call me mother

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

If i were your therapist, i would give you heart-shaped meds.