Shoo! Shoo! Get outta 'ere!

hate the fact that "kill yourself" is the hip, cool way to tell someone to fuck off. hate that people took the concept of telling another human being to end their own life and abbreviated it down to kys so they don't have to grapple with the horror of what they're actually saying

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

friendly reminder for things you might have forgotten!

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

Me writing at age 15: what IF the story was about people KIDNAPPING teenagers and CRUELLY EXPERIMENTING on them and I had a NINE YEAR OLD accidentally KILL A MAN with unharnessed DEADLY PSYCHIC ENERGY

Remember that funny scene in Big Hero 6 when Baymax falsely diagnosed Hiro with puberty and started trying to go over what symptoms he would go through (including where he was gonna grow hair and was cut off by Hiro right before he was about to mention pubic hair).