Apple

I am uh...Apple lolsies (ignore my weird spherical apple pfp I can't draw) I go by any reasonable pronouns so uh...yeah dw abt misgendering me xd

I'm mostly here to look at people's pretty art and read some fanfics perhaps, so uh...by the off chance I do post, it'd probably just be whatever's circulating in my smooth brain lol

cough...

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them: "depends. are you busy atm?"

me: "...did you just use the abbreviation for 'at the moment' irl...?"

them: "...yeah."

also them: "wait...did you just use irl, IN real life??"

okay so imagine an oc who can't express their emotions properly (stay with me ik thats already kinda common) BUTTTT they have like...a little piece of paper taped to their face (yk like that one face accessory from gacha club that has the ":'3" face..) ANDDD they draw on it to show emotion.

HERE'S THE (not-that-impressive) KICKER: basically the expression only changes when you aren't looking. So if they were neutral one second, and now they're happy, the paper is still gonna sport a neutral expression until no one is looking at it. Whether it be blinking, turning away, or even just...looking at a different part of their body or smth, it will change. kinda like a weeping angel that only moves when no one is looking at it?? does that make sense???

No because why are ya'll just saying "they're misunderstood!!.." or "they're just a silly guy trust! xd" like

i get thats the case for SOME antagonists, but ya'll are acting like wanting something innocent like someone who listens to them COMPLETELY validates their actions.

shadow milk btw.

i'm referring to shadow milk.

Like hello??? Lowk it's no wonder not even the beasts barely want to associate with him. Besides their conflict of interest, shadow milk pushed NOT ONE, not TWO, but THREE OF THE BEASTS TO THEIR BREAKING POINT?? (referring to mf, bs, n' es if it wasn't clear)

let me reach for your moral compass and SHOVE it back into you for a sec, because this man has caused indirect genocide of multiple nations, manipulated pv, the KINDEST and most UNDERSTANDING of ancients, mocked MULTIPLE cookies of their very existence, (bravegang, ancients, fellow beasts, etc...) and ALMOST indirectly drove some of them to crumbling themselves (aka SUICIDE. HELLO??? IS YOUR MORAL COMPASS BACK YET???)

it doesn't matter how much of a redemption arc he gets, how kind he might be in the future, it will NEVER make up for his destruction as the beast of deceit.

now keep in mind, i'm not throwing shade at ya if he's your favorite cookie, i'm throwing you shade if you ENDORSE his actions, if you EVER think he will make up for his past actions, and if you think ALL THERE IS TO HIM is being some stereotypical tsundere trope that acts all tough and mean, but is secretly really kind hearted if you give him a chance.

me: "A lot of games use pixelated graphics, it's not outdated."

my dad: "Well, there's no way they're making a lot of money off of it."

me: