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I’mma ask if he wants to fuck

#wishmewell #gonnadie

The Strip Club

Best Friend: *Playing Grand theft auto* Do you wanna go to the strip club?

Me: *Not paying attention, thinking she means an actual strip club* Sure, do you need me to hook you up with a fake ID? What time is it? Lady's get in for free at ten.

Friend: I meant in the game, hoe.

Me: Oh.

Me: Damn.

Friend: You're stupid.

#omg #thisactuallyhappened #nojoke

Do you wanna fuck?

every middle schooler/highschooler at some point, either as a joke or as a reality.

#wannafuck #hmu #lol #ihavenolife #pleaseloveme

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This game wouldn’t be safe for any of us

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I’d be six feet under eighty times over, honestly. Everyone with an impulse disorder (like me) would be.

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got my homeo here w/me at the library. My ‘boyfriend’ is on the way, too, so it’s bitchin’

*SCREAMING LIKE PTERADACTAL*

SO I’M A COMPLETE AND UTTER PAPERCLIP AND I’M ON MY PERIOD SO MY BOOBS HURT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DO I FUCKING PUT THAT COOL MINT MUSCLE-PAIN CREAM ON MY BOOBS AND NOW MY BOOBS ARE BURNING AND I SMELL LIKE A KOALA’S FOOD WHORE

#helpme #welcometo2017 #ohgodwhy

The Beautiful People Challenge

I’m making a challenge called ‘the beautiful people challenge.’ Basically, every time you say something (good or bad or just plain weird) you have to write it down on your skin. The challenge only ends when you run out of visible space.

Will you still be a beautiful person when the challenge is over?

Copy and paste this onto your profile, giving credit to me if you will, to keep the challenge running.

#challenge #beautiful #people #spreadtheword

Casey Warren had been my best friend for all my eight years of existence. We went everywhere together, and had stayed at each others houses more times than we could count. We told each other things we had never told anyone else, and never did the other tell those forbidden secrets. Casey was a plain boy, with mouse brown hair and eyes the color of warm chocolate, but to me, he was the most beau...

I made a story, and I think the lurkers of tumblr would really enjoy it; feedback needed

meme-theft

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Draco: Know why I called you in here?

Harry: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Draco: (stops pouring two glasses of wine) Accidentally?

wizards

I want my father, on his death bed—four or five years from now—to look at me and say, “That! That is the man that I raised!” And I want him to be pointing at some other guy. Because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not his biological son.

Draco Malfoy, probably. (via incorrect-hp)

Snape: Can you tell me why you're late to classes again?

Harry: Malfoy told me to go to hell.

Harry: At first I couldn't find it.

Harry: But now I'm here.

draco: my hips don't lie

hips: you're so gay for potter

draco: what the FUCK

Harry: Can you pick up milk?

Draco: Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Harry: I meant from the store.

Draco: I would imagine it weights the same there, too.

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Lily Evans: What if I implement a no-pets policy in the house?

James Potter: Well, hell, man, you can't throw Remus out like that.

McGonagall: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Draco: A hobby.

McGonagall:

Draco: That I do not engage in.

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