if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

I love this clip.

This crack Me up every time

every damn time

Action Bronson?

I knew it was coming and I still burst out laughing

HOW THE FUCK 

A+ job using your medium!

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

THINK OF THE WITCHCRAFT.

gay porn is weird

but relatable

I need this here

When are they going to make this into an actual show

i laugh harder every time i replay it

She killed me when she did the Shaq shimmy.

i crACKED UP

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING