Sparrow Was Here

my roommate is simultaneously trying to calm down before her phone interview and psych herself up so she’s playing the animal crossing music but also striking power poses every few seconds

A journey

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Executive dysfunction is like that

This is important

If you put a fat girl who exercises next to a skinny girl who’s on meth they’ll say the skinny one is healthiest

any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of “lol teens being cringey” or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side’s cookies

Back in my day we did weird shit on the Internet because we were genuinely fucked up, not for clout

isnt this the dude who pronounces water as “wourder”

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

…oh no

This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

That’s Robin Williams’ daughter so she definitely will not be having your bullshit.