RP Memes for the Soul

“Can I stay at your place?”

“My parents kicked me out.”

“There’s nowhere to go when it’s cold.”

“Nobody cares about people like us.”

“Do you have anywhere to sleep tonight?”

“What have you been eating?”

“I’d kill for a hot shower.”

“Fucking spikes on the fucking benches. As if that’ll solve anything.”

“It’s not so bad in the summer. Winter’s when it gets tricky.”

“I’m not your charity case.”

“I don’t have anywhere else to go.”

“Believe me, I don’t want to be here either.”

“The police chased us out of the last good place we found. Everyone’s scattered now.”

“Running away is way more romantic in the movies.”

“I can’t go home.”

“Your steps are the only one with an awning. Either I sleep here or in the rain.”

“Come inside. I won’t let you freeze out there.”

“This isn’t living. It’s surviving.”

Here you go!

“I never want to see you again.”

“You ruined my life!”

“I wish I could just disappear.”

“I couldn’t save anyone.”

“I’m ugly, inside and out.”

“You’d throw away everything we had together just like that?”

“I’m angry all the time and I don’t know how to make it stop.”

“I just wanted to be happy. Just once. Is that too much to ask?”

“This is the last time we can meet like this.”

“Forget about me.”

“I don’t know what to do anymore.”

“What I’ve lost can’t be replaced. Not ever.”

“You never loved me.”

“There’s something broken inside of me.”

“I don’t want to hurt anymore.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Don’t compare your pain to mine. You know nothing.”

“I don’t even know who you are anymore.”

“You always come to me with your problems but every time I ask for your help suddenly you’re too busy.”

“It’s not my fault!”

“I betrayed your trust. I’m sorry.”

“Take back what you said.”

“No more lies.”

“If you keep pushing people away you’ll end up all alone.”

“Don’t pretend to be the victim here!”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“Heroes don’t live long.”

“I won’t be your dirty secret.”

“I can feel myself dying.”

“Don’t give up yet.”

“It’s so quiet out here.”

“I didn’t know there were this many stars in the universe.”

“I caught a bug!”

“I’m getting eaten alive out here. Can we go back inside now?”

“We have to be pretty far from camp by now. What did you want to show me?”

“The water’s freezing! Stop splashing!”

“What kind of bird is that?”

“Do you feel something watching us?”

“Are you sure you can climb back down from there?”

“You probably shouldn’t touch those mushrooms.”

“You’ll be sorry when we have to walk home with wet socks.”

“Snake!!”

“There’s nowhere in the world quite this beautiful.”

“Apparently this root is edible. Tastes terrible though.”

“This place used to be an orchard. Nobody’s tended to it in years but the fruit is still good.”

“Come on! We’re climbing all the way to the top.”

“I wish I could live out here all the time.”

“I think it’s time to set up camp.”

“Want to catch fireflies?”

“A raccoon stole my lunch!”

“The beach is close by. Let’s go wading before it gets dark.”

You’re very welcome :) I haven’t listened to a lot of Bob Dylan so I just chose one song I know well. Here’s the post. 

“Papa’s bankbook wasn’t big enough.”

“I helped her out of a jam, I guess.”

"I thought you'd never say hello."

“We’ll meet again some day.”

“I seen a lot of women but she never escaped my mind.”

"Don't I know your name?"

“I must admit I felt a little uneasy.”

“The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keepin' on.”

“ I got to get to her somehow.”

“All the people we used to know, they're an illusion to me now.”

“ I don't know what they're doin' with their lives.”

“ We always did feel the same. We just saw it from a different point of view.”

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“I will murder these sons of bitches. Eat a dick little Johnny.”

“You son of a bitch. I will eat your face.”

“Just remember: pain is only a temporary measure.”

“That’s inappropriate.”

“Once more unto the breach, dear friends.”

“I’m a winner.”

“I’m not ready for a rope swing. I was not told that I was going to be doing a rope swing.”

“I’m pretty sure this was not part of my contract.”

“I hate everything that you stand for and everything you are.”

“Frankly I believe that this is a load of bullshit.”

“Suffering is all you will get in this universe.”

“It sounds a lot more sexual when I say it this close and this quietly.”

“You’re not quiet and you need to be quieter.”

“I know kung-fu and also melon-fu apparently.”

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“Floof the hair for power.”

“You bag of tits. You son of a bitch.”

“How dare you mash my face.”

“I’ll tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself.”

“The possibilities for victory are endless and you have just fucked yourself.”

“Victory is assured. There is no way that I can fuck this up.”

“I am the greatest to ever exist.”

“Come back here you little shit.”

“Repelled by who I thought was once my friend.”

“Well. It seems I’ve found the secret to suck.”

“Well I suppose this is better than actually trying.”

“I did not go. That was not me. I take great offense to this.”

“What did I just say?”

“I don’t like that. No. No. No. No.”

“You sack of fuck.”

“I’m gonna catch it.”

“What have you done to become immune to my swords?”

“You’re the reason we don’t believe in God.”

“Open your mouth and wiggle your foot!”

“I just went for a cleansing walk.”

“Your cat loves me. I’m his favorite toy.”

“He’s been good. He’s only told two dad jokes this week.”

“I have to get all my cussing out at home so I don’t accidentally say ‘fuck’ in front of middle schoolers.”

“Play with me!!”

“He wanted me to chase him.”

“Squirrel!”

“I’m making cop-porn. I MEAN POPCORN.”

“It’s the Little Pope-y Dude.”

“The other librarians can just leave when a crazy person talks to them but I’m in charge of the computers so I’m stuck.”

Send me a number and I’ll write a starter based on that bad advice

make the first move

show up without a reservation

buy something frivolous

don’t apologize

read the last page first

give yourself the day off

revive the art of conversation

quote your dad

get lost on purpose

hit snooze again

give yourself a standing ovation

be your own valentine 

don’t settle for a spark... light a fire instead

shopping makes everything better!

“I don’t care what you call me, so long as it’s not an insult.”

“What do your friends call you?”

“A true name has power. Don’t give yours out too freely.”

“I have many names. Most of them I had no hand in choosing.”

“Give me a nickname!”

“I have a name. Use it.”

“It’s not nice to make fun of somebody’s name.”

“Names are just labels. I don’t need one.”

“You have no right to say their name.”

“I need a sappy nickname for you. Pudding pop. Snuggle bean. Sparkle butt. I’m gonna keep going until you pick one. Sugar puppy. Egg salad.”

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“Check one two three...”

“Atención, yo, attention!”

“Honk ya horn if you want it!”

“You ain’t getting back in again.”

“Hold up a minute.”

“It’s good to see your face.”

“Thanks for the welcome wagon.”

“Uh. All according to plan. All according to plan!”

“Stop playing around with the goop.”

“Such cheap material!”

“You’ll be fine. Yeah. Yeah, don’t worry. Uh we’ll... we’ll come in a minute.”

“What’s with the cheap magic?”

“You’ve picked the wrong people to mess with.”

“Hey! Tall, dark, and ugly!”

“Eat a dick! Say not one word!”

“I expect to be paid extra for that.”

“And you even destroyed the town in the process. Fantastic! I was thinking of renovating anyway.”

“I fought a tornado once.”

“You’ll have to catch me first!”