BROKE: Gideon smells like shit because he likes to be stinky and not shower
WOKE: Gideon smells like shit because he's practically rotting and has very dry, hard skin, that splits open and makes huge sores that smell bad, and the only way to keep them from ripping open is constant around the clock skincare, which he rarely has time for, but does so when he gets the chance. Otherwise, he keeps up with his hygiene regularly















