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Trump Spends Entire Classified National Security Briefing Asking About ​Egyptian ​Mummies

Giddy Tim Kaine Presses Face Against Campaign Bus Window As Horse Trailer Drives By

37-Year-Old Makes Absolutely Heartbreaking Last-Ditch Effort To Get Really Into New Band

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Report: More American Fifth-Graders Taking Gap Year To Unwind Before Middle School

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How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery? 

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

George, Bullmastiff (2 y/o), Hirtle’s Beach, Kingsburg, Nova Scotia, CAN • “He’s our 6th Bullmastiff. They don’t bark or bite, but I worked nights for 15 years and they’re great deterrents.”

Timmy, Bernese Mountain Dog (4 y/o), York & Duke St., Lunenberg, Nova Scotia, CAN • “He’s four, but he acts just like a puppy.”

When someone you don’t like is coming down the hall and you’re obligated to say “hi” but you try to keep on walking.