Just Hanging Around~

“Language.” “I adore you.” “I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”

“You didn’t see that coming?”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”

“I’ve got no strings to hold me down.”

“Keep up old man!”

“I suppose we’re both disappointments.”

“You get hurt, hurt ‘em back. You get killed… walk it off.”

“No matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.”

“As the world’s expert on waiting too long, don’t. You two are great together.”

“Really? That’s it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?”

“I am always picking up after you boys.”

“Nothing lasts forever.”

“That’s not a question I need answered.”

“I’m sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.”

“You are all puppets tangled in strings.”

“I’m going to tear you apart; from the inside.”

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

“A guy did me wrong.”

“We have no place in the world.”

a meme request for an anon, based around fighting! feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make them more suitable for RP! contains general triggers of violence!

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“Floof the hair for power.”

“You bag of tits. You son of a bitch.”

“How dare you mash my face.”

“I’ll tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself.”

“The possibilities for victory are endless and you have just fucked yourself.”

“Victory is assured. There is no way that I can fuck this up.”

“I am the greatest to ever exist.”

“Come back here you little shit.”

“Repelled by who I thought was once my friend.”

“Well. It seems I’ve found the secret to suck.”

“Well I suppose this is better than actually trying.”

“I did not go. That was not me. I take great offense to this.”

“What did I just say?”

“I don’t like that. No. No. No. No.”

“You sack of fuck.”

“I’m gonna catch it.”

“What have you done to become immune to my swords?”

@notadxfect Connor and Connie

@cxffeeprick Gavin Reed

@upgrxdeddeviant Nines/Richard

@risksandviolence Simon and North

@iamrk1000 Nico

@dxviantleader Markus

@yxungcreator Kamski

@cxurageousandroid DBH AU OoT Link

@gr200cxffeeprick Reverse AU Gavin

@whiskeyroulette Hank Anderson

Peter sat up and looked up at Connor before he smiled cheekily. “I’m A-Okay! Don’t worry.” He stood and dusted off his pants before he fixed his hair, his LED in view again. He leaned down and picked up his comic, an old Spider-Man one. He was reading about who he was made after.

Peter rubbed the back of his neck, the only things really he lost in the fire would be some clothes and a few half built gadgets but that was it. Nothing he couldn't replace. He looked over when his shoulder was tapped, his LED yellow from the slight stress the fire had put him under.

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

There was a definite blush on Peter’s face as he watched her go. He then started towards his apartment, sighing slightly. Honestly… He was glad he was an android and not a human living in this dump.

He looked back at her before he headed up the stairs into the building.

@spiderandroid

“I was heading home as well!” If he could call a crappy, run down old apartment building that should have been shut down ages ago a home. Ah.. oh well. It was the only place that would accept him plus it was cheap!

@spiderandroid​

“Really? I thought Androids were everywhere… I could be wrong though. Yeah. I’m an android.” Mary Jane Watson… That name sounded familiar. He shrugged it off before he smiled at her.

“Can I call ya MJ for short?”

@spiderandroid​

“Maybe I haven’t been paying close attention. Sure MJ is fine.” MJ smiled back and looked around at the night sky. “I’m on my way home from work, how about you?” She looked back at him.

“Peter Parker… Sorry.” He got all tripped up on his words, and now was throughly embarrassed. “Sorry, seeing such a pretty lady as yourself… I couldn’t seem to get my words out.” Was he flirting or joking? It was hard to tell.

@spiderandroid​

“Well aren’t you sweet. I’m Mary Jane Watson, nice to meet you Peter.” MJ smiled sweetly and met his gaze. She noticed the circle on the side of his head and tilted her head. “You’re an android? I’ve never met an android before.” She smiled again.

"Really? I thought Androids were everywhere... I could be wrong though. Yeah. I'm an android." Mary Jane Watson... That name sounded familiar. He shrugged it off before he smiled at her.