholas 'tell them only what is necessary' Fury first.
"So, how about that water, huh?" Spider-Man questions rather than linger. He marches off towards where he knows the kitchen to be, pausing just before the hall. He should probably delegate the role of making sure no one dies before he leaves, even if it's only for a few seconds. Murderous, about to be murdered, exhausted, exhausted but recovering faster. "You–" He points to Loki. "–Make sure no one dies. Please? And Capey, come help me with the water." Capey floats off of Strange's shoulders, slipping towards Spider-Man, but momentarily darting back to pat Strange on the head in some sort of apology.
Capey at his side, Spider-Man takes off down the hall to raid Strange's fridge for water bottles. He may have asked Loki to make sure no one kills each other, and this definitely isn't his Loki, but he isn't going to lie and say he's willing to take his sweet time with him watching over everyone, no matter how much they agree on. However, he is willing to spend a few extra seconds hunting for whatever bandages and medical supplies he can find for Ceres' burns. He's on his way back, Capey sagging with water bottles and he nearly drops a few himself.
Loki looks like he wants to make a comment about Strange's current state (something about his magic clearly being superior and his skill level far greater,) but he decides to keep his mouth shut for once. No need to further slow down the proceedings of things; that would just make getting home harder.
Ceres can't argue with that. Not their fault the Avengers don't know how to listen.
Loki jumps a little at the sudden attention on him. He only sighs and solemnly nods when he realizes the task he's been assigned. "I will do my best." He looks around at the group; Crazed scientist, annoying sorcerer, teen with a knack for getting themself in trouble, and him. Not the worst he's worked with, somehow. He can keep them alive for a few moments while Spider-Man leaves.
Ock is not happy. She was forced into enemy territory. She knew Ceres was going to go on some heroic spiel about how she needed to return home with them and blah blah blah. She was not going to return. She was also not happy with being marched into an enemy's home, surrounded by unfamiliar sciences. She hates not knowing. She also hates this stupid truce, because the idea of pretending to be Ceres's equal is humiliating.
And now Ceres has humiliated her again by telling her to "hush." She knows attacking is a bad idea. She is outnumbered (another thing she hates.) Strange has magic and so does Loki and both spiders have considerable strength that she can take on individually but not together.
But Strange is exhausted and Loki is too and Ceres is injured. Spider-Man is gone and so is the cape and even if she cannot win she can at least prove she is better. That's what she tells herself, anyways. She really just wants a fight.
Ceres's shouts can be heard before Spider-Man even enters the room. When he does enter, Ock has Ceres pinned against the floor with a tentacle, Loki is shouting something while summoning what little magic he can muster, Ceres is shouting about their truce and telling Ock to let go, and Strange is watching in bewilderment.
It's not until Ock sees Spider-Man that she lets go. The odds are against her again; she cannot win if he is here. Loki and Strange can't fight well and Ceres won't kill her but she still isn't sure about the other Spider. "Should've stabbed you quicker," she hisses under her breath, glaring daggers at Ceres. She could have done it and ran and been done with this.
Ceres, still on the floor, ignores their entire predicament and only holds out their hand towards the water. "Can you pass me one?"
Spider-Man stands in the doorway, gobsmacked, bewildered, discombobulated, all of the above and more. "Not even a minute. I wasn't even– okay..." he sighs. He doesn't bother looking to Loki for an explanation. He may have been saddled with the responsibility for the group, but Spider-Man can easily guess he has no hand in what happened. He really didn't expect Ock to choose murder in the span of a few seconds.
"Was my Ock this murder-y? With the whole dissecting thing, maybe" he mutters into his hand, looking up at the high ceiling. His Ock has backstabbed many times during their so-called truces, but he can't recall one while in such a disadvantageous position. He doesn't pay any mind to the expression Strange has; he must have overheard, but it's not like Spider-Man could be bothered to figure out if it's confusion or concern on his face.
He nods as Ceres asks for a water, taking one from Capey and handing it to them. "I've also got bandages," he says, not intending to leave much of a choice in whether or not they are taken. Burns aren't his strong suit when it comes to treating them—most of his solutions are to merely slap a bandage on it anyway—but hopefully Ceres or Loki know how. Strange probably would know, but his hands don't seem to be very steady at the moment. Capey lays out the rest of the water bottles and the roll of bandages out on an end table before returning to Strange, dropping one of the bottles into his lap.
"As for you." Spider-Man looks towards Ock, not bothering to put on a show of disappointment. He knows his opinion doesn't matter to her. Though he does appreciate that she at least stopped trying to kill Ceres once he walked in, even if it wasn't because of anything besides realizing the odds are against her. "We had a deal. You don't do that–" He waves his hand around to gesture to the scene that just occurred. "–And you'd get to stay in my universe while we figure out the whole Norma thing. I'm already going to have to fight thirty different people to keep you out of a cell during your stay, never mind how many I'll have to fight to keep you in this universe, so don't make it harder for me by trying to kill people, no matter how much they snub or mock you." He would stand up for Ock against all those people, but when it comes to her realizing that, he might just be talking to a wall, so he adds on one more thing. "You're smart. That much is obvious. Don't throw it all away with a stupid decision." He's still unfamiliar with how exactly this Ock works, but intellect matters a lot to his Ock, so he may as well try to feed into her ego that way.
"And we'll try to avoid antagonizing each other too much." He looks over his shoulder at Ceres. He's guilty of doing the same with his Ock, so he can't blame them, not when their Ock was also chiming in with similar comments and starting things, but rising to the challenge given by someone operating on a hairpin trigger doesn't help. As fun as it can be when there's no injury impeding one's ability to move.
Spider-Man walks over to the table, grabbing a water bottle and sitting on the floor, hoping that's a clear enough signal that it is chill time and attempted murder is not allowed. They need some time to recuperate before they go to K'un-Lun that isn't spent trying to fight or correct each other. Loki and Strange likely need it most out of everyone here.
Ock scowls. She hates orders. She does not want to listen to Spider-Man. But even she must acknowledge that he holds the cards here -- he's the one who will make the choice to let her stay, he's the one who can pull the strings to keep her off the filthy streets of this planet if she does. If that means putting off her plans of murder until a more opportune time, so be it. She grumbles, but sits down and does not engage any further.
If it comes down to it, she's not sure whether she'd pick her own freedom or Ceres's death. Freedom runs the risk of recapture. Ceres's death runs the risk of her own. For now, though, the possibility of both was still on the table. She just needed to play her cards right.
Ceres looks away as they're chastised. That was fair; they really weren't helping the already tense relations here. They're not going to promise it won't happen again, but they'll at least think about it before they do anything stupid, a step above their usual "act fast, think of consequences later" attitude. They sit up, cracking open the bottle they were handed and taking a long sip.
Loki takes the bandages and tosses them to Ceres before he takes a seat on the floor as well, slowly sipping at his own water. He hates to admit it, but the heat did get to him. He's far from full strength. At least he didn't have to push his already sparse seiðr reserves to keep Ock from murdering Ceres. He'd done a relatively alright job keeping the teen from dying so far; it'd be a shame to have all that hard work thrown away because he didn't have enough magic in him to stop their murder.
Ceres removes their boot and looks over the damage to their leg. It wasn't as bad as they first thought -- their boots took the brunt of the damage, partially burnt away from the heat. The ankle itself is red and blistered, on the worse side of a second degree burn, but their healing factor is already taking care of it. They wrap it loosely.
"My shoes got messed up," they sigh, holding up the burnt boot. "It's gonna take so long to fix this thing." They'd have to get new materials -- and that meant a trip back to the planet they'd got them from, and a trip to the planet they got their specific dye from, and then they'd have to figure out a way to make the patch look seamless-- ugh. Too much work. They groan, propping their chin on their fist.
Spider-Man's shoulders slump with relief as everyone sits down. No one is going to kill the other, and now he has time to think. Procuring a plane ride to K'un-Lun won't be as easy as pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Is pulling a rabbit out of a hat easy? Or do magicians just make it look easy? He shakes his head. Focus is important, not parlor tricks.
Opening his water bottle, he rolls his mask above his nose before taking a sip. He takes a peek as Ceres wraps their ankle, not completely satisfied with the dressing, but he understands why it was done so. He drums his fingers against his water bottle, looking away. As Ceres complains about their boot, he nods. Costume damage always sucks, but better the suit than them.
I could ask Danny for a ride to K'un-Lun. He rules the place, after all, has a jet, and it would be cheaper and quicker than a commercial flight. It would just be a matter of avoiding the Avengers' efforts to catch Loki under their assumptions that he's the same as their Loki. Smuggling a god out of New York in a private jet. No biggie. Maybe a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet would be better. Fury is used to me "borrowing" anyway. Facing Fury's wrath is more appealing than possibly dealing with angry and unreasonable Avengers, and risking Danny's identity. Of course Rand would have to go on the side of the jet, or at least it was from what Spider-Man remembers.
Airlines are immediately out of the option anyway. Loki is well-known enough that getting on a flight would be impossible, and that's without considering what reaction Ock would garner with her charming fishiness. So, S.H.I.E.L.D. jet it is.
He shrugs. Stealing a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet is easy enough. Leaning back on his hands, he speaks up, "We'll take a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet to K'un-Lun. It'll take a bit, but quicker than an airline." Flying to Latveria had taken six hours, so this may take nine or less. He can't imagine it taking more.
Loki raises an eyebrow at the spider. "Are we borrowing a jet, or taking a jet?" He's well aware of his infamous status in most places; he doubts it's any different in this timeline. He has no issue with stealing, but the fact a hero such as Spider-Man would be willing to forgo such morals to ensure he (and Ceres) made it to safety was at least a little touching, if not reckless.
Ceres takes another sip of their water, glancing between the two. They're pretty sure they already know the answer; S.H.I.E.L.D. would never willingly transport Loki to anywhere but a jail cell. That's not even mentioning the bad taste Ock would probably put in their mouths. "Don't they fly around in a giant airship thingy? Gonna be hard to sneak in."
Loki hums. "I think I could conjure up a few cloaking spells. It's a little harder to work them around technology than magic, but given enough time..." He taps his chin as he thinks. He could manage to mask the four for a brief period once he recovered a bit more strength. Once they're on, it's a matter of avoiding the agents on board.
Ceres grins. "Sounds like a plan." Half a plan, really, but better than what they usually work with. "Dibs on flying the jet out!" Flying a jet is probably just like flying a spaceship, right? They have plenty of experience in that, and they kind of miss flying around fast. "Think I could do a barrel roll?"
"If you make any attempt at such a thing, I will kill you, truce be damned." Ock scowls at them. She could offer her services -- she could disable the cameras, the radar, the sensors, she could send the damned ship into the ground if she wanted, but she has no wish to help Ceres beyond what is required of her.
"I'm going to give it back, so borrowing." Without permission. It's fine, Spider-Man knows that much. Fury likes him, he gets results, and whatever third thing that isn't him pulling his rank, means that he gets a lot of grace even though he doesn't follow orders. "You mean the Tricarrier?" he supplies. Getting onto it would be difficult without webs and flying. Last he checked, Ock and Loki can't fly, though the latter might be able to with a spell. "It docks in the river. Flying all the time would be a huge cost of energy, and it would be hard to get heroes who don't fly aboard."
He holds a hand over his mouth as he thinks. "There's S.H.I.E.L.D. tunnels at my old high school from when me and my team used to go there. They would hook up to the Helicarrier when it was under water, would probably do the same with the Tricarrier. We're only five, right?" He looks over everyone here, counting heads. Himself, Ceres, Loki, Ock, Strange (and Capey). That's five, thankfully. One more and seating would get awkward.
"So, check with Coulson if the tunnels still work, get to Midtown, get onto the Tricarrier, grab a jet, and fly out before the Tricarrier has fully breached that water and it's safe for other jets to pursue," Spider-Man says simply, though it won't be that simple because when is it ever? "Uh, actually, how likely is everyone to kill me if I suggest we take the sewers to get to Midtown to avoid all of New York from seeing us march into a school?" He knows going through the sewers is far from a fan favorite—not like he enjoys the smell either—but after dealing with the Lizard, he's found them to be a decent way to avoid prying eyes, and it keeps potential dangers out of the streets (Ock, cough cough).
Strange's eyes narrow. Hoofing it in the sewers is the opposite of appealing to the normal person. Strange, who has managed to avoid the messier aspects of working with Spider-Man thus far, is likely much less pleased. "Spider-Man, that is–"
"Genius, right?" he interrupts hopefully, knowing very well that it is the opposite. It's mostly to be an annoyance. Satisfied watching Strange's eye twitch, he concedes, "Or we can try Loki's cloaking spell idea and wait a bit so everyone's tip-top... or as close as can be."
"I have no opposition to the sewer approach." Ock taps the outside of her helmet. "Not like I could smell it." She didn't have much of a sense of smell anyways, but that's besides her point.
Ceres makes a face. They've been to planets that smell like nothing but sulfer and rotten eggs, and it sucks, but they can do it if they have to. "If it keeps us from getting swarmed by the guys with the guns, I'm down." They don't really wanna get in a fight with The Avengers, or SHIELD, or whoever else. For one, they would have to restrain themself more than normal, because they don't want to seriously hurt the good guys. For two, they don't trust Ock not to kill anyone. For three, they don't exactly trust Loki not to pull a violent stunt either. Not that he'd kill anyone (not while they're watching, at least, but that's a different conversation,) but he'd feel a lot less worse about injuring people who were just doing their job. Especially if the Thor of this dimension was involved in the fight. They can tell that if there weren't consequences for punching his Thor in the face, he would've already. Punching a Thor that he'll never have to see again? Loki wouldn't think twice. They can handle a smelly trip to avoid bloodshed.
Loki nods. "If we must." He mentally goes through a catalog of spells he knows -- can he restrict his sense of smell? He can definitely make a small shield of sort around his boots to avoid stepping in anything... unsavory. Strange doesn't seem all that thrilled to go into the sewer, which is all the more reason to go.
He briefly debates commenting on how the sewer will hardly be a change from how Ceres normally lives, but restrains himself. He's been on their ship. It's exactly what one would expect from a teenager who'd been left to live alone with zero rules or repercussions. At least they've improved since their younger years.
"Sorry, Doc, popular vote," Spider-Man says, not at all apologetic as he looks over to Strange, who merely sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose. Spider-Man stands up, shaking out his legs even though he hasn't been sitting for long. "I'll check that the tunnels are still working before we go." If not just to prevent his murder if they go into the sewers for nothing.
He prepares to call Coulson on his wrist communicator, but pauses. The thing is basically permanently on speaker, and he still isn't sure how exactly the camera works for his communicator, so catching either Loki or Ock in frame would be less than ideal. He would step out if it weren't for the previous experience of Ock trying to kill Ceres the second he did. She likely wouldn't try again, but call him cautious.
So, instead he jumps up to the ceiling. He hates the ceiling in the Sanctum Sanctorum because Strange's idea of decor is tiled ceilings, intricately engraved with eyes that protrude and actually open. He avoids stepping on the eyes, obviously, as he stands upside down on the ceiling.
There. He's still in the room but there's no way anyone else will be in frame. Everyone will likely still hear the conversation, but that isn't something he's too worried about. It just means he won't have to repeat himself. He calls Coulson.
"Spider-Man," greets just about the most boring voice one can imagine. Most would not imagine the owner of the voice to be one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s highest ranking agents, or maybe you would if S.H.I.E.L.D. comes off that boring.
"Coulson, do the tunnels at Midtown to the Tricarrier still work?" Spider-Man can tell immediately that his question has him surprised, but it's not like anyone knows of his little mission to harbor Loki and Ock away from the Avengers.
"They should. Why? Can you not get onto the Tricarrier your usual way?" Being firing a web while it's up in the sky and hauling himself up. "Can the alternate spider you're with not reach it with their webs?" Coulson continues, clearly aware of the story he gave the Avengers; he's showing Ceres around New York while the 'adults' look for Loki and Ock.
"What? Who told you?" It does save him from having to repeat his lie, but getting snitched on to Coulson of all people, that bugs him. No pun intended.
"Black Widow. It's important to know the whereabouts of beings from other universes... or if someone responsible is watching them."
"Yeah, that make sense– Wait, responsible? Me?" He acts shocked, putting a hand to his chest. "Shucks, ya think?" Maybe making a show of being bashful is laying it on thick, but the bigger the performance, the easier he can dodge the questions he was asked. "What else do you think about me?" he fishes for more praise, fully expecting the eye roll and end of the call. "And we're good to go," he says to the group, proudly putting his hands on his hips and looking up (down?) at them.
Ock watches the interaction with mild interest. The watch is a piece of technology from this world she can understand, much unlike the magic she's been surrounded with. A part of her wants to take it, disassemble it, figure out what makes it tick. Unfortunate the spider would most definitely not allow her to do so. Perhaps she can sneak it off his wrist when he is not looking.
Unlikely. He is stronger. He will kill you. Foolish thought.
Ceres shoots Spidey a thumbs up and a grin. They can't say they haven't pulled similar schemes to get out of calls or keep cover; it's crazy how much pretending to make people inflate your ego make them not want to talk to you.
"Can't believe Widow's a nark. Well-- I can, actually. But still." They awkwardly cough and clear their throat. "Alright, gang, let's get this show on the road!" They stand, testing the weight on their ankle. It barely hurts, so they'll probably be fine. They look to the two resident magic users.
"You two good?" They were the only others affected by the fight in Muspelheim, after all. Not everyone had a healing factor.
Loki nods and downs the rest of his water before standing. "I am ready. Let's get this over with, shall we?" He brushes past the others, knowing that he can make it outside the labyrinth of a house without help from Strange. He's starting to feel a little stuffy with all the people in the room. "Meet you all outside, assuming the good doctor needs another moment. I know magic takes more out of ameatur sorcerers." As he walks, his jacket shortens. He can do the walk, but he'd rather not have to clean stains out of his clothes. Gross.
Ceres watches him walk out with a mildly annoyed look. They were doing a okay-ish job olaying nice with Ock; why couldn't he at least try?
They roll their eyes as they turn back to Strange. "Ignore him. You good?"
The jab is, well, expected of Loki. Spider-Man can't say he's shocked. "If you let me do magic, I could really give him a taste of amateur sorcerer, a good whiff of grape-scented webs and all!" he chimes in, making vaguely magic gestures with his hands.
"I will be fine." Strange says, giving Ceres a grateful nod as he pushes himself up. He looks to Spider-Man with the patience of a saint—honestly, the man has put up with his nonsense more than most other adult heroes, so the fact he hasn't been smote by the icy tendrils of ikthalon is quite the feat—and a raised eyebrow. "Why would the Eye of Agamotto grant you 'grape-scented' webs?"
"Because they were purple, so I'm pretty sure they smelled like grapes," Spider-Man reasons as he begins to trail after Loki, slow enough that he can make sure Strange is genuinely fine and not acting tough. Whether the wizard will be going around with a spring in his step is to be debated, but he's walking well enough.
"I believe that is what you call a placebo effect."
"Nah, I'm pretty sure it was real." Strange looks to Ceres and Ock with disbelief on his face, as if making sure that he wasn't the only one hearing this. "Anyway, let's not leave ye old prince of all things green out in the concrete jungle too long," Spider-Man decides, pushing open the door of the Sanctum Sanctorum and holding it open with his foot for everyone else to file through.
Ceres walks on the other side of Doctor Strange, nodding along. "Yeah, no, purple definitely means grape flavored. I'm an expert on purple things; you see the suit? Definitely tastes like grapes." They look back to Ock, partially to make sure she was actually following, partially to bother her by asking, "What about you? You think if I made purple webs, they'd be grape flavored?"
Ock stares, deadpan. "I do not know what a grape is, Spider. My planet does not have the same food as yours."
Ceres blinks. "We gotta get you some grapes," they decide, exiting the Sanctum Sanctorum. Ock mumbles something under her breath, no doubt an insult.
Loki is already outside when they get there. He's leaned against a wall, watching the crowd move outside. He gives the group a short glance as they exit; he doesn't say much, but he doesn't look particularly excited.
"I've never actually been to high school," Ceres comments, ignoring their grumpy friend. "Is it like the movies?" They stopped going in the middle of elementary; getting abducted by aliens does make finishing education a little hard
Spider-Man is content with his grape conversation starter, which wasn't exactly what he intended, but it's sure fun. And he learned something new, well, realized something, since it does make sense that this Ock wouldn't know what a grape is, but he definitely didn't think about that. He wonders what vegetation her planet has. Does it have fruits? He can't recall any fruits that grow under water, but aliens, so cool flora and fauna.
If Ock is going to stay in his universe, she's definitely getting asked about that. Science, biology, stuff to bond over. They'll absolutely be besties in no time.
He looks over to Ceres as they talk about high school, or lack thereof. "That really depends on the movie—it definitely wasn't like Mean Girls—and who you ask. I mean, if you ask me, I'm pretty sure I got bullied by a guy who took notes from movies from the 80s," he stage whispers, even though Flash is not around to hear it. "I don't think I got the normal high school experience anyway between who I was friends with and the whole superhero thing." He pulls at the chest of his suit. "Most of the time it was chill, though, if you knew what you were learning."
He pauses at the edge of the property of the Sanctum Sanctorum, checking for witnesses outside of the illusion barrier before moving towards the nearest manhole cover and lifting it with his webs. "Just don't get in the water. It's not the stinkiest place in New York, but, y'know, stay on the side walkways." He wishes it were merely a sewer for storm runoff, but older parts of the city, so older sewage systems. At least he knows how to get just about anywhere through the sewers thanks to all of his time spent trying to track down the Lizard.
So long as no one murders each other, he can handle some sour moods. If it weren't for how often he's fallen into gross things, he would be bothered too. For the sake of everyone's safety, he'll try to lead them to Midtown High quickly. They could probably make it in 15 minutes if everyone kept up the pace.
Strange lets out a suffering sigh, staring into the manhole with as much disdain as Spider-Man thinks he's ever seen on him. The wizard floats down, shying away from the ladder like brushing against it will infect him with some unheard of sickness, even though it looks very clean for where it leads. He gingerly lands on the walkway with a click of his heels.
Ceres nods along to Spidey's explaination. They didn't expect anything spectacular, really, though they do sometimes wonder what it would've been like to go. They'd be graduating this year, if not for the alien abduction thing.
Ceres is the first to go down after Strange, placing their hands and feet on either side of the ladder and sliding down. Their face wrinkles when they reach the bottom. Not the smelliest they've dealt with (they've been on a handful of sulfer-filled planets,) but still far from pleasant. They move to stand next to Strange as the next person descends.
Neither Loki nor Ock moves first. They both look at each other, Loki with annoyance and Ock with disdain. "I will be last, thank you. I do not trust any of you not to stab me the moment my back is turned," Ock hisses.
Loki opens his mouth to retort, but seems to think better of himself. The faster he gets this done, the faster he gets to go home and get off Midgard. He sighs heavily. "As long as you agree not to make any attempts on my life, doctor." He leaps down, stopping just an inch above the floor. He hates this, very much so, but he does take mild pleasure in watching Strange's face morph into one of disgust.
Spider-Man is not shocked to hear the distrust in Ock's statement. It's not like his Ock was much different, aside from when he was maniacally trying to dissect him. She and Loki seem to resolve, or at the very least ignore, the issue, which is better than what he and his team would have done in their early days. Not that anyone here, aside from Ceres to an extent, would like to hear that they are being compared to a team. A temporary alliance with heavy emphasis on temporary would be the closest he could say without getting hurt by someone.
"What? Me too?" That is what last means, he knows, but being just a little difficult is in his nature. "What would I even stab you with?" He displays his empty hands. "This suit doesn't come with pockets."
With a sigh, he complies, beginning down the ladder. "Fine! But if you don't come down after me, you bet your helmet you'll be coming down here in a web cocoon. His hand raises out of the manhole to point threateningly at Ock, likely losing some of its power as his stern expression is lost due to the fact he's going down a ladder.
Once he reaches the bottom, Spider-Man turns and does a quick headcount, not that he has to worry since they're already in here with him. "You're good to come down, Ock!" His voice echoes off of the round walls, mixing with the quiet lap of water. He listens as best he can for footsteps running away from the manhole.
Realizing the darkness covering just about everything besides the circle of light from the manhole—yes, it took him a second to notice, alright? Night vision has been a feature in his suit for years—he fiddles with the spider emblem on his chest until it clicks and a circle of light hits the floor ahead of him. One of the newer features S.H.I.E.L.D. added which is definitely in need of tweaking. The flashlight only casts a small amount of light... and who knows when he last remembered to charge it. Not that he uses it often anyway. If all else fails, he could ask Strange or Loki to light their way.
There's a few moments where Spidey receives no response-- just long enough that it begins to feel plausible that Ock might have taken off and made an escape attempt -- before the doctor lowers herself down with her tentacles. She glances around. "Let's get this over with. I do not like cramped spaces."
Ceres pulls their mask a little lower over their face, though it's unfortunately too short to pull over their nose. Stupid younger them wanting to show off their stupid fangs.
They glances at the light from Spidey's chest; they don't wanna be mean, but it's kinda dim. Probably not enough to lead 5 people (6, counting the cape) through the sewers without at least one tripping.
(That is a funny thought, though. They kinda hope it's Ock.)
Loki seems to have a similar thought. He steps forward, a small orb of light forming and hovering over his palm. He looks expectantly at Spider-Man. "Lead the way." He walks briskly, subtly glancing at Strange every now and then, mostly to see if the Doctor is suffering as much as Loki hoped
He stares up, tense as he waits for Ock to come down. His shoulders drop as she finally does. "Yeah, I'll bet," Spider-Man agrees, forgetting for a moment that she hasn't experienced the same as his own Ock and therefore was not cooped up in an underwater lab in the Hudson—the same one they both nearly drowned in, but that's not a thought he's entertaining now—like his Ock was. Though, Spider-Man gets it. Old, stacked bricks, running water, darkness all around; what wouldn't go wrong?
He shakes his head. No time for that now. They're at the third base, or third plate, or whatever, near the finish line. Noticing the glow of the magic, he gives Loki a nod of thanks. "Let's get out of here."
He doesn't turn off his own poor 'flashlight', any light is good light, and he doesn't want to search for the button again. Taking the lead, Spider-Man sets off down the sewer tunnel, peering down each fork in the sewer and counting over the sets of footsteps behind him. With the echoes and the fact that a third, counting Capey, are floating, footsteps isn't the best method to make sure everyone is here, but he's mostly worried about Ock and Strange because one may run away and the other's footsteps are dragging.
Strange's face is stony, the usual for the sorcerer, his eyes set forward as if he can see despite the darkness looming outside of Loki's magic and strands of his own hair hanging in his face. He's keeping up fine enough, even if his boots are not clicking against the stone path, instead scraping quietly, definitely mucking up the bright yellow color. Strange has had better days, but he has definitely looked worse than the tired expression he has now.
The water rushes down another tunnel, creating a cacophony as it moves past them. The water pours out of the channel, basically a man-made waterfall, into a larger, dimly lit chamber. It is not where they're headed, but it's a decent marker that lets Spider-Man know they're close. "We're almost there. Careful around the water. It's a bigger fall than it looks and the water is fast," he warns, looking back at everyone. He's only been halfway down the drop when chasing the Lizard, and it wasn't fun to get back up.
Ceres walks a few minutes with the rest of the group before deciding to slow down a little and follow from the rear; Spidey leads, and they keep an eye on things.
They don't really know Strange well enough to know his baseline, but they're pretty sure it's usually better than this. They feel a little bad for making him hold the portal open so long; it clearly took more out of him than they thought it would.
Maybe they were just used to Loki's level of stamina. He was an Asgardian (kind of? Jotuun by birth, but he stayed shifted into an Asgardian form) and thus already had a bit of an advantage endurance-wise, and had Strange beat in the magic game by a few centuries. Maybe most people would get super tired after magic usage.
When they're not making sure Strange isnt going to pass out they watch Ock. She clearly does not like having Ceres follow behind her, and keeps shooting the spider glares sharp enough to cut. She does this again and Ceres sticks out their tongue, earning a low grumble from the scientist.
They decide, after a moment, that the ceiling looks cleaner than the floor, and silently use a web to crawl up and begin following the group from above. It's completely unnecessary but it's fun!
The walk continues on for another few minutes before Spider-Man stops, looking up at the manhole cover above them. "This should be it." He pulls himself up onto the ladder.
"Should?" Strange echoes, clearly eager to get out of the sewer tunnel.
"Yes, should, because the conclusive data–" He gestures to the manhole cover and presumably outside of it. "–hasn't been observed yet. It's a hypothesis."
"You said you knew where to go." At this point, Strange is just making it difficult for the sake of it, at least, that's what Spider-Man is assuming because it's a nicer thing to believe than the idea that Strange still thinks he's incompetent after all of their missions together. He's just being grouchy.
"Duh, but you don't say something is absolute until you can prove it. That's basic science. I thought you were a doctor." He sighs dramatically, "And here I was trying to bond." He climbs up the ladder the rest of the way, pushing open the manhole cover—only gritting his teeth a little at the scrape of metal on asphalt—and poking his head out. "Here we are. See? Told you!" He crawls fully out, checking his surroundings before sticking his head back in. "You're good to come up. One at a time, please." That probably didn't need stating, but he's had moments where his teammates all tried to go through a door at once.
Strange steps back, looking between Ceres, Loki, and Ock and waiting for someone to indicate they would like to go first. Despite his grouchiness, he can remember his manners and that everyone wants out of here just as bad as him.
Ceres watches the banter, turning their head to track who's speaking. They hold back a giggle at the antics.
Ock doesn't hesitate to take up Spider-Man's offer; she's out within seconds, cursing about the cramped space they entire way up. Ceres tilts their head as she leaves and follows quickly after; they still dont trust her not to bolt.
Loki shoots Strange a glance. "You first, Doctor. You look terrible." His voice is laced with fake worry, very clearly a mockery. Somewhere deep down, Loki knows that now is not really the time to be difficult; everyone is tired and hurt and on edge. However, that part is very very very deep down and Loki has no intentions of paying it any mind. The immediate satisfaction of making fun of Strange (even though it's not his Strange) is too good not to pass up.
Surprised by Ock's eagerness to get out, Spider-Man bites back the urge to retort and warn her about language while near schools. He likes being alive. Though he did think out of all of them, Ock would have been the most okay with the sewer thing, especially with how she responded before. But honestly? Same. The sewers around Midtown High are annoyingly small.
In the sewer, Strange gives Loki a dark glower, clicking his tongue, "Tch, then I suppose it is a good thing I do not concern myself with such things as vanity." He completely ignores the implications of looking terrible, focusing on the appearance aspect instead before he pushes himself up the ladder, mostly using Capey to float up rather than touch the rungs with his hands.
Once everyone is back in the light of day, Spider-Man toes the manhole cover back into place. He gestures for everyone to follow and leads them to the high school's iron gates. "Just to be very clear, I don't go here anymore, so if you're going to try and kill me, don't waste your time here," he announces, kind of useless considering roughly half of the group is going back to their own universe, and hopefully the rest don't try and kill him. But it's better to be safe than sorry. No way is anyone going to get hurt because of him. The front yard of the school is decorated with sparse trees and a bench that seems to be more graffiti than wood at this point.
Through the glass doors are beige walls and multi-colored tile floors in a pattern that is slightly off-center. There's a trophy case and a few student artworks high on the walls, and the echo of the whistled tune from the janitor.
"The plan is to go to detention—you'll see why in a moment—and when we get to the Tri-Carrier be ready to follow me and run. These two–" He gestures to Loki and Ock. "–aren't going to be popular in a good way. No offense." How much the tagged on consolation helps, he can't imagine much, but it's easier than getting into not only his history but the Avengers' history with Loki and Ock. They have a whole flight to discuss that if they really want to know.
Loki takes great satisfaction in getting under Strange's skin, if only a little. He follows immediately behind Strange, the second-to-last to exit in front of only Spider-Man.
"Killing you here would be a disservice to those actually trying to learn," Ock responds dryly. "I would wait until school was out."
The group trails behind Spider-Man, following as he leads them in. Ceres runs a hand along the wall as they walk, taking in the vibes of the place. It really isnt all that much different from the movies, appearance wise. If anything, it looks less exciting. They can't imagine they missed much by skipping out on the school thing entirely.
They perk a little at the sound of whistling. Their group is a little big, and they aren't sure how stealthy Ock can be (not that Ceres themself is awfully sneaky.) They think about bringing it up, but Spidey has the same super senses they do, and he's not commenting on it. It's... probably fine.
"Rodger," they hum as Spidey explains the plan. "Ock can run fast. Right, Ock?"
They receive a dead-pan look in response. Ceres offers a lopsided grin before turning away from their fishy sorta-enemy. "We'll be good."
"Glad to know you have standards," Spider-Man replies to Ock's maybe eventual plan to murder him. Not killing him in front of a bunch of teenagers is much appreciated. He's not going to mention that the school is technically closed right now, though, just to be safe.
Spider-Man nods as Ceres confirms what he hopes is actually true. So long as everyone can keep up they will be fine. He turns into one of the classrooms, letting everyone in before shutting the door. "Take a seat in any chair, no feet on the tables."
Once everyone is seated, Spider-Man sits down himself. "No one gets motion sick here, right?" he asks, but he doesn't give much time to respond before switching something under the desk and the chairs give way and they are falling into the tunnels that had opened into the floor. Strange lets out a surprised shout. Travelling through the separated tunnels, having landed on much softer chairs, is a lot of fast and sudden turns as the wind rushes past them. The only sign that the others are still around is the echo of their voices—notably Strange's cursing with each bend.
Ceres flinches, but quickly adjusts to the new speed. They figure that one, Spider-Man probably wouldn't be trying to kill them via slide, and two, if they were in real danger, their spider sense would be going off like crazy. It's been a while since they've been on a slide, anyways, and it's fun!
Ock, of course, starts cursing out everyone involved, both in English and in her native tongue. "WE AGREED ON A TRUCE, YOU BACKSTABBING LYING--" Ceres still has that translator in their neck and decides it might be best the others (excluding loki) can't understand the names she's calling them all. They're not very flattering.
Loki, much like Strange, swears as he hits a bend and screams something about a warning being appreciated.
When they are finally dropped at their destination, Ceres is the only of the three to land on their feet. They watch as Loki stands, brushing his pants legs off and mumbling something about undignified travel methods.
Ock stumbles to her feet, looking as if she wants to kill everyone in the room. She locks eyes with Spider-Man and charges, yelling in her native tongue again, before she can actually reach or attack Spidey, she's pulled back by blue webs. Ceres wags their finger at the scientist. "Play nice, c'mon. We're almost there." Ock snarls at them, but does not approach again. Not immediately.
Spider-Man does his best to keep his laughter contained. He fared no better his first time doing that, but it is still funny. However, he still does prepare for an attempt on his life from Ock, for obvious reasons, or Loki, mostly from past experiences with his version of the god rather than any beef with this one. He seems chill actually.
Upon seeing Ceres stick the landing, Spider-Man cheers, "Hey! Look at that! I wasn't able to do tha– uh-oh." He leaps to the ceiling after spotting the murderous intent in Ock's eyes. "Can I just mention that killing me now would be a really bad idea?" he utters quickly. "I mean, between 50 feet of water and– nevermind."
Being antagonistic won't help. Unfortunately for his sharp tongue, he has to be the mature one. "We can deal with the issues you have with me after we all get out of the enclosed space with armed agents at every corner."
He cautiously lowers himself from the ceiling. "And that's not an invitation to attack me on the jet either," he adds, forcing his posture to relax. He has no reason to try and make himself look bigger. "Let's get going. I don't want to know how many people heard all of that." He peeks out of the doorway. Not to mention whoever monitors the entrances from the school counted three extra arrivals than the two Coulson probably allowed. Things are going to get busy fast.
"So, we cool?" he asks, firing a web at each camera in the room, and at those in the hallway in both directions. The longer he can keep S.H.I.E.L.D. guessing where they are going, the less they may have to run.
Ock doesn't respond, but she doesn't make any moves to attack again, either, so Ceres figures it's probably fine to let go of the webs holding the scientist back. Ock huffs. Not a real answer, but she doesn't seem like she's going to kill anyone yet.
Loki raises his hands, a green glow emanating from them for a moment. After a brief moment, the light snakes around the rest the group, and everyone becomes a translucent sort of mint shade.
"We can see each other," Loki hums, "but no one else should be able to see us. They can still hear, though. I cannot guarantee it blocks us from camera view; the spell only suggests passerby dont see us, but becomes less effective through the lens of technology. Keep your guard up and be quiet." He gives a nod to Spider-Man. "Lead the way, Spider."
(If he sends a smug look to Strange, Ceres doesnt notice.)
Ceres glances around at the group before sending their gaze back to Spidey. They follow when he leads, eager to get where they need to go; stealth missions have never been their strong suit. Add on the fact at least one of their party members is of the "it counts as stealth if everyone who could snitch is unconscious," and they feel quite a few nerves.
As Loki raises his hands, Spider-Man only panics a little bit, watching everyone go translucent. He looks at his own arms briefly before he looks to Loki as he explains the spell. "You got it. Go team," he says. Now, this was the kind of dysfunctional team he could manage.
He turns and waves for everyone to follow him. Quiet was not something he practiced often, but he knows how to keep his mouth shut and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s floors muffle footsteps pretty well. Imagine the clang of the heavy boots on metal floors without some sort of sound dampening; that's why they muffle sound. He still takes care to fire a web at the cameras in their path and randomly opening the metal doors around them in a continued effort to make their trail difficult to follow.
The walk to the hangar was peaceful enough. Spider-Man only stopped them once with a raise of his hand as a pair of S.H.I.E.L.D. guards walked by, chatting to each other about someone stealing lunches in the break room. The doors to the hangar wooshed open and they all stepped inside.
Spider-Man heard the gun readying before the guard could demand, "Who's there?"
"A ghost. Now don't cause any trouble," Spider-Man instructs, webbing one of the guards hands to the wall. The gun still raises, unsteady since it is unsupported. He sighs dramatically, webbing the muzzle and pulling it from the guard's hand. They struggle to pull their hand free before coming to a stop, staring at a big red button that likely spells trouble for the group. "No. Don't even–" The heel of their boot slams onto the button. "Ooh, you're a pain." At least all of them are already here.
He walks up to the desk, not bothering with the button; the alarm has been set off. Instead, he grabs the pack of sticky notes and writes out "Sorry!" with a quick spider drawing, in case the webs weren't obvious enough, and a second note saying "Good guard!" with an arrow pointing down. He sticks both to the guard's helmet. "Just one sec, guys," he calls, opening up the desktop and typing something rapidly, giving himself access to the bay door controls.
He glances up at Ceres. "You said you wanted to fly, right? Take your pick." There wasn't much variation in the models of S.H.I.E.L.D. jets, but some were thin and others bulkier, all in shades of gray or black. "Getting out of the hanger will need some trust. Now that the alarm has been hit, the Tri-Carrier is going to be breaching the surface of the Hudson. I'm going to override the doors so we can get out before it's technically safe. So long as we go up, we'll be fine and have a head start." Spider-Man explains.
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Tony was in his lab, music on full blast. Usually he blasted old rock hits, but a song he hadn't heard since his college days, one that Rhodey had put him onto, came on. Work was abandoned and Tony had started to dance like no one was watching. No one could resist this song.
' The last time we had a party
It ended when the sun came out
That's why your mama told you that you couldn't go out
Stay in the house
Bad boy '
Tony glided against the floor as if he was Fred Astaire. He never told anyone that before he was shipped off, he actually wanted to go to Juilliard, but his father didn't permit it, despite his mother letting him take dance classes in his early teens to 'get him away from science for a bit'
Tony continued to dance and spin to the song, as if he was rehearsing a choreographed performance, unaware that eyes were watching him from the doorway.
When Spider-Man had heard the song through the door, he figured Tony was just going through a different playlist, switching things up a little while he worked in the lab. Which, in Spider-Man's eyes, was a good a time as any to be a bother. He already came all this way purely with the intent to bug someone and the getting a peek at the gadgets in Tony's lab was the cherry on the cake. He did have full intent to interrupt Tony, just not during an apparent dance number.
Honestly, he was not sure what to do now. Back up and never speak of this again? Tease the man? Compliment him? After all, Tony definitely had a better rhythm than him, and knew how to dance.
He decided on a mix of the latter two. "Wow, all that and you still tank hits on the battlefield? I'm pretty sure if you brought those moves out your enemies would be too in awe to attack you." Spider-Man leaned against the doorway, arms crossed and hoping his mask was doing a better job at hiding his surprise than he thought it was. Not only was one of the men he looked up to the most a genius and skilled hero, but he could also dance? That was awesome.
Tony stopped abruptly and froze, his back to Peter. It wasn't because he was exactly embarrassed to be caught, he had been caught doing more embarrassing things than dancing in his life, he was mostly just annoyed at the fact that FRIDAY didn't announce that anyone had approached the lab, much less entered, even though it was his own fault, since she had muted her so that he could get into the zone. He was also annoyed that no one apparently knocked anymore.
"Someone to annoy?" was the somewhat sheepish proposal Tony got in response. Spider-Man expected to get more of a rise out of Tony, at the very least a quip in response, but instead he was questioned about why he was here and he didn't have a very good answer for that.
He did figure that he owed Tony an actual answer. "Or a place to hide from my team," he added. Nothing against them all, but he needed some space to breathe. "If that's reason enough to not kick me out." He shifted his weight on his feet, still in the doorway. There were plenty of places he could have gone to avoid people—it was oxymoronic to go visit someone while avoiding people, but he had his reasons—so it wasn't a big deal if Tony didn't feel like hosting Spider-Man's nonsense today.
"Don't break anything, don't touch anything, don't breathe on anything and don't touch my radio."
Which was Tony's version of saying 'You can stay'. He didn't mind the company and he needed someone to talk to that wasn't himself or FRIDAY. Sure, he preferred his solitude but he had been told over and over that he needed to let people him and stop shutting people out and he considered Spider-Man one of the least annoying people in his circle. He wasn't too preachy like Steve, too paranoid like Bruce, too doting like Rhodey could be, and his quips could be amusing sometimes.
"Also, don't climb on my walls or anything. Last time you did that, there were smudges and I don't like putting the cleaning lady up on a ladder."
"You're the best." Spider-Man stepped into the lab fully, taking a glance around at the projects. He wasn't sure how strict the don't touch anything rule was, but he folded his hands behind his back in a conscious effort to respect it.
He wandered over to a wall, not thinking much of it. Don't touch anything didn't include the walls, right? It was somewhat better than standing around awkwardly. At least until Tony spoke up again. "Against every instinct in the book," he sighed dramatically. Was it truly his instinct that compelled him to climb up walls, and therefore out of reach, when he was unsure? He couldn't easily say. It could just be a habit. "Second best," he decided, even though he currently didn't have someone who currently beat Tony.
But Spider-Man listened, stepping back toward the center of the room, looking at the table next to him and puzzling over what was being made on it. "So... dancing? Where did you pick that up?" He looked to Tony, genuinely interested. It wasn't a hobby that he saw often, even with all of the benefits Spider-Man could think of.
Tony was in his lab, music on full blast. Usually he blasted old rock hits, but a song he hadn't heard since his college days, one that Rhodey had put him onto, came on. Work was abandoned and Tony had started to dance like no one was watching. No one could resist this song.
' The last time we had a party
It ended when the sun came out
That's why your mama told you that you couldn't go out
Stay in the house
Bad boy '
Tony glided against the floor as if he was Fred Astaire. He never told anyone that before he was shipped off, he actually wanted to go to Juilliard, but his father didn't permit it, despite his mother letting him take dance classes in his early teens to 'get him away from science for a bit'
Tony continued to dance and spin to the song, as if he was rehearsing a choreographed performance, unaware that eyes were watching him from the doorway.
When Spider-Man had heard the song through the door, he figured Tony was just going through a different playlist, switching things up a little while he worked in the lab. Which, in Spider-Man's eyes, was a good a time as any to be a bother. He already came all this way purely with the intent to bug someone and the getting a peek at the gadgets in Tony's lab was the cherry on the cake. He did have full intent to interrupt Tony, just not during an apparent dance number.
Honestly, he was not sure what to do now. Back up and never speak of this again? Tease the man? Compliment him? After all, Tony definitely had a better rhythm than him, and knew how to dance.
He decided on a mix of the latter two. "Wow, all that and you still tank hits on the battlefield? I'm pretty sure if you brought those moves out your enemies would be too in awe to attack you." Spider-Man leaned against the doorway, arms crossed and hoping his mask was doing a better job at hiding his surprise than he thought it was. Not only was one of the men he looked up to the most a genius and skilled hero, but he could also dance? That was awesome.
Tony stopped abruptly and froze, his back to Peter. It wasn't because he was exactly embarrassed to be caught, he had been caught doing more embarrassing things than dancing in his life, he was mostly just annoyed at the fact that FRIDAY didn't announce that anyone had approached the lab, much less entered, even though it was his own fault, since she had muted her so that he could get into the zone. He was also annoyed that no one apparently knocked anymore.
"Someone to annoy?" was the somewhat sheepish proposal Tony got in response. Spider-Man expected to get more of a rise out of Tony, at the very least a quip in response, but instead he was questioned about why he was here and he didn't have a very good answer for that.
He did figure that he owed Tony an actual answer. "Or a place to hide from my team," he added. Nothing against them all, but he needed some space to breathe. "If that's reason enough to not kick me out." He shifted his weight on his feet, still in the doorway. There were plenty of places he could have gone to avoid people—it was oxymoronic to go visit someone while avoiding people, but he had his reasons—so it wasn't a big deal if Tony didn't feel like hosting Spider-Man's nonsense today.
The Avengers' common room is about as loud as it usually gets. Tony and Steve are bickering or joking—who knows with those two?—there's coffee being made a few feet away in the kitchen. It's a calm chatter, which is odd since Spider-Man is visiting. He's sat on the arm of the couch, staring between Tony and Steve like he's listening to their argument, but the lack of interruptions suggests he has barely heard a word of it. At first, he did seem to at least put in the effort to switch his focus to whoever was speaking, but right now, the spot between the two appears to be far more interesting to Spider-Man.
The usually restless hero hadn't even moved, not until Clint accidentally set down the coffee mugs he grabbed from the cabinet too hard, then, Spider-Man's head snapped towards the noise like it was about to attack him, lenses wide as he stares for a moment. However, a jaunty remark from Tony grabs his attention back to the argument/conversation, and he rests his chin in his hand, not matching that remark with any sort of joke of his own.
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Strange looks between Ceres and Ock as Ceres introduces themselves. "Congratulations," he says, his tone suggesting he isn't sure if he should be congratulating the truce, and shaming their hand briefly.
As Ceres explains, Spider-Man leans back, glancing back at Ock. "You can call him Capey," he mutters, gesturing to the cape.
"Do not. Spider-Man–" Strange begins to protest, giving Spider-Man a harsh look that is obviously ineffective since he immediately retorts.
"Why? Do you have a name for your swickityawetastic cape?"
That makes Strange pause, not to think about a name for his cape, no, but likely to question Spider-Man's sanity—even though this behaviour should not be a surprise. "Are you making up spells again?" he demands, almost hopeful that that is the answer.
"No. Does it look like it's Halloween to you?" And there were numerous other factors that allowed him to imagine a spell. "Come on, swickityawetastic? I said that so many episodes ago. You need to catch up, man," Spider-Man complains. "Capey gets it." To which the cape in question perks up at the collar proudly.
Strange narrows his eyes, opening his mouth to say something, but where do you even start with all of that? Instead, his jaw clicks shut and he turns back to Ceres. "You need to track down an alternate version of Loki, your Loki, using magic, preferably without the Avengers discovering your... escapades," he summarizes, clearly debating on if this is worth his time. "I suppose I may have a spell that could help." Without so much as a wave to follow after him, he turns on his heel—Capey flaring out just a little too dramatically, enjoying the attention—and walks into the Sanctum Sanctorum. The large wooden doors remain open for them to follow.
"He's just as grumpy in your dimension," Ceres hums to Spidey, following Strange into the building. Ock follows close behind, still seeming at awe with the magic shown.
Ock glances at Spider-Man and mumbles, "You can call it Capey. I will not risk annoying a man with such power. I value my life."
Ceres gives Ock a thumbs down. "Lameee," they reply. "Strange is a good guy, which means he usually doesn't kill people for the crime of being annoying. Unlike some people I know. Besides, Capey likes the name." Ock grumbles but does not grace Ceres with a response.
Ceres has been in the Sanctum Sanctorum before, but it's been a minute. They forget how cool the place is. "So, Doc," they hum, directing their attention towards Strange. "Interdimensional issues are kinda your thing, right? Because after we find my Loki, me and him and also maybe the Doctor over there needs to find a way home, and it was kinda-sorta-a little bit of magic that got us here in the first place." They talk fast, gesturing as they do.
Spider-Man snorts at the back and forth between Ceres and Ock. It's weird to see a version of Ock who fears magic users in some way. His Ock, before reforming himself and all that, was pretty convinced that he was either unkillable or just didn't care enough to worry. He also assumed everyone was too incompetent to best him. Good to know this Ock maybe won't challenge/steal from everyone under the sun.
Strange doesn't turn around to look at the group as he listens, staring up through the stained glass window hanging above the grand staircase taking up the back of the room. "Not alone. I am well-versed in time and its passages. However, to travel across dimensions, to one specific universe would be, as you say, 'like finding a needle in a haystack'," Strange explains, his words slightly stilted as he utters the metaphor. Spider-Man doesn't get why exactly; the man has been on Earth for most of his life. But then again he also wanted to study Halloween, so who knows what is up with that.
"So we need a magnet?" Spider-Man tilts his head. He's been around a few times on the multiverse merry-go-round. There's only one other person he knows can help travel the multiverse through magic. "Another Strange-Madame Web team up?" That's always fun. The plane ride to K'un-Lun, less so. The place is great, just cold, but renowned in the world of magic for its thin barrier between realities well enough to set your hair on end. "Neither of you get airsick, right?" he asks, looking towards Ceres and Ock.
Ceres raises an eyebrow, clearly unfamiliar with any Madame Web in their universe. They're mildly disappointed, though; of course the return trip home couldn't be easy. Nothing ever was with them. Oh, well. At least they got more time with their new cool spider person friend (and get to delay their future attempted murder at the hands of Ock.)
Ock makes a face at the question, as if she thinks Spidey is stupid for even asking. "We come from a spacefaring universe, spider. I have traveled the cosmos. Ceres lives in a spaceship." She looks mildly disgusted as she adds, "I have been on it. It is filthy."
Ceres cringes. "Probably could stand to clean it more often," they mumble. To be fair, except for when aliens board it to try and kill them, they usually live alone. Louder, they say, "Nah, I should be all good. Do we get to go on a roadtrip later? I'll bring snacks."
"You'd be surprised. My teammate lived on an airship but couldn't handle the S.H.I.E.L.D. jets. After Power Man fell victim to airsickness, I figured I'd ask. Those jets do not air out easy." He shudders, mostly for dramatic effect. "And yes, we kind of are. Not much road involved."
Strange looks contemplative. "This 'roadtrip' is not to sightsee or play around. Snacks are unnecessary. We are merely there to create a means for you all to return home," he reminds.
"For the plane ride. K'un-Lun's got great food anyway," Spider-Man clarifies, knowing Strange enough to recognize his 'about to go on a lecture about mystical responsibility' face. "They can bring snacks, it's fine– Where would you get snacks anyway?" He looks over at Ceres at his realization. "Y'know what? Details later. We have a Loki to find... and a Madame Web to call," he decides, and Strange nods.
Ock mumbles something about human stomachs being weak. The word inferior is thrown in there at some point. She goes ignored.
Ceres nods, a little greatful Spider-Man bailed them out of getting a lecture. They'd had enough magic related lectures from Loki growing up. (Mostly some variation of "No, Ceres, I cannot fix that with magic. No, I am not saying that because I don't want to. If I attempted such a feat you would most likely die. No, I will not attempt it anyways.")
"Alright!" They say, clapping their hands together. "So, step one, tracking Loki. If it makes it any easier, she has at least a couple of wards on me. Mostly stuff to manage my chronic illness. Might help you get a frame of reference for what kind of magic youre looking for." They really didn't have any idea how magic worked, but they figure extra info is better than not enough. "Step two is contacting Madame Web and getting us a way home?"
They lean back to Spidey, cover the side of their mouth with their hand, and stage whisper, "Who's Madame Web?"
"I suppose that could work," Strange agrees, one hand scratching his chin as he turns and wanders off without any explanation. Spider-Man doesn't make a move to follow, watching him walk away, shrugging, and looking back to Ceres.
"She's... uh, I don't exactly know. She's a pal of Nick's– er, Fury, for sure. Got some kind of see-the-future power, just without the crystal ball, and some sort of connection with the web of reality or something." Madame Web is a bit of a recluse—no pun intended—so that along with Fury's penchant for secrets makes the information Spider-Man has on her not-so substantial. "But I do know she and Strange can make a portal to other realities together. And that she's a friend."
Strange returns from the opposite side of the room, a book levitating beside him—you know the type; so dusty it could trigger an asthma attack and thick with yellowed pages. He begins to flip through it, likely searching for a spell, and ignores the cloud of dust nearly engulfing his head.
Ceres nods, getting the gist. They have more questions-- web of reality? -- but Spidey probably doesn't have the answers, and there's more important things going on anyhow. "Got it." They decide not to gush about how cool a seeing the future power would be. Even if there are drawbacks. Actually, thinking about the drawbacks, maybe it wouldn't be that cool to have.
Ceres stands on their tip toes, trying to see over the edge of the book and onto it's pages without getting close enough to go into a coughing fit from the dust. It's probably in some language they don't know, but they're naturally curious.
Unfortunately, their attempt to glimpse at the pages does get them a little too close, and they begin to cough. "Jeez," they wheeze. "I think you're beyond dust bunnies, doc. You've gotta be at dust--" they cough. "--dust bears by now." Stupid spider venom not getting rid of their stupid asthma. They cough for a few moments more before it subsides.
"Honestly." Spider-Man waves the worst of the dust still in the air away from Ceres' face, keeping an eye on them until the coughing subsides. "With how adamant you are every time I visit about not making a mess, you'd think you'd do at least a little spring cleaning."
Strange looks up from the book, unamused with the chiding, but he flicks his wrist, a purple wisp of magic leaving his hand and carrying the dust along with it out of the room. "They are not dust bears," he mutters defensively, sticking his nose back in the book. Spider-Man crosses his arms, glancing over to Ceres with a theatrical disbelieving expression.
"I suppose this spell could work," Strange decides, slipping off towards the cauldron in front of the fireplace. Well, it looks like a cauldron, but the liquid inside is not bubbling, but stagnant and a delicate silver color that stubbornly refuses to show a reflection. So maybe more of a vat than a cauldron. Especially since Strange isn't the type to usually incorporate the physical world into his magic like potions would generally demand. This being some sort of artifact is more likely than Strange picking up potion making and happening to have exactly what he needs on hand. "This will not summon Loki, but will show their whereabouts," he explains as he looks over the pages one last time before uttering the spell, in a language Spider-Man can't even hope to understand. It doesn't even sound like it has latin roots, so who knows if it's even of Earth. The silvery liquid shoots up from the cauldron in a tall column, small little forms seeming to weave in and out of the liquid surface in spirals, horned creatures, eyes, wings, and snarling teeth, but no bigger than a little finger. A figure, larger than the rest, nearly taking up the whole width of the column forms next, a long face with a smirk, the only color other than silver being bright green eyes, not quite right for what Ceres knows. However, within a few seconds, that face shifts, becoming much more familiar and a whole lot more like the Loki they know.
Ceres leans forward, careful not to actually touch the cauldron. They understand more than most the consequences of messing with magic stuff; as said before, they've had a ton of magic related lectures.
They look mildly confused as the wrong Loki shoes up -- hair too short, scar on the nose missing, too much armor -- but they light up again as their Loki forms from the liquid. "That's him!" They exclaim. "That's-- Where is that?" It's clearly not New York.
Ock, from a distance, also watches. Her head tilts as she takes in the moving liquid; there is not anything similar to such magic on her planet. A part of her wants to study it, to wield it. A part of her fears it. She remains where she is, several feet away.
Ceres takes another few moments to stare before they realize where Loki is, their face scrunching up. Oh, that's not gonna be fun. "Hey, Spidey, how well do you do in the heat?" At least they had an explanation for why Loki didn't show up when they were plastered all over Jameson's Jumbotrons; he was stuck in Muspelheim, realm of fire.
Spider-Man squints, eyeing the scene. His experience with magic dimensions may be limited compared to others, but he can guess it's not Earth. "I'm assuming not the hawai'ian shirt and coconut drinks type of heat?" he quips. A full-body suit has its downsides in the heat. Sweat, specifically. Nothing better than getting soaked in sweat in a land being scorched alive before travelling to snowy mountains and freezing his tuchus off. He's going to hold up great. Spiders are known for their fantastic thermoregulation.
"Muspelheim," Strange recognizes. "Certainly no vacation."
"And we can't just 'whappam'–" Spider-Man makes a gesture nothing akin to how magic is generally used. "–portal Loki here?" His tone is doubtful. It's never that easy.
"No. I can not summon Loki, much less from another realm such as Muspelheim. However, I can likely create a portal to get us there before our intrusion is noticed so we may retrieve Loki. I am unsure if all of us are befitting for such conditions." Strange looks pointedly over at Ock. Aquatic aliens and a realm of fire likely don't mix. Strange is also likely to stay behind so he can make a portal to get them out, something likely to be more difficult and requiring some sort of magic 'power-ups' once those of the realm are alerted—and Capey is simply too wild to be trusted around that much fire.
Ceres glances at Ock. "You cool with staying behind? I've seen you on hot planets before, you almost--"
"I would do just fine," Ock interrupts. "Though I would prefer not to. You two can suffer on your own." She will not willingly admit that she would absolutely die in such a place; her species comes from deep water, adapted for near freezing tempatures. No species from her planet has the thermoregulation earthlings seem to possess, as the little strip of Altera capable of hosting life rarely changed temperatures outside a certain range. Her suit could only do so much to maintain her body's ideal temperatures.
Ceres shrugs. Ock is clearly lying, but they can't say they'll miss her. "Fine by me." They glance at Spidey. "It's hot as hell in there. Literally, it's practically hell." They've only been once, for a brief moment, but it was rough. Hopefully the mission won't take too long. They can't imagine how a frost giant like Loki is doing there.
Ceres removes the upper part of their costume, leaving them in something akin to a jumpsuit. They then tie the upper part around their waist. Less layers are always good when its that hot.
Ceres faces Strange. "Any chance you could magically conjure up some water bottles?" They're joking. Mostly. "If Spidey's ready, I am."
Spider-Man shrugs at Ock's refusal to go. He figured as much. From what he's learned from his own Ock, self-preservation is top priority until the urge to try to kill him takes the wheel, which always happens at the worst of times.
And from the sounds of it, he'd rather not go to a fiery realm with a variant of Ock who is only peaceful thanks to a flimsy and strained agreement. He can learn more about the fish lady possibly staying in his universe when he's not going to get roasted alive.
"Perhaps once you're back," Strange offers. "I'd presume you'd like your hands free in the face of the creatures from Muspelheim."
"Ready as I'll ever be. Not like I can shed any layers," Spider-Man agrees, only sounding mildly jealous of Ceres' suit. Yes, he designed his own suit, so it's only himself he has to blame, but that was before he had to deal with the heats not native to New York. By now, he has a brand that almost all of his team has copied.
Strange nods before twisting his hands around in the air, focused and controlled. The Eye of Agamotto opens, emitting a purple glow, and a beat later a portal opens to Muspelheim. Strange drops his hands, a few beads of sweat collecting at his temple, seemingly not from the heat slowly creeping into the room from the portal.
"We'll just give you a shout when we need to leave?" Spider-Man checks, already walking towards the portal like he knows the schedule by now.
"Yes, I suppose that will suffice," Strange confirms, rubbing his forehead.
"Alright. See you soon, Doc...sss, both of you." Spider-Man gives a two-finger salute before stepping through the portal. "Man, I know too many doctors."
The heat hits like a wall. Stifling as it is, thankfully, at least where the portal opened, it isn't humid. Just a dry heat that reeks of smoke and a hint of sulfur, in case the place being on fire wasn't obvious enough.
Ceres follows through the portal with a quick wave to Strange and a raspberry blown at Ock. They cringe at the sudden wave of heat that hits them; they're from the Southeast, but not even the summers there had heat this oppressive.
The world around them is made of pale orange rock with many jagged edges. Volcanos and rivers of lava can be seen in the distance, and there is, of course, various patches of fire around. Ceres's nose scrunches at the smell of smoke.
"I've only been to the Muspelheim in my dimension once," Ceres says, "and it was only for a little bit, so I'm not fully sure what we're getting into here. I know there's fire demons here, and Sutur might be around somewhere. Just be on the lookout." They never actually had to fight him, but they heard stories. They hope the two avoid the giant entirely.
Ceres keeps an eye out for any green among the reds and oranges of the realm. Loki can't be far; they consider asking to split up, but decide if they do get attacked it'll be better to stick together. They go silent as they scan the horizon for their lost friend.
They've only been walking a few minutes when their spider sense alerts them to something. It's seconds later they hear the footsteps quickly approaching and something metal being swung. "Look out!" Ceres turns and pushes Spidey, taking a step back after; the two barely avoid the sword that lodges in the ground between them. A creature made of fire stands at the hilt end of the weapon, raising it in preparation of another strike.
Spider-Man stumbles from the shove, recovering like the elegant superhero he is. Yeah right. That's totally what happened. He turns to look at the fire being with a sword. "Oh, that's hot." He leaps into the air, firing a web at the sword as he goes over the creature's shoulder, pulling it back. His webs won't hold long before they burn by being close to such heat, but even a second extra is an advantage he'll take.
"Not like that! I prefer my dudes looking smoking hot, dare I say smouldering, but burning? No way," he corrects, mostly talking at the fire monster whirling around to smash his sword in his general direction rather than actually discussing his preferences in people with it. He ducks to the side, circling back around to Ceres. "Sorry, I think my brain is melting. This line of jokes is like the opposite of cool," he says as an aside to them, only partially aware of the hot pun that the 'opposite of cool' is, before calling out at the creature. "Almost as uncool as your sword technique! I haven't ever used one and I know it doesn't work like a club!"
His webs won't hold a being on fire, and trying to fight fire with fists seems like a poor idea. Well, when webs and fists don't work... "Hey, ya big fireball! You ever heard of rock, web, fire? Fire may beat webs, but how about rock?" There's one benefit of a rocky terrain and a fire-guy into smashing things around, plenty of good chunks of stone to lob. And that's exactly what Spider-Man does, picking up a rock with his webs and chucking it at the fire creature. It hits, the shoulder and arm it hit dissipating into sparks and smoke. However, it still stands, and it does not seem very happy with Spider-Man for costing it its arm. "Uh, is it too late to call it a tie?" he chuckles nervously.
It's a terrible time to laugh at jokes. Ceres knows this, but they can't help but giggle at Spidey's puns. They're absolutely terrible, and that's their favorite kind.
They step back to give him space to swing the rock at the fire creature, letting out a shout of celebration as the rock collides. Their excitement is quickly wiped away as the creature still stands. "I think fire also beats rock," they quip. "But, hear me out--" they follow Spidey's attempt and use their webs to send another rock flying. "--two rocks."
The creature does not fall for this a second time, and dodges easily. Ceres blinks. "Welp, I'm out of ideas."
The creature charges them, and Ceres yelps as they dodge to the side; they attack from the back, landing a hard punch that sends the creature to the ground. They hiss as they wave their hand frantically. "Ow ow ow, that burns, ow."
While they're distracted, the creature grabs them by the ankle, sending them to the ground as well. They cry out and use their other foot to try and kick the creature away, to no avail.
Before anything else can be done, a green blast of energy slams into the creature. There is a hissing, and then silence.
"Can you not manage to avoid mortal peril for more than 5 minutes, Ceres?" The voice comes from Loki, who leans against a particularly large boulder. "I heard the sounds of battle and assumed it was you. Then I heard the terrible jokes and knew it was you." He doesn't look great; his brow is slick with sweat and he looks quite pale, even moreso than he already is. Even his voice seems a tad too raspy. He looks to Spidey. "A new friend, I presume?"
Spider-Man watches Ceres hurl the second rock, maybe feeling a little proud and fond—it's not like he meets many people, even alternate versions of himself, who are as chaotic as him aside from Deadpool who wanted to '"k-word" people and it's nice to not get eyerolls at his dumb jokes even if he doesn't mind them—but the feeling doesn't last long enough for much introspection before the creature is leaping at them. He turns his head away as Ceres lands the punch. He's made that mistake many a time. Punching fire is not an enjoyable experience
As Ceres is dragged by the ankle, Spider-Man's mask lenses widen. He steps forward, but stops in his tracks as the fiery creature is struck with some sort of bright green light.
He flinches harder than he'd like to admit. But in his defense, usually sudden bright flashes are being shot at him, not his adversaries. He cracks open his eyes, peeking at the worse for wear Loki, and drops his arms from where they were shielding his face.
"Yeah, new friend. I'm Spider-Man," he introduces himself with a wave to Loki. He walks over to Ceres, holding out his hand to help them up. "You good?" He avoided touching the fire creature, so he isn't sure how bad the burns could be from being held by the ankle.
Ceres blinks up at Spidey. "Fine. Probably." They're definitely burned, but it'll probably maybe be alright. They've healed from worse.
The teen takes his hand, allowing themself to be pulled up. They cringe slightly as the burn on their leg protests the sudden weight put on it, but they take great care not to react otherwise.
Ceres looks to Loki. "You alive?" They mean it as a joke, but Loki really doesn't look all that great. They're pretty sure he's on the verge of a heatstroke, between the unfocused look in his eyes and lack of comments thud far. Normally he would have made at least one remark about their terrible midbattle jokes after the fact. His skin isn't blue yet, though, a good sign.
They god approaches the two of them, offering a nod of greeting to Spider-Man. "Alive enough." He looks at the spot where the fire demon had been vanquished. "It will be back soon; the flames here don't stay extinguished for long." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other. "We should make haste in our exit. Proper introductions can be given when we are out of here." He'd love a rundown of what's happened while he was stuck in this place, but he'd rather be out first. A frost giant belongs in Muspelheim about as much as a penguin belongs in Florida.
Spider-Man doesn't say anything to contradict what Ceres has said about their condition, but keeps a mental note for later. He feels kind of scummy getting out of this as the only one uninjured, but that's fine. He'll just ignore it. It's not like he will end up doing something stupid—well, more stupid than usual—because of it festering.
Stop! Focus! Feel guilty later. Spider-Man has to shake off that withering feeling. "That's fine. I'm not planning to make a vacation home here or anything," he says, also looking to where the fire creature had disappeared.
Now, getting out of here. Just a shout. A literal shout, right? He doubts he has service here... or if Strange even owns a phone. "Hey, Straaangee!" he calls, looking up to the sky because he has no idea where to look. "We'd like to leave, pronto if you– oh, look at that, already there." A portal crackles open, revealing the inside of the Sanctum Sanctorum, Ock, and a weary looking Strange who sits back in an armchair the moment they step through and the portal closes, the damp, hot air fading with it.
Immediately, Loki looks quite relieved at the cold air, but his expression seems to grow sour as he realizes where they are. "Ah. Hello, Stephen." It's clear he isn't quite thrilled to be in the Sanctum Sactorum; Loki knows this isn't his Strange, but the petty rivalry he holds with the Sorcerer Supreme taints his rescue all the same.
Ock glances the group over. "You lived. How sad." Her gaze lingers on Ceres. "Though not without injury. Not all bad, then."
Ceres waltzes over and flicks Ock on the equivalent of her nose. "You're literally the worst. Hush." They turn to face the others, ignoring the murderous glare they're receiving. "So, I don't think Strange is looking up to travel right now. Are you good? You don't look good." They frown at the doctor before continuing, "...but when he is we got a road trip to K'un-Lun, and then we're home bound! Yay!" They pause, seemingly remembering something. "Weren't the Avengers looking for Loki? Should someone tell them we have him, and he's not committing war crimes like they thought he would? I'd hate to waste their time."
"I, for one, have no problem wasting their time," Loki responds. Of course he wouldn't.
Spider-Man looks between Loki and Strange, surprised by the god's animosity for the other. They have beef? Man, where's Strange been all the times my Loki's been all up in my webs and causing trouble? He frowns under the mask as Ock comments about Ceres' injury, and he'd have said something if not for the look on her face after being flicked hinting that murder is on the horizon if anyone else utters a word in her direction.
Side eyeing Loki for the attitude, Strange sits up more, an attempt to look more composed that is convincing to those who don't know him well. "I am fine. Creating portals between realms like Muspelheim is not a task I regularly perform, and for good reason: it is rather strenuous." He wipes his forehead with a handkerchief to rid it of the worst of the sweat that built up.
When Ceres poses the question of telling the Avengers, Spider-Man tilts his head. He can't believe he's agreeing with Loki here, but the Avengers were told that this Loki wasn't a threat and ignored that, so... "They've wasted their time in worse ways. It's not like they listened the first time anyway," he adds. It isn't the team player move that would increase his rapport with Earth's mightiest heroes, but he was taught by Nicholas 'tell them only what is necessary' Fury first.
"So, how about that water, huh?" Spider-Man questions rather than linger. He marches off towards where he knows the kitchen to be, pausing just before the hall. He should probably delegate the role of making sure no one dies before he leaves, even if it's only for a few seconds. Murderous, about to be murdered, exhausted, exhausted but recovering faster. "You–" He points to Loki. "–Make sure no one dies. Please? And Capey, come help me with the water." Capey floats off of Strange's shoulders, slipping towards Spider-Man, but momentarily darting back to pat Strange on the head in some sort of apology.
Capey at his side, Spider-Man takes off down the hall to raid Strange's fridge for water bottles. He may have asked Loki to make sure no one kills each other, and this definitely isn't his Loki, but he isn't going to lie and say he's willing to take his sweet time with him watching over everyone, no matter how much they agree on. However, he is willing to spend a few extra seconds hunting for whatever bandages and medical supplies he can find for Ceres' burns. He's on his way back, Capey sagging with water bottles and he nearly drops a few himself.
Loki looks like he wants to make a comment about Strange's current state (something about his magic clearly being superior and his skill level far greater,) but he decides to keep his mouth shut for once. No need to further slow down the proceedings of things; that would just make getting home harder.
Ceres can't argue with that. Not their fault the Avengers don't know how to listen.
Loki jumps a little at the sudden attention on him. He only sighs and solemnly nods when he realizes the task he's been assigned. "I will do my best." He looks around at the group; Crazed scientist, annoying sorcerer, teen with a knack for getting themself in trouble, and him. Not the worst he's worked with, somehow. He can keep them alive for a few moments while Spider-Man leaves.
Ock is not happy. She was forced into enemy territory. She knew Ceres was going to go on some heroic spiel about how she needed to return home with them and blah blah blah. She was not going to return. She was also not happy with being marched into an enemy's home, surrounded by unfamiliar sciences. She hates not knowing. She also hates this stupid truce, because the idea of pretending to be Ceres's equal is humiliating.
And now Ceres has humiliated her again by telling her to "hush." She knows attacking is a bad idea. She is outnumbered (another thing she hates.) Strange has magic and so does Loki and both spiders have considerable strength that she can take on individually but not together.
But Strange is exhausted and Loki is too and Ceres is injured. Spider-Man is gone and so is the cape and even if she cannot win she can at least prove she is better. That's what she tells herself, anyways. She really just wants a fight.
Ceres's shouts can be heard before Spider-Man even enters the room. When he does enter, Ock has Ceres pinned against the floor with a tentacle, Loki is shouting something while summoning what little magic he can muster, Ceres is shouting about their truce and telling Ock to let go, and Strange is watching in bewilderment.
It's not until Ock sees Spider-Man that she lets go. The odds are against her again; she cannot win if he is here. Loki and Strange can't fight well and Ceres won't kill her but she still isn't sure about the other Spider. "Should've stabbed you quicker," she hisses under her breath, glaring daggers at Ceres. She could have done it and ran and been done with this.
Ceres, still on the floor, ignores their entire predicament and only holds out their hand towards the water. "Can you pass me one?"
Spider-Man stands in the doorway, gobsmacked, bewildered, discombobulated, all of the above and more. "Not even a minute. I wasn't even– okay..." he sighs. He doesn't bother looking to Loki for an explanation. He may have been saddled with the responsibility for the group, but Spider-Man can easily guess he has no hand in what happened. He really didn't expect Ock to choose murder in the span of a few seconds.
"Was my Ock this murder-y? With the whole dissecting thing, maybe" he mutters into his hand, looking up at the high ceiling. His Ock has backstabbed many times during their so-called truces, but he can't recall one while in such a disadvantageous position. He doesn't pay any mind to the expression Strange has; he must have overheard, but it's not like Spider-Man could be bothered to figure out if it's confusion or concern on his face.
He nods as Ceres asks for a water, taking one from Capey and handing it to them. "I've also got bandages," he says, not intending to leave much of a choice in whether or not they are taken. Burns aren't his strong suit when it comes to treating them—most of his solutions are to merely slap a bandage on it anyway—but hopefully Ceres or Loki know how. Strange probably would know, but his hands don't seem to be very steady at the moment. Capey lays out the rest of the water bottles and the roll of bandages out on an end table before returning to Strange, dropping one of the bottles into his lap.
"As for you." Spider-Man looks towards Ock, not bothering to put on a show of disappointment. He knows his opinion doesn't matter to her. Though he does appreciate that she at least stopped trying to kill Ceres once he walked in, even if it wasn't because of anything besides realizing the odds are against her. "We had a deal. You don't do that–" He waves his hand around to gesture to the scene that just occurred. "–And you'd get to stay in my universe while we figure out the whole Norma thing. I'm already going to have to fight thirty different people to keep you out of a cell during your stay, never mind how many I'll have to fight to keep you in this universe, so don't make it harder for me by trying to kill people, no matter how much they snub or mock you." He would stand up for Ock against all those people, but when it comes to her realizing that, he might just be talking to a wall, so he adds on one more thing. "You're smart. That much is obvious. Don't throw it all away with a stupid decision." He's still unfamiliar with how exactly this Ock works, but intellect matters a lot to his Ock, so he may as well try to feed into her ego that way.
"And we'll try to avoid antagonizing each other too much." He looks over his shoulder at Ceres. He's guilty of doing the same with his Ock, so he can't blame them, not when their Ock was also chiming in with similar comments and starting things, but rising to the challenge given by someone operating on a hairpin trigger doesn't help. As fun as it can be when there's no injury impeding one's ability to move.
Spider-Man walks over to the table, grabbing a water bottle and sitting on the floor, hoping that's a clear enough signal that it is chill time and attempted murder is not allowed. They need some time to recuperate before they go to K'un-Lun that isn't spent trying to fight or correct each other. Loki and Strange likely need it most out of everyone here.
Ock scowls. She hates orders. She does not want to listen to Spider-Man. But even she must acknowledge that he holds the cards here -- he's the one who will make the choice to let her stay, he's the one who can pull the strings to keep her off the filthy streets of this planet if she does. If that means putting off her plans of murder until a more opportune time, so be it. She grumbles, but sits down and does not engage any further.
If it comes down to it, she's not sure whether she'd pick her own freedom or Ceres's death. Freedom runs the risk of recapture. Ceres's death runs the risk of her own. For now, though, the possibility of both was still on the table. She just needed to play her cards right.
Ceres looks away as they're chastised. That was fair; they really weren't helping the already tense relations here. They're not going to promise it won't happen again, but they'll at least think about it before they do anything stupid, a step above their usual "act fast, think of consequences later" attitude. They sit up, cracking open the bottle they were handed and taking a long sip.
Loki takes the bandages and tosses them to Ceres before he takes a seat on the floor as well, slowly sipping at his own water. He hates to admit it, but the heat did get to him. He's far from full strength. At least he didn't have to push his already sparse seiðr reserves to keep Ock from murdering Ceres. He'd done a relatively alright job keeping the teen from dying so far; it'd be a shame to have all that hard work thrown away because he didn't have enough magic in him to stop their murder.
Ceres removes their boot and looks over the damage to their leg. It wasn't as bad as they first thought -- their boots took the brunt of the damage, partially burnt away from the heat. The ankle itself is red and blistered, on the worse side of a second degree burn, but their healing factor is already taking care of it. They wrap it loosely.
"My shoes got messed up," they sigh, holding up the burnt boot. "It's gonna take so long to fix this thing." They'd have to get new materials -- and that meant a trip back to the planet they'd got them from, and a trip to the planet they got their specific dye from, and then they'd have to figure out a way to make the patch look seamless-- ugh. Too much work. They groan, propping their chin on their fist.
Spider-Man's shoulders slump with relief as everyone sits down. No one is going to kill the other, and now he has time to think. Procuring a plane ride to K'un-Lun won't be as easy as pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Is pulling a rabbit out of a hat easy? Or do magicians just make it look easy? He shakes his head. Focus is important, not parlor tricks.
Opening his water bottle, he rolls his mask above his nose before taking a sip. He takes a peek as Ceres wraps their ankle, not completely satisfied with the dressing, but he understands why it was done so. He drums his fingers against his water bottle, looking away. As Ceres complains about their boot, he nods. Costume damage always sucks, but better the suit than them.
I could ask Danny for a ride to K'un-Lun. He rules the place, after all, has a jet, and it would be cheaper and quicker than a commercial flight. It would just be a matter of avoiding the Avengers' efforts to catch Loki under their assumptions that he's the same as their Loki. Smuggling a god out of New York in a private jet. No biggie. Maybe a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet would be better. Fury is used to me "borrowing" anyway. Facing Fury's wrath is more appealing than possibly dealing with angry and unreasonable Avengers, and risking Danny's identity. Of course Rand would have to go on the side of the jet, or at least it was from what Spider-Man remembers.
Airlines are immediately out of the option anyway. Loki is well-known enough that getting on a flight would be impossible, and that's without considering what reaction Ock would garner with her charming fishiness. So, S.H.I.E.L.D. jet it is.
He shrugs. Stealing a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet is easy enough. Leaning back on his hands, he speaks up, "We'll take a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet to K'un-Lun. It'll take a bit, but quicker than an airline." Flying to Latveria had taken six hours, so this may take nine or less. He can't imagine it taking more.
Loki raises an eyebrow at the spider. "Are we borrowing a jet, or taking a jet?" He's well aware of his infamous status in most places; he doubts it's any different in this timeline. He has no issue with stealing, but the fact a hero such as Spider-Man would be willing to forgo such morals to ensure he (and Ceres) made it to safety was at least a little touching, if not reckless.
Ceres takes another sip of their water, glancing between the two. They're pretty sure they already know the answer; S.H.I.E.L.D. would never willingly transport Loki to anywhere but a jail cell. That's not even mentioning the bad taste Ock would probably put in their mouths. "Don't they fly around in a giant airship thingy? Gonna be hard to sneak in."
Loki hums. "I think I could conjure up a few cloaking spells. It's a little harder to work them around technology than magic, but given enough time..." He taps his chin as he thinks. He could manage to mask the four for a brief period once he recovered a bit more strength. Once they're on, it's a matter of avoiding the agents on board.
Ceres grins. "Sounds like a plan." Half a plan, really, but better than what they usually work with. "Dibs on flying the jet out!" Flying a jet is probably just like flying a spaceship, right? They have plenty of experience in that, and they kind of miss flying around fast. "Think I could do a barrel roll?"
"If you make any attempt at such a thing, I will kill you, truce be damned." Ock scowls at them. She could offer her services -- she could disable the cameras, the radar, the sensors, she could send the damned ship into the ground if she wanted, but she has no wish to help Ceres beyond what is required of her.
"I'm going to give it back, so borrowing." Without permission. It's fine, Spider-Man knows that much. Fury likes him, he gets results, and whatever third thing that isn't him pulling his rank, means that he gets a lot of grace even though he doesn't follow orders. "You mean the Tricarrier?" he supplies. Getting onto it would be difficult without webs and flying. Last he checked, Ock and Loki can't fly, though the latter might be able to with a spell. "It docks in the river. Flying all the time would be a huge cost of energy, and it would be hard to get heroes who don't fly aboard."
He holds a hand over his mouth as he thinks. "There's S.H.I.E.L.D. tunnels at my old high school from when me and my team used to go there. They would hook up to the Helicarrier when it was under water, would probably do the same with the Tricarrier. We're only five, right?" He looks over everyone here, counting heads. Himself, Ceres, Loki, Ock, Strange (and Capey). That's five, thankfully. One more and seating would get awkward.
"So, check with Coulson if the tunnels still work, get to Midtown, get onto the Tricarrier, grab a jet, and fly out before the Tricarrier has fully breached that water and it's safe for other jets to pursue," Spider-Man says simply, though it won't be that simple because when is it ever? "Uh, actually, how likely is everyone to kill me if I suggest we take the sewers to get to Midtown to avoid all of New York from seeing us march into a school?" He knows going through the sewers is far from a fan favorite—not like he enjoys the smell either—but after dealing with the Lizard, he's found them to be a decent way to avoid prying eyes, and it keeps potential dangers out of the streets (Ock, cough cough).
Strange's eyes narrow. Hoofing it in the sewers is the opposite of appealing to the normal person. Strange, who has managed to avoid the messier aspects of working with Spider-Man thus far, is likely much less pleased. "Spider-Man, that is–"
"Genius, right?" he interrupts hopefully, knowing very well that it is the opposite. It's mostly to be an annoyance. Satisfied watching Strange's eye twitch, he concedes, "Or we can try Loki's cloaking spell idea and wait a bit so everyone's tip-top... or as close as can be."
"I have no opposition to the sewer approach." Ock taps the outside of her helmet. "Not like I could smell it." She didn't have much of a sense of smell anyways, but that's besides her point.
Ceres makes a face. They've been to planets that smell like nothing but sulfer and rotten eggs, and it sucks, but they can do it if they have to. "If it keeps us from getting swarmed by the guys with the guns, I'm down." They don't really wanna get in a fight with The Avengers, or SHIELD, or whoever else. For one, they would have to restrain themself more than normal, because they don't want to seriously hurt the good guys. For two, they don't trust Ock not to kill anyone. For three, they don't exactly trust Loki not to pull a violent stunt either. Not that he'd kill anyone (not while they're watching, at least, but that's a different conversation,) but he'd feel a lot less worse about injuring people who were just doing their job. Especially if the Thor of this dimension was involved in the fight. They can tell that if there weren't consequences for punching his Thor in the face, he would've already. Punching a Thor that he'll never have to see again? Loki wouldn't think twice. They can handle a smelly trip to avoid bloodshed.
Loki nods. "If we must." He mentally goes through a catalog of spells he knows -- can he restrict his sense of smell? He can definitely make a small shield of sort around his boots to avoid stepping in anything... unsavory. Strange doesn't seem all that thrilled to go into the sewer, which is all the more reason to go.
He briefly debates commenting on how the sewer will hardly be a change from how Ceres normally lives, but restrains himself. He's been on their ship. It's exactly what one would expect from a teenager who'd been left to live alone with zero rules or repercussions. At least they've improved since their younger years.
"Sorry, Doc, popular vote," Spider-Man says, not at all apologetic as he looks over to Strange, who merely sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose. Spider-Man stands up, shaking out his legs even though he hasn't been sitting for long. "I'll check that the tunnels are still working before we go." If not just to prevent his murder if they go into the sewers for nothing.
He prepares to call Coulson on his wrist communicator, but pauses. The thing is basically permanently on speaker, and he still isn't sure how exactly the camera works for his communicator, so catching either Loki or Ock in frame would be less than ideal. He would step out if it weren't for the previous experience of Ock trying to kill Ceres the second he did. She likely wouldn't try again, but call him cautious.
So, instead he jumps up to the ceiling. He hates the ceiling in the Sanctum Sanctorum because Strange's idea of decor is tiled ceilings, intricately engraved with eyes that protrude and actually open. He avoids stepping on the eyes, obviously, as he stands upside down on the ceiling.
There. He's still in the room but there's no way anyone else will be in frame. Everyone will likely still hear the conversation, but that isn't something he's too worried about. It just means he won't have to repeat himself. He calls Coulson.
"Spider-Man," greets just about the most boring voice one can imagine. Most would not imagine the owner of the voice to be one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s highest ranking agents, or maybe you would if S.H.I.E.L.D. comes off that boring.
"Coulson, do the tunnels at Midtown to the Tricarrier still work?" Spider-Man can tell immediately that his question has him surprised, but it's not like anyone knows of his little mission to harbor Loki and Ock away from the Avengers.
"They should. Why? Can you not get onto the Tricarrier your usual way?" Being firing a web while it's up in the sky and hauling himself up. "Can the alternate spider you're with not reach it with their webs?" Coulson continues, clearly aware of the story he gave the Avengers; he's showing Ceres around New York while the 'adults' look for Loki and Ock.
"What? Who told you?" It does save him from having to repeat his lie, but getting snitched on to Coulson of all people, that bugs him. No pun intended.
"Black Widow. It's important to know the whereabouts of beings from other universes... or if someone responsible is watching them."
"Yeah, that make sense– Wait, responsible? Me?" He acts shocked, putting a hand to his chest. "Shucks, ya think?" Maybe making a show of being bashful is laying it on thick, but the bigger the performance, the easier he can dodge the questions he was asked. "What else do you think about me?" he fishes for more praise, fully expecting the eye roll and end of the call. "And we're good to go," he says to the group, proudly putting his hands on his hips and looking up (down?) at them.
Ock watches the interaction with mild interest. The watch is a piece of technology from this world she can understand, much unlike the magic she's been surrounded with. A part of her wants to take it, disassemble it, figure out what makes it tick. Unfortunate the spider would most definitely not allow her to do so. Perhaps she can sneak it off his wrist when he is not looking.
Unlikely. He is stronger. He will kill you. Foolish thought.
Ceres shoots Spidey a thumbs up and a grin. They can't say they haven't pulled similar schemes to get out of calls or keep cover; it's crazy how much pretending to make people inflate your ego make them not want to talk to you.
"Can't believe Widow's a nark. Well-- I can, actually. But still." They awkwardly cough and clear their throat. "Alright, gang, let's get this show on the road!" They stand, testing the weight on their ankle. It barely hurts, so they'll probably be fine. They look to the two resident magic users.
"You two good?" They were the only others affected by the fight in Muspelheim, after all. Not everyone had a healing factor.
Loki nods and downs the rest of his water before standing. "I am ready. Let's get this over with, shall we?" He brushes past the others, knowing that he can make it outside the labyrinth of a house without help from Strange. He's starting to feel a little stuffy with all the people in the room. "Meet you all outside, assuming the good doctor needs another moment. I know magic takes more out of ameatur sorcerers." As he walks, his jacket shortens. He can do the walk, but he'd rather not have to clean stains out of his clothes. Gross.
Ceres watches him walk out with a mildly annoyed look. They were doing a okay-ish job olaying nice with Ock; why couldn't he at least try?
They roll their eyes as they turn back to Strange. "Ignore him. You good?"
The jab is, well, expected of Loki. Spider-Man can't say he's shocked. "If you let me do magic, I could really give him a taste of amateur sorcerer, a good whiff of grape-scented webs and all!" he chimes in, making vaguely magic gestures with his hands.
"I will be fine." Strange says, giving Ceres a grateful nod as he pushes himself up. He looks to Spider-Man with the patience of a saint—honestly, the man has put up with his nonsense more than most other adult heroes, so the fact he hasn't been smote by the icy tendrils of ikthalon is quite the feat—and a raised eyebrow. "Why would the Eye of Agamotto grant you 'grape-scented' webs?"
"Because they were purple, so I'm pretty sure they smelled like grapes," Spider-Man reasons as he begins to trail after Loki, slow enough that he can make sure Strange is genuinely fine and not acting tough. Whether the wizard will be going around with a spring in his step is to be debated, but he's walking well enough.
"I believe that is what you call a placebo effect."
"Nah, I'm pretty sure it was real." Strange looks to Ceres and Ock with disbelief on his face, as if making sure that he wasn't the only one hearing this. "Anyway, let's not leave ye old prince of all things green out in the concrete jungle too long," Spider-Man decides, pushing open the door of the Sanctum Sanctorum and holding it open with his foot for everyone else to file through.
Ceres walks on the other side of Doctor Strange, nodding along. "Yeah, no, purple definitely means grape flavored. I'm an expert on purple things; you see the suit? Definitely tastes like grapes." They look back to Ock, partially to make sure she was actually following, partially to bother her by asking, "What about you? You think if I made purple webs, they'd be grape flavored?"
Ock stares, deadpan. "I do not know what a grape is, Spider. My planet does not have the same food as yours."
Ceres blinks. "We gotta get you some grapes," they decide, exiting the Sanctum Sanctorum. Ock mumbles something under her breath, no doubt an insult.
Loki is already outside when they get there. He's leaned against a wall, watching the crowd move outside. He gives the group a short glance as they exit; he doesn't say much, but he doesn't look particularly excited.
"I've never actually been to high school," Ceres comments, ignoring their grumpy friend. "Is it like the movies?" They stopped going in the middle of elementary; getting abducted by aliens does make finishing education a little hard
Spider-Man is content with his grape conversation starter, which wasn't exactly what he intended, but it's sure fun. And he learned something new, well, realized something, since it does make sense that this Ock wouldn't know what a grape is, but he definitely didn't think about that. He wonders what vegetation her planet has. Does it have fruits? He can't recall any fruits that grow under water, but aliens, so cool flora and fauna.
If Ock is going to stay in his universe, she's definitely getting asked about that. Science, biology, stuff to bond over. They'll absolutely be besties in no time.
He looks over to Ceres as they talk about high school, or lack thereof. "That really depends on the movie—it definitely wasn't like Mean Girls—and who you ask. I mean, if you ask me, I'm pretty sure I got bullied by a guy who took notes from movies from the 80s," he stage whispers, even though Flash is not around to hear it. "I don't think I got the normal high school experience anyway between who I was friends with and the whole superhero thing." He pulls at the chest of his suit. "Most of the time it was chill, though, if you knew what you were learning."
He pauses at the edge of the property of the Sanctum Sanctorum, checking for witnesses outside of the illusion barrier before moving towards the nearest manhole cover and lifting it with his webs. "Just don't get in the water. It's not the stinkiest place in New York, but, y'know, stay on the side walkways." He wishes it were merely a sewer for storm runoff, but older parts of the city, so older sewage systems. At least he knows how to get just about anywhere through the sewers thanks to all of his time spent trying to track down the Lizard.
So long as no one murders each other, he can handle some sour moods. If it weren't for how often he's fallen into gross things, he would be bothered too. For the sake of everyone's safety, he'll try to lead them to Midtown High quickly. They could probably make it in 15 minutes if everyone kept up the pace.
Strange lets out a suffering sigh, staring into the manhole with as much disdain as Spider-Man thinks he's ever seen on him. The wizard floats down, shying away from the ladder like brushing against it will infect him with some unheard of sickness, even though it looks very clean for where it leads. He gingerly lands on the walkway with a click of his heels.
Ceres nods along to Spidey's explaination. They didn't expect anything spectacular, really, though they do sometimes wonder what it would've been like to go. They'd be graduating this year, if not for the alien abduction thing.
Ceres is the first to go down after Strange, placing their hands and feet on either side of the ladder and sliding down. Their face wrinkles when they reach the bottom. Not the smelliest they've dealt with (they've been on a handful of sulfer-filled planets,) but still far from pleasant. They move to stand next to Strange as the next person descends.
Neither Loki nor Ock moves first. They both look at each other, Loki with annoyance and Ock with disdain. "I will be last, thank you. I do not trust any of you not to stab me the moment my back is turned," Ock hisses.
Loki opens his mouth to retort, but seems to think better of himself. The faster he gets this done, the faster he gets to go home and get off Midgard. He sighs heavily. "As long as you agree not to make any attempts on my life, doctor." He leaps down, stopping just an inch above the floor. He hates this, very much so, but he does take mild pleasure in watching Strange's face morph into one of disgust.
Spider-Man is not shocked to hear the distrust in Ock's statement. It's not like his Ock was much different, aside from when he was maniacally trying to dissect him. She and Loki seem to resolve, or at the very least ignore, the issue, which is better than what he and his team would have done in their early days. Not that anyone here, aside from Ceres to an extent, would like to hear that they are being compared to a team. A temporary alliance with heavy emphasis on temporary would be the closest he could say without getting hurt by someone.
"What? Me too?" That is what last means, he knows, but being just a little difficult is in his nature. "What would I even stab you with?" He displays his empty hands. "This suit doesn't come with pockets."
With a sigh, he complies, beginning down the ladder. "Fine! But if you don't come down after me, you bet your helmet you'll be coming down here in a web cocoon. His hand raises out of the manhole to point threateningly at Ock, likely losing some of its power as his stern expression is lost due to the fact he's going down a ladder.
Once he reaches the bottom, Spider-Man turns and does a quick headcount, not that he has to worry since they're already in here with him. "You're good to come down, Ock!" His voice echoes off of the round walls, mixing with the quiet lap of water. He listens as best he can for footsteps running away from the manhole.
Realizing the darkness covering just about everything besides the circle of light from the manhole—yes, it took him a second to notice, alright? Night vision has been a feature in his suit for years—he fiddles with the spider emblem on his chest until it clicks and a circle of light hits the floor ahead of him. One of the newer features S.H.I.E.L.D. added which is definitely in need of tweaking. The flashlight only casts a small amount of light... and who knows when he last remembered to charge it. Not that he uses it often anyway. If all else fails, he could ask Strange or Loki to light their way.
There's a few moments where Spidey receives no response-- just long enough that it begins to feel plausible that Ock might have taken off and made an escape attempt -- before the doctor lowers herself down with her tentacles. She glances around. "Let's get this over with. I do not like cramped spaces."
Ceres pulls their mask a little lower over their face, though it's unfortunately too short to pull over their nose. Stupid younger them wanting to show off their stupid fangs.
They glances at the light from Spidey's chest; they don't wanna be mean, but it's kinda dim. Probably not enough to lead 5 people (6, counting the cape) through the sewers without at least one tripping.
(That is a funny thought, though. They kinda hope it's Ock.)
Loki seems to have a similar thought. He steps forward, a small orb of light forming and hovering over his palm. He looks expectantly at Spider-Man. "Lead the way." He walks briskly, subtly glancing at Strange every now and then, mostly to see if the Doctor is suffering as much as Loki hoped
He stares up, tense as he waits for Ock to come down. His shoulders drop as she finally does. "Yeah, I'll bet," Spider-Man agrees, forgetting for a moment that she hasn't experienced the same as his own Ock and therefore was not cooped up in an underwater lab in the Hudson—the same one they both nearly drowned in, but that's not a thought he's entertaining now—like his Ock was. Though, Spider-Man gets it. Old, stacked bricks, running water, darkness all around; what wouldn't go wrong?
He shakes his head. No time for that now. They're at the third base, or third plate, or whatever, near the finish line. Noticing the glow of the magic, he gives Loki a nod of thanks. "Let's get out of here."
He doesn't turn off his own poor 'flashlight', any light is good light, and he doesn't want to search for the button again. Taking the lead, Spider-Man sets off down the sewer tunnel, peering down each fork in the sewer and counting over the sets of footsteps behind him. With the echoes and the fact that a third, counting Capey, are floating, footsteps isn't the best method to make sure everyone is here, but he's mostly worried about Ock and Strange because one may run away and the other's footsteps are dragging.
Strange's face is stony, the usual for the sorcerer, his eyes set forward as if he can see despite the darkness looming outside of Loki's magic and strands of his own hair hanging in his face. He's keeping up fine enough, even if his boots are not clicking against the stone path, instead scraping quietly, definitely mucking up the bright yellow color. Strange has had better days, but he has definitely looked worse than the tired expression he has now.
The water rushes down another tunnel, creating a cacophony as it moves past them. The water pours out of the channel, basically a man-made waterfall, into a larger, dimly lit chamber. It is not where they're headed, but it's a decent marker that lets Spider-Man know they're close. "We're almost there. Careful around the water. It's a bigger fall than it looks and the water is fast," he warns, looking back at everyone. He's only been halfway down the drop when chasing the Lizard, and it wasn't fun to get back up.
Ceres walks a few minutes with the rest of the group before deciding to slow down a little and follow from the rear; Spidey leads, and they keep an eye on things.
They don't really know Strange well enough to know his baseline, but they're pretty sure it's usually better than this. They feel a little bad for making him hold the portal open so long; it clearly took more out of him than they thought it would.
Maybe they were just used to Loki's level of stamina. He was an Asgardian (kind of? Jotuun by birth, but he stayed shifted into an Asgardian form) and thus already had a bit of an advantage endurance-wise, and had Strange beat in the magic game by a few centuries. Maybe most people would get super tired after magic usage.
When they're not making sure Strange isnt going to pass out they watch Ock. She clearly does not like having Ceres follow behind her, and keeps shooting the spider glares sharp enough to cut. She does this again and Ceres sticks out their tongue, earning a low grumble from the scientist.
They decide, after a moment, that the ceiling looks cleaner than the floor, and silently use a web to crawl up and begin following the group from above. It's completely unnecessary but it's fun!
The walk continues on for another few minutes before Spider-Man stops, looking up at the manhole cover above them. "This should be it." He pulls himself up onto the ladder.
"Should?" Strange echoes, clearly eager to get out of the sewer tunnel.
"Yes, should, because the conclusive data–" He gestures to the manhole cover and presumably outside of it. "–hasn't been observed yet. It's a hypothesis."
"You said you knew where to go." At this point, Strange is just making it difficult for the sake of it, at least, that's what Spider-Man is assuming because it's a nicer thing to believe than the idea that Strange still thinks he's incompetent after all of their missions together. He's just being grouchy.
"Duh, but you don't say something is absolute until you can prove it. That's basic science. I thought you were a doctor." He sighs dramatically, "And here I was trying to bond." He climbs up the ladder the rest of the way, pushing open the manhole cover—only gritting his teeth a little at the scrape of metal on asphalt—and poking his head out. "Here we are. See? Told you!" He crawls fully out, checking his surroundings before sticking his head back in. "You're good to come up. One at a time, please." That probably didn't need stating, but he's had moments where his teammates all tried to go through a door at once.
Strange steps back, looking between Ceres, Loki, and Ock and waiting for someone to indicate they would like to go first. Despite his grouchiness, he can remember his manners and that everyone wants out of here just as bad as him.
Ceres watches the banter, turning their head to track who's speaking. They hold back a giggle at the antics.
Ock doesn't hesitate to take up Spider-Man's offer; she's out within seconds, cursing about the cramped space they entire way up. Ceres tilts their head as she leaves and follows quickly after; they still dont trust her not to bolt.
Loki shoots Strange a glance. "You first, Doctor. You look terrible." His voice is laced with fake worry, very clearly a mockery. Somewhere deep down, Loki knows that now is not really the time to be difficult; everyone is tired and hurt and on edge. However, that part is very very very deep down and Loki has no intentions of paying it any mind. The immediate satisfaction of making fun of Strange (even though it's not his Strange) is too good not to pass up.
Surprised by Ock's eagerness to get out, Spider-Man bites back the urge to retort and warn her about language while near schools. He likes being alive. Though he did think out of all of them, Ock would have been the most okay with the sewer thing, especially with how she responded before. But honestly? Same. The sewers around Midtown High are annoyingly small.
In the sewer, Strange gives Loki a dark glower, clicking his tongue, "Tch, then I suppose it is a good thing I do not concern myself with such things as vanity." He completely ignores the implications of looking terrible, focusing on the appearance aspect instead before he pushes himself up the ladder, mostly using Capey to float up rather than touch the rungs with his hands.
Once everyone is back in the light of day, Spider-Man toes the manhole cover back into place. He gestures for everyone to follow and leads them to the high school's iron gates. "Just to be very clear, I don't go here anymore, so if you're going to try and kill me, don't waste your time here," he announces, kind of useless considering roughly half of the group is going back to their own universe, and hopefully the rest don't try and kill him. But it's better to be safe than sorry. No way is anyone going to get hurt because of him. The front yard of the school is decorated with sparse trees and a bench that seems to be more graffiti than wood at this point.
Through the glass doors are beige walls and multi-colored tile floors in a pattern that is slightly off-center. There's a trophy case and a few student artworks high on the walls, and the echo of the whistled tune from the janitor.
"The plan is to go to detention—you'll see why in a moment—and when we get to the Tri-Carrier be ready to follow me and run. These two–" He gestures to Loki and Ock. "–aren't going to be popular in a good way. No offense." How much the tagged on consolation helps, he can't imagine much, but it's easier than getting into not only his history but the Avengers' history with Loki and Ock. They have a whole flight to discuss that if they really want to know.
Loki takes great satisfaction in getting under Strange's skin, if only a little. He follows immediately behind Strange, the second-to-last to exit in front of only Spider-Man.
"Killing you here would be a disservice to those actually trying to learn," Ock responds dryly. "I would wait until school was out."
The group trails behind Spider-Man, following as he leads them in. Ceres runs a hand along the wall as they walk, taking in the vibes of the place. It really isnt all that much different from the movies, appearance wise. If anything, it looks less exciting. They can't imagine they missed much by skipping out on the school thing entirely.
They perk a little at the sound of whistling. Their group is a little big, and they aren't sure how stealthy Ock can be (not that Ceres themself is awfully sneaky.) They think about bringing it up, but Spidey has the same super senses they do, and he's not commenting on it. It's... probably fine.
"Rodger," they hum as Spidey explains the plan. "Ock can run fast. Right, Ock?"
They receive a dead-pan look in response. Ceres offers a lopsided grin before turning away from their fishy sorta-enemy. "We'll be good."
"Glad to know you have standards," Spider-Man replies to Ock's maybe eventual plan to murder him. Not killing him in front of a bunch of teenagers is much appreciated. He's not going to mention that the school is technically closed right now, though, just to be safe.
Spider-Man nods as Ceres confirms what he hopes is actually true. So long as everyone can keep up they will be fine. He turns into one of the classrooms, letting everyone in before shutting the door. "Take a seat in any chair, no feet on the tables."
Once everyone is seated, Spider-Man sits down himself. "No one gets motion sick here, right?" he asks, but he doesn't give much time to respond before switching something under the desk and the chairs give way and they are falling into the tunnels that had opened into the floor. Strange lets out a surprised shout. Travelling through the separated tunnels, having landed on much softer chairs, is a lot of fast and sudden turns as the wind rushes past them. The only sign that the others are still around is the echo of their voices—notably Strange's cursing with each bend.
Ceres flinches, but quickly adjusts to the new speed. They figure that one, Spider-Man probably wouldn't be trying to kill them via slide, and two, if they were in real danger, their spider sense would be going off like crazy. It's been a while since they've been on a slide, anyways, and it's fun!
Ock, of course, starts cursing out everyone involved, both in English and in her native tongue. "WE AGREED ON A TRUCE, YOU BACKSTABBING LYING--" Ceres still has that translator in their neck and decides it might be best the others (excluding loki) can't understand the names she's calling them all. They're not very flattering.
Loki, much like Strange, swears as he hits a bend and screams something about a warning being appreciated.
When they are finally dropped at their destination, Ceres is the only of the three to land on their feet. They watch as Loki stands, brushing his pants legs off and mumbling something about undignified travel methods.
Ock stumbles to her feet, looking as if she wants to kill everyone in the room. She locks eyes with Spider-Man and charges, yelling in her native tongue again, before she can actually reach or attack Spidey, she's pulled back by blue webs. Ceres wags their finger at the scientist. "Play nice, c'mon. We're almost there." Ock snarls at them, but does not approach again. Not immediately.
Spider-Man does his best to keep his laughter contained. He fared no better his first time doing that, but it is still funny. However, he still does prepare for an attempt on his life from Ock, for obvious reasons, or Loki, mostly from past experiences with his version of the god rather than any beef with this one. He seems chill actually.
Upon seeing Ceres stick the landing, Spider-Man cheers, "Hey! Look at that! I wasn't able to do tha– uh-oh." He leaps to the ceiling after spotting the murderous intent in Ock's eyes. "Can I just mention that killing me now would be a really bad idea?" he utters quickly. "I mean, between 50 feet of water and– nevermind."
Being antagonistic won't help. Unfortunately for his sharp tongue, he has to be the mature one. "We can deal with the issues you have with me after we all get out of the enclosed space with armed agents at every corner."
He cautiously lowers himself from the ceiling. "And that's not an invitation to attack me on the jet either," he adds, forcing his posture to relax. He has no reason to try and make himself look bigger. "Let's get going. I don't want to know how many people heard all of that." He peeks out of the doorway. Not to mention whoever monitors the entrances from the school counted three extra arrivals than the two Coulson probably allowed. Things are going to get busy fast.
"So, we cool?" he asks, firing a web at each camera in the room, and at those in the hallway in both directions. The longer he can keep S.H.I.E.L.D. guessing where they are going, the less they may have to run.
Tony was in his lab, music on full blast. Usually he blasted old rock hits, but a song he hadn't heard since his college days, one that Rhodey had put him onto, came on. Work was abandoned and Tony had started to dance like no one was watching. No one could resist this song.
' The last time we had a party
It ended when the sun came out
That's why your mama told you that you couldn't go out
Stay in the house
Bad boy '
Tony glided against the floor as if he was Fred Astaire. He never told anyone that before he was shipped off, he actually wanted to go to Juilliard, but his father didn't permit it, despite his mother letting him take dance classes in his early teens to 'get him away from science for a bit'
Tony continued to dance and spin to the song, as if he was rehearsing a choreographed performance, unaware that eyes were watching him from the doorway.
When Spider-Man had heard the song through the door, he figured Tony was just going through a different playlist, switching things up a little while he worked in the lab. Which, in Spider-Man's eyes, was a good a time as any to be a bother. He already came all this way purely with the intent to bug someone and the getting a peek at the gadgets in Tony's lab was the cherry on the cake. He did have full intent to interrupt Tony, just not during an apparent dance number.
Honestly, he was not sure what to do now. Back up and never speak of this again? Tease the man? Compliment him? After all, Tony definitely had a better rhythm than him, and knew how to dance.
He decided on a mix of the latter two. "Wow, all that and you still tank hits on the battlefield? I'm pretty sure if you brought those moves out your enemies would be too in awe to attack you." Spider-Man leaned against the doorway, arms crossed and hoping his mask was doing a better job at hiding his surprise than he thought it was. Not only was one of the men he looked up to the most a genius and skilled hero, but he could also dance? That was awesome.
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Which went... fine. Minimal getting shot at by Zodiac guys, but SOMEONE (Nova) totaled our ride and went back to space, so now I'm stuck with the paperwork.
How many forms do I have to fill out for one S.H.I.E.L.D. jet? More than you think
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The Avengers' common room is about as loud as it usually gets. Tony and Steve are bickering or joking—who knows with those two?—there's coffee being made a few feet away in the kitchen. It's a calm chatter, which is odd since Spider-Man is visiting. He's sat on the arm of the couch, staring between Tony and Steve like he's listening to their argument, but the lack of interruptions suggests he has barely heard a word of it. At first, he did seem to at least put in the effort to switch his focus to whoever was speaking, but right now, the spot between the two appears to be far more interesting to Spider-Man.
The usually restless hero hadn't even moved, not until Clint accidentally set down the coffee mugs he grabbed from the cabinet too hard, then, Spider-Man's head snapped towards the noise like it was about to attack him, lenses wide as he stares for a moment. However, a jaunty remark from Tony grabs his attention back to the argument/conversation, and he rests his chin in his hand, not matching that remark with any sort of joke of his own.
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Strange looks between Ceres and Ock as Ceres introduces themselves. "Congratulations," he says, his tone suggesting he isn't sure if he should be congratulating the truce, and shaming their hand briefly.
As Ceres explains, Spider-Man leans back, glancing back at Ock. "You can call him Capey," he mutters, gesturing to the cape.
"Do not. Spider-Man–" Strange begins to protest, giving Spider-Man a harsh look that is obviously ineffective since he immediately retorts.
"Why? Do you have a name for your swickityawetastic cape?"
That makes Strange pause, not to think about a name for his cape, no, but likely to question Spider-Man's sanity—even though this behaviour should not be a surprise. "Are you making up spells again?" he demands, almost hopeful that that is the answer.
"No. Does it look like it's Halloween to you?" And there were numerous other factors that allowed him to imagine a spell. "Come on, swickityawetastic? I said that so many episodes ago. You need to catch up, man," Spider-Man complains. "Capey gets it." To which the cape in question perks up at the collar proudly.
Strange narrows his eyes, opening his mouth to say something, but where do you even start with all of that? Instead, his jaw clicks shut and he turns back to Ceres. "You need to track down an alternate version of Loki, your Loki, using magic, preferably without the Avengers discovering your... escapades," he summarizes, clearly debating on if this is worth his time. "I suppose I may have a spell that could help." Without so much as a wave to follow after him, he turns on his heel—Capey flaring out just a little too dramatically, enjoying the attention—and walks into the Sanctum Sanctorum. The large wooden doors remain open for them to follow.
"He's just as grumpy in your dimension," Ceres hums to Spidey, following Strange into the building. Ock follows close behind, still seeming at awe with the magic shown.
Ock glances at Spider-Man and mumbles, "You can call it Capey. I will not risk annoying a man with such power. I value my life."
Ceres gives Ock a thumbs down. "Lameee," they reply. "Strange is a good guy, which means he usually doesn't kill people for the crime of being annoying. Unlike some people I know. Besides, Capey likes the name." Ock grumbles but does not grace Ceres with a response.
Ceres has been in the Sanctum Sanctorum before, but it's been a minute. They forget how cool the place is. "So, Doc," they hum, directing their attention towards Strange. "Interdimensional issues are kinda your thing, right? Because after we find my Loki, me and him and also maybe the Doctor over there needs to find a way home, and it was kinda-sorta-a little bit of magic that got us here in the first place." They talk fast, gesturing as they do.
Spider-Man snorts at the back and forth between Ceres and Ock. It's weird to see a version of Ock who fears magic users in some way. His Ock, before reforming himself and all that, was pretty convinced that he was either unkillable or just didn't care enough to worry. He also assumed everyone was too incompetent to best him. Good to know this Ock maybe won't challenge/steal from everyone under the sun.
Strange doesn't turn around to look at the group as he listens, staring up through the stained glass window hanging above the grand staircase taking up the back of the room. "Not alone. I am well-versed in time and its passages. However, to travel across dimensions, to one specific universe would be, as you say, 'like finding a needle in a haystack'," Strange explains, his words slightly stilted as he utters the metaphor. Spider-Man doesn't get why exactly; the man has been on Earth for most of his life. But then again he also wanted to study Halloween, so who knows what is up with that.
"So we need a magnet?" Spider-Man tilts his head. He's been around a few times on the multiverse merry-go-round. There's only one other person he knows can help travel the multiverse through magic. "Another Strange-Madame Web team up?" That's always fun. The plane ride to K'un-Lun, less so. The place is great, just cold, but renowned in the world of magic for its thin barrier between realities well enough to set your hair on end. "Neither of you get airsick, right?" he asks, looking towards Ceres and Ock.
Ceres raises an eyebrow, clearly unfamiliar with any Madame Web in their universe. They're mildly disappointed, though; of course the return trip home couldn't be easy. Nothing ever was with them. Oh, well. At least they got more time with their new cool spider person friend (and get to delay their future attempted murder at the hands of Ock.)
Ock makes a face at the question, as if she thinks Spidey is stupid for even asking. "We come from a spacefaring universe, spider. I have traveled the cosmos. Ceres lives in a spaceship." She looks mildly disgusted as she adds, "I have been on it. It is filthy."
Ceres cringes. "Probably could stand to clean it more often," they mumble. To be fair, except for when aliens board it to try and kill them, they usually live alone. Louder, they say, "Nah, I should be all good. Do we get to go on a roadtrip later? I'll bring snacks."
"You'd be surprised. My teammate lived on an airship but couldn't handle the S.H.I.E.L.D. jets. After Power Man fell victim to airsickness, I figured I'd ask. Those jets do not air out easy." He shudders, mostly for dramatic effect. "And yes, we kind of are. Not much road involved."
Strange looks contemplative. "This 'roadtrip' is not to sightsee or play around. Snacks are unnecessary. We are merely there to create a means for you all to return home," he reminds.
"For the plane ride. K'un-Lun's got great food anyway," Spider-Man clarifies, knowing Strange enough to recognize his 'about to go on a lecture about mystical responsibility' face. "They can bring snacks, it's fine– Where would you get snacks anyway?" He looks over at Ceres at his realization. "Y'know what? Details later. We have a Loki to find... and a Madame Web to call," he decides, and Strange nods.
Ock mumbles something about human stomachs being weak. The word inferior is thrown in there at some point. She goes ignored.
Ceres nods, a little greatful Spider-Man bailed them out of getting a lecture. They'd had enough magic related lectures from Loki growing up. (Mostly some variation of "No, Ceres, I cannot fix that with magic. No, I am not saying that because I don't want to. If I attempted such a feat you would most likely die. No, I will not attempt it anyways.")
"Alright!" They say, clapping their hands together. "So, step one, tracking Loki. If it makes it any easier, she has at least a couple of wards on me. Mostly stuff to manage my chronic illness. Might help you get a frame of reference for what kind of magic youre looking for." They really didn't have any idea how magic worked, but they figure extra info is better than not enough. "Step two is contacting Madame Web and getting us a way home?"
They lean back to Spidey, cover the side of their mouth with their hand, and stage whisper, "Who's Madame Web?"
"I suppose that could work," Strange agrees, one hand scratching his chin as he turns and wanders off without any explanation. Spider-Man doesn't make a move to follow, watching him walk away, shrugging, and looking back to Ceres.
"She's... uh, I don't exactly know. She's a pal of Nick's– er, Fury, for sure. Got some kind of see-the-future power, just without the crystal ball, and some sort of connection with the web of reality or something." Madame Web is a bit of a recluse—no pun intended—so that along with Fury's penchant for secrets makes the information Spider-Man has on her not-so substantial. "But I do know she and Strange can make a portal to other realities together. And that she's a friend."
Strange returns from the opposite side of the room, a book levitating beside him—you know the type; so dusty it could trigger an asthma attack and thick with yellowed pages. He begins to flip through it, likely searching for a spell, and ignores the cloud of dust nearly engulfing his head.
Ceres nods, getting the gist. They have more questions-- web of reality? -- but Spidey probably doesn't have the answers, and there's more important things going on anyhow. "Got it." They decide not to gush about how cool a seeing the future power would be. Even if there are drawbacks. Actually, thinking about the drawbacks, maybe it wouldn't be that cool to have.
Ceres stands on their tip toes, trying to see over the edge of the book and onto it's pages without getting close enough to go into a coughing fit from the dust. It's probably in some language they don't know, but they're naturally curious.
Unfortunately, their attempt to glimpse at the pages does get them a little too close, and they begin to cough. "Jeez," they wheeze. "I think you're beyond dust bunnies, doc. You've gotta be at dust--" they cough. "--dust bears by now." Stupid spider venom not getting rid of their stupid asthma. They cough for a few moments more before it subsides.
"Honestly." Spider-Man waves the worst of the dust still in the air away from Ceres' face, keeping an eye on them until the coughing subsides. "With how adamant you are every time I visit about not making a mess, you'd think you'd do at least a little spring cleaning."
Strange looks up from the book, unamused with the chiding, but he flicks his wrist, a purple wisp of magic leaving his hand and carrying the dust along with it out of the room. "They are not dust bears," he mutters defensively, sticking his nose back in the book. Spider-Man crosses his arms, glancing over to Ceres with a theatrical disbelieving expression.
"I suppose this spell could work," Strange decides, slipping off towards the cauldron in front of the fireplace. Well, it looks like a cauldron, but the liquid inside is not bubbling, but stagnant and a delicate silver color that stubbornly refuses to show a reflection. So maybe more of a vat than a cauldron. Especially since Strange isn't the type to usually incorporate the physical world into his magic like potions would generally demand. This being some sort of artifact is more likely than Strange picking up potion making and happening to have exactly what he needs on hand. "This will not summon Loki, but will show their whereabouts," he explains as he looks over the pages one last time before uttering the spell, in a language Spider-Man can't even hope to understand. It doesn't even sound like it has latin roots, so who knows if it's even of Earth. The silvery liquid shoots up from the cauldron in a tall column, small little forms seeming to weave in and out of the liquid surface in spirals, horned creatures, eyes, wings, and snarling teeth, but no bigger than a little finger. A figure, larger than the rest, nearly taking up the whole width of the column forms next, a long face with a smirk, the only color other than silver being bright green eyes, not quite right for what Ceres knows. However, within a few seconds, that face shifts, becoming much more familiar and a whole lot more like the Loki they know.
Ceres leans forward, careful not to actually touch the cauldron. They understand more than most the consequences of messing with magic stuff; as said before, they've had a ton of magic related lectures.
They look mildly confused as the wrong Loki shoes up -- hair too short, scar on the nose missing, too much armor -- but they light up again as their Loki forms from the liquid. "That's him!" They exclaim. "That's-- Where is that?" It's clearly not New York.
Ock, from a distance, also watches. Her head tilts as she takes in the moving liquid; there is not anything similar to such magic on her planet. A part of her wants to study it, to wield it. A part of her fears it. She remains where she is, several feet away.
Ceres takes another few moments to stare before they realize where Loki is, their face scrunching up. Oh, that's not gonna be fun. "Hey, Spidey, how well do you do in the heat?" At least they had an explanation for why Loki didn't show up when they were plastered all over Jameson's Jumbotrons; he was stuck in Muspelheim, realm of fire.
Spider-Man squints, eyeing the scene. His experience with magic dimensions may be limited compared to others, but he can guess it's not Earth. "I'm assuming not the hawai'ian shirt and coconut drinks type of heat?" he quips. A full-body suit has its downsides in the heat. Sweat, specifically. Nothing better than getting soaked in sweat in a land being scorched alive before travelling to snowy mountains and freezing his tuchus off. He's going to hold up great. Spiders are known for their fantastic thermoregulation.
"Muspelheim," Strange recognizes. "Certainly no vacation."
"And we can't just 'whappam'–" Spider-Man makes a gesture nothing akin to how magic is generally used. "–portal Loki here?" His tone is doubtful. It's never that easy.
"No. I can not summon Loki, much less from another realm such as Muspelheim. However, I can likely create a portal to get us there before our intrusion is noticed so we may retrieve Loki. I am unsure if all of us are befitting for such conditions." Strange looks pointedly over at Ock. Aquatic aliens and a realm of fire likely don't mix. Strange is also likely to stay behind so he can make a portal to get them out, something likely to be more difficult and requiring some sort of magic 'power-ups' once those of the realm are alerted—and Capey is simply too wild to be trusted around that much fire.
Ceres glances at Ock. "You cool with staying behind? I've seen you on hot planets before, you almost--"
"I would do just fine," Ock interrupts. "Though I would prefer not to. You two can suffer on your own." She will not willingly admit that she would absolutely die in such a place; her species comes from deep water, adapted for near freezing tempatures. No species from her planet has the thermoregulation earthlings seem to possess, as the little strip of Altera capable of hosting life rarely changed temperatures outside a certain range. Her suit could only do so much to maintain her body's ideal temperatures.
Ceres shrugs. Ock is clearly lying, but they can't say they'll miss her. "Fine by me." They glance at Spidey. "It's hot as hell in there. Literally, it's practically hell." They've only been once, for a brief moment, but it was rough. Hopefully the mission won't take too long. They can't imagine how a frost giant like Loki is doing there.
Ceres removes the upper part of their costume, leaving them in something akin to a jumpsuit. They then tie the upper part around their waist. Less layers are always good when its that hot.
Ceres faces Strange. "Any chance you could magically conjure up some water bottles?" They're joking. Mostly. "If Spidey's ready, I am."
Spider-Man shrugs at Ock's refusal to go. He figured as much. From what he's learned from his own Ock, self-preservation is top priority until the urge to try to kill him takes the wheel, which always happens at the worst of times.
And from the sounds of it, he'd rather not go to a fiery realm with a variant of Ock who is only peaceful thanks to a flimsy and strained agreement. He can learn more about the fish lady possibly staying in his universe when he's not going to get roasted alive.
"Perhaps once you're back," Strange offers. "I'd presume you'd like your hands free in the face of the creatures from Muspelheim."
"Ready as I'll ever be. Not like I can shed any layers," Spider-Man agrees, only sounding mildly jealous of Ceres' suit. Yes, he designed his own suit, so it's only himself he has to blame, but that was before he had to deal with the heats not native to New York. By now, he has a brand that almost all of his team has copied.
Strange nods before twisting his hands around in the air, focused and controlled. The Eye of Agamotto opens, emitting a purple glow, and a beat later a portal opens to Muspelheim. Strange drops his hands, a few beads of sweat collecting at his temple, seemingly not from the heat slowly creeping into the room from the portal.
"We'll just give you a shout when we need to leave?" Spider-Man checks, already walking towards the portal like he knows the schedule by now.
"Yes, I suppose that will suffice," Strange confirms, rubbing his forehead.
"Alright. See you soon, Doc...sss, both of you." Spider-Man gives a two-finger salute before stepping through the portal. "Man, I know too many doctors."
The heat hits like a wall. Stifling as it is, thankfully, at least where the portal opened, it isn't humid. Just a dry heat that reeks of smoke and a hint of sulfur, in case the place being on fire wasn't obvious enough.
Ceres follows through the portal with a quick wave to Strange and a raspberry blown at Ock. They cringe at the sudden wave of heat that hits them; they're from the Southeast, but not even the summers there had heat this oppressive.
The world around them is made of pale orange rock with many jagged edges. Volcanos and rivers of lava can be seen in the distance, and there is, of course, various patches of fire around. Ceres's nose scrunches at the smell of smoke.
"I've only been to the Muspelheim in my dimension once," Ceres says, "and it was only for a little bit, so I'm not fully sure what we're getting into here. I know there's fire demons here, and Sutur might be around somewhere. Just be on the lookout." They never actually had to fight him, but they heard stories. They hope the two avoid the giant entirely.
Ceres keeps an eye out for any green among the reds and oranges of the realm. Loki can't be far; they consider asking to split up, but decide if they do get attacked it'll be better to stick together. They go silent as they scan the horizon for their lost friend.
They've only been walking a few minutes when their spider sense alerts them to something. It's seconds later they hear the footsteps quickly approaching and something metal being swung. "Look out!" Ceres turns and pushes Spidey, taking a step back after; the two barely avoid the sword that lodges in the ground between them. A creature made of fire stands at the hilt end of the weapon, raising it in preparation of another strike.
Spider-Man stumbles from the shove, recovering like the elegant superhero he is. Yeah right. That's totally what happened. He turns to look at the fire being with a sword. "Oh, that's hot." He leaps into the air, firing a web at the sword as he goes over the creature's shoulder, pulling it back. His webs won't hold long before they burn by being close to such heat, but even a second extra is an advantage he'll take.
"Not like that! I prefer my dudes looking smoking hot, dare I say smouldering, but burning? No way," he corrects, mostly talking at the fire monster whirling around to smash his sword in his general direction rather than actually discussing his preferences in people with it. He ducks to the side, circling back around to Ceres. "Sorry, I think my brain is melting. This line of jokes is like the opposite of cool," he says as an aside to them, only partially aware of the hot pun that the 'opposite of cool' is, before calling out at the creature. "Almost as uncool as your sword technique! I haven't ever used one and I know it doesn't work like a club!"
His webs won't hold a being on fire, and trying to fight fire with fists seems like a poor idea. Well, when webs and fists don't work... "Hey, ya big fireball! You ever heard of rock, web, fire? Fire may beat webs, but how about rock?" There's one benefit of a rocky terrain and a fire-guy into smashing things around, plenty of good chunks of stone to lob. And that's exactly what Spider-Man does, picking up a rock with his webs and chucking it at the fire creature. It hits, the shoulder and arm it hit dissipating into sparks and smoke. However, it still stands, and it does not seem very happy with Spider-Man for costing it its arm. "Uh, is it too late to call it a tie?" he chuckles nervously.
It's a terrible time to laugh at jokes. Ceres knows this, but they can't help but giggle at Spidey's puns. They're absolutely terrible, and that's their favorite kind.
They step back to give him space to swing the rock at the fire creature, letting out a shout of celebration as the rock collides. Their excitement is quickly wiped away as the creature still stands. "I think fire also beats rock," they quip. "But, hear me out--" they follow Spidey's attempt and use their webs to send another rock flying. "--two rocks."
The creature does not fall for this a second time, and dodges easily. Ceres blinks. "Welp, I'm out of ideas."
The creature charges them, and Ceres yelps as they dodge to the side; they attack from the back, landing a hard punch that sends the creature to the ground. They hiss as they wave their hand frantically. "Ow ow ow, that burns, ow."
While they're distracted, the creature grabs them by the ankle, sending them to the ground as well. They cry out and use their other foot to try and kick the creature away, to no avail.
Before anything else can be done, a green blast of energy slams into the creature. There is a hissing, and then silence.
"Can you not manage to avoid mortal peril for more than 5 minutes, Ceres?" The voice comes from Loki, who leans against a particularly large boulder. "I heard the sounds of battle and assumed it was you. Then I heard the terrible jokes and knew it was you." He doesn't look great; his brow is slick with sweat and he looks quite pale, even moreso than he already is. Even his voice seems a tad too raspy. He looks to Spidey. "A new friend, I presume?"
Spider-Man watches Ceres hurl the second rock, maybe feeling a little proud and fond—it's not like he meets many people, even alternate versions of himself, who are as chaotic as him aside from Deadpool who wanted to '"k-word" people and it's nice to not get eyerolls at his dumb jokes even if he doesn't mind them—but the feeling doesn't last long enough for much introspection before the creature is leaping at them. He turns his head away as Ceres lands the punch. He's made that mistake many a time. Punching fire is not an enjoyable experience
As Ceres is dragged by the ankle, Spider-Man's mask lenses widen. He steps forward, but stops in his tracks as the fiery creature is struck with some sort of bright green light.
He flinches harder than he'd like to admit. But in his defense, usually sudden bright flashes are being shot at him, not his adversaries. He cracks open his eyes, peeking at the worse for wear Loki, and drops his arms from where they were shielding his face.
"Yeah, new friend. I'm Spider-Man," he introduces himself with a wave to Loki. He walks over to Ceres, holding out his hand to help them up. "You good?" He avoided touching the fire creature, so he isn't sure how bad the burns could be from being held by the ankle.
Ceres blinks up at Spidey. "Fine. Probably." They're definitely burned, but it'll probably maybe be alright. They've healed from worse.
The teen takes his hand, allowing themself to be pulled up. They cringe slightly as the burn on their leg protests the sudden weight put on it, but they take great care not to react otherwise.
Ceres looks to Loki. "You alive?" They mean it as a joke, but Loki really doesn't look all that great. They're pretty sure he's on the verge of a heatstroke, between the unfocused look in his eyes and lack of comments thud far. Normally he would have made at least one remark about their terrible midbattle jokes after the fact. His skin isn't blue yet, though, a good sign.
They god approaches the two of them, offering a nod of greeting to Spider-Man. "Alive enough." He looks at the spot where the fire demon had been vanquished. "It will be back soon; the flames here don't stay extinguished for long." He shifts his weight from one foot to the other. "We should make haste in our exit. Proper introductions can be given when we are out of here." He'd love a rundown of what's happened while he was stuck in this place, but he'd rather be out first. A frost giant belongs in Muspelheim about as much as a penguin belongs in Florida.
Spider-Man doesn't say anything to contradict what Ceres has said about their condition, but keeps a mental note for later. He feels kind of scummy getting out of this as the only one uninjured, but that's fine. He'll just ignore it. It's not like he will end up doing something stupid—well, more stupid than usual—because of it festering.
Stop! Focus! Feel guilty later. Spider-Man has to shake off that withering feeling. "That's fine. I'm not planning to make a vacation home here or anything," he says, also looking to where the fire creature had disappeared.
Now, getting out of here. Just a shout. A literal shout, right? He doubts he has service here... or if Strange even owns a phone. "Hey, Straaangee!" he calls, looking up to the sky because he has no idea where to look. "We'd like to leave, pronto if you– oh, look at that, already there." A portal crackles open, revealing the inside of the Sanctum Sanctorum, Ock, and a weary looking Strange who sits back in an armchair the moment they step through and the portal closes, the damp, hot air fading with it.
Immediately, Loki looks quite relieved at the cold air, but his expression seems to grow sour as he realizes where they are. "Ah. Hello, Stephen." It's clear he isn't quite thrilled to be in the Sanctum Sactorum; Loki knows this isn't his Strange, but the petty rivalry he holds with the Sorcerer Supreme taints his rescue all the same.
Ock glances the group over. "You lived. How sad." Her gaze lingers on Ceres. "Though not without injury. Not all bad, then."
Ceres waltzes over and flicks Ock on the equivalent of her nose. "You're literally the worst. Hush." They turn to face the others, ignoring the murderous glare they're receiving. "So, I don't think Strange is looking up to travel right now. Are you good? You don't look good." They frown at the doctor before continuing, "...but when he is we got a road trip to K'un-Lun, and then we're home bound! Yay!" They pause, seemingly remembering something. "Weren't the Avengers looking for Loki? Should someone tell them we have him, and he's not committing war crimes like they thought he would? I'd hate to waste their time."
"I, for one, have no problem wasting their time," Loki responds. Of course he wouldn't.
Spider-Man looks between Loki and Strange, surprised by the god's animosity for the other. They have beef? Man, where's Strange been all the times my Loki's been all up in my webs and causing trouble? He frowns under the mask as Ock comments about Ceres' injury, and he'd have said something if not for the look on her face after being flicked hinting that murder is on the horizon if anyone else utters a word in her direction.
Side eyeing Loki for the attitude, Strange sits up more, an attempt to look more composed that is convincing to those who don't know him well. "I am fine. Creating portals between realms like Muspelheim is not a task I regularly perform, and for good reason: it is rather strenuous." He wipes his forehead with a handkerchief to rid it of the worst of the sweat that built up.
When Ceres poses the question of telling the Avengers, Spider-Man tilts his head. He can't believe he's agreeing with Loki here, but the Avengers were told that this Loki wasn't a threat and ignored that, so... "They've wasted their time in worse ways. It's not like they listened the first time anyway," he adds. It isn't the team player move that would increase his rapport with Earth's mightiest heroes, but he was taught by Nicholas 'tell them only what is necessary' Fury first.
"So, how about that water, huh?" Spider-Man questions rather than linger. He marches off towards where he knows the kitchen to be, pausing just before the hall. He should probably delegate the role of making sure no one dies before he leaves, even if it's only for a few seconds. Murderous, about to be murdered, exhausted, exhausted but recovering faster. "You–" He points to Loki. "–Make sure no one dies. Please? And Capey, come help me with the water." Capey floats off of Strange's shoulders, slipping towards Spider-Man, but momentarily darting back to pat Strange on the head in some sort of apology.
Capey at his side, Spider-Man takes off down the hall to raid Strange's fridge for water bottles. He may have asked Loki to make sure no one kills each other, and this definitely isn't his Loki, but he isn't going to lie and say he's willing to take his sweet time with him watching over everyone, no matter how much they agree on. However, he is willing to spend a few extra seconds hunting for whatever bandages and medical supplies he can find for Ceres' burns. He's on his way back, Capey sagging with water bottles and he nearly drops a few himself.
Loki looks like he wants to make a comment about Strange's current state (something about his magic clearly being superior and his skill level far greater,) but he decides to keep his mouth shut for once. No need to further slow down the proceedings of things; that would just make getting home harder.
Ceres can't argue with that. Not their fault the Avengers don't know how to listen.
Loki jumps a little at the sudden attention on him. He only sighs and solemnly nods when he realizes the task he's been assigned. "I will do my best." He looks around at the group; Crazed scientist, annoying sorcerer, teen with a knack for getting themself in trouble, and him. Not the worst he's worked with, somehow. He can keep them alive for a few moments while Spider-Man leaves.
Ock is not happy. She was forced into enemy territory. She knew Ceres was going to go on some heroic spiel about how she needed to return home with them and blah blah blah. She was not going to return. She was also not happy with being marched into an enemy's home, surrounded by unfamiliar sciences. She hates not knowing. She also hates this stupid truce, because the idea of pretending to be Ceres's equal is humiliating.
And now Ceres has humiliated her again by telling her to "hush." She knows attacking is a bad idea. She is outnumbered (another thing she hates.) Strange has magic and so does Loki and both spiders have considerable strength that she can take on individually but not together.
But Strange is exhausted and Loki is too and Ceres is injured. Spider-Man is gone and so is the cape and even if she cannot win she can at least prove she is better. That's what she tells herself, anyways. She really just wants a fight.
Ceres's shouts can be heard before Spider-Man even enters the room. When he does enter, Ock has Ceres pinned against the floor with a tentacle, Loki is shouting something while summoning what little magic he can muster, Ceres is shouting about their truce and telling Ock to let go, and Strange is watching in bewilderment.
It's not until Ock sees Spider-Man that she lets go. The odds are against her again; she cannot win if he is here. Loki and Strange can't fight well and Ceres won't kill her but she still isn't sure about the other Spider. "Should've stabbed you quicker," she hisses under her breath, glaring daggers at Ceres. She could have done it and ran and been done with this.
Ceres, still on the floor, ignores their entire predicament and only holds out their hand towards the water. "Can you pass me one?"
Spider-Man stands in the doorway, gobsmacked, bewildered, discombobulated, all of the above and more. "Not even a minute. I wasn't even– okay..." he sighs. He doesn't bother looking to Loki for an explanation. He may have been saddled with the responsibility for the group, but Spider-Man can easily guess he has no hand in what happened. He really didn't expect Ock to choose murder in the span of a few seconds.
"Was my Ock this murder-y? With the whole dissecting thing, maybe" he mutters into his hand, looking up at the high ceiling. His Ock has backstabbed many times during their so-called truces, but he can't recall one while in such a disadvantageous position. He doesn't pay any mind to the expression Strange has; he must have overheard, but it's not like Spider-Man could be bothered to figure out if it's confusion or concern on his face.
He nods as Ceres asks for a water, taking one from Capey and handing it to them. "I've also got bandages," he says, not intending to leave much of a choice in whether or not they are taken. Burns aren't his strong suit when it comes to treating them—most of his solutions are to merely slap a bandage on it anyway—but hopefully Ceres or Loki know how. Strange probably would know, but his hands don't seem to be very steady at the moment. Capey lays out the rest of the water bottles and the roll of bandages out on an end table before returning to Strange, dropping one of the bottles into his lap.
"As for you." Spider-Man looks towards Ock, not bothering to put on a show of disappointment. He knows his opinion doesn't matter to her. Though he does appreciate that she at least stopped trying to kill Ceres once he walked in, even if it wasn't because of anything besides realizing the odds are against her. "We had a deal. You don't do that–" He waves his hand around to gesture to the scene that just occurred. "–And you'd get to stay in my universe while we figure out the whole Norma thing. I'm already going to have to fight thirty different people to keep you out of a cell during your stay, never mind how many I'll have to fight to keep you in this universe, so don't make it harder for me by trying to kill people, no matter how much they snub or mock you." He would stand up for Ock against all those people, but when it comes to her realizing that, he might just be talking to a wall, so he adds on one more thing. "You're smart. That much is obvious. Don't throw it all away with a stupid decision." He's still unfamiliar with how exactly this Ock works, but intellect matters a lot to his Ock, so he may as well try to feed into her ego that way.
"And we'll try to avoid antagonizing each other too much." He looks over his shoulder at Ceres. He's guilty of doing the same with his Ock, so he can't blame them, not when their Ock was also chiming in with similar comments and starting things, but rising to the challenge given by someone operating on a hairpin trigger doesn't help. As fun as it can be when there's no injury impeding one's ability to move.
Spider-Man walks over to the table, grabbing a water bottle and sitting on the floor, hoping that's a clear enough signal that it is chill time and attempted murder is not allowed. They need some time to recuperate before they go to K'un-Lun that isn't spent trying to fight or correct each other. Loki and Strange likely need it most out of everyone here.
Ock scowls. She hates orders. She does not want to listen to Spider-Man. But even she must acknowledge that he holds the cards here -- he's the one who will make the choice to let her stay, he's the one who can pull the strings to keep her off the filthy streets of this planet if she does. If that means putting off her plans of murder until a more opportune time, so be it. She grumbles, but sits down and does not engage any further.
If it comes down to it, she's not sure whether she'd pick her own freedom or Ceres's death. Freedom runs the risk of recapture. Ceres's death runs the risk of her own. For now, though, the possibility of both was still on the table. She just needed to play her cards right.
Ceres looks away as they're chastised. That was fair; they really weren't helping the already tense relations here. They're not going to promise it won't happen again, but they'll at least think about it before they do anything stupid, a step above their usual "act fast, think of consequences later" attitude. They sit up, cracking open the bottle they were handed and taking a long sip.
Loki takes the bandages and tosses them to Ceres before he takes a seat on the floor as well, slowly sipping at his own water. He hates to admit it, but the heat did get to him. He's far from full strength. At least he didn't have to push his already sparse seiðr reserves to keep Ock from murdering Ceres. He'd done a relatively alright job keeping the teen from dying so far; it'd be a shame to have all that hard work thrown away because he didn't have enough magic in him to stop their murder.
Ceres removes their boot and looks over the damage to their leg. It wasn't as bad as they first thought -- their boots took the brunt of the damage, partially burnt away from the heat. The ankle itself is red and blistered, on the worse side of a second degree burn, but their healing factor is already taking care of it. They wrap it loosely.
"My shoes got messed up," they sigh, holding up the burnt boot. "It's gonna take so long to fix this thing." They'd have to get new materials -- and that meant a trip back to the planet they'd got them from, and a trip to the planet they got their specific dye from, and then they'd have to figure out a way to make the patch look seamless-- ugh. Too much work. They groan, propping their chin on their fist.
Spider-Man's shoulders slump with relief as everyone sits down. No one is going to kill the other, and now he has time to think. Procuring a plane ride to K'un-Lun won't be as easy as pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Is pulling a rabbit out of a hat easy? Or do magicians just make it look easy? He shakes his head. Focus is important, not parlor tricks.
Opening his water bottle, he rolls his mask above his nose before taking a sip. He takes a peek as Ceres wraps their ankle, not completely satisfied with the dressing, but he understands why it was done so. He drums his fingers against his water bottle, looking away. As Ceres complains about their boot, he nods. Costume damage always sucks, but better the suit than them.
I could ask Danny for a ride to K'un-Lun. He rules the place, after all, has a jet, and it would be cheaper and quicker than a commercial flight. It would just be a matter of avoiding the Avengers' efforts to catch Loki under their assumptions that he's the same as their Loki. Smuggling a god out of New York in a private jet. No biggie. Maybe a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet would be better. Fury is used to me "borrowing" anyway. Facing Fury's wrath is more appealing than possibly dealing with angry and unreasonable Avengers, and risking Danny's identity. Of course Rand would have to go on the side of the jet, or at least it was from what Spider-Man remembers.
Airlines are immediately out of the option anyway. Loki is well-known enough that getting on a flight would be impossible, and that's without considering what reaction Ock would garner with her charming fishiness. So, S.H.I.E.L.D. jet it is.
He shrugs. Stealing a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet is easy enough. Leaning back on his hands, he speaks up, "We'll take a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet to K'un-Lun. It'll take a bit, but quicker than an airline." Flying to Latveria had taken six hours, so this may take nine or less. He can't imagine it taking more.
Loki raises an eyebrow at the spider. "Are we borrowing a jet, or taking a jet?" He's well aware of his infamous status in most places; he doubts it's any different in this timeline. He has no issue with stealing, but the fact a hero such as Spider-Man would be willing to forgo such morals to ensure he (and Ceres) made it to safety was at least a little touching, if not reckless.
Ceres takes another sip of their water, glancing between the two. They're pretty sure they already know the answer; S.H.I.E.L.D. would never willingly transport Loki to anywhere but a jail cell. That's not even mentioning the bad taste Ock would probably put in their mouths. "Don't they fly around in a giant airship thingy? Gonna be hard to sneak in."
Loki hums. "I think I could conjure up a few cloaking spells. It's a little harder to work them around technology than magic, but given enough time..." He taps his chin as he thinks. He could manage to mask the four for a brief period once he recovered a bit more strength. Once they're on, it's a matter of avoiding the agents on board.
Ceres grins. "Sounds like a plan." Half a plan, really, but better than what they usually work with. "Dibs on flying the jet out!" Flying a jet is probably just like flying a spaceship, right? They have plenty of experience in that, and they kind of miss flying around fast. "Think I could do a barrel roll?"
"If you make any attempt at such a thing, I will kill you, truce be damned." Ock scowls at them. She could offer her services -- she could disable the cameras, the radar, the sensors, she could send the damned ship into the ground if she wanted, but she has no wish to help Ceres beyond what is required of her.
"I'm going to give it back, so borrowing." Without permission. It's fine, Spider-Man knows that much. Fury likes him, he gets results, and whatever third thing that isn't him pulling his rank, means that he gets a lot of grace even though he doesn't follow orders. "You mean the Tricarrier?" he supplies. Getting onto it would be difficult without webs and flying. Last he checked, Ock and Loki can't fly, though the latter might be able to with a spell. "It docks in the river. Flying all the time would be a huge cost of energy, and it would be hard to get heroes who don't fly aboard."
He holds a hand over his mouth as he thinks. "There's S.H.I.E.L.D. tunnels at my old high school from when me and my team used to go there. They would hook up to the Helicarrier when it was under water, would probably do the same with the Tricarrier. We're only five, right?" He looks over everyone here, counting heads. Himself, Ceres, Loki, Ock, Strange (and Capey). That's five, thankfully. One more and seating would get awkward.
"So, check with Coulson if the tunnels still work, get to Midtown, get onto the Tricarrier, grab a jet, and fly out before the Tricarrier has fully breached that water and it's safe for other jets to pursue," Spider-Man says simply, though it won't be that simple because when is it ever? "Uh, actually, how likely is everyone to kill me if I suggest we take the sewers to get to Midtown to avoid all of New York from seeing us march into a school?" He knows going through the sewers is far from a fan favorite—not like he enjoys the smell either—but after dealing with the Lizard, he's found them to be a decent way to avoid prying eyes, and it keeps potential dangers out of the streets (Ock, cough cough).
Strange's eyes narrow. Hoofing it in the sewers is the opposite of appealing to the normal person. Strange, who has managed to avoid the messier aspects of working with Spider-Man thus far, is likely much less pleased. "Spider-Man, that is–"
"Genius, right?" he interrupts hopefully, knowing very well that it is the opposite. It's mostly to be an annoyance. Satisfied watching Strange's eye twitch, he concedes, "Or we can try Loki's cloaking spell idea and wait a bit so everyone's tip-top... or as close as can be."
"I have no opposition to the sewer approach." Ock taps the outside of her helmet. "Not like I could smell it." She didn't have much of a sense of smell anyways, but that's besides her point.
Ceres makes a face. They've been to planets that smell like nothing but sulfer and rotten eggs, and it sucks, but they can do it if they have to. "If it keeps us from getting swarmed by the guys with the guns, I'm down." They don't really wanna get in a fight with The Avengers, or SHIELD, or whoever else. For one, they would have to restrain themself more than normal, because they don't want to seriously hurt the good guys. For two, they don't trust Ock not to kill anyone. For three, they don't exactly trust Loki not to pull a violent stunt either. Not that he'd kill anyone (not while they're watching, at least, but that's a different conversation,) but he'd feel a lot less worse about injuring people who were just doing their job. Especially if the Thor of this dimension was involved in the fight. They can tell that if there weren't consequences for punching his Thor in the face, he would've already. Punching a Thor that he'll never have to see again? Loki wouldn't think twice. They can handle a smelly trip to avoid bloodshed.
Loki nods. "If we must." He mentally goes through a catalog of spells he knows -- can he restrict his sense of smell? He can definitely make a small shield of sort around his boots to avoid stepping in anything... unsavory. Strange doesn't seem all that thrilled to go into the sewer, which is all the more reason to go.
He briefly debates commenting on how the sewer will hardly be a change from how Ceres normally lives, but restrains himself. He's been on their ship. It's exactly what one would expect from a teenager who'd been left to live alone with zero rules or repercussions. At least they've improved since their younger years.
"Sorry, Doc, popular vote," Spider-Man says, not at all apologetic as he looks over to Strange, who merely sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose. Spider-Man stands up, shaking out his legs even though he hasn't been sitting for long. "I'll check that the tunnels are still working before we go." If not just to prevent his murder if they go into the sewers for nothing.
He prepares to call Coulson on his wrist communicator, but pauses. The thing is basically permanently on speaker, and he still isn't sure how exactly the camera works for his communicator, so catching either Loki or Ock in frame would be less than ideal. He would step out if it weren't for the previous experience of Ock trying to kill Ceres the second he did. She likely wouldn't try again, but call him cautious.
So, instead he jumps up to the ceiling. He hates the ceiling in the Sanctum Sanctorum because Strange's idea of decor is tiled ceilings, intricately engraved with eyes that protrude and actually open. He avoids stepping on the eyes, obviously, as he stands upside down on the ceiling.
There. He's still in the room but there's no way anyone else will be in frame. Everyone will likely still hear the conversation, but that isn't something he's too worried about. It just means he won't have to repeat himself. He calls Coulson.
"Spider-Man," greets just about the most boring voice one can imagine. Most would not imagine the owner of the voice to be one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s highest ranking agents, or maybe you would if S.H.I.E.L.D. comes off that boring.
"Coulson, do the tunnels at Midtown to the Tricarrier still work?" Spider-Man can tell immediately that his question has him surprised, but it's not like anyone knows of his little mission to harbor Loki and Ock away from the Avengers.
"They should. Why? Can you not get onto the Tricarrier your usual way?" Being firing a web while it's up in the sky and hauling himself up. "Can the alternate spider you're with not reach it with their webs?" Coulson continues, clearly aware of the story he gave the Avengers; he's showing Ceres around New York while the 'adults' look for Loki and Ock.
"What? Who told you?" It does save him from having to repeat his lie, but getting snitched on to Coulson of all people, that bugs him. No pun intended.
"Black Widow. It's important to know the whereabouts of beings from other universes... or if someone responsible is watching them."
"Yeah, that make sense– Wait, responsible? Me?" He acts shocked, putting a hand to his chest. "Shucks, ya think?" Maybe making a show of being bashful is laying it on thick, but the bigger the performance, the easier he can dodge the questions he was asked. "What else do you think about me?" he fishes for more praise, fully expecting the eye roll and end of the call. "And we're good to go," he says to the group, proudly putting his hands on his hips and looking up (down?) at them.
Ock watches the interaction with mild interest. The watch is a piece of technology from this world she can understand, much unlike the magic she's been surrounded with. A part of her wants to take it, disassemble it, figure out what makes it tick. Unfortunate the spider would most definitely not allow her to do so. Perhaps she can sneak it off his wrist when he is not looking.
Unlikely. He is stronger. He will kill you. Foolish thought.
Ceres shoots Spidey a thumbs up and a grin. They can't say they haven't pulled similar schemes to get out of calls or keep cover; it's crazy how much pretending to make people inflate your ego make them not want to talk to you.
"Can't believe Widow's a nark. Well-- I can, actually. But still." They awkwardly cough and clear their throat. "Alright, gang, let's get this show on the road!" They stand, testing the weight on their ankle. It barely hurts, so they'll probably be fine. They look to the two resident magic users.
"You two good?" They were the only others affected by the fight in Muspelheim, after all. Not everyone had a healing factor.
Loki nods and downs the rest of his water before standing. "I am ready. Let's get this over with, shall we?" He brushes past the others, knowing that he can make it outside the labyrinth of a house without help from Strange. He's starting to feel a little stuffy with all the people in the room. "Meet you all outside, assuming the good doctor needs another moment. I know magic takes more out of ameatur sorcerers." As he walks, his jacket shortens. He can do the walk, but he'd rather not have to clean stains out of his clothes. Gross.
Ceres watches him walk out with a mildly annoyed look. They were doing a okay-ish job olaying nice with Ock; why couldn't he at least try?
They roll their eyes as they turn back to Strange. "Ignore him. You good?"
The jab is, well, expected of Loki. Spider-Man can't say he's shocked. "If you let me do magic, I could really give him a taste of amateur sorcerer, a good whiff of grape-scented webs and all!" he chimes in, making vaguely magic gestures with his hands.
"I will be fine." Strange says, giving Ceres a grateful nod as he pushes himself up. He looks to Spider-Man with the patience of a saint—honestly, the man has put up with his nonsense more than most other adult heroes, so the fact he hasn't been smote by the icy tendrils of ikthalon is quite the feat—and a raised eyebrow. "Why would the Eye of Agamotto grant you 'grape-scented' webs?"
"Because they were purple, so I'm pretty sure they smelled like grapes," Spider-Man reasons as he begins to trail after Loki, slow enough that he can make sure Strange is genuinely fine and not acting tough. Whether the wizard will be going around with a spring in his step is to be debated, but he's walking well enough.
"I believe that is what you call a placebo effect."
"Nah, I'm pretty sure it was real." Strange looks to Ceres and Ock with disbelief on his face, as if making sure that he wasn't the only one hearing this. "Anyway, let's not leave ye old prince of all things green out in the concrete jungle too long," Spider-Man decides, pushing open the door of the Sanctum Sanctorum and holding it open with his foot for everyone else to file through.
Ceres walks on the other side of Doctor Strange, nodding along. "Yeah, no, purple definitely means grape flavored. I'm an expert on purple things; you see the suit? Definitely tastes like grapes." They look back to Ock, partially to make sure she was actually following, partially to bother her by asking, "What about you? You think if I made purple webs, they'd be grape flavored?"
Ock stares, deadpan. "I do not know what a grape is, Spider. My planet does not have the same food as yours."
Ceres blinks. "We gotta get you some grapes," they decide, exiting the Sanctum Sanctorum. Ock mumbles something under her breath, no doubt an insult.
Loki is already outside when they get there. He's leaned against a wall, watching the crowd move outside. He gives the group a short glance as they exit; he doesn't say much, but he doesn't look particularly excited.
"I've never actually been to high school," Ceres comments, ignoring their grumpy friend. "Is it like the movies?" They stopped going in the middle of elementary; getting abducted by aliens does make finishing education a little hard
Spider-Man is content with his grape conversation starter, which wasn't exactly what he intended, but it's sure fun. And he learned something new, well, realized something, since it does make sense that this Ock wouldn't know what a grape is, but he definitely didn't think about that. He wonders what vegetation her planet has. Does it have fruits? He can't recall any fruits that grow under water, but aliens, so cool flora and fauna.
If Ock is going to stay in his universe, she's definitely getting asked about that. Science, biology, stuff to bond over. They'll absolutely be besties in no time.
He looks over to Ceres as they talk about high school, or lack thereof. "That really depends on the movie—it definitely wasn't like Mean Girls—and who you ask. I mean, if you ask me, I'm pretty sure I got bullied by a guy who took notes from movies from the 80s," he stage whispers, even though Flash is not around to hear it. "I don't think I got the normal high school experience anyway between who I was friends with and the whole superhero thing." He pulls at the chest of his suit. "Most of the time it was chill, though, if you knew what you were learning."
He pauses at the edge of the property of the Sanctum Sanctorum, checking for witnesses outside of the illusion barrier before moving towards the nearest manhole cover and lifting it with his webs. "Just don't get in the water. It's not the stinkiest place in New York, but, y'know, stay on the side walkways." He wishes it were merely a sewer for storm runoff, but older parts of the city, so older sewage systems. At least he knows how to get just about anywhere through the sewers thanks to all of his time spent trying to track down the Lizard.
So long as no one murders each other, he can handle some sour moods. If it weren't for how often he's fallen into gross things, he would be bothered too. For the sake of everyone's safety, he'll try to lead them to Midtown High quickly. They could probably make it in 15 minutes if everyone kept up the pace.
Strange lets out a suffering sigh, staring into the manhole with as much disdain as Spider-Man thinks he's ever seen on him. The wizard floats down, shying away from the ladder like brushing against it will infect him with some unheard of sickness, even though it looks very clean for where it leads. He gingerly lands on the walkway with a click of his heels.
Ceres nods along to Spidey's explaination. They didn't expect anything spectacular, really, though they do sometimes wonder what it would've been like to go. They'd be graduating this year, if not for the alien abduction thing.
Ceres is the first to go down after Strange, placing their hands and feet on either side of the ladder and sliding down. Their face wrinkles when they reach the bottom. Not the smelliest they've dealt with (they've been on a handful of sulfer-filled planets,) but still far from pleasant. They move to stand next to Strange as the next person descends.
Neither Loki nor Ock moves first. They both look at each other, Loki with annoyance and Ock with disdain. "I will be last, thank you. I do not trust any of you not to stab me the moment my back is turned," Ock hisses.
Loki opens his mouth to retort, but seems to think better of himself. The faster he gets this done, the faster he gets to go home and get off Midgard. He sighs heavily. "As long as you agree not to make any attempts on my life, doctor." He leaps down, stopping just an inch above the floor. He hates this, very much so, but he does take mild pleasure in watching Strange's face morph into one of disgust.
Spider-Man is not shocked to hear the distrust in Ock's statement. It's not like his Ock was much different, aside from when he was maniacally trying to dissect him. She and Loki seem to resolve, or at the very least ignore, the issue, which is better than what he and his team would have done in their early days. Not that anyone here, aside from Ceres to an extent, would like to hear that they are being compared to a team. A temporary alliance with heavy emphasis on temporary would be the closest he could say without getting hurt by someone.
"What? Me too?" That is what last means, he knows, but being just a little difficult is in his nature. "What would I even stab you with?" He displays his empty hands. "This suit doesn't come with pockets."
With a sigh, he complies, beginning down the ladder. "Fine! But if you don't come down after me, you bet your helmet you'll be coming down here in a web cocoon. His hand raises out of the manhole to point threateningly at Ock, likely losing some of its power as his stern expression is lost due to the fact he's going down a ladder.
Once he reaches the bottom, Spider-Man turns and does a quick headcount, not that he has to worry since they're already in here with him. "You're good to come down, Ock!" His voice echoes off of the round walls, mixing with the quiet lap of water. He listens as best he can for footsteps running away from the manhole.
Realizing the darkness covering just about everything besides the circle of light from the manhole—yes, it took him a second to notice, alright? Night vision has been a feature in his suit for years—he fiddles with the spider emblem on his chest until it clicks and a circle of light hits the floor ahead of him. One of the newer features S.H.I.E.L.D. added which is definitely in need of tweaking. The flashlight only casts a small amount of light... and who knows when he last remembered to charge it. Not that he uses it often anyway. If all else fails, he could ask Strange or Loki to light their way.
There's a few moments where Spidey receives no response-- just long enough that it begins to feel plausible that Ock might have taken off and made an escape attempt -- before the doctor lowers herself down with her tentacles. She glances around. "Let's get this over with. I do not like cramped spaces."
Ceres pulls their mask a little lower over their face, though it's unfortunately too short to pull over their nose. Stupid younger them wanting to show off their stupid fangs.
They glances at the light from Spidey's chest; they don't wanna be mean, but it's kinda dim. Probably not enough to lead 5 people (6, counting the cape) through the sewers without at least one tripping.
(That is a funny thought, though. They kinda hope it's Ock.)
Loki seems to have a similar thought. He steps forward, a small orb of light forming and hovering over his palm. He looks expectantly at Spider-Man. "Lead the way." He walks briskly, subtly glancing at Strange every now and then, mostly to see if the Doctor is suffering as much as Loki hoped
He stares up, tense as he waits for Ock to come down. His shoulders drop as she finally does. "Yeah, I'll bet," Spider-Man agrees, forgetting for a moment that she hasn't experienced the same as his own Ock and therefore was not cooped up in an underwater lab in the Hudson—the same one they both nearly drowned in, but that's not a thought he's entertaining now—like his Ock was. Though, Spider-Man gets it. Old, stacked bricks, running water, darkness all around; what wouldn't go wrong?
He shakes his head. No time for that now. They're at the third base, or third plate, or whatever, near the finish line. Noticing the glow of the magic, he gives Loki a nod of thanks. "Let's get out of here."
He doesn't turn off his own poor 'flashlight', any light is good light, and he doesn't want to search for the button again. Taking the lead, Spider-Man sets off down the sewer tunnel, peering down each fork in the sewer and counting over the sets of footsteps behind him. With the echoes and the fact that a third, counting Capey, are floating, footsteps isn't the best method to make sure everyone is here, but he's mostly worried about Ock and Strange because one may run away and the other's footsteps are dragging.
Strange's face is stony, the usual for the sorcerer, his eyes set forward as if he can see despite the darkness looming outside of Loki's magic and strands of his own hair hanging in his face. He's keeping up fine enough, even if his boots are not clicking against the stone path, instead scraping quietly, definitely mucking up the bright yellow color. Strange has had better days, but he has definitely looked worse than the tired expression he has now.
The water rushes down another tunnel, creating a cacophony as it moves past them. The water pours out of the channel, basically a man-made waterfall, into a larger, dimly lit chamber. It is not where they're headed, but it's a decent marker that lets Spider-Man know they're close. "We're almost there. Careful around the water. It's a bigger fall than it looks and the water is fast," he warns, looking back at everyone. He's only been halfway down the drop when chasing the Lizard, and it wasn't fun to get back up.
Ceres walks a few minutes with the rest of the group before deciding to slow down a little and follow from the rear; Spidey leads, and they keep an eye on things.
They don't really know Strange well enough to know his baseline, but they're pretty sure it's usually better than this. They feel a little bad for making him hold the portal open so long; it clearly took more out of him than they thought it would.
Maybe they were just used to Loki's level of stamina. He was an Asgardian (kind of? Jotuun by birth, but he stayed shifted into an Asgardian form) and thus already had a bit of an advantage endurance-wise, and had Strange beat in the magic game by a few centuries. Maybe most people would get super tired after magic usage.
When they're not making sure Strange isnt going to pass out they watch Ock. She clearly does not like having Ceres follow behind her, and keeps shooting the spider glares sharp enough to cut. She does this again and Ceres sticks out their tongue, earning a low grumble from the scientist.
They decide, after a moment, that the ceiling looks cleaner than the floor, and silently use a web to crawl up and begin following the group from above. It's completely unnecessary but it's fun!
The walk continues on for another few minutes before Spider-Man stops, looking up at the manhole cover above them. "This should be it." He pulls himself up onto the ladder.
"Should?" Strange echoes, clearly eager to get out of the sewer tunnel.
"Yes, should, because the conclusive data–" He gestures to the manhole cover and presumably outside of it. "–hasn't been observed yet. It's a hypothesis."
"You said you knew where to go." At this point, Strange is just making it difficult for the sake of it, at least, that's what Spider-Man is assuming because it's a nicer thing to believe than the idea that Strange still thinks he's incompetent after all of their missions together. He's just being grouchy.
"Duh, but you don't say something is absolute until you can prove it. That's basic science. I thought you were a doctor." He sighs dramatically, "And here I was trying to bond." He climbs up the ladder the rest of the way, pushing open the manhole cover—only gritting his teeth a little at the scrape of metal on asphalt—and poking his head out. "Here we are. See? Told you!" He crawls fully out, checking his surroundings before sticking his head back in. "You're good to come up. One at a time, please." That probably didn't need stating, but he's had moments where his teammates all tried to go through a door at once.
Strange steps back, looking between Ceres, Loki, and Ock and waiting for someone to indicate they would like to go first. Despite his grouchiness, he can remember his manners and that everyone wants out of here just as bad as him.
Ceres watches the banter, turning their head to track who's speaking. They hold back a giggle at the antics.
Ock doesn't hesitate to take up Spider-Man's offer; she's out within seconds, cursing about the cramped space they entire way up. Ceres tilts their head as she leaves and follows quickly after; they still dont trust her not to bolt.
Loki shoots Strange a glance. "You first, Doctor. You look terrible." His voice is laced with fake worry, very clearly a mockery. Somewhere deep down, Loki knows that now is not really the time to be difficult; everyone is tired and hurt and on edge. However, that part is very very very deep down and Loki has no intentions of paying it any mind. The immediate satisfaction of making fun of Strange (even though it's not his Strange) is too good not to pass up.
Surprised by Ock's eagerness to get out, Spider-Man bites back the urge to retort and warn her about language while near schools. He likes being alive. Though he did think out of all of them, Ock would have been the most okay with the sewer thing, especially with how she responded before. But honestly? Same. The sewers around Midtown High are annoyingly small.
In the sewer, Strange gives Loki a dark glower, clicking his tongue, "Tch, then I suppose it is a good thing I do not concern myself with such things as vanity." He completely ignores the implications of looking terrible, focusing on the appearance aspect instead before he pushes himself up the ladder, mostly using Capey to float up rather than touch the rungs with his hands.
Once everyone is back in the light of day, Spider-Man toes the manhole cover back into place. He gestures for everyone to follow and leads them to the high school's iron gates. "Just to be very clear, I don't go here anymore, so if you're going to try and kill me, don't waste your time here," he announces, kind of useless considering roughly half of the group is going back to their own universe, and hopefully the rest don't try and kill him. But it's better to be safe than sorry. No way is anyone going to get hurt because of him. The front yard of the school is decorated with sparse trees and a bench that seems to be more graffiti than wood at this point.
Through the glass doors are beige walls and multi-colored tile floors in a pattern that is slightly off-center. There's a trophy case and a few student artworks high on the walls, and the echo of the whistled tune from the janitor.
"The plan is to go to detention—you'll see why in a moment—and when we get to the Tri-Carrier be ready to follow me and run. These two–" He gestures to Loki and Ock. "–aren't going to be popular in a good way. No offense." How much the tagged on consolation helps, he can't imagine much, but it's easier than getting into not only his history but the Avengers' history with Loki and Ock. They have a whole flight to discuss that if they really want to know.
Loki takes great satisfaction in getting under Strange's skin, if only a little. He follows immediately behind Strange, the second-to-last to exit in front of only Spider-Man.
"Killing you here would be a disservice to those actually trying to learn," Ock responds dryly. "I would wait until school was out."
The group trails behind Spider-Man, following as he leads them in. Ceres runs a hand along the wall as they walk, taking in the vibes of the place. It really isnt all that much different from the movies, appearance wise. If anything, it looks less exciting. They can't imagine they missed much by skipping out on the school thing entirely.
They perk a little at the sound of whistling. Their group is a little big, and they aren't sure how stealthy Ock can be (not that Ceres themself is awfully sneaky.) They think about bringing it up, but Spidey has the same super senses they do, and he's not commenting on it. It's... probably fine.
"Rodger," they hum as Spidey explains the plan. "Ock can run fast. Right, Ock?"
They receive a dead-pan look in response. Ceres offers a lopsided grin before turning away from their fishy sorta-enemy. "We'll be good."
"Glad to know you have standards," Spider-Man replies to Ock's maybe eventual plan to murder him. Not killing him in front of a bunch of teenagers is much appreciated. He's not going to mention that the school is technically closed right now, though, just to be safe.
Spider-Man nods as Ceres confirms what he hopes is actually true. So long as everyone can keep up they will be fine. He turns into one of the classrooms, letting everyone in before shutting the door. "Take a seat in any chair, no feet on the tables."
Once everyone is seated, Spider-Man sits down himself. "No one gets motion sick here, right?" he asks, but he doesn't give much time to respond before switching something under the desk and the chairs give way and they are falling into the tunnels that had opened into the floor. Strange lets out a surprised shout. Travelling through the separated tunnels, having landed on much softer chairs, is a lot of fast and sudden turns as the wind rushes past them. The only sign that the others are still around is the echo of their voices—notably Strange's cursing with each bend.