why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

lol i hate this site but its nightmarish hellscapes so often push people to the heights of internet humour, and i will miss it. 

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

The new Overwatch character looks great!