* BEEP BEEP !

y’all rly thought i wouldn’t ramble abt this  !

so i wanna talk about the yo-yo   (   and likely other toys   )   as somewhat of a coping mechanism or distraction.   it’s not hugely deep,  but it’s no secret that richie is a big old bundle of energy.  his mind runs at a mile a minute,  and toys that keep his hands occupied are a huge help to keeping him a little more tolerable around other people.   if he’s using a yo-yo,  he’s not hassling and prodding at others.   i’ve made the fidget spinner joke with a few people,  and i know that’s a huge meme,  but seriously,  modern richie would find a lot of help from those,  as well as any stress balls or other hand toys.

his parents’ attitude toward this is hugely dismissive,  particularly his father.   his dad canonically has an interest in sports and works as a dentist,  so i figure his career views for richie either involve something athletic or hugely academic and,  of course,  spending hours on end trying to make a yo-yo sleep is neither.   a time waster.   that being said,  both parents recognise he’s less irritating with a toy in hand,  so leave him to it,  but not without the passing remarks that it’s a stupid hobby.

TAGGED : bitch i stole it call the cops TAGGING :  u

BODY

long legs     /     short legs     /     average legs     /     slender thighs     /     thick thighs     /    muscular thighs     /     skinny arms     /     soft arms     /     muscular arms   /     toned stomach     /     flat stomach    /     flabby stomach     /     soft stomach     /     six pack     /     beer belly     /     lean frame     /     muscular frame     /     voluptuous frame     /     petite frame   /     lanky frame     /     short nails     /     long nails     /     manicured nails     /     dirty nails     /     flat ass     /     toned ass     /     bubble butt     /     thick ass     /     small waist   /     thick waist     /     narrow hips     /     average hips     /     wide hips     /     calloused hands     /     soft hands   /     big hands     /     average hands    /     small hands   /     long fingers     /     short fingers     /     average fingers     /     broad shouldered     /     underweight     /    average weight     /     overweight

HEIGHT

shorter than 140 cm     /     141 cm-150 cm     /     151 cm to 160 cm    /     161 cm to 170 cm     /     171 cm to 180cm     /     181 cm to 190 cm     /     191 cm to 2m     /     taller than 2 m.

SKIN

pale   /     rosy     /     olive     /     dark     /     tanned     /     blotchy     /     smooth     /     acne     /     dry     /     greasy     /     freckled

EYES

small     /     large   /     average     /     grey     /     brown     /     blue     /     green     /     gold     /     hazel     /    doe - eyed     /     almond     /     close - set     /     wide - set     /     squinty     /     monolid     /     heavy eyelids     /     upturned     /     downturned

HAIR.

thin     /     thick     /     fine     /     normal     /     greasy     /     dry     /     soft     /     shiny     /    curly     /     frizzy     /     wild     /     unruly     /     straight     /     smooth     /     wavy     /     floppy     /     cropped     /     pixie - cut     /     shoulder length     /     back length     /     waist length     /     buzz cut     /     bald     /     jaw length     /     mohawk     /     white     /     platinum blonde     /     golden blonde     /     dirty blonde     /     blonde     /     ombre     /     light brown     /     mouse brown     /     chestnut brown     /     golden brown     /     chocolate brown     /     dark brown     /     jet black     /     ginger   /     auburn     /     dyed red     /     dyed an unnatural color     /     thin eyebrows     /     average eyebrows     /     thick eyebrows  

TATTOOS / PIERCINGS

no tattoos   /     one tattoo     /     a few here and there    /     multiple     /     full (half ) sleeve     /     thigh tattoo     /     neck tattoo     /     chest tattoo     /     no piercings     /     ear piercings   /     nose piercing     /     lip piercing     /     tongue piercing     /     eyebrow piercing     /     navel piercing   /     cheek piercing     /     nipple piercing     /     genital piercing

COSMETICS

eyeliner     /     light eyeliner    /     heavy eyeliner     /     cat eyes     /     mascara     /     fake eyelashes     /     matte lipstick     /     regular lipstick     /     lipgloss     /     red lips     /     pink lips     /     dark lips     /     bronzer     /    highlighter     /     eyeshadow     /     neutral eyeshadow     /     smoky eyes     /     colorful eyeshadow     /    blush     /     lipliner     /     light contouring     /     heavy contouring     /     powder     /     matte foundation     /     shiny foundation     /     concealer     /     wears regularly     /     occasionally wears     /     never wears

SCENT

floral     /     fruity     /     perfumes     /     aftershave     /     cocoa     /     moisturizer     /    shampoo     /     cigarettes     /     leather     /     sweat     /     food     /     incense     /     marijuana     /     cologne     /     whiskey    /     wine     /     fried food     /     blood     /     fire     /     metal     /     ice

CLOTHES

jeans     /     tight pants     /     over knee socks    /     tights     /     leggings     /     yoga pants     /     pencil skirt    /     tight skirt     /     loose skirt     /     formfitting dress     /     cardigans     /     blouse     /     button up shirt     /     band t - shirt   /     sweatpants     /     tank top     /     cutoff t - shirt     /     designer     /     high street     /     online stores     /     thrift     /     lingerie     /     long skirt     /     miniskirt     /    maxidress     /     sundress     /     tie     /    tuxedo     /     cocktail dress     /     highslit dress/skirt   /     t - shirt     /     loose clothing     /     tight clothing     /     jean shorts     /    sweater     /     sweater vest     /     khaki pants     /    suit     /     hoodie     /     hareem pants     /     basketball shorts     /     boxers     /     briefs    /     thong     /     hotpants     /     hipster pants     /     bra     /     sportsbra     /     crop top     /     corset     /     ballerina skirt     /     leotard     /     polka dot    /     stripes     /     glitter     /     silk     /     lace     /     leather    /     velvet     /     chemise     /     patterns     /     florals     /     neon colors     /     pastels     /     black     /     dark colors     /     fur     /     faux fur

SHOES

   ❛ ❛      TONSIL  HOC      ——          you  know ,     that’s  so  immature .     ❜ ❜     equally  so  is  the  way  he  swats  his  best  friend’s  hand  away ,      huffs   a  breath .         ❛ ❛     not  every  girl  wants  to  blow  me .     that  job  is  reserved  for  your  sister .      ——      get  your  head  out  of  your  ass ,     richie .     it’s  1990 .     i  can  talk  to  a  girl  as  JUST  her  friend .     ❜ ❜

    HE  KNOWS  BETTER  THAN     to  accept  such  an  apology  for  any  more  that  what  it’s  worth .     well ,    what’s  it  worth ,    eds ?      NOTHING .       ❛ ❛      yeah ,    yeah .     ❜ ❜      reply  to  the  quip  is  mumbled  half - heartedly  under  his  breath .    avoidance  has  always  been  the  best   (  if  not  hardest  )    tactic  to  weaponize  ;     oh ,    you  know  it  just  drives  him  crazy !     the  feeling  is  mutual .     it  has  always  been  so ,    so  mutual .     dark  hues  fixate  once  more  ‘pon  his  notebook .         ❛ ❛      STUDYING .     you  probably  should  be ,     too .     everyone  is  saying  this  test  is  hard  as  shit .      ❜ ❜

❛          PSHT   !     STUDYIN’  IS  FOR  CHUMPS.          ❜          own  academic  prowess  shall  never  be  brought  to  light,   that  all-encompassing  voice  of  his  overpowering  whatever  conventional  intellect  could  shine  through.          the  notebook  finds  itself  in  new  hands,   idle  in  reading  eddie’s  scribbled  equations  before  falling  backward  with  a  groan,   the  other’s  knees  serving  as  backrest.          richie  lets  the  book  fall  flat  on  his  face  with  a  thwump,   his  smirk  hidden  beneath  its  pages,   words  muffled.

the attempt not to crack the inevitable smile is a     VALIANT ONE,     but in the end the     class clown     strikes again. a reluctant tug of the lips as the small yellow colored package is tentatively accepted, fingers squish at the thick substance inside, pads of fingers safe from the     STICKY GOOP     by a thin layer of plastic. “              what now, mask master    ?    ”

hey! it really just originated since we were all friends and wanted to match as a fun little group.