ｓｐａｃｅ ｐｉｒａｔｅ

                 ❝ Second chances, huh. Not sure that’s the brightest idea around, but I’ll take it. Okay. So how does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? ❞

                ❝ Please tell me you aren’t one of those people who actual wants a baby pet dinosaur. ❞ he uttered with sheer amazement; it would be insane to think such, especially with one of the more dangerous ones.  ❝ What’s wrong with being a piece of a pie? Don’t you like pie? ❞

        ❝ And who are you, I have not seen you aboard the USS Ares before. ❞

         ❝ Do you think potatoes, alone, can be considered a wholesome meal? ❞

              ❝ Buzz Lightyear? I mean, that’s not an insult but I like to think I’m more of a Captain Jack Sparrow. ❞

     ❝ Tough crowd tonight, so I am guessing that is a no to old war stories? ❞

           ❝ I’m sorry, what part of cute can you see from those big ass lizards? Those things look at me like I’m Christmas dinner. You’re more of like a little piece of key-lime pie. ❞

           ❝ I’m the guy from Mars, you know the one they left.  ❞

            ❝ You don’t I can scare anyone? ❞

            ❝ Uhna     Uhar     UH. I don’t think they spelt your name right. ❞

        ❝ You know why dinosaurs are extinct? It’s because they are FUCKIN’ assholes. Fuck you Velocirpatou       whatever the hell it’s named. ❞

        ❝ Supergirl, huh? What’s so great about her anyways? Yeah she might be super, but I’m a botanist. I think that’s A WHOLE LOT cooler. ❞

         ❝ So the whole black eye-liner thing, you think that would make me look more menacing? ❞

lowkey like for a one liner?

                     ❝ Want to try it on? It’s pretty cool you know. I feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. ❞