Yo Agnes Nutter was an absolute legend for the following reasons
Scolded the angry mob come to burn her at the stake for being late
Led said angry mob to the fire stake
Continued to sass people while they tied her to the stake
Walked around with an extra 120 pounds in her petticoat and nobody noticed
Said weight was a homemade skirt bomb
Blew up the town square and the Witchfinder in charge of her execution
Knew an actual angel would read her prophecies and straight up called him a fool
Threatened people in the actual future for messing with her plans
Straight up gives her decedents advice on their stock investments
Being the only fortunate teller to actually be accurate
A bunch of other reasons
So many other reasons
There are literally to many reasons to list
