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Ok so maybe I want to count every freckle on Percy Weasley's face while he stares at me like I'm insane and makes weak indignant protests.

Look, I respect the Gale man-bun truthers but I personally cannot handle it. He should not look that dignified. He should look like he just crawled out of his depression-induced coma with atrocious morning breath and disoriented soft brown eyes.

HEAR ME OUT. Hamlet with the plot of Dear Evan Hansen. Hamlet as Connor and Horatio as Evan who has to navigate the perils of Dutch royalty, all the while learning about Hamlet's deranged life. Bonus points if a tragic one-sided love blooms at some point.

I love him so much because he's literally me and I'm nothing if not a raging narcissist.

Gale the magic man has stolen my heart and could use it as a soccer ball for all I care. What do you mean this gorgeous wizard has a library, a flying cat, and an expansive vocabulary? Excuse me while I go get my daily fix of his beautiful twinkling eyes and sheepish smile.

Okay so I just broke some lady out of her mind flayer pod and the first thing she does is commit microaggressions against my bestie Lae'zel. She's acting like an extra in Wicked the way she's hating on green-skinned folks what the hell.

Just went to see Hadestown and Orpheus is so sad and autistic. Half the time he's just talking about his hyperfixation in his small little voice like "I have to finish the song" and the other half he's ignoring social cues and good advice like it's an Olympic sport.

just read the character description blonde and anaemic and found myself immediately attracted to the character. this is a bad sign i think.