Slide That Shit

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

A miracle

MY NAME IS ORISA AND THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

how could you waste a egg

a what

It’s a growlithe

if my growlithe ain’t that big i don’t want it

^ tbh

Only explanation that makes sense ^^^^

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

Self care tip: Block him & focus on your water intake

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN

this is either a god-level shitpost or the app being a piece of shit

oh my god. the oceans are filled with hogs,

please don’t say that 

so tired of men using this classic line

i ask the woman who cleans the campus buildings during the late evening hours if she’s ovulating and she glows at my admirable sensitivity every time