if youāre american and coming to australia, Iām gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude namedĀ ādaneā in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
āGood sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman namedĀ āDaneā who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continentā.
ok so what does it say in american
āYouāre more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spiderā.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that donāt make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
āIf ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixinā to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.ā
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