hi i lov richie tozier thank u for ur time
almost home

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

@theartofmadeline

Kaledo Art

Andulka
Jules of Nature

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor

#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from Belarus
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Canada
@spectrauma
hi i lov richie tozier thank u for ur time

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i’ll be on richie soon btw ! i’m mostly on lucas @fyrbol at the minute but takin a mini weekend break from writing in general, so you can probably expect me doin stuff here sometime after that xo
don’t be a pussy. * FIREBALL HIM !
jam pls answer this does richie try to make mike laugh when he’s drinking soda so it’ll come outta his nose
‘try’ as if he doesn’t fuckin succeed?????? richie’s comin for ur soda gig, is the first to come out with a smart-ass clapback if henry tries to get mike down, will have a full on conversation with one of mike’s chickens, catches popcorn in his mouth, chokes on said popcorn, and then doesn’t talk to mike for a FULL 10 minutes because he didn’t give him cpr like what kinda friend even ARE u i’m never takin u to the movies again u bitch
talk 2 me abt richie n his shitty yo-yo skillz
y’all rly thought i wouldn’t ramble abt this !
so i wanna talk about the yo-yo ( and likely other toys ) as somewhat of a coping mechanism or distraction. it’s not hugely deep, but it’s no secret that richie is a big old bundle of energy. his mind runs at a mile a minute, and toys that keep his hands occupied are a huge help to keeping him a little more tolerable around other people. if he’s using a yo-yo, he’s not hassling and prodding at others. i’ve made the fidget spinner joke with a few people, and i know that’s a huge meme, but seriously, modern richie would find a lot of help from those, as well as any stress balls or other hand toys.
his parents’ attitude toward this is hugely dismissive, particularly his father. his dad canonically has an interest in sports and works as a dentist, so i figure his career views for richie either involve something athletic or hugely academic and, of course, spending hours on end trying to make a yo-yo sleep is neither. a time waster. that being said, both parents recognise he’s less irritating with a toy in hand, so leave him to it, but not without the passing remarks that it’s a stupid hobby.
as for his skill? he’s hugely lacking until he meets bev, and can’t make the yo-yo sleep even after trying for weeks on end. however he does learn quickly when she shows him, and doesn’t shy away from showing his new talent off for hours afterward ! bonus if he accidentally hits someone ( including himself ) in the eye with that thing because anything becomes a weapon in the hands of richie tozier !

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
*sees jam on my dash*
*muse spike*
@spectrauma
xoxoxo
fashion/appearance stats BOLD what applies to your muse.
TAGGED : bitch i stole it call the cops TAGGING : u
BODY
long legs / short legs / average legs / slender thighs / thick thighs / muscular thighs / skinny arms / soft arms / muscular arms / toned stomach / flat stomach / flabby stomach / soft stomach / six pack / beer belly / lean frame / muscular frame / voluptuous frame / petite frame / lanky frame / short nails / long nails / manicured nails / dirty nails / flat ass / toned ass / bubble butt / thick ass / small waist / thick waist / narrow hips / average hips / wide hips / calloused hands / soft hands / big hands / average hands / small hands / long fingers / short fingers / average fingers / broad shouldered / underweight / average weight / overweight
HEIGHT
shorter than 140 cm / 141 cm-150 cm / 151 cm to 160 cm / 161 cm to 170 cm / 171 cm to 180cm / 181 cm to 190 cm / 191 cm to 2m / taller than 2 m.
SKIN
pale / rosy / olive / dark / tanned / blotchy / smooth / acne / dry / greasy / freckled
EYES
small / large / average / grey / brown / blue / green / gold / hazel / doe - eyed / almond / close - set / wide - set / squinty / monolid / heavy eyelids / upturned / downturned
HAIR.
thin / thick / fine / normal / greasy / dry / soft / shiny / curly / frizzy / wild / unruly / straight / smooth / wavy / floppy / cropped / pixie - cut / shoulder length / back length / waist length / buzz cut / bald / jaw length / mohawk / white / platinum blonde / golden blonde / dirty blonde / blonde / ombre / light brown / mouse brown / chestnut brown / golden brown / chocolate brown / dark brown / jet black / ginger / auburn / dyed red / dyed an unnatural color / thin eyebrows / average eyebrows / thick eyebrows
TATTOOS / PIERCINGS
no tattoos / one tattoo / a few here and there / multiple / full (half ) sleeve / thigh tattoo / neck tattoo / chest tattoo / no piercings / ear piercings / nose piercing / lip piercing / tongue piercing / eyebrow piercing / navel piercing / cheek piercing / nipple piercing / genital piercing
COSMETICS
eyeliner / light eyeliner / heavy eyeliner / cat eyes / mascara / fake eyelashes / matte lipstick / regular lipstick / lipgloss / red lips / pink lips / dark lips / bronzer / highlighter / eyeshadow / neutral eyeshadow / smoky eyes / colorful eyeshadow / blush / lipliner / light contouring / heavy contouring / powder / matte foundation / shiny foundation / concealer / wears regularly / occasionally wears / never wears
SCENT
floral / fruity / perfumes / aftershave / cocoa / moisturizer / shampoo / cigarettes / leather / sweat / food / incense / marijuana / cologne / whiskey / wine / fried food / blood / fire / metal / ice
CLOTHES
jeans / tight pants / over knee socks / tights / leggings / yoga pants / pencil skirt / tight skirt / loose skirt / formfitting dress / cardigans / blouse / button up shirt / band t - shirt / sweatpants / tank top / cutoff t - shirt / designer / high street / online stores / thrift / lingerie / long skirt / miniskirt / maxidress / sundress / tie / tuxedo / cocktail dress / highslit dress/skirt / t - shirt / loose clothing / tight clothing / jean shorts / sweater / sweater vest / khaki pants / suit / hoodie / hareem pants / basketball shorts / boxers / briefs / thong / hotpants / hipster pants / bra / sportsbra / crop top / corset / ballerina skirt / leotard / polka dot / stripes / glitter / silk / lace / leather / velvet / chemise / patterns / florals / neon colors / pastels / black / dark colors / fur / faux fur
SHOES
sneakers / slip - ons / flats / slippers / sandals / high heels / kitten heels / ankle boots / combat boots / knee - high / platforms / stripper heels / bare feet / loafers / oxfords / gladiator shoes / boots

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
* kaspbrk.
❛ ❛ TONSIL HOC —— you know , that’s so immature . ❜ ❜ equally so is the way he swats his best friend’s hand away , huffs a breath . ❛ ❛ not every girl wants to blow me . that job is reserved for your sister . —— get your head out of your ass , richie . it’s 1990 . i can talk to a girl as JUST her friend . ❜ ❜
❛ BUT — AND HERE’S THE KICKER, the grand prize, ladies and gents and one and all — can she talk to you as just your friend ? ❜ the interrogation ensues, for there is no such thing as a subject that will not be pressed, no such thing as reprieve for the boy who holds eddie kaspbrak so dear ! is he not green with envy, coiled like vines between the bars of his ribs ? ❛ bet your fur she asks you to go to the pictures with her. too darn late m’lady, for that spot is indefinitely occupied by yours truly. ❜ cue the bow !
* kaspbrk.
HE KNOWS BETTER THAN to accept such an apology for any more that what it’s worth . well , what’s it worth , eds ? NOTHING . ❛ ❛ yeah , yeah . ❜ ❜ reply to the quip is mumbled half - heartedly under his breath . avoidance has always been the best ( if not hardest ) tactic to weaponize ; oh , you know it just drives him crazy ! the feeling is mutual . it has always been so , so mutual . dark hues fixate once more ‘pon his notebook . ❛ ❛ STUDYING . you probably should be , too . everyone is saying this test is hard as shit . ❜ ❜
❛ PSHT ! STUDYIN’ IS FOR CHUMPS. ❜ own academic prowess shall never be brought to light, that all-encompassing voice of his overpowering whatever conventional intellect could shine through. the notebook finds itself in new hands, idle in reading eddie’s scribbled equations before falling backward with a groan, the other’s knees serving as backrest. richie lets the book fall flat on his face with a thwump, his smirk hidden beneath its pages, words muffled.
❛ i’ve got an equation for ya. whatcha get when you add a trashmouth and a nerd ? ❜
* janeives.
the attempt not to crack the inevitable smile is a VALIANT ONE, but in the end the class clown strikes again. a reluctant tug of the lips as the small yellow colored package is tentatively accepted, fingers squish at the thick substance inside, pads of fingers safe from the STICKY GOOP by a thin layer of plastic. “ what now, mask master ? ”
❛ I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. ❜ certain in his uncertainty, for what could be more endearing than the naivety of youth ? he will boldly go, unabashed and without restraint, for the sake of getting off a good one. ❛ i think ya just . . . kinda smush it all over your face. ❜ on that hypothesis alone he banks, tearing the packet open by one swift motion with his teeth. what is it they say about baring teeth ? his grins are both his sword and shield, a more effective defense than any metal armour could ever be. ❛ unless you’re scared to get mucky, now ! ❜
🌺🌈 send this to ten other blogs you think are wonderful. keep the game going! 🌺
i !! lov !! u !! 💕✨💕✨ thank u for sending this despite me bein scarce on tumblr dot com rn it means a ton that u took the time ( :
what does the ‘trauma’ suffix of you and all the other it kid blogs refer to? just curious :0
hey! it really just originated since we were all friends and wanted to match as a fun little group.
jay (monstrauma) had his url since he’s been here eons and we all just adapted a url to fit our characters! my interpretation for richie is his specs and trauma because he… went through a fuck ton of trauma through the book so that’s it really ! hope i answered ur q ( :

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking