FEELING GOOD

Ghostbusters belongs to little girls now. It’s what you assholes deserve for trying to take My Little Pony away from them.

LMAOOOOOO

I see no lie here

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

im honestly just so tired of anime characters that are like, weird mystical being that literally just looks like a human child/teenager but is sexualized to hell and back “but its ok because shes like 1000 years old” like fuck off and just admit that youre sexually attracted to children you creep

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

are you a witch or fairy person? a scented candle or incense person? a blueberry or strawberry person? an opal or diamond person? a vinyl or cassette person?

the great gatsby au where gatsby says “my dude” instead of “old sport”

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying

i have no concept of what is too much affection or too little affection like it constantly feels like i’m somehow simultaneously doing both too much and not enough with every single person i come into contact with and that’s a real party

*looks reflection in the mirror*: I’m so relevant and beautiful.

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice