[megamind laugh]

i have a post where i mentioned "don't marry a man who won't do dishes" and someone added "dont marry ANYONE who won't do dishes!!!!" and like. hey. do you think there is a historical cultural context for why, specifically, men who refuse to do housework and expect a wife to also act as a live-in maid for him are more of a problem than the reverse.

on tumblr, it's more important to remind everybody that women who refuse to do housework are immoral

i think the closest we human beings will ever get to experiencing what vampires do when they’re draining a body of blood is putting a song on repeat and listening to it until it’s dead and lifeless and you can’t stand it anymore.

having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

idk who needs to hear this but if a core part of your personality is hating men you haven't decentered them at all

I love when cats get a claw stuck in your clothes and then act like it's YOUR fault. lil bro I'm literally just clad in garments you're the one with your terror toes deployed

you guys aren't ready for this next one

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

i am going to fucking explode. 

LMAO

FEUDAL LORD OF THE RELATIONSHIP I’GM FUCKGING

*walks up to a lesbian couple* Umm not to be rude but who is the handmaiden and who is the Feudal Lord

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads