spidertwink

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

Happy Fourth of July, actually caring about the people who make up your country, be they immigrant, native born, documented, or undocumented, will always be more patriotic than any vapid chanting of "USA" or groping the flag.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.