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yikesimonfireā:
[pm] Iām afraid to say. Your serotonin levels are high enough as it is. What if this sends you overboard? I couldnāt live with myself knowing I put you in that kind of danger. š
[pm] I canāt believe you would do this to me. My hopes were up and now theyāre six feet under. Surely, I will perish too.
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yikesimonfireā:
[pm] Eddie, thatās too much serotonin. You could probably die. Whatāll happen when I start showingĀ you how obsessed I am with you?
[pm] Maybe, but what a way to go!
Well, that depends, how do you plan on showing it?
darkh0wlā:
[pm] I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD GO SO IN DEPTH LMAO
[pm] I hate you so much. Now, tell me about your tattoos.
darkh0wlā:
[pm] Okay, fine. Then I plan on getting some tattoos. :/
[pm] :/ This is not what I planned. Okay, fine. It depends. Some days, it takes upwards of thirty minutes. Itās not actually that difficult, Iām just a perfectionist. I use different products depending on when I last washed it. I donāt wash it everyday, that would strip the texture too much. No aerosol, I donāt wanna set the planet on fire. And, honestly, you should never underestimate the power of simply sticking your head out of a car window and letting mother nature assist in sculpting your hair.
yikesimonfireā:
[pm] Sometimes when I miss your voice, yeah Not when I work, no. Too distracting. My face would be glued to the video and I wouldnāt get anything done.Ā
[pm] I feel so validated right now. I love when you talk about how obsessed with me you are. Iām experiencing brand-new levels of serotonin.
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yikesimonfireā:
[pm] And via the web! I had no idea how powerful I was.Ā
Believe it or not, I have notifications turned on for when you upload. I never miss a video.Ā
[pm] I did. I think about how powerful you are all the time.
Do you ever have them playing in the background while you work though? Thatās the real question.
darkh0wlā:
[pm] Answer my question first. How long does it take to do your hair?
[pm] A while.
Your turn.
yikesimonfireā:
[pm] I poured my entire heart and soul into that. I even shed a tear! And I may or may not have learned a thing or two about exposition from watching your videos over the years.Ā
[pm] As it turns out, phoenix tears can even mend a broken heart.Ā
Oh, is that so? I gotta ask, how often do you watch my videos?
@darkh0wl
[pm] TouchƩ ://
[pm] Are you gonna tell me then? šx2
yikesimonfireā:
[pm] I was going to ask you to help me figure out what to say in it. Yāknow, since youāre the expert YouTuber. ButĀ I got the impression you wouldnāt talk to me until I made it. Relieved to know that I was wrong.Ā
[pm] Gimme a sec.
[user sends a video file minutes later of him pouting at the camera, apologizing forĀ āever saying that Eddie Carridine has ever eaten glutenā because it was āinsensitive to his gluten-intoleranceā along with other vague lines from typical YouTube apology videos, without actually saying it was untrue]
[pm] I donāt like how well you phrased all of that, itās like youāve done this before. That said, I appreciate the effort and accept your hollow yet impressive apology. We may now flirt without limits.
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[pm] What's in your hair that makes it so big? Tell me your secrets.
[pm] Tell me your secret tattoo plans and maybe I'll talk. š
rainaimā:
[pm] Nah, not really! Probably some place liked Florida. She liked the sun a whole lot. There aināt much worth to bein selfish, yāknow? What good comes of bein someone who only has it out for themselves. It never was, it was just a slight misunderstandin!!!Ā
[pm] For the sake of solidarity, I donāt know where my mom is either. My real one, anyway. Thatās a wild kind of feeling to carry around. Can I hire you to talk to me whenever I feel down? Youāre just very uplifting.Ā
yikesimonfireā:
[pm] It was you, wasnāt it? And here I was, about to sit down and write the script for that apology video I owe yaā¦Ā
[pm] Surprisingly no, but anon kinda read my mind. You should still make that video, by the way. Just because Iām flirting with you doesnāt mean I forgive you.
rainaimā:
[pm] This town sure catches on quick, donāt yāall? Yeah, not a bad thing! Sheās roamin around somewhere. Not weird! Oh, well thank ya! My vibes? I try to make sure people round me are havinā a good time.Ā
[pm] Is she alive and roaming around, or is she a Oh, do you know where? Thatās a super admirable trait. Itās easy to be selfish on that front. For what itās worth, Iām having a great time now that my hairās existence isnāt being questioned.
yikesimonfireā:
Not even if I made a public statement that my original gluten comment was a lie? Better yet, an apology video?
We can talk when I see the video.
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ontheluisā:
Iām talking about star warsĀ
and whether cutting crust makes you a coward
Donāt try and take away my crusty 1st Amendment rights. Iām too Murica for you
Well I meanā¦
If demons and faries existed, would you screw them?
Be honest
I have no idea at all what youāre talking about and Iām fine with that.
Do you really think Iād answer that question on a public forum? They can see this.
yikesimonfireā:
You got me, I didnāt do it. Sike! Unsubbed. <3
[user immediately feels bad and replies again]
You know Iām both physically and emotionally incapable of unsubscribing.Ā
Too late, you broke my heart in half. I donāt know if Iāll ever recover.