it's an awfully risky thing, to live.

just bumping this because i am definitely remaking, if you want the handle hmu :)

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

you know what, thats fair

honestly the biggest compliment u can get from a girl is her saying “im so gay” when she sees a picture of u like??? Yes?? ur face is reminding that girl of why she likes girls n that’s fuckin amazing it’s my Favorite Compliment ever

Being willing to kiss most of your gay friends if they asked for it is gay culture tbh

look on the bright side. remember the good things, mention them when you talk to your friends. tell them you love them, thank them for listening to you. you can’t change being a depressed bitch but you can choose not to be a depressing bitch

Saying that banning guns would cause people to use knives and trucks is like saying we shouldn’t cure cancer because some of the survivors would die from heart disease or car accidents.

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

Me after my second glass of wine