If The Last Hours Cast Had Social Media
@/eldrich-eternal-flames (James)
@/kickinitwithcordy (Cordelia)
@/kickinitwithcortana (Cordelia's sideblog for Cortana pics where she also bestows Persian terms of endearment unto it)
@/wilde-wanderer (Matthew)
@/grumpycatcarstairs (Alastair)
@/thomas-the-tree (Thomas)
@/kit-li-the-science-guy (Christopher)
@/that-science-bitch (Grace)
Matthew's page is a travel blog type thing with pictures from his adventures. His Instagram grid needs to be aesthetically perfect, so it's a lot of landscapes. Every few pictures, he'll post Oscar and perhaps periodically a selfie. The whole thing is beautiful and perfectly put together, but the unfortunate (or very fortunate) tagline is Putting the Lust in Wanderlust.
Additionally, he has a Twitter that he uses for literally no other purpose than to initiate arguments with Elon Musk.
Matthew also makes lots of TikTok videos of himself doing adventurous things like bungee jumping, cliff diving, and taking long and interesting hikes with Oscar. They're really cool and he amasses a large fan base. Unfortunately, he likes to make really cringe puns, and he's really judgmental of the fashion sense of everyone he meets. Which brings us to:
The fact that Alastair has a YouTube channel where he reacts to bad TikToks. His droll commentary and sharp wit evoke an enormously positive response in his audience. He's hailed as one of the funniest human beings ever, especially when he gets to react to serious nonsense. The videos come once a week and are about 10 minutes long.
But every month he does a special double-length video where the only thing he mocks are Matthew's travel TikToks from that month. Matthew comments every time that it is hurtful, but it's all a big joke. They pretend to argue in the comments and that eventually is endearing to both of their followers.
Alastair also goes onto Cordelia's Instagram once in a while to do a live. They call it (based on Cordelia's screen name) 'Kickin' It With the Carstairs.' They just take questions and have conversations with the many viewers of their livestreams. They talk about current events, give (often bad) relationship advice, and behave in a distinctly siblinglike manner.
James and Thomas are the cameramen, and James one day decides to go get himself a cup of tea. You can see James puttering about in the background and messing with the kettle while Cordelia and Alastair talk. James comes back with the tea, but Cordelia thinks it's for her. James is forced to sacrifice it because they are on live and he is a) gallant, and b) a Wife Guy.
Alastair then jokingly inquires about why Cordelia gets tea but not him. Thomas gives the camera to James and goes to make Alastair the tea he likes because he too is a) gallant, and b) a Husband Guy. In leaving the camera with James, he unfortunately drops its height by about a foot. The angle is all off and the viewers are really confused by Thomas's big hulking frame.
Grace and Christopher, who are both gloriously alive and happy, live in a little cottage somewhere in the idyllic countryside doing science. They will take videos of new innovations that they have. They'll show how they're meant to work vs how they do work, and they'll explain the inventions to everyone watching. They try to get young people interested in science and curious about the way that the world works. They also have a pet rat, Marie Curie II. Their followers love her.
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