( ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɢɴᴀʀʙᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ !! )

ooc. im an attention whore who gets easily discouraged about my muses when theres a small fandom that isnt all too popular to rp in

                      ❝ ... probably shouldn’t be. it’s, uh -- that’s never a                          good idea, in my opinion. portable shit -- not fun                          for anyone involved, i can imagine. besides, you’d                          have to, like, have a butt flap in your underwear and                          pants ?? and it's just -- it's really not worth people                          seein' your butt if the hat manages to fall off. ❞

                                     -- honestly, can you blame him for being a skeptic ??                                          he's been trolled far too much for his liking. for all                                         he knows, this was just some sort of elaborate                                         trolling tactic ... made by a twelve year old.

ooc. it was HEAVILY implied by martha in the stream yesterday, but since the gods and other characters' writers aren't allowed 100% of character histories (according to martha’s writer), it could be subject to change if any actual histories are revealed.

             ❝ i think you’d have to perfect that ... y’know, idea for how                 it stays on but -- i have to admit, that’s -- that’s a pretty                 gnarly design idea. you should, uh -- you should patent                 it. get known as ‘mark fischbach: the creator of tophasses’. ❞

                        ❝ but dude --                                      this - this is life changing right here !!                                      just imagine what would happen. people’s                                      minds would explode, it’d be so amazing.                                      flying turtles -- the industry of the future. ❞

              ❝ -- how would you even keep a top hat on your ass ??                  would you use a strap to keep it on ??   or would you                  have to ... like, keep           it pointed up constantly ??                  think about the                           laws of physics, here. ❞