Joseph Rachel Ann Stephanie Biden

From the desk of President Joseph R Biden

My fellow Americans,

It has come to my attention that a lot of you plebs have not watched The Lone Gunmen TV series. I personally have not watched it either, but one of my advisors has informed me that these two have an energy so electric that it makes MSR look like a fucking joke.

From now on Morhike is my only ship. If I see anyone posting MSR in the continental United States they will be sanctioned. (MKR is exempt)

Signed

^^^

NOBODY talk to me right now. do not talk. to me. THIS MAN. He. HE changed my life. This man IS AMERICA. He BLEEDS RED WHITE AND BLUE and HE PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR OUR NATION EVERY SINGLE MORNING NOON AND NIGHT. He is the north star of justice. An AGENT in the PUREST SENSE OF THE WORD. My queen, king, prince, prostitute, fbi agent, best friend, wife husband. The depths of his beautiful eyes are blacker than a hot cup of coffee on a pale moonlit night. andwhen he wears those glasses.it just hits hard. I have never SEEN a MAN gamble and look THIS sexy before in.my.life. And I have seen Oceans 11-13 with GEORGE CLOONEY and BRAD PITT and this man HE MAKES GEORGE CLOONEy look like a fucking btich and BRAD PITT look like even more of a fuckjing BITCH. 

I would give this man 10 congressional medals of honor if that joke of a piece of paper (the us constitution) would let me. We need to end that and WRITE A NEW ONE. I STG i am SO MAD 

And if you even try to start with me you are WRONG. Cooper would NEVER date Audrey. I will not elaborate because none of you have the experience in politics and are as well traveled as I am however just know that I am right and you are WRONG as usual 

THIS MANS PICTURE HANGS ABOVE MY BED AT NIGHT because he INSPIRES ME to LIVE LAUGH AND LOVE life to its FULLEST just because I know HE’S OUT THERE.