sparklingsirens

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

I’ve only known Wrong Hordak for 2 seconds, but if anything bad happens to him, I’ll steal all of Noelle’s shoes.

Uhhhh… Fine.?

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