Reworking Peter
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Reworking Peter
Should marvel be a thing in the dbh world or should he just be the creation of a bored but creative person in cyberlife/or Kamski?

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                AGE OF ULTRON SENTENCE MEME
âLanguage.â âI adore you.â âI just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.â
âYou didnât see that coming?â
âIs that the best you can do?â
âYou kiss your mother with that mouth?â
âIâve got no strings to hold me down.â
âKeep up old man!â
âI suppose weâre both disappointments.â
âYou get hurt, hurt âem back. You get killed⌠walk it off.â
âNo matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around.â
âAs the worldâs expert on waiting too long, donât. You two are great together.â
âReally? Thatâs it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?â
âI am always picking up after you boys.â
âNothing lasts forever.â
âThatâs not a question I need answered.â
âIâm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes.â
âYou are all puppets tangled in strings.â
âIâm going to tear you apart; from the inside.â
âWhatâs a girl like you doing in a place like this?â
âA guy did me wrong.â
âWe have no place in the world.â
âThis is going to be like finding a needle in the worldâs biggest haystack⌠fortunately, I brought a magnet!â âI got no plans tomorrow night.â âIt just slipped out.â âI can show you what you truly fear.â âYeah, we donât have time for a city hall debate.â âAnd for gosh sake; watch your language!â
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V; Original Spider-Android
Aka, No MCU comics. Just someone wanting to make an interesting android as a bodyguard. He still deviated of course, and has a life as Peter Parker and a secret life as Spider-Man.
FIGHT ME! // sentence starters!
a meme request for an anon, based around fighting! feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make them more suitable for RP! contains general triggers of violence!
â If youâre going to shoot, do it.  â â No one is ever going to tell you which hand theyâre going to punch you with.  â â Rule 1 of fighting, kick them in the balls. If they donât have balls, RUN.  â â Oh god, please no, donât hurt me, please!  â â How many time do I have to keep putting you down, till you stay down? Iâm getting tired of this dance.  â â I think you broke my rib!  â â Fuck me, you punch like a baby! Iâll let you have a free shot.  â â Or what? Youâre going to stab me?  â â You donât have the guts to kick me, let alone shoot me.  â â Kicking a person when theyâre down, means theyâre twice as unlikely to get back up.  â â Punching someone in the face insât a very nice way of saying hello.  â â Let me introduce you: my boot, youâre teeth. â â What kind of person would I be if I didnât beat you to a pulp?  â â Theyâre not even worth spitting onâ leave them alone.  â â Be kind and call him an ambulance, heâs going to need it.  â â Next time, you little bitch, be careful who you try and step on, the next woman might not be as forgiving as she is.  â â My husbands going to kill me, I got blood stains on my new shirt.  â â You how you said to  âmake upâ  with him? Well he made up with my fist.  â â You better bounce before the cops arrive.  â â Say that again. Go on, nothing will happen to you, honest.  â â Swear on my Grandmaâs grave that you will not get away with this.  â â A broken nose isnât gonna stop me from beating you  âtil Sunday.  â â Take that chip off your shoulder unless you wanna go a few rounds with my fists.  â â Swinging wildly is how you end up like this: face down in a puddle, eating shit, with my foot on your neck.  â â Step up then, Iâll teach you some proper manners, you little shit.  â

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âFloof the hair for power.â
âYou bag of tits. You son of a bitch.â
âHow dare you mash my face.â
âIâll tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself.â
âThe possibilities for victory are endless and you have just fucked yourself.â
âVictory is assured. There is no way that I can fuck this up.â
âI am the greatest to ever exist.â
âCome back here you little shit.â
âRepelled by who I thought was once my friend.â
âWell. It seems Iâve found the secret to suck.â
âWell I suppose this is better than actually trying.â
âI did not go. That was not me. I take great offense to this.â
âWhat did I just say?â
âI donât like that. No. No. No. No.â
âYou sack of fuck.â
âIâm gonna catch it.â
âWhat have you done to become immune to my swords?â
âIf you dodge this next one I will officially stop hating on you.â
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@yxungcreator Kamski
@cxurageousandroid DBH AU OoT Link
@gr200cxffeeprick Reverse AU Gavin
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@spiderandroid DBH AU Peter Parker
@recklessxndrelentless X
Peter sat up and looked up at Connor before he smiled cheekily. âIâm A-Okay! Donât worry.â He stood and dusted off his pants before he fixed his hair, his LED in view again. He leaned down and picked up his comic, an old Spider-Man one. He was reading about who he was made after.
âI⌠Uh.. Connor, right? RK800? My name is Peter.â
Connor was glad that the other wasnât hurt, a tad less concerned with his state once he saw the LEDâ not that androids couldnât be hurt, but a human falling from that height⌠well, it wouldnât have been pretty.
He was a tad surprised that he was recognizedâ still being recognized for the revolution was common, though, so he didnât think too much about it. âThatâs right⌠itâs nice to meet you, Peter. If I may ask, what⌠what were you doing up there?â
"Uh..." he slipped the comic book back into his bag before he completely avoided the question. "Do you live around here? Usually no one walks down this path." He laughed nervously, not wanting to admit he was planning on staying in that tree for the night, having been denied access to the homeless shelter.
@recklessxndrelentless X
Peter sat up and looked up at Connor before he smiled cheekily. "I'm A-Okay! Don't worry." He stood and dusted off his pants before he fixed his hair, his LED in view again. He leaned down and picked up his comic, an old Spider-Man one. He was reading about who he was made after.
"I... Uh.. Connor, right? RK800? My name is Peter."
Homeless Spider
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Peter rubbed the back of his neck, the only things really he lost in the fire would be some clothes and a few half built gadgets but that was it. Nothing he couldn't replace. He looked over when his shoulder was tapped, his LED yellow from the slight stress the fire had put him under.
"Huh? Yeah.. I was just heading home after work... ah... well that place was bound to come down one way or another. It was falling apart. Surprised it wasn't condemned..." he wasn't really in the mood for his usual oneliners. He had honestly been living there for a month and now he was homeless again.

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Homeless Spider
âFuckâ Sentence Starters
Angry
âWhat the fuck do you think youâre doing?â
âFuck this.â
âGet the fuck out of here.â
âWho the fuck are you?â
âFuck that!â
âI fucking hate him/her/them/you.â
âFuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!â
âShut the fuck up.â
âGet your fucking act together.â
âKeep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.â
âLeave me alone, or Iâll fuck you up.â
âGet your fucking hands off of me!â
âStay the fuck away from me.â
âWho stole my fucking shit?!â
âWho the fuck do you think youâre talking to?â
âYou wanna fucking go, punk?â
âGet the fuck over it.â
âWhere the fuck have you been?â
âWhat the fuck do you want from me?â
Sad
âFuck life.âÂ
âNo, Iâm not fucking over it.â
âWhy the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?â
âWhat the fuck am I supposed to do now?â
âWhy did things have to go so fucking wrong?â
âIâm gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.â
âTry to fucking stop me from leaving my room. Itâs not gonna happen.â
âThe love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.â
âI fucking miss him/her/them.â
âWho the fuck cares?â
âAll of this fucking shit was for nothing.â
âI fucked up my own life.â
âI canât believe I did this fucking shit all over again.â
Insults
âFuck you!â
âI fucked your mom last night.âÂ
âYouâre a fucking asshole.â
âYou just think youâre fucking hilarious, donât you?âÂ
âWho the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?âÂ
âGo to fucking hell, you piece of shit!â
âGo fuck yourself.â
âMotherfucker!â
âWow, thatâs fucking small.â
âGet the fuck over yourself.â
Sexy
âFuck me.â
âI donât âmake loveâ, I fuck.â
âIâd fuck you all night long.â
âYou look like a fucking dog in heat.â
âYou look so fucking hot right now.â
âFuckâfaster~â
âFUCK, Iâm gonna come!â
âIâll fuck you right here, right now.â
âBabe, fuckânot here.â
âYouâre one cocky motherfucker. Letâs go back to my place.â
âI want to bend you over and fuck you until you canât walk.â
âI want you to fuck me until I canât walk.â
âF-fuckâpleaseâ~â
âIâd let you fuck me any day.â
âYou better use a fucking condom.â
âTell me what you want me to fucking do to you.â
âDo you want me to fuck you while everyoneâs watching?â
âFuck, itâs big.â
âLetâs make a fucking baby.â
Situations
âGive me a break. Iâm in the fucking hospital.â
âHow are YOU mad at ME when Iâm the one whoâs in FUCKING JAIL?â
âHelp me set this fucking thing on fire.â
âIâm gonna need a fucking lawyer.â
âThis is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.â
âItâs not MY fault weâre in fucking handcuffs.â
âFuck, Iâm so wasted.â
âWhat the fuck did we do last night?â
âWhere the fuck am I?â
âFuck. SHIT. There goes my car.â
âWaitâfuck. Isnât that my house?â
âFuck it. Might as well have fun, if weâre going to get caught.â
âWhy the fuck do you have gasoline?â
âWhere the fuck did that baby come from?!â
âItâs not a party until someone almost fucking dies.â
âFUCK, you scared the shit out of me!â
spiderandroidâ:
There was a definite blush on Peterâs face as he watched her go. He then started towards his apartment, sighing slightly. Honestly⌠He was glad he was an android and not a human living in this dump.
He looked back at her before he headed up the stairs into the building.
@spiderandroid
MJ was in her flat when she looked out the window. She smiled as she noticed she could see his from where she stood. She closed the curtains and got ready for bed. The next morning she walked over to his apartment building and waited for him.Â
Peter came out, putting his camera into his bag, not seeing MJ until he was down the stairs. He looked up at her and looked genuinely surprised. "H-Hey MJ... What are you doing here?"
radioactive spider: look, i made a hero every other spider: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him, he has anxiety,Â
spiderandroidâ:
âI was heading home as well!â If he could call a crappy, run down old apartment building that should have been shut down ages ago a home. Ah.. oh well. It was the only place that would accept him plus it was cheap!
@spiderandroidâ
âWell I hope you have a nice night! See ya aroundâŚCutie.â MJ winked as she walked past the android and began to walk down the street to her apartment. She wasnât too far from where she started. Her apartment was right across Peterâs.
There was a definite blush on Peter's face as he watched her go. He then started towards his apartment, sighing slightly. Honestly... He was glad he was an android and not a human living in this dump.
He looked back at her before he headed up the stairs into the building.

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spiderandroidâ:
âReally? I thought Androids were everywhere⌠I could be wrong though. Yeah. Iâm an android.â Mary Jane Watson⌠That name sounded familiar. He shrugged it off before he smiled at her.
âCan I call ya MJ for short?â
@spiderandroidâ
âMaybe I havenât been paying close attention. Sure MJ is fine.â MJ smiled back and looked around at the night sky. âIâm on my way home from work, how about you?â She looked back at him.
"I was heading home as well!" If he could call a crappy, run down old apartment building that should have been shut down ages ago a home. Ah.. oh well. It was the only place that would accept him plus it was cheap!
spiderandroidâ:
âPeter Parker⌠Sorry.â He got all tripped up on his words, and now was throughly embarrassed. âSorry, seeing such a pretty lady as yourself⌠I couldnât seem to get my words out.â Was he flirting or joking? It was hard to tell.
@spiderandroidâ
âWell arenât you sweet. Iâm Mary Jane Watson, nice to meet you Peter.â MJ smiled sweetly and met his gaze. She noticed the circle on the side of his head and tilted her head. âYouâre an android? Iâve never met an android before.â She smiled again.
"Really? I thought Androids were everywhere... I could be wrong though. Yeah. I'm an android." Mary Jane Watson... That name sounded familiar. He shrugged it off before he smiled at her.
"Can I call ya MJ for short?"