"We Dont Have A Chimney." "what????"

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

i couldva been a famouse singerrrrrrrrr but instead i chose to be a blogger. sabrina carprnter stole my voice like a sea witch no big deal.

i was on discord last night giving a choral rendition of rap god.

it wasnt that good

okay well as i already said sabrina carpenter stole my voice sea witch style. so...

Men deserve to tied down and stroked until they can't take it anymore.

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

many Chili's Grill and Bar locations across our great nation prepared large amounts of crab bisque in anticipation of Mitch McConnell's death but he's taking sooooooo long with it that all the bisque went bad and they had to flush it down the toilet one bucket at a time. sad.