i already thought of a damn username, and now u want a title?

CNC because choices overwhelm me. 💞

if u get bored/lonely you can start jerking off which will instantly summon all your friends for a long and intensive socratic dialogue in ur dms👍

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

anyone else perpetually feeling like they'll genuinely never find love LOL like not in a funny quirky way like truly......like im just not built for it im not the kind of person stuff like that happens to

Hey guys *points hypno ray* I am no longer asking, you will be thinking about vampires.

cant even enjoy my somno kink. because of woke

some things do not need bluetooth connection. give me a wire you prick

Aphrodisiacs should exist and it's lame that they don't. I want to become so sensitive that a single breath on my dick brings me to the edge and a flick of my nipples makes me leak

People really be reblogging this like "Just do meth or cocaine" and "OMG wine is an aphrodisiac"

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth