It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Sentence Meme
“Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?”
“Let’s get high in the back office.”
“I eat stickers all the time, dude!”
“I’m relaxing. I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.”
“I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack.”
“I drank three bottles of champagne, and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.”
“Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.”
“S you in your As, don’t wear a C. J all over your Bs.”
“SHUT UP! Shut up! Oh my God, I don’t care!”
“Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.”
“Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn’t. It’s up for debate.”
“You can eat some stuff from the trash. A lot of it is in perfectly good shape.”
“I don’t have time for your shit, you dumbass dick bags!”
“I think, maybe, I was a centaur in my past life.”
“It’s like, hey everybody look at me, I’m one part robot, and three parts asshole.”
“Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong and I’m very interested in seeing that.”
“You abused alcohol, and that’s okay!”
“I ate all the pizza and drank all the beer.”
“You don’t know shit about cats.”
“Lets pretend you’re not who you are, and just try to attract a woman.”
“Don’t call me white trash.”
“I will smash your face into a jelly!”
“I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.”
“I can’t even get a bus to hit on me.”
“Take care of yourself, or whatever people say.”
“Come on, I steal lots of things. No need to get huffy.”
“Is anybody online the person that they say that they are?”
